| RAWKIT | Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. | 2019-03-12 18:49:08 |
| RAWKIT | In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'Extra Thicc' in japanese symbols. | 2018-08-09 19:23:46 |
| RAWKIT | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2016-05-11 06:41:13 |
| RAWKIT | Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.♥♥♥♥↗You↘Oh, ♥♥♥♥♂You leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough.Oh yea? I'll kick your ass!Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?