Danl

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Creation: 2005-11-13 15:41:19 (GMT)
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Danl2016-08-14 13:12:00
Danl sucks2016-08-07 15:29:01
xd.Danl2014-11-23 12:36:02
MDB.Danl2014-06-01 12:21:03
Jolteon2011-09-18 12:04:04
HM2011-07-19 16:04:05

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KebnTheFirstโ€ผ๏ธITS๐Ÿ— SPANKSGIVING ๐Ÿ‚ โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ€ผ๏ธOn this day ๐Ÿ—“ many years ago ๐Ÿ˜ฎ the SLUTTY ๐Ÿ‘  PILGRIMS ๐ŸŽฉ sailed โ›ต๏ธ across the ASSlantic ๐ŸŒŠ HOEcean in a quest ๐Ÿ‘€to find ๐Ÿ”Ž more ๐Ÿ˜ โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ† to SUCK! ๐Ÿ‘… Together with the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ NAUGHTY ๐Ÿ˜ˆ NATIVES ๐Ÿ‘น, they gathered ๐Ÿ‘ซ around the dinner table ๐Ÿฝ and had ๐ŸŽ‰ our nationโ€™s very 1๏ธโƒฃst GANG BANG! ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ We honor ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป their ORGY ๐Ÿ˜ฎ every year ๐Ÿ“† by giving THANKS ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ to all ๐Ÿฅฐ thatโ€™s important โค๏ธ to us: Family ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ, Friends ๐Ÿ‘ฌ, Freedom ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, and โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ! ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘… So grab your BUNS, ๐ŸžโœŠ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œsqueeze those BREASTS, ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฒ and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ amount of โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ˜ฉ into that hungry ๐Ÿ˜ฎ hungry HOLE! ๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ‘… Ladies ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ, just like your ๐Ÿฆƒ THOTSgiving ๐Ÿฆƒ turkey, itโ€™s time โฐ to throw your legs ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธin the air ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธand prepare to get โžก๏ธ STUFFED ๐Ÿ™€!2023-11-23 15:38:34
limeWARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a rat, she was one-years-old and she lived in a cage, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the other rats in the cage so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special cage to kill her, as humane as possible but the machine they were using went wrong. And she then she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by biting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other people, and she will haunt someone else who doesnโ€™t.This isnโ€™t fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow.2023-07-20 22:25:50
ToppHatI used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonaldโ€™s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonaldโ€™s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!2023-07-06 18:49:52
limeI used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonaldโ€™s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonaldโ€™s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!2023-07-06 16:55:59
limeIt's official Signed at 10:33. It's even passed on TV. Facebook will start charging this summer. If you copy this to your wall your icon will turn blue and your Facebook will be free for you. Please pass this message, if not your icon will be deleted.P.S. this is serious, the icon will turn blue(Copy and paste to your wall) canโ€™t hurt! Mine really turned blue. Donโ€™t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook (aka...new name, META) rule where they can use your photos. Don't forget the Deadline is today!!! I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.Here is how you do that:Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go to your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click pasteThis will bypass the system.2022-12-07 23:02:34
limeLook i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!2022-08-29 21:16:09
KebnTheFirstWatashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.2022-08-19 11:56:01
limeWatashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.2022-08-18 23:08:29
David Tha Bearยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธ ยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธ ยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธPost this on the walls of 10 Girl Gamers you know,If you get back 4 you're a true Girl Gamer...ยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธ ยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธ ยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธ2022-08-16 21:01:00
ToppHatThis comment is awaiting analysis by our automated content check system. It will be temporarily hidden until we verify that it does not contain harmful content (e.g. links to websites that attempt to steal information).2022-08-14 19:24:03
limeยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธ ยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธ ยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธPost this on the walls of 10 Girl Gamers you know,If you get back 4 you're a true Girl Gamer...ยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธ ยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธ ยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธ2022-08-11 14:20:04
limeI got my second covid vaccine today and it made me realize I never got a second shot with you... I've heard that it doubles your anti-bodies but your the only body I want. Tell your mom I said hey, you don't have to reply2021-04-17 11:08:33
