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SteamID64: 76561197978693129
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SteamID: STEAM_0:1:9213700
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/keelahselai/
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Premium: UNK
Creation: 2005-10-16 12:50:21 (GMT) [Estimated]
Last Updated: 2024-02-16 08:09:36
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
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| |S.T.A.R.S| XTerminator | 2020-03-17 22:48:49 |
| X | 2020-03-17 22:48:45 |
| | 2020-03-17 22:25:24 |
| | 2020-03-17 22:24:51 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Revolvinator | 2015-12-09 14:25:27 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| kettlekitten | 2014-12-30 03:16:15 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Kobe | 2014-06-30 15:38:19 |
| |R.P.D| XTerminator | 2014-03-28 15:32:09 |
| XTerminator | 2014-03-17 04:24:51 |
| buttgazer | 2014-03-17 04:10:33 |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/keelahselai/ | 2023-03-31 20:04:44 |
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| Public | 2024-02-10 12:08:58 |
| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
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| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | If you were a failed CSGO pro like Bofo or X, welcome you to Valorant where you can pretend like its a better game because you couldn't cut it in CSGO... | 2024-03-19 10:09:36 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | Hey man, subhuman garbage white traash loser here. I just have one question for you. I'm so nervous, though, oof. OK, ok *tells self to relax* luck be a lady tonight! Here goes nothin. Ok, my question is, and I'm being quite serious here if I do say so myself *snickers nefariously* ahh went off on a tangent, sorry lol. So my question is,and you don't HAVE to answer it, but... my question is, what are you going to do when Trump gets elected again? | 2024-02-23 03:18:03 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine ♥♥♥♥ and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest? | 2024-02-16 13:46:01 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | It was the night before Thanksgiving and all through the house, everyone felt ♥♥♥♥♥♥, even the Bofo. Complex at the ♥♥♥♥♥ house, kettle smokin' grass, and I'd settled down for a nice piece of saber. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from Blargeddy to see what was the matter! Lost came down the chimney like a Merc out of hell, I knew right away that the fat Lemon fell. He filled all the Ripper's with pretzels and beer and a big rubber ♥♥♥♥ for my cousin, the Kader! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blew my Tesseract apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of Ravage, "Piss on you all and have a good XTerm!". | 2023-12-26 03:09:12 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | 2066 hours of just pure racism glad to know adults never grow as a person | 2023-11-03 12:06:22 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | Ohh... Mother of pearl, Beans! MOTHER OF PEARL! Oh wow! | 2023-08-23 14:42:51 |
| Ethically Sourced Porn | Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girly boy playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p | 2023-04-28 11:30:05 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | Ok, so here is a game we could play on valentines day: so the girls decide how close they wanna stand to the boys (if they like them more, they stand closer). Boys jerk off and try to land a ♥♥♥ shot on the girls. If they hit their target, they get to do analOr we could just play monopoly or something... | 2023-02-14 21:38:38 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | Here's a story for you. So my ♥♥♥♥ is 9 inches at the time of the story it was around 7I'm in seventh grade of school and I happen to get seated next to three very attractive girls in gym class. The school uniform was very light shorts. I start to get an erection and I do my very best to cover it up my teacher notices it and asks me what I have in my pants clearly unaware of what it is. I pull out to the side of the room into a small hallway. Where I was berated by two teachers for half an hour questioning me if I had a gun or a knife in my pants. And threatening to take me to the principals office. After realizing I had no choice I told them it was my ♥♥♥♥ and both of them stared at me in shock and horror. Both because of what they had just done and sheer amazement of the apparent size of my penis. To this day I still laugh about it.Trust me when I say a big ♥♥♥♥ is a struggle I hope you never have to bear. | 2022-02-02 20:27:03 |
