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Creation: 2004-02-08 20:30:25 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-09 13:50:14
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| ⎝⧹GWeZiN⧸⎠8R⧸⎠⧸⎠ | 2020-07-31 23:52:44 |
| ╲⎝⧹GWeZiN⧸⎠8R⧸⎠⧸⎠ | 2019-01-11 00:04:29 |
| gwez | 2017-07-11 21:18:12 |
| CannabisCommando69 | 2017-07-09 15:13:00 |
| ＺＵＰＲ３ＭＥ♂ＧＷＥＺＩＮ８Ｒ | 2016-11-02 20:35:36 |
| ZUPR3ME_GWEZIN8R_69 | 2015-08-31 11:39:45 |
| xXxGWEZURRECTIONxXx | 2015-08-26 23:55:37 |
| Ganja General Gwez | 2015-08-18 14:50:11 |
| Marihuana Maestro Gwez | 2015-08-13 23:22:28 |
| Marihuana Master Gwez | 2015-08-13 16:16:20 |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/gwez/ | 2023-05-27 19:41:34 |
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| Public | 2023-05-27 19:41:34 [Estimated] |
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| 𝖉𝖆𝖓 | The Omniknight🌈🙇 you punched👊 in⤵️ the hall today.👇 Committed suicide😫🔫 a few minutes⏰ ago. That👉👉 Crystal Maiden💃 you☝️ called🗣 a ♥♥♥♥💅👄 in class✍ today. She's a virgin.🍒👌👌 The Lion🏃 you called☹️ lame.👎 He has to work👷👔 every night🌃 to support🙌 his family.👨👩👧👦 That👈👈 Venge👧 you pushed👐 down⬇️ the other❌ day.🌄 She's already😧 being abused😡✊ at home.🏡 That position 4 Doom👩 you called fat.🙆🙆 He's starving🙍🚫🍰🍪🍩🚫 himself. You think🤔 you freaking😤 know📚📖 your supports?.👇 Guess what❓ You don't❕🖕 Share👯👌👍 if you are against🙅 bullying supports in your pubs.😆👉😢 I bet 99%😞of you won't,😖 but Share😳 this if you're that 1% 💸💰💵with a heart❤️💛💚💙💜 | 2021-05-22 20:57:13 |
| Bazongo | So you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that’s a city in China. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it’s an amazing test. We do better testing than anywhere in the world. Usually “positive” is a positive word—it’s a very good word, frankly. Everybody thinks it’s good, apart from what you hear on the news—which is fake. But in medicine, “positive” is not so good. So it’s very confusing. So you’re positive for the Corona. But you’ll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you’re going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you’ll be fine. You feel fine, right? You won’t need a ventilator. There are no ventilators—but you won’t need one. | 2020-03-30 12:32:19 |
| Bazongo | I pretended to be a girl in the new roblox server for 18+ only. Little did they know I am a 12 year old boy. At first we just played roblox together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a hot and sexy "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.Eventually I scammed this man out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up and many hours of my roblox time watching makeup tutorials to pull off this epic con. He also gifted me over 500 robux.11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking someone's ♥♥♥♥ for the first time. We're looking to move in together in October. | 2018-04-10 21:40:37 |
| 𝖉𝖆𝖓 | I have run this profile through multiple state-of-the-art supercomputers, sent it to over 274 think-tanks worldwide for review, and have presented it to a fully-present council at the UN. After much debate and energetic speeches, we have enacted legislation officially declaring this man's benis a no-fly zone, and officially off-limits to both public and government personnel. Armed guards and military assets will be stationed at key points around this man's benis at all times, and all who attempt to trespass will be enthusiastically shot until dead. | 2018-02-08 13:29:30 |
| Bazongo | A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. "How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian" "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. | 2017-09-28 00:37:10 |
| Bazongo | The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. | 2017-09-28 00:37:04 |
| Bazongo | Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I think I might hate Japanese this year. Last year we had a teacher named Ms. Noguchi, she was an old woman from japan, but her classes were serious and quiet. We had tests every other day. But she retired. Now we have this one woman who learned Japanese at PSU who makes the classroom look more like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anime with kawaii posters everywhere and we also sit in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GROUPS LIKE BRAIN DEAD KINDERGARDNERS. She said she got interested in Japanese through anime and THIS LARDED ♥♥♥♥ STARTED TALKING OUT LOUD TO THE TEACHER ABOUT HIS FAVORITE ANIMES WHEN SHE WAS STILL INTRODUCING HERSELF. Also outside in the hallway there is a display case that used to show old japanese artifacts, NOW THERES JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MANGA BOOKS IN THERE AND OTHER ♥♥♥♥. My god I wanted to learn japanese because it was different not to look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEB. | 2017-09-28 00:34:56 |
| Bazongo | I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet. | 2017-08-20 17:03:45 |