Charddโ€ผ๏ธITS๐Ÿ— SPANKSGIVING ๐Ÿ‚ โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ€ผ๏ธOn this day ๐Ÿ—“ many years ago ๐Ÿ˜ฎ the SLUTTY ๐Ÿ‘  PILGRIMS ๐ŸŽฉ sailed โ›ต๏ธ across the ASSlantic ๐ŸŒŠ HOEcean in a quest ๐Ÿ‘€to find ๐Ÿ”Ž more ๐Ÿ˜ โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ† to SUCK! ๐Ÿ‘… Together with the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ NAUGHTY ๐Ÿ˜ˆ NATIVES ๐Ÿ‘น, they gathered ๐Ÿ‘ซ around the dinner table ๐Ÿฝ and had ๐ŸŽ‰ our nationโ€™s very 1๏ธโƒฃst GANG BANG! ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ We honor ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป their ORGY ๐Ÿ˜ฎ every year ๐Ÿ“† by giving THANKS ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ to all ๐Ÿฅฐ thatโ€™s important โค๏ธ to us: Family ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ, Friends ๐Ÿ‘ฌ, Freedom ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, and โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ! ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘… So grab your BUNS, ๐ŸžโœŠ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œsqueeze those BREASTS, ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฒ and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ amount of โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ˜ฉ into that hungry ๐Ÿ˜ฎ hungry HOLE! ๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ‘… Ladies ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ, just like your ๐Ÿฆƒ THOTSgiving ๐Ÿฆƒ turkey, itโ€™s time โฐ to throw your legs ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธin the air ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธand prepare to get โžก๏ธ STUFFED ๐Ÿ™€!2020-11-25 21:04:51
CharddAfter dinner,๐Ÿดitโ€™s time ๐Ÿ˜ฎ for CUMPKIN PIE!! ๐Ÿฅง Show Daddy ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆณ how ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ thankful ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ you are and LICKK ๐Ÿ˜› his WishBONE ๐Ÿฆด until he gets as HARD ๐Ÿ”as PlyMOUTH rock โ›ฐ and shoots ๐Ÿ’ฆ his HOMEADE GRAVY ๐Ÿฅฃ! ๐Ÿ‘… Midnight ๐ŸŒ™ starts ๐Ÿ˜ˆ BLACK โฌ›๏ธ FRIDAY ๐Ÿ› so send ๐Ÿ“ค this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ THOTS ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธyou are thankful ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ for! If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back, sail ๐Ÿ”™ to England ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฎ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, youโ€™ll be getting your corn ๐ŸŒฝ CREAMED ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฅฐ. Get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back or more, and the ๐Ÿ™€ BIGGEST, ๐Ÿ™€ GIRTHIEST, BLACKโšซ๏ธ FRIDAY ๐Ÿ† โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ is โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฆYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜2020-11-25 21:04:47
lime๐Ÿšงโš  WARNING-HEALTH โš โŒ โš โš  AND ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘ SAFETY BEFORE โช PLAYING, โ–ถ๐ŸŽฎ READ YOUR ๐Ÿ‘โ™‚ ๐Ÿ‘‰ OPERATIONS MANUAL FOR ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ† IMPORTANT INFORMATION ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“„ ๐Ÿ“„ ABOUT ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ โญ๐Ÿ’ฆ YOUR ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ HEALTH ๐Ÿ’‰ ๐Ÿ’‰ AND SAFETY. Also โž•๐Ÿ˜จ online ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐ŸŒ at www.nintendo.com/healthsafety/ Press โ’ถ to ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ continue. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ฐ2020-10-22 13:27:46
KebnTheFirstITโ€™S COCKTOBER ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽƒ U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ AWARENESS MONTH ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘… SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ THAT LOVE THAT โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒTHOT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒIS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฟ OF THE THOTS!!!2020-10-09 16:17:45
CharddBalk Rules1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.1a. A balk is when you1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the1c. Let me start over1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.2020-07-25 01:24:16
Chardd1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of2) Do not do a balk please.2020-07-25 01:24:02
limeKAY so I am angry about one of the most coveted tenets of neckbeard culture. Their most exalted item of clothing. Their most revered headgear, even more so than their chinese-made Naruto headband. Their Fedoras.I, personally, have always felt an affinity towards early 20th century culture, and the appropriation of many of its tenets by the neckbeards angers me. (Obviously those were not good times for a large portion of society, and I do not claim it as such. I merely believe that there were high points that we could take note of going forwards.)Sorry if this wasn't really an interesting rant but it felt good to get out there. How do you guys feel about the fedora as an item of clothing (in its original context)?P.S. The reason for this rant was this post, because I feel like this item should not have a negative connotation, but due to a certain sect of society, it has one.2020-04-19 01:23:41