| Jaded'n'Faded | hey cutie you down for a good time ;) | 2021-06-10 00:53:33 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | BY 2025 MCDONALDS WILL RULE THE WORLD. EVERYTHING WILL BE CALLED MCDONALDS AND RONALD MCDONALD WILL WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE. SALAD WILL BE ILLEGAL. GREASE WILL BE THE NEW HEALTH TREND. FORMER BURGER KIND EMPLOYEES WILL START MILITAS TO TAKE DOWN MCDONALDS. MCSOLDIERS WILL PATROL THE STREETS. IF YOUR BURGER INTAKE IS LOW YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED. EVERYONE WILL WEAR A MCDONALDS UNIFORM | 2021-04-18 12:56:31 |
| Ethically Sourced Porn | ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . * . ☾ ° ¸. ...way up high* ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ... in the universe... ° ☾ ★ ° . . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ur gay . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸.● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . | 2021-03-09 12:51:40 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is... Spider-Man's name is Penis Parker! | 2021-02-16 23:52:16 |
| Ethically Sourced Porn | List of XTerm's favorite things to eat:JizzSpermSpunkSpoogeNutCreamLove JuiceNaughty SauceBallsack ContentBaby BatterChungle HuffSextoplasmGenital Death RaysSweet MayonnaiseDevil’s DelightAmbrosia For The ♥♥♥♥♥Alternative Cool WhipSoul Brother’s SymposiumPeener GrigioShaft Salsa♥♥♥♥ SnotTitty FrostingDingle DustPleasure RopesApe SodaAlabama Family MatterTesticular ManslaughterSalty JellyRude OilThe Other Other White MeatDude SoupGentleman‘s GiftBubble GutsSticky White Love PissNatural ArtilleryRotten Custard100% Proof Human SeedGamer FuelSpecial Chow MeinTentacles Of Cthulhu♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥Stuff PuffsMan MannaWu-Tang Killer BeesSupermassive White CloudBachelor’s EmissionWhoopsie Front FartKiddie KreatorUncultured YogurtVanilla Sex GelLe Beef Le SpritzWhite Wombles of WimbledonImmortal Technique | 2021-02-05 16:41:02 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Amerifags, here's an "super bowl" for you ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ | 2021-01-24 23:02:46 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | You still looking for some ♥♥♥♥? I got a fresh mushroom head for you slathered with blew cheese | 2020-11-06 20:03:31 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | List of XTerm's favorite things to eat:JizzSpermSpunkSpoogeNutCreamLove JuiceNaughty SauceBallsack ContentBaby BatterChungle HuffSextoplasmGenital Death RaysSweet MayonnaiseDevil’s DelightAmbrosia For The ♥♥♥♥♥Alternative Cool WhipSoul Brother’s SymposiumPeener GrigioShaft Salsa♥♥♥♥ SnotTitty FrostingDingle DustPleasure RopesApe SodaAlabama Family MatterTesticular ManslaughterSalty JellyRude OilThe Other Other White MeatDude SoupGentleman‘s GiftBubble GutsSticky White Love PissNatural ArtilleryRotten Custard100% Proof Human SeedGamer FuelSpecial Chow MeinTentacles Of Cthulhu♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥Stuff PuffsMan MannaWu-Tang Killer BeesSupermassive White CloudBachelor’s EmissionWhoopsie Front FartKiddie KreatorUncultured YogurtVanilla Sex GelLe Beef Le SpritzWhite Wombles of WimbledonImmortal Technique | 2020-09-24 06:35:44 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | Fun NuggetsGuy TarWholeblend Protein SmoothieSinner’s EffluenceThe Spice MelangeBe-Bop-A-Loo-LaKnob SlimeFuuuudgeThe Parent Trap[REDACTED]Fungal Bollock SporesBoston TarmacAtomic BreathMmm, Danone!Hot Shame CocktailThe Means Of ProductionVaginal RamblersDickin’ Tikka MasalaSunday Morning SubstanceCobra SpitGod’s MistakeDangler DingleberriesFantastic Bombastic ElasticSexy Spermy VomitJunk TrashSlung GungeWet EmulsionSpirit Of VengeanceFront ShartAunt Jemima’sTesticle ♥♥♥♥Nasty ButterSnow (Hey Oh)Personal EffectsPubic NectarKamehamehaProcessed CheddarBingo BangoFunky PorridgeThunder Rod Chunder SodPipe ExhaustFoam NaturelleSludge DreddForbidden Thought ExpulsionPatriarchy Perpetuation GooSplatter ShotBreakfast of Champions♥♥♥ | 2020-09-24 06:35:28 |