| Bazongo | As a 24 year old single female I think it's very hard to find a guy who's actually interested in free software. I've had guys jokingly ask to "Netflix and Chill" but when I tell him that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked Google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch YouTube. I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added custom roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public PGP key so that we can verify our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a guy concerned about software freedom? I feel like I'm going to be single forever. | 2017-04-30 21:40:10 |
| Bazongo | A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men. For sake of ♥♥♥♥, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ God rest his soul | 2017-02-12 02:28:30 |
| Bazongo | Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have Mesothelioma o: someone's entitled to financial compensation ;) nuzzles your asbestos~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your free legal consultation and financial information packet you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your free legal consultation and financial information packet it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your asbestos Daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes exposure to asbestos $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big Mesothelioma tumour~ wiggles butt I have a little tumor o3o wags tail can you please get my free legal consultation and financial information packet~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch tumour rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be entitled to financial compensation runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to call 1-800-99 LAW USA~ | 2017-01-16 21:59:13 |
| Bazongo | I find it a shame, all I see and have studied is abhorrent horrors of humanity. Its all I can see anymore. I see comments like yours "we are all connected and kind of rooting for each other" and I just cant understand them anymore. It doesnt really compute and all I see is "we are all connected' which is an absolute truth, but when I come to "rooting for each other" I just think, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Half are rooting for your destruction, the other half are rooting for you to be higher yet lower than them, and a small but sizable amount just want to see pain. Seeing these just brings me to tears because I dont think I can see through those eyes anymore, and it makes me wonder if I could even be considered a human | 2017-01-10 01:55:59 |
| Bazongo | Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait, call 1-800-99 LAW USA today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. Mesothelioma patients call now! 1-800-99 LAW USA | 2017-01-04 20:48:49 |
| Pyramid | I broke a couple of ribs once during a botched beer run and after a night of smoking kratom, eating fish sticks and watching the matrix I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tip top m8 | 2016-12-22 19:23:11 |
| Bazongo | Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester? | 2016-12-18 22:48:57 |
| Bazongo | Summerset Isles for the Altmer, Hammerfell for Redguards, Skyrim for everybodyEverybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when non-Nords pours into Skyrim and ONLY into Skyrim.The Skyrim is just as crowded as Summerset Isles or High Rock, but nobody says Summerset Isles or High Rock will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of immigrants and quote assimilating unquote with them.Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for Skyrim and ONLY Skyrim to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-Nords.What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-Redguards were brought into Hammerfell and ONLY into Hammerfell? | 2016-08-24 18:28:45 |
| Bazongo | How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the Final solution to the Redguard problem?And how long would it take any sane Redguard to notice this and what kind of psycho Redguard wouldn’t object to this?But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the Nords, Imperials and respectable Imperial puppet Jarls agree that I am a stormcloakwhowantstokillsixmilliondunmer.They say they are anti-Stormcloak. What they are is anti-Nord.Anti-Stormcloak is a code word for anti-Nord | 2016-08-24 18:28:41 |
| Bazongo | Your story reminds of my favorite Twitch streamer. She also used to have two cats like that. I started out mostly lurking in her channel and barely ever commenting so she ended up referring to me by the laid back cats name and a really funny but hyper guy who'd sometimes go off on huge rants (probably had aspergers) got her crazy cats name.Now I'm depressed though cause I have to relieve the worst mistake of my life.I had been faithfully watching her for almost a year and she mostly played League and Hearthstone plus sandboxy fun games like Little Big Planet and Minecraft. Those games weren't really my cup of tea put her personality and sense of humor were so great that I didn't care. | 2016-07-31 15:52:09 |
