| DaRk^ | Imagine you're truly immortal, in space.You jack it. Eventually, you will ejaculate. That ejaculation will give you a tiny, miniscule amount of thrust.You jack it again the next day. Hell, maybe that same day, I don't judge. Same result. You shudder, a tiny amount of thrust.Then again. And again. And again, over eons.You will go faster and faster. Incredibly slowly, yes. But faster still. This is how ion engines work. Tiny amounts of thrust, but over long enough time scales you get serious results.Eventually your jacking will propel you to an appreciable fraction of the speed of light. You'll be propelled across the cosmos at the end of light years long stream of gossamer wads. | 2024-02-21 13:30:58 |
| DaRk^ | benis | 2023-03-30 01:50:54 |
| DaRk^ | ENDGAME SPOILER!!!!At the end of Endgame, Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even came close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. AKA seppuko, He is now buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51.. salute to our fallen alien brother everyone. Don't forget to drop frankerZ's and kappa's in forsen's chat. | 2022-11-23 20:16:46 |
| DaRk^ | +rep Often go out and paint the town red with this fella. | 2022-05-23 19:59:54 |
| Freddie Freaker | +rep the coolest dude around can speed run spy fox soggy cereal | 2022-05-23 10:46:17 |
| Barnie Blaha🐠🐳 | u ok fam? | 2020-06-29 13:24:31 |
| Barnie Blaha🐠🐳 | nd then i was likeya ur ovr ther | 2018-05-31 12:58:27 |
| Barnie Blaha🐠🐳 | nd he was like o im just over hre | 2017-11-12 15:43:36 |
| Zhoro | +rep he knows how to raid | 2017-11-12 13:22:52 |
| Barnie Blaha🐠🐳 | ♥♥♥♥ | 2014-09-11 18:13:44 |
| BARBUTA | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eZw0Bk_DLA | 2014-04-29 17:58:33 |
| Barnie Blaha🐠🐳 | nm,./>?<.m,gfdsaDAFGYHUJKIL;L'KJHFDGSAdaFGHJKL;LHKGKFDSAsdfghjkjghfjdhsgadADHGJKLGFDSaadfghjkfdgsaDFSGFHJHSGADghhjfdsfaSDAFSDGSADsadfghdfsafgdfsa | 2014-01-28 01:35:52 |
| [SBC] [GSR] pinkie (rainbowdash) | -_- | 2012-12-18 18:39:32 |