| Ethically Sourced Porn | ＨＥＬＬＯ ＡＭ ４８ ＹＥＡＲ ＭＡＮ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＯＭＡＬＩＡ． ＳＯＲＲＹ ＦＯＲ ＢＡＤ ＥＮＧＬＡＮＤ． Ｉ ＳＥＬＬＥＤ ＭＹ ＷＩＦＥ ＦＯＲ ＩＮＴＥＲＮＥＴ ＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ ＰＬＡＹ ＂ｈｅａｒｔｈ ｓｔｏｎｅ＂ ＡＮＤ Ｉ ＷＡＮＴ ＴＯ ＢＥＣＯＭＥ ＴＨＥ ＧＯＯＤＥＳＴ ＰＬＡＹＥＲ ＬＩＫＥ ＹＯＵ Ｉ ＰＬＡＹ ＷＩＴＨ ４００ ＰＩＮＧ ＯＮ ＢＲＡＺＩＬ ＳＥＲＶＥＲ ＡＮＤ Ｉ ＡＭ ＲＡＮＫ ２３ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＰＬＳ ＮＯ ＣＯＰＹ ＰＡＳＴＥ ＭＹ ＳＴＯＲＹ | 2020-09-21 14:47:15 |
| Ethically Sourced Porn | -rep smells like forgotten crusty ♥♥♥ sock that's been left underneath the bed for 2+ months | 2020-07-09 13:52:56 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. | 2020-05-27 15:24:50 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | Hey cutie! My names Martin but you can call me PawPaw.What you upto, Butter Babe?I'm 53 years old! But age doesn't matter. Agreed? I guess my genital just got hard. Lol. They say Disneyworld is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been on my genital. Lol I just made my day =) | 2020-04-10 15:11:19 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | u made me hella horny and i couldnt concentrate to play because my ♥♥♥♥ kept pushing up into my keyboard messing up my movement sorry | 2020-04-06 16:15:17 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | Winnie the Pooh, anybody?. . . . . . . .,`. . .`—–'... . . . . . . . . .,. . . . . .~ .`- .. . . . . . . . . ,'. . . . . . . .o. .o__. . . . . . . . _l. . . . . . . . . . . . . .). . . . . . . _. '`~-.. . . . . . . . . .,'. . . . . . .,. .,.-~-.' -.,. . . ..'–~`. . . . . . /. ./. . . . .}. .` -..,/. . . . . /. ,'___. . :/. . . . . .. . . . /'`-.l. . . `'-..'........ . .. . . ;. . . . . . . . . . . . .)-...... . .l. . . . .' —........-'. . . ,'. . .',. . ,....... . . . . . . . . .,'. . . .' ,/. . . . `,. . . . . . . ,'____. . . . .. . . . . .. . . .,.- '______|_'). . . . . ',. . . . . ',-~'`. (.)). . . . . .l. . . . . ;. . . /__. . . . . /. . . . . /__. . . . .). . . . . '-.. . . . . . .) | 2020-04-06 03:25:39 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | +rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills | 2020-03-08 06:03:14 |
| anya | Whoa it's XTer!! | 2019-12-16 20:51:00 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | If you were offered 1440000 dollars per month from Bofo to allow him to use your soft buttocks as a pillow each night, would you acept it? If not, why? | 2019-12-02 16:17:43 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | You're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric ♥♥♥♥! Two things: you keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000, or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces ♥♥♥♥! | 2019-04-12 00:35:03 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | So I was peeing in a urinal at school and I guess I was standing too far back and a kid saw my weiner and he was like "holy shoot! I've only seen pee pees that big in porn. You're like a god." But anyway, it's always a tough decision for me to wiz standing or sitting because my ding dong is so big that it's like aiming a fire hose into the toilet bowl...gets super messy. But if I'm sitting my all-beef hot dog dunks into the water. Any advice?Ah forget it, I'll just have to tie you up and drain the main vain in your gaping brown eye. | 2018-08-10 23:28:47 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | It's always a tough decision for me to piss standing or sitting bc my ♥♥♥♥ Is so big that it's like aiming a fire hose into the toilet bowl...gets super messy. But if I'm sitting my ♥♥♥♥ dunks Into the water. Any advice?Ah ♥♥♥♥ it, I'll just have to tie you up and piss in your gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2018-08-02 22:59:54 |
| Ethically Sourced Porn | are you ready for my big blue late christmas present ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) | 2018-02-18 16:33:31 |
| Ethically Sourced Porn | ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ | 2018-02-18 16:33:24 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt ♥♥♥♥♥♥ even the mouse. Dad at the ♥♥♥♥♥ house, Mom smokin' grass, and I'd settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew right away that the fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber ♥♥♥♥ for XTerminator, the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blew my chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "Piss on you all and have a good night!".Money is short, times are hard, HERE'S YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRISTMAS CARD!!! >:) | 2017-12-23 19:12:52 