| Bazongo | She only had about 60 average viewers but we all adored her and there was a great sense of community among everyone. I was super excited that night cause it was her one year twitch anniversary and she invited us all to drink with her to celebrate.I woke up with a massive hangover still in front of the computer and instantly went to her twitch page to check out the vod and was met with a "this account does not exist or has been deleted message." I'm not proud but my first thought was hoping that she had gotten a bit to flirty in her drunken state and maybe even flashed chat which led to a temporary ban from twitch, I then went to her twitter and her last tweet was "I'm sorry, I just can't even...I'm out." I started to replay the night back in my head and noticed one of my "hidden" folders was open and ohhh no..oh god no... | 2016-07-31 15:51:57 |
| Bazongo | The night started out great, with many toasts to her subs and longtime lurkers but as she drank more she gradually got more and more morose and started to open up about her personal life. She said she loved streaming but she wanted to do this as a career and her parents had given her a year to prove it was viable until she needed to get a "real job" and her time was pretty much up and she was scared. She also talked about how she was undateable (very untrue!) and no man would ever want her. All she really wanted out of life other than making it as a streamer was to be a housewife and mother but she would probably screw that up too, ♥♥♥♥ my life!! And she tilted the webcam away so we couldnt see her cry. | 2016-07-31 15:51:46 |
| Bazongo | I was drinking shots of whiskey to her swigs of champagne and was even drunker than her at this point, and typed "Actually you'd be an amazing mother!!!" And I then uploaded a shota gallery of her and me I had been working on for 6 months to imgur and being a longtime mod I was able to link it directly in chat.I'm a cartoon storyboard artist by trade and had put more effort into this than my real job. In between the sex parts it was full of inside jokes from the stream and the storyline was basically "me coming home from school and walking in on mom in the shower" which should be familiar to anyone familiar with the "genre." It even involved several personal aspects of her life I had discovered from a bit of internet detective work. | 2016-07-31 15:51:38 |
| Bazongo | Seeing the look of horror dawn on her face as she scrolled in disbelief I immediately started apologizing but she ended the stream and I screamed ♥♥♥♥!!! and punched a hole in the wall and started chugging the whiskey in an effort to forget what I did and soon passed out.It's been 3 months and she hasn't come back, the only saving grace is I deleted the gallery before passing out and nothing made it onto r/cringe or livestreamfails. If I'd just offered her kind words of support she probably would have ended up streaming on Saturdays and we might even have a budding relationship going on. | 2016-07-31 15:51:28 |
| AOC for President 2024 | i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a ♥♥♥♥.YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder ♥♥♥♥♥'s place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.i then ♥♥♥♥ them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world. | 2016-06-16 00:02:27 |
| Bazongo | Guess what: I'm a womanI've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I'm voting Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread. Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No. I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day | 2016-05-29 20:45:20 |
| Bazongo | That must have taken a ton of energy for Hillary. Her and her acolytes must have done several days of bone necromancy rituals in preparation, and Hillary will need to rest after. Don't expect to see her for the next three or four days as she recuperates on a strict diet of stem cells and the organs of kidnapped children from 3rd world countries. | 2016-05-16 19:16:18 |
| Bazongo | What's this you've said to me good friend? I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution. Ive been involved in numerous conversations, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussion and am the top mediator on my block. You are more than just another person. I hope we will create a friendship never before seen on this Earth. As we speak I am contacting my good friends and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for friendship. You should look forward to me being anywhere anytime for you. I can calm you in over seven hundred ways just with words. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but a group of friends and I will use them to their full extent. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship. See you soon friend! | 2016-05-16 03:14:39 |
