| SolidneO | -rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. | 2018-05-14 23:32:19 |
| vdomenico | why are you always talking about nicks ♥♥♥♥? | 2013-07-23 06:17:21 |
| SolidneO | lmfao!!! | 2013-03-25 14:57:26 |
| Spartickus | I was grocery shopping yesterday and I went to grab some ground beef. So I purchase it, bring it home, open it up, and holy ♥♥♥♥, It's horse meat. Before I can even decide what to do with it my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door comes crashing in! "NEEIIIGHH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrified, this horse just busts down my door and starts yelling at me like I've murdered his whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family. Well it turns out, that meat WAS his family. He comes sprinting at me guns a blazzing and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sidestep and kick him right in the balls. This would put down anyone, but the horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laughs, shows me his balls, and ♥♥♥♥♥ on my floor. Turns out he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ate some dudes ♥♥♥♥, used it as a sort of cup protector for his balls, and that's what I hit. Long story short, I nope'd the ♥♥♥♥ out of there and now he's living in my house. ♥♥♥♥ that horse. I always wonder though.... Who's ♥♥♥♥ was that? | 2013-03-22 17:27:54 |
| Spartickus | So I don't know if you know this, but March 20 is the first day of spring. A friend of a friend of mine is a little weird, and this guy is a nudist. Now, there's nothing wrong with being a nudist, if that's what you're into, then ok. But this guy would ride horses butt as nude. So one day he thinks, "That lady horse is looking mighty fine, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ er' I am. So he lubes up his ♥♥♥♥, and just as he's about to penetrate this poor horse, the horse turns around and stands on it's two legs. The horse has a huge boner, I mean this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boner could hold a car in the air by it's bumper. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy is shocked that it's actually a dude horse, and he's sad that his ♥♥♥♥ is so small in comparison. The horse can see his disappoint so the horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BITES HIS ♥♥♥♥ RIGHT OFF. THE HORSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MADE HIM A LADY SO HE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT HIS TINY DONG. THAT HORSE IS A NICE HORSE HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. His name used to be Nick, now it's Nicholle. | 2013-03-21 12:07:19 |
| SolidneO | clapclapclapclapfapfapfapfap R.I.P. nick!! :'( | 2013-03-21 02:30:01 |
| Spartickus | I knew a guy who tried to suck his own ♥♥♥♥ this one time. Not a very bright guy. He pulled down his pants, took out his ♥♥♥♥, and bent over as much as he could to put that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ in his mouth. He tried, but he just couldn't reach his ♥♥♥♥. Maybe he wasn't flexible enough, or maybe his ♥♥♥♥ was too smal, who knows. After about 30 minutes of bending over trying to put his ♥♥♥♥ in his mouth, his back cramped and he got stuck in that position. He had to go the whole week bent over like he was trying to suck his own ♥♥♥♥. Dude had to go grocery shopping bent over in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ position. Now, this guy like horseback riding, so he thought he'd be able to ride a horse in that position. So he goes up to this horse, and the horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BITES HIS ♥♥♥♥. RIGHT IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. THE HORSE BIT HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ AND THE GUY COULDN'T DO ANYTHING. HOLY ♥♥♥♥ THAT HORSE WAS GOING TO CHOW TOWN ON THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. HE EVENTUALLY RIPPED IT OFF AND THE GUY DIED. RIP NICK. | 2013-03-20 22:27:31 |
| Spartickus | So a horse walks into a bar and ♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR ♥♥♥♥ RIGHT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP, I MEAN HE GETS ALL OF THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ IN HIS MOUTH AND JUST CHEWS LIKE ITS SOME MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ GUM. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ♥♥♥♥ GUM? THAT ♥♥♥♥ IS DISGUSTING, BUT THE HORSE DOESN'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CARE, HE JUST KEEPS ON CHEWING. WHAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TROOPER THAT HORSE IS HOLY ♥♥♥♥. HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVES IT TOO. HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHEWS YOUR BALLSACK RIGHT WHEN HE'S DONE TOO. HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRIST IT'S DISGUSTING. WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU STILL IN THAT BAR WITH THE HORSE? GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT NICK!!!-The story of how Nick lost his ♥♥♥♥ HOLY ♥♥♥♥ THE HORSE IS BACK | 2013-03-19 13:07:09 |
| SolidneO | bears football.. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAGot. :) | 2011-03-07 05:59:26 |
| SolidneO | hey noob, you want me to download alien swarm.. but where arrre youuu :D | 2010-07-30 00:40:40 |
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