Aunt Kattles

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Creation: 2003-09-29 14:02:40 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-12 00:35:27

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Persona History

NameTime Changed
Aunt Kattles2018-02-03 14:20:07
Dick Quest2018-01-01 02:33:22
booty bandit2014-06-30 11:58:34
anal anguisher2014-06-27 13:24:45
muffhole marauder2014-02-11 19:59:28
one man fag parade2013-12-29 23:01:03
Blind Jim2013-12-29 19:38:20
Herpes Hank2012-12-04 02:01:49
Blitzkrieg2012-07-29 12:34:03
Squid Dick2012-07-28 19:40:28

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Kat2023-05-26 09:26:21

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Public2023-05-26 09:26:21 [Estimated]

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ZephDRUNKENLY DRINKING DRINKS now so that I can start PISSILY PISSING PISS later!!!2021-11-14 12:05:52
JERKS ON ICEI was sitting on the toilet yesterday morning, catching up on the world at large via my favorite online news source (ALEX JONES RULES!!!!!!!). I turned to flush, and when I yanked on the magnificent silver handle upon the fine porcelain, Kat came busting out of the fan in the ceiling, shaking a giant kielbasa all about and shrieking "THE CROW CAWS AT MIDNIGHT."Midnight that night, a crow landed upon my patio railing and it left a kielbasa all wrapped up for me with a note on it: "FOR RECTAL USE ONLY."2018-06-22 20:50:15
JERKS ON ICEI was at the local grocery last Saturday, browsing the shelf with all the teas on it, when all of a sudden, Aunt Kattles leapt down from the top of the shelf, and she began teabagging me right there in aisle 7!Who says that we have no customer service in America, anyway,2017-12-17 13:39:59
JERKS ON ICEI was standing at my old faithful bus stop right outside the liquor store 'round the corner. It was rainy as all get-out. To make matters worse, the bus was running at least 10 minutes late. Suddenly, I see Kat come squealing out from behind the taco join across the street with an army of pigs. She directed them my way, making sure all of them trampled me, and then once I was thoroughly mashed like a fine bowl of 'taters, she whipped her gigantic ♥♥♥♥ out and shoved it down my throat and straight out my ass.Anyway, that taco place is rad.2017-04-26 21:30:23
Zeph*clonks a gong*2017-04-22 05:25:50
JERKS ON ICEANTONIO SEXHAVER.2017-01-01 23:01:35
ZephKat is still terrorizing Burger Hippo, my pet axolotl. She started doing it two months ago, and I thought it was just a phase she was going through, but when she started wearing an axolotl mask and listening to Dave Matthews Band at 4 AM, I knew she was determined. The last two months have been a phantasmagoria of nightmares for my axolotl. My friend Henry the Wizard suggested I surround the axolotl's terrarium in baby powder, and gave me a scroll to read that's supposed ward off malicious spirits. I'm not sure if Kat counts as a malicious spirit but at this point, I'm willing to do anything. If you're reading this, please help. #kattlesishitler #savetheaxolotl #leaveburgerhippoalone2016-11-10 22:30:46
ScreamsLegitMy car broke down once and while I was attempting to pop the hood, Kat flew overhead, propelled by several rats tied together and farting with enough force to jet her through the sky with the type of precision you'd expect from a professional. She flipped me off with both hands before dropping a paratrooper mouse gently onto my windsheild. It scrambled into my car and presented me with a greeting card. It was blank on the outside. The inside was just a photocopy of Kat's middle finger. Shame was my company on the long walk home.2016-01-16 23:51:39
ZephI signed up to compete against Katniss Everdong at the Chexmix Hunger Games, but someone threw a bottle of balsamic vinegar off their 45th-floor balcony and it clocked me in the head. She was probably behind it, but if so, it backfired big-time for her. I've got a clock for a head now... I'm thinking with GEARS. Pretty sure I am going to win.2015-06-27 06:38:17
ZephKat was once in line to be the next James Bond. The arrangement was that she would duel Pierce Brosnan in Magic: the Gathering and then Sean Connery in a drunk game of Twister. Kat opted to take on Connery first and not only bested him but performed a ritual to eviscerate his soul. She kept his voice and used it to talk Pierce Brosnan out of his Magic cards. He had a wicked deck with 4 Ball Lightnings, 4 Volcanic Dragons, and 2 Mox Rubies. Kat traded those for a job at the Smithsonian as a chiropractor for the various dinosaur skeletons kept there.2015-05-29 06:34:29
ZephKat had a door installed in a cow once. She was planning to build a mini-golf course in there. But the door was to the cow's rumen, so when corporate came down to tee off, they found a bunch of gut flora hogging the whole place! Greens, fairways, sand traps, you name it - nothing but microbial yuppies. They littered, too. There's a moral to this, which is "Don't do what Kat did".2015-05-28 23:51:38
JERKS ON ICEI once bought a vintage 1942 prick-rake from Kat on eBay. I found it interesting that the listing said, "Free ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." Thinking this was simply an unfortunate typo, I did not ask any questions. Anyway, the item took three years to arrive, and what would you know, the item showed up buried in a mound of horse manure.Now THAT's service. A++++ would buy again.2015-05-28 23:32:39
ZephKat ran into me at a Barnes & Noble once. I had just bought a Christmas card. Kat and I passed each other and she smacked my card and the reindeer's antler broke off. It wasn't even Christmas and cards are cheap, but it's the principle of the thing, dammit.2015-05-28 23:26:46
SepherimKat: Professional butt toucher extraordinaire!2014-08-21 16:49:26
ScreamsLegit:D2014-07-03 10:11:42
JERKS ON ICEBUTTHOLE BEFUDDLER.2014-06-27 20:04:51
JERKS ON ICEBUTT BASHER.2014-06-27 15:22:48
ZephNotice THIS2014-06-09 14:21:33
JERKS ON ICESo freakin' fab!2014-05-29 19:59:27
JERKS ON ICE<32014-02-14 19:35:30
inertia+rep friendly, nice, fast trader!2012-10-27 17:22:56
Good ol' �Sold me 10 buds +rep2012-06-29 14:07:15
Jayashtrade went really fast! +rep2012-06-28 20:43:58
A Wild One AppearsQuick and fast trader! hooked me up with a great deal + rep2012-05-06 19:08:43
Luke Warmwatersuper fair +rep2012-05-06 15:17:19

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