| Bazongo | Ouch just saw some shill polls. Trump is getting stumped. Hard. I used to support Trump, I had all of his books, seasons of 'The Apprentice™' and watched all of his rallies.After this I just can't support him anymore. He's over, he's been shot down by a Cruz Missile.We need a true conservative leader in Washington, one who is TrusTED. I am now a Cruz Missile. | 2016-05-02 00:33:16 |
| joe | I absolutely don't want anime to become mainstream, yes for all the reasons you said but for the biggest reason it being poisoned by retarded "fans". Get what I'm saying, by looking at very popular animes such as attack on titan, naruto, or sword art online, and looking into the majority of their fan bases you see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that they make gay ass fanfiction, and they miss the whole point of it all and post whatever kind of smut to get recognized. In result being the majority they have a bigger say than the ones who actually love anime. | 2016-03-06 16:32:17 |
| Bazongo | yeah so I'm a swiper, on tinder, you see. Smooth and sexy as hell, my clouds don't chuck, they just tit in front of the camera, elugantly poised towardsDual copper wire, clapton coils, dirty sock wicking & 28mg bombiez nana's titties thc and hydrocodone 120 watts.Went on a date with a fine fellow vaper I met on the app, we decided to get coffee @ a littel vape bar downtown, mostly just blew clouds in each others face and didn't really say much. I got her mod specs, Arctic tank .2 ohm kanthal coil, likes to hit at 50 watts, add a bit of nutmeg since broken tire hose drip tips all over the house, eatin that teleos.We vooped in stalls next to each other and went home to fill up the tanks, ended up crushin like 90 mg between the two of us in an hour, most of its still on the walls and the floors though.Police are taking me into custody, they've already got her in solitary, thanks for the giveaway. | 2016-02-16 19:07:11 |
| Bazongo | I mastered programming within hours. I wrote my OWN versions of the two most popular programs in the world.The first is Hello World. While rudimentary, and lacking in threading capabilities, it boasts an extremely user-friendly and intuitive interface. I wrote it in c++ using gcc compiler, Asus monitor, and human fingers.The second is Good Bye world. While it may not be as widely known as Hello World, it still offers the EXACT same amount of utility that the hello world program offers. I wrote this in Java using some coffee grounds I found at the bottom of my Starbucks cup. I compiled it myself with a straw.I too am thinking of expanding on my Hello World program and turning it into a multi-greeting, synchronized planetary operating system based off the not widely known Iinux kernel (which I also made by hand using binary found in the background of the Matrix (the first) | 2016-02-12 02:40:41 |
| Bazongo | Hi everyone, I'm new!!! holds up clock my name is Ahmed but you can me the b0mb of d00m!!! lol as you can see I'm pretty good at engineering!!! thats why I came here, 2 meet more inventive ppl like me_... im 14 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I like to watch NASA TV with Allah (im muslim if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite TV show bc its so scientific. He's inventive too of course but I want to meet more sciency people, like they say the mor the merrier lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 4x=16 when x = 4 <--- me bein sciency again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! | 2016-01-06 10:59:17 |
| Soju | sun of beach このやろうㅤ ╱▔╲ ▕┃ ┃▏ ▕╰━╯▏ ▕ ▏ ▕ ┈ ▏ ╱╲ ▕ ▏ ╱╱ ▏▕ ┈ ▏╱▔ ╱▔▕ ┈ ▏▔╲▏ ┈▏ ▕ ▏ ▕▔╲┃ ┈▏ ▕ ▏ ▕ ▕ | 2015-12-23 12:13:46 |
| AOC for President 2024 | furst u git da muny den u git da powah - yung tug | 2015-09-28 20:10:35 |
| Bazongo | With that out of the way, let us examine futa. You said that man-with-vagina image was not attractive. It had female genitalia, but a symbolic male frame. Was it gay for you to not be attracted to the male symbol, despite it having female genitalia? No, because the focus here is the symbol. In this case, the masculine body and whatnot overwhelmed the genital and created an internal definition - "this is a male".If we examine a futa, it's the same, but in reverse. Classic female attributes with a ♥♥♥♥. The body is a female symbol.You HAVE to find it attractive, because it has a female symbol despite the genitalia. It's not gay to like futa. In reverse, it's gay to NOT like futa. I rest my case. | 2015-08-14 13:40:46 |
| Pyramid | Of course money makes you and your life better. Money is the most important thing in life, moreover money is life. Without money you're nothing. Everything in this world is but means to get money. Money buys you health, love, cars, houses and all the tech you'll ever want. If you don't think money defines who you are, then you're just stupid or poor, probably both. | 2015-07-12 07:28:37 |