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | It's always a tough decision for me to piss standing or sitting bc my ♥♥♥♥ Is so big that it's like aiming a fire hose into the toilet bowl...gets super messy. But if I'm sitting my ♥♥♥♥ dunks Into the water. Any advice?Ah ♥♥♥♥ it, I'll just have to tie you up and piss in your gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-10-03 18:56:30 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | Girl: do you think Im pretty ?Boy: NOGirl: do you even want to be with me forever ?Boy: NOGirl: do you even like me ?Boy: NOGirl: would you cry if I walked away ?Boy: NOShe heard enough and was hurt...she walked away with tears in her eyes.The boy grabbed her armBoy: NOBoy: NOBoy: NOBoy: NOBoy whispers: NOGirl whispers: k•Tonight at midnight your True love will realize she loves you•Something good will happen to you @ 1-4 p.m.• Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!• Get ready for the shock of your life!• If you don't post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years | 2017-08-11 12:19:14 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt ♥♥♥♥♥♥, even the mouse. Dad at the ♥♥♥♥♥ house, Mom smokin' grass, and I'd settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew right away that the fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber ♥♥♥♥ for my brother, the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blew my chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "Piss on you all and have a good night!".Money is short, times are hard, HERE'S YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRISTMAS CARD!!! >:) | 2016-11-13 22:44:18 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | Help me please , I have stolen the account , yesterday I went to Steam. Today, I go and I did not write the correct password , I quickly picked up and restores nachyal password . I'm all right vostanovil went into Counter-Strike Global Offensive, I 'll think I 'll play Katochkov . I went I Soreveovatelny mode , shake to start , I flies inscription that I Ban Vac . I was shocked please help I do not know what to do. | 2016-05-15 18:35:40 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ barely legal young plowed baby corn gets cobbed ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ | 2016-04-21 12:16:25 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦🏽 (cis scum😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗❗️ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦 | 2016-04-01 18:53:41 |
| Tesseract | ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʏᴏʀ ᴏғ ᴄᴀɴᴀᴅᴀʟᴀɴᴅ. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴍʏ sᴏɴ, ᴇᴠᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴜs ᴏᴜʀ sᴀʟᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴅʀʏ. ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ʜᴀʀᴅ-ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ sᴀʟᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ᴍᴇᴀʟs. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴄᴛᴀᴠɪᴀɴ | 2016-04-01 11:32:55 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | I red that bofO will be the newa moderation of the |S.T.A.R.S.| guild so I thought thtat it waould be a goodd tome tio try out for it bcaseue it will be gberry good fchange and saurely bofo wifll beaqcome aa greate leader for teh guild!! :> | 2016-04-01 10:34:18 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʏᴏʀ ᴏғ ᴄᴀɴᴀᴅᴀʟᴀɴᴅ. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴍʏ sᴏɴ, ᴇᴠᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴜs ᴏᴜʀ sᴀʟᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴅʀʏ. ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ʜᴀʀᴅ-ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ sᴀʟᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ᴍᴇᴀʟs. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴄᴛᴀᴠɪᴀɴ | 2016-03-31 20:50:00 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | IT IS GETTING CLOSE 🕑🕓🕔TO THE PRESIDENTIAL ♥♥♥♥♥ PRIMARY‼️😫💦 SOON MY DADDY 👅👅💦 DONALD TRUMP👦👦 WILL BE ABLE TO ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆😫US IN THE OVAL OFFICE🗽🗽 AND BUILD A WALL🏢 TO PROTECT US FROM HIS HUGE LOAD💦💦💦. HIS LOAN 💸💸💸FROM HIS DADDY😍😍 MAY HAVE BEEN SMALL😢😢, BUT HIS HUGE ♥♥♥♥ ISN'T ‼️‼️🍆😩🚫SEND THIS TO 1️⃣6️⃣OF YOUR CLOSEST TRUMP LOVING TRAMPS. 👦💃IF YOU GET 5️⃣BACK, YOU'RE HELPING DADDY MAKE AMERICA WANK AGAIN🇺🇸😩💦. IF YOU GET 10 BACK DADDY TRUMP WILL FIRE YOU 🚫🔥WITH HIS BULGING ♥♥♥♥ ‼️🍆 | 2016-03-31 16:23:28 |