limeIt's COCKtober ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽƒ u know what that means ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅsucking awareness month ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘… send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ that love thatโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ THOT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒis upon us !! If you get this message โœ‰๏ธ you are queen ๐Ÿ‘ธof the thots!!! Forward this to 7โƒฃ of the ๐Ÿ†ThOtTiEsT๐Ÿ† thots ๐Ÿ’that you know will get some ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ๐Ÿ™for 6โƒฃ9โƒฃ days of bad luck โš ๏ธ ๐Ÿ€2019-10-01 20:17:42
limeIt's COCKtober ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽƒ u know what that means ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅsucking awareness month ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘… send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ that love thatโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ THOT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒis upon us !! If you get this message โœ‰๏ธ you are queen ๐Ÿ‘ธof the thots!!! Forward this to 7โƒฃ of the ๐Ÿ†ThOtTiEsT๐Ÿ† thots ๐Ÿ’that you know will get some ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ๐Ÿ™for 6โƒฃ9โƒฃ days of bad luck โš ๏ธ ๐Ÿ€2018-10-01 11:30:04
limeNow before any of you report me for โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. Thatโ€™s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.2018-04-03 00:58:15
limeSaying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church. Weird fact: the Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law (the legal code of the Catholic Church and much of Europe in the pre-modern era) and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.2018-04-03 00:55:34
lime-Rep After a good game of dota, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to chat, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then ravaged him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.2018-01-10 19:37:14
limeYes. My IQ is 280. One time, while on the bus, I glanced over at someone watching โ€œRick and Mortyโ€ for 5 minutes. My IQ jumped many dozens of points just by the mere visuals. However, the audio was way over my head. I will need to study up on this to get on the level of the super-high 400 IQ members of my school who watch Rick and Morty.20 people from our school graduated early and went to Harvard without taking the SAT. One person took the SAT, but merely wrote โ€œI watch Rick and Mortyโ€ on his bubble sheet and essay. He received full marks.Just by writing the words โ€œRick and Mortyโ€ my IQ has jumped to 300. The intro of the show is now comprehensible. It is now time to write Quora questions about this. How am I to know if I can watch an entire episode with such a low IQ?2018-01-09 22:13:45
limeIt's COCKtober ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽƒ u know what that means ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ awareness month ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘… send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ that love that โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ THOT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒis upon us !! If you get this message โœ‰๏ธ you are queen ๐Ÿ‘ธof the thots!!! Forward this to 7โƒฃ of the ๐Ÿ†ThOtTiEsT๐Ÿ† thots ๐Ÿ’that you know will get some ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ๐Ÿ™for 6โƒฃ9โƒฃ days of bad luck โš ๏ธ ๐Ÿ€2017-10-01 12:11:37
lime"YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^||SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy"2017-07-14 03:58:56
limeAs a pre-teen I suffered from severe depression and formed a strong bond with the character Garfield and his outlook. It's sad but reading Garfield anthologies obsessively was the only thing that made me feel normal and it took on something of an erotic fixation.To avoid feeling like a sicko I drew pictures of Garfield with a woman's body and Garfield's head, so that I was assured that my fixation wasn't with animals or repressed homosexuality. This Garfield/woman hybrid still had the same biting wit and acerbic outlook. It tended to cut itself in self loathing while wolfing down a lasagna to fill the void after sleeping with drawings of a much more handsome and muscular version of myself. These drawings eventually evolved into erotic fanfiction starring Garfield and I. John was killed off in a jealous fit, but I didn't touch Odie since I enjoyed his companionship and didn't mind if he watched.2016-10-17 11:46:37
limeIt's COCKtober ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽƒ u know what that means ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ awareness month ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘… send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ that love that โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒTHOT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒis upon us !! If you get this message โœ‰๏ธ you are queen๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฟ of the thots!!! Forward this to 7โƒฃ of the ๐Ÿ†ThOtTiEsT๐Ÿ† thots ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟ that you know will get some ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ for 6โƒฃ9โƒฃ days of bad luck โš ๏ธ ๐Ÿ€2016-10-11 09:55:39
[AFC] AnthalThis guy โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ.2016-06-08 13:35:44
ShoetacoYEH PURPLE TEAM!!2014-06-21 21:20:18
starcadetreedHey Danl! Hope everything is going well.2013-09-27 19:06:03
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JessFIRST COMMENT I โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ love you.2011-07-02 12:45:31

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