| AOC for President 2024 | I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans. | 2015-06-27 05:29:03 |
| Bazongo | thats some faggy squirrel ♥♥♥♥ lol Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs."You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back."I could not help myself. It is my nature."Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river. | 2015-06-14 21:09:46 |
| Bazongo | My mom absolutely hates that i play video games. But it makes me wonder, why do parents hate gaming? Now i know for sure i don't have the only mom (i don't have a dad but could be both parents) in the world that hates gaming. It frustrates me how some parents think gaming is such a bad thing. And i will admit, i probably play video games way to much.But the thing is, I don't act like a die hard no life gamer, and don't show the negative side effects of gaming. I'm a very smart kid (just ended on high honor roll). On top of that I'm one of those kids that understand life very well for my age (14). Anyway It boggles my mind how some parents are so against there kid playing video games.it's not like I physically annoy my family with yelling at screens or abruptly smashing buttons; I'm as quiet as a mouse when I play games. I mean i play them though because I have nothing else to do. It's been a long as 7 month winter. | 2015-06-13 11:30:28 |
| AOC for President 2024 | I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2015-06-09 13:30:33 |
| joe | I hate trying to eat while playing games so instead i get mayonnaise, cheetos and bacon bits and equally mix them into a bowl, and mix. this allows me to just dip my hand into the bowl, and the mayo causes cheetos/bacon to stick to my fingers. this way, i dont need to look or fumble around grabbing anything, and then i suck the mayo off my fingers, stopping any cheeto dust from getting on my fingers. basically, i can dip and sip one handed, without looking and with only a second or so taking away from my left hand. its perfect for playing games. practically half food, half liquid, so yeah. | 2015-03-22 05:48:41 |
| takeiteasy | Its not gay to like big ♥♥♥♥♥. No matter how you put it, big ♥♥♥♥♥ will always be more visually stimulating. Even a straight guy will prefer to look at a strong veiny girthy long penis over a small one, it's natural. | 2015-03-11 01:37:24 |
| Bazongo | ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!this is the complete truthThe reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a dirty look Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reasonI know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE | 2015-03-07 22:11:11 |
| Bazongo | I got beaten up by some 4chan users at a 9GAG meetup. I was using my favorite meme mask, but it was ruined when 4chan called me "sonic" and "autism boy", they threw a rock at my face. This is appalling behavior. The tension between 9GAG and 4chan has reached an all time high, and i can see a full-blown meme war on the horizon. Luckily, I managed to grab the IP addresses of the punks who inflicted me the damage, and I am on the process of DDosing them, and i also sent the IP address to my uncle who works for Apple, and he will ban them from the internet. Don't mess with me or you will get memed. ;^) | 2015-03-07 17:29:09 |
| Bazongo | DEATH TO ALL JAPANESE WORDSI'm gonna go down to the [vinegared rice topped with raw fish] bar and have some [rice wine]. Afterwards maybe I'll do some [singing along to instrumental versions of popular songs]. I can't stay out too late though, because I have a [empty handed martial arts] lesson in the morning. Maybe later I'll play some [Clump of Souls] on PS2. The Prince sure loves rolling that [clump] around. In the end, I'll probably just end up posting some [perverted fan comics] on the [perversion] board of Four Channel. | 2015-02-25 18:38:48 |
| Bazongo | Anime is for nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breedAnd yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery... | 2015-02-25 18:28:31 |
| Bazongo | forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very stress. i am gay and this very difficult, i am very religion . i never act to be gay with other men. after in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He show me video game and we are kiss.We sex. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. I wonder, why do I gay? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass. | 2015-02-20 02:24:06 |
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| Chance | Terrible trader, stole my wife and my mistress. His latin suave attitude is just too much... | 2013-08-11 16:17:05 |
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| dan | plesae forvgive MEM IM NOT A CLOCKWRK GUY | 2012-11-02 16:58:35 |
| Pyramid | IT'S HAPPENING | 2012-10-09 23:19:06 |
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