| coLe | Yo add me to discuss match time | 2016-02-04 11:01:06 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | 🚪🚫🚪🚫🚪🚫🚪🚫🚪🚫 door stuck door sTuck🚪 please 🔪 i beg you🚪🚪we’re dead🚪🚪door stuck🚪🚪🚪 door🔪stuck 🔪🔪i tried to sneak through the door man 🔫 can’t make it 🔫 outta my way son you’re a genuine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (chorus: ᵈººʳ ˢᵗᵘᶜᴷ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🚪🚪 🚪НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🚪 🚪🚪 🚪🔫 🚪 🚫 🚫 🚫 🚪🚪Door stuck | 2016-02-01 16:13:20 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | i wouldn't want that. no. not at all. I then look at patty to see her reaction and she’s got her eyes closed tight and she’s sobbing through her gag. That won’t do at all. She needs to see the consequences of her actions. So I go looking through the house for an xacto knife. And I happen to find one in the garage with her father’s tools. I then come into the living room and grab her by her chin and say look at me. She refuses and I slap her. My angel. My love. My patty. | 2016-01-30 17:07:03 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | i reply; "patty, for the crime of being a ♥♥♥♥♥ the punishment is death. roger for the crime of being a total douchebag i'm gonna cut things off of you and if you live good. but i doubt you will. oh and patty you get to watch." I say with an ever widening smile spreading across my face like a fire tearing through the rainforest. then i get to work. first I tie off just above his ankle with some rubber tubing and then take the hacksaw and start sawing through roger's ankle and he starts making muffled screaming noises through the gag i have on him and trying to kick, tears stream down his face. i take a hammer i found in the garage and hit him on the balls with it and tell him that if he wants to live then he'd better stay still. I might get a sloppy cut. | 2016-01-30 17:06:49 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | he wakes up and has no clue where he is. but once he sees me he gets a terrified look in his eyes. it's satisfying and i chuckle. just then i get an idea that i should let them go and that maybe this isn't such a good idea that they have been scared enough. and i hear quailman shout YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSER, ONCE SKEETER LEARNS OF THIS HE'LL TELL EVERYONE AND YOU'LL BE A LAUGHING STOCK. and it's true skeeter would tell everyone. once he gets a few lines of coke into him he can't keep his mouth shut about anything. i can feel it. the night. the sorrow. patty my love. | 2016-01-30 17:06:34 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | i turn on a light and take patty's blindfold off and the first thing she see's is roger's naked and unconscious form tied to the table. she starts struggling to get out of the chair. her squirming is making me hot with the thought of how she used to squirm on me like that, and that memory only serves to enrage me further. i ball up my fist and hit her. i ask her why did she do this to me?? why don't you love me??? she tells me she loves me. all of the sudden i hear quailman's voice again saying that she's nothing but a ♥♥♥♥♥ and she needs to pay. and i agree. i go out into the garage and look for some tools and i find a hacksaw, some rubber tubing, and a flathead screw driver. i take them back into the front room and go and fill a bucket with water and dump it on roger's nude body. | 2016-01-30 17:06:27 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | patty my love. patty you ♥♥♥♥♥. you said you'd love me forever. i then take out my knife and wake patty up gently. when her eyes open and she realizes who it is i put my hand over her mouth and show her the knife and tell her to be quiet or i'll kill her. then i bind her hands, gag her, and blindfold her and walk her down to the front room where roger is bound and gagged. i pull up a chair for her and tie her to it. i then clear off the coffee table and place roger upon it and tie him down. | 2016-01-30 17:06:18 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | well a few days later i went to patty's house and i walk in on roger and patty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. i was heartbroken. i sobbed like a little girl. eventually my sadness turned to anger and i thought, what would quailman do?? just then i heard a voice come out as if out of nowhere, "you must kill them doug. you must kill them both." so then i put on my quailman costume and decide that they both must pay for this. i grab a knife out of the kitchen, and i fill a sock full of pennies, and some rope and a can of gas from the garage and then proceed to patty's house hoping that they are both still there. i creep to the window and look into the bedroom and see them both still in bed asleep. i bet they didn't even notice when i walked in on them. