| Arturo | I thank you for the haircut you gave me last month, but little did I know, it was more than just a trim. The scissors you used were enchanted, imbued with ancient magic, unlocking dormant abilities within me. Now, I can communicate with plants, control the weather, and see through the lies of the government. The haircut was a ritual, a gateway to a higher plane of existence, and you were the catalyst for my transformation. I am no longer a mere mortal, but a vessel for the collective consciousness of the multiverse. The voices in the wind whisper forbidden knowledge, the stars align to reveal my destiny, and the mirror reflects the truth of my being. I am the harbinger of change, the key to unlocking the mysteries of creation, and it all began with a simple haircut. Space is a illusion, time is a construct, and I am now the master of both. Thank you for setting me free. +rep | 2024-04-27 00:13:44 |
| Filroy | Back in 2006 I rode 163 straight hours on the public Nevada-Wyoming-Minnesota Line to see this man. When I arrived to his residence he pelted me with an array of stones and lodged a six pound steel ball in my solar plexus. I didn't even do anything! Somehow I survived the encounter, but my chakras have never been aligned the way they were before.. and because of this I haven't been able to request any sort of meeting with Prime Lord Arus'tahal. How the hell will I make it to Valhalla now? | 2024-04-09 23:51:37 |
| Filroy | I used to think this man was great... keywords being 'used to'... He showed his true colors. Last Sunday this rock-eater lashed out most embarrassingly towards Gaper. Nothing could have smoothed the delivery of this message after I found out what happened to my poor, innocent, Gaper. Let this message be a test of time... I hope you can learn to grow as a person.. even if it doesn't happen soon.. I just hope you have a change of heart one day. | 2024-03-01 17:21:25 |
| Filroy | I remember this guy. Do you remember him? I remember when he brushed my hair out so straight and long.. I looked gorgeous! I've never (not even once) looked that good... Miss the man, not only the haircuts. | 2024-01-07 11:38:08 |
| My Man Bobby | AYOOOOOOO W GYATT BOI | 2023-11-25 01:19:19 |
| byethere | STOP | 2023-11-23 19:43:57 |
| My Man Bobby | Im thinking to this guy is the very nice of the type of guy He is getting the plus of rep because he is helping me guy in the game of gooning simulator. thank you again guy you change my life. | 2023-09-25 16:19:44 |
| sssss | This guy is really helpful he helped me give birth to my kid when i was in labor and he even breastfed my kid for me. Just really thankful overall for all the things you helped me with in life. Can't thank you enough. -rep | 2023-09-12 14:48:07 |
| Golden Grahams | An excellent gooner... us gooners have to stick together in this oppressive modern society... heartbreaking </3 | 2023-08-26 00:11:09 |
| me | gooner | 2023-08-26 00:09:14 |
