Dave Duckhand | A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!" | 2021-05-09 13:29:10 |
Sauen | It's COCKtober, u know what that means! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month!! send this to 12 of ur closet hoes that love that ♥♥♥♥!! THOT-O-WEEN is upon us !! If you get this message you are queen of the thots!!! Forward this to of the ThOtTiEsT thots that you know will get some soon !!! If you don't, be prepared for 69 days of bad luck! | 2020-10-10 08:57:39 |
Loffe | My girlfriend Vetle is a very kinky norweigan and definitely a dominant. I’d say about 90% of the sex we have occurs when he plays the man (he wears an 8 inch strap on ♥♥♥♥, his 0.4 inches is not enough) and I play the woman (I get put in chastity and that is considered my “clit” and I wear whatever outfit and makeup he wants me to wear). In addition to pegging he also loves receiving oral as well as tying me up and spanking/flogging me. He doesn’t like to be penetrated often but when he does he is always on top. I am allowed to ♥♥♥ usually about once a week but he edges me every night until I’m on the verge of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but then denies me.I had to confess this because I have never told anyone and this isn’t something I can brag to my bros about. Send help. | 2020-02-28 12:15:53 |
Aceo | -rep for longer boi | 2020-01-15 10:18:50 |
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Dave Duckhand | Hello, Im collecting Dota2 loading screens and can give my Manifold Paradox for 8-10 of your loading screens. I see you have many so if you don't need them send me trade offer for my Arcana. Trade link and Arcana are in my main profile ( link in bio ) . I don't add friends at all so please dont add me , just send offer | 2018-02-21 18:45:23 |
Dave Duckhand | F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!!…_…|..____________________, ,……/ `—___________—-_____|]=…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/…..), —.(_(__) /….// (..) ), —-"…//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHER.WE DIE TOGETHER.send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. | 2018-01-07 07:21:36 |
Dave Duckhand | https://imgur.com/X4cPEuX | 2017-11-26 15:49:30 |
Dave Duckhand | step 1: control c, step 2: control v step 3: repeat step 1 and 2 a 100 times | 2017-08-08 12:28:49 |
Dave Duckhand | One reason WoW is so addictive, is the music in it. One might say that this was made to make the WoW players feel good while playing, i say that this was made to hook up the people so they will endlessly pay to continue playing. That though, does not mean that the music is in any way negative. Just that this music serves a malicious cause when heard inside the game, while listing to the same music and not playing, actually achieves the opposite - a good memory of your in game moments and that you are older right now, you are over with this)))))))) | 2017-01-31 11:20:51 |
Swisskhalifa | YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^||NOOB TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@THE NOOB TRUCK TRACKS DOWN THE NOOBS ON STEAM AND RUNS OVER THEM!!!! | 2016-06-26 12:54:36 |
Dave Duckhand | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYcXcCpD0qA | 2015-02-09 04:59:42 |