| Lapdog | Vitey: i have reddit on my phone and they send me art | 2018-10-13 01:12:59 |
| Lapdog | It is often said, the toastier the roast, the bigger the beef. Something mysterious happens while a splayed roastie has her feminine parts bored open. Her once delicate peach of an innie blooms into a meaty tulip that holds only gaping darkness as its pollen. Diving deeper into her labyrinthine labia, we peer into stunning microscopic worlds teeming beneath her beef and bologna, one commanded by Darwin yet perpetually under strain from nightly batches of invasive new microbiota. Those Papilloman particles and Chlamydian crusts are pummeled and pulverized into her flesh, the same as the sticky spores of Gonorrhea exudate, the motley films and fluids of adenoviruses, amoebas and anaerobic fauna, many from vastly far away places. Jabbed and driven into her epithelial layers and deep into her beef, they burrow and seek out nutrition, infection, and begin to terraform the vaginal tissues into a land suitable for the droves deposited fresh every sunset. | 2018-09-04 01:16:35 |
| Lapdog | Her immune system has long since grown into an abiding symbiosis with the invasive menagerie of bacteria, fungie and flagelating mystery monsters, even incorporating sexually transmitted genes delivered by the various retroviruses and postules of microRNA sent throughout her blood stream at the behest of her vagina’s new tenants. Designed by nature to be a fertile pasture for reproduction, now her semen-soddened womb whistles hollow like a ghostly edifice remaining from a war. But in a trade-off, her sexual microbiome augments her biology. HPV hacks her dopamine and serotonin circuitry, making her bolder and more brazen, more risk-seeking and even more sexually insatiable. Neurosyphilis empowers Roasties to draw attention to themselves and to resist the mainstream tyrannies of society. | 2018-09-04 01:16:32 |
| Lapdog | The Cringe mainly appears in a tendency to make needless comparisons. The Australian reader, more or less consciously, hedges and hesitates, asking himself, “Yes, but what would a cultivated Englishman think of this?” No writer can communicate confidently to a reader with the “Yes, but” habit; and this particular demand is curiously crippling to critical judgement.>There is a certain type of Australian intellectual who is forever sidling up to the cultivated Englishman, insinuating “I, of course, am not like these other crude Australians. I understand how you must feel about them; I should be more at home in Oxford or Bloomsbury” (the use of Bloomsbury as a symbol of intellectuality is badly out of date; but, then, so as a rule is the Australian Cringer). | 2018-07-10 00:33:55 |
| Lapdog | Vitey: get the ♥♥♥♥ off me ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2018-06-19 01:27:58 |
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| Lapdog | https://youtu.be/R_IllxBHkpY?t=304 | 2018-06-15 23:39:52 |
| Lapdog | A new paper in the Journal of Applied Psychology "claims reading the 'Harry Potter' series significantly improved young peoples' perception of stigmatized groups like immigrants, homosexuals or refugees." | 2018-02-23 23:19:05 |
| Lapdog | Recent Activity117.5 hours past 2 weeks.Am I seeing this correctly? Maybe I need to contact human resources. | 2018-02-12 18:54:58 |
| Lapdog | apple getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by lawsuit lol i ♥♥♥♥ told ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass | 2018-01-31 18:05:43 |
| Lapdog | pill me harder daddy | 2018-01-30 14:55:18 |
| Lapdog | https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/j5vjm8/kylo-ren-greatest-star-wars-villain | 2018-01-06 23:01:00 |
| Lapdog | Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is a game where you play as a Dad and your goal is to meet and romance other hot Dads. Are you ready? Hi ready, I'm Dad. | 2017-11-27 12:34:49 |
| Lapdog | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iILs_WSY86w | 2017-11-24 13:49:14 |
| Lapdog | ♥♥♥♥ you Margerine you butter loving ♥♥♥♥♥, and ♥♥♥♥ your friend Brenda too, the slut... church camp... don't make me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LAUGH - the only thing Brenda worships is the ♥♥♥♥.You weak minded, daytime T.V. watching, half-neutered, cell-phone addicted ignorant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ half-wits! Your banal, hal-mark greeting card facebook posts make me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SICK.I GET OFF to the thought of you being drug through the mud by your hair during a storm while I rip your panties off and rape you from behind.THIS ISN'T REALITY T.V. YOU ♥♥♥♥♥! NOW GET DOWN ON THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GROUND AND GIVE ME ONE GOOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUSHUP BEFORE I SKULL ♥♥♥♥ YOU. | 2017-08-24 01:10:17 |
| Lapdog | https://youtu.be/uQ-XcWCDfmE?t=619 | 2017-06-29 21:39:37 |
| Lapdog | Well she's not going to tell you she CHOSE to SELL her ♥♥♥♥♥ but rather she was FORCED to ACCEPT MONEY in return for SUCKING ♥♥♥♥ and getting her HOLES POUNDED by DIFFERENT MEN everyday. | 2017-06-28 01:18:19 |
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| Lapdog | Wow! That's a BEAUTIFUL ♥♥♥♥! And a nice set of hairy balls full of loads of hot HIV semen! | 2017-03-01 07:45:13 |
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