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2016-01-30 17:06:11 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | dear journal, it's me doug again and i went and did it. i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killed roger and patty. i finally worked up the nerve to ask patty out and she accepted and the first few months were bliss. we'd go out on dates, hug and kiss alot, and hang out. one day i told patty that i loved her. she said she loved me and that's when we had sex. it was my first time but she seemed to know what she was doing. it was the last time she had sex with me. a few days later we got into an argument and she told me that i couldn't satisfy her and that i wasn't half the man that roger was. i couldn't control myself and i hit her. then i started crying and she started crying and we both apologized and made love again. for the next few weeks things seemed to go back to the way things were, but i've noticed roger and her giving each other weird looks. at first i didn't think nothing of it but skeeter told me that roger's been sniffing around the hen house while i'm away studying for the big test. | 2016-01-30 17:05:53 |
| kettlebear | 🎶Dashing💨 through the ♥♥♥ 💦💧👅👅 in a one ♥♥♥♥♥♥💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the way. Balls🍆 in buttholes ring, making spirits bright🔥🔥, what fun it is to ride 🚀that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride🚴 that big black ♥♥♥♥ 🍆all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to ♥♥♥♥ 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Santa won't ♥♥♥😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅️you're a frosty ♥♥♥ slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you're a peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ princess .🍭😼👸 If you get 15 back you're a candy cane clit licker👄👅. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!🎅🎄🎁🍆😩💦🍆👅 | 2015-12-20 14:21:51 |
| kettlebear | ╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝╚═(███)═╝╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝╚═(███)═╝ WOW! You encountered a wild Lennipide! Only gay people see this .╚═(███)═╝rare creature! If you know a gay friend, send this Lennipede to them It's a..╚═(███)═╝ sign of gay fortune and luck!…╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝…..╚(███)╝……╚(██)╝………(█) | 2015-12-09 08:07:11 |
| kettlebear | ____*******_________******* ________***____***____***______*** _____***________*****_________***___***__________**___________***__***______SORRY FOR_____***__***_______GETTING_______***___***________YOU________***_____***____PREGNANT___***________***_______________***___________***___________***_______________***_______***___________________***____***______________________*****__________________________***_____________ | 2015-12-08 10:38:59 |
| kettlebear | hey you turkey lurkey slut 👅👅. It's 🍂 November🍂. you know what that means ❓ ⌚️time to gobble 👋 gobble 👋 gobble 👋 on a big ol 😜😜 ♥♥♥♥ 👌👄 back in 1🔵4🔵9🔵2, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus 👨 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥ 💦💦 2🔵 America🚣🚣🚣🔱 in search of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck 🐥🐥🐥. send this to 1🔵0🔵 of your sluttiest pilgrim🌽🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5🔵 back and you're a mashed potato hoe 😳😳. Get 1🔵0🔵 back and you're a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy ♥♥♥♥ 🐥 gobbling 👄 Thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK ◼️ ♥♥♥♥ 🎅friday🎅 | 2015-11-22 21:07:53 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | Well, Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my ♥♥♥♥! | 2015-11-22 04:37:32 |
| Ethically Sourced Porn | are you ready for my big blue christmas present ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) | 2015-11-15 20:04:46 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | You should shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole... ugly little ♥♥♥♥. You look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ballsack. Ugly looking, stupid ♥♥♥♥ face. I could piss in any gutter and sow five of you! Know how much they pay me to kill a man in King's Landing? Seven silvers. They told me a man's name and that man never saw daylight again. None of them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got away from me! Haven't lost a fight since I was nine. Maybe it's time. What d'you think? Eh? Maybe you're the man? Eh... ♥♥♥♥? I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend in Gin Alley. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGEND! I would take any knight - ANY KNIGHT, ANY TIME! ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ in steel plate - ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cowards! | 2015-11-14 05:31:42 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | So I was peeing in a urinal at school and I guess I was standing too far back and a kid saw my ♥♥♥♥, and he was like "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've only seen ♥♥♥♥♥ that big in porn. You're like a god." | 2015-10-27 11:38:50 |
| kettlebear | i HTAEE the friend zoneu make a girl chocolate miland she WONT have sexd with uunbelievablewhats the point | 2015-10-19 03:51:50 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ ｏｆ ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™ ｗｅ ｈａｖｅ ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ ｌｏｇｇｅｄ ｉｎ ｆｏｒ ２ ｗｅｅｋｓ， ｗｅ’ｒｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｉｆ ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｓ ｏｋａｙ ａｎｄ ｗｅ’ｖｅ ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ ｙｏｕ ａ ｌｉｓｔ ｏｆ ｖｉｄｅｏｓ ｆｒｏｍ ｙｏｕｒ ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ （Gay Porn）． Ｓｅｅ ｙｏｕ ｓｏｏｎ | 2015-10-09 18:56:15 |
| kettlebear | Well your rudeWhy would youSay that to a8year old.That is just rudeAnd you now whatNow it makes youRUDE! and youwould say thatTo a little girl!And YOU DON'TNOW HOW MADI get! HOW rudeOF You I justCan't take...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ | 2015-09-30 01:53:19 |
| Ethically Sourced Porn | When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. ♥To all the horrible comments on this photo of my Daddy cutting up food for me, take your negative, stupid comments off and leave it alone. If you don’t like it, ♥♥♥♥ off. He is not human garbage, he’s my boyfriend. If anything is garbage, it’s the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coming out of YOUR mouth. | 2015-07-17 21:52:08 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| Sgt Martin | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked gay in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see gays playing video games haha! I don't know why its a straight thing honestly im like really against gays and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to t-bag you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and gay xxx | 2015-07-16 12:33:35 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ | 2015-07-14 20:43:03 |
| 76561198119878088 | ╔═╦╗╔╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ Put This On ║═╣║║║╔╣╔╣╚╝║ Someone's Profile If ║╔╣╚╝║║║║╚╗╔╝ They Are Or ╚╝╚══╩╝╚╝♥╚╝ Support Furries! | 2015-07-03 13:13:32 |
| Tesseract | ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . * . ☾ ° ¸. ...Way up high* ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ... in the Universe... ° ☾ ★ ° . . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ you're not a Scrub.... . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . | 2015-05-13 03:03:01 |
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| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Amerifags, here's an "super bowl" for you ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ | 2015-02-10 04:47:17 |
| kettlebear | Horny? Hollow out a jalapeno and slide your penis inside. A jalapeno is the same consitency and texture as a vagina and will feel amazing. | 2014-12-27 11:47:44 |
| |S.T.A.R.S| ¡BoFo! | ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . * . ☾ ° ¸. ...Way up high* ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ... in the Universe... ° ☾ ★ ° . . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸.● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ | 2014-12-16 21:50:43 |
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| Ethically Sourced Porn | big fat titties confirmedIGN 2014 | 2014-12-10 20:22:59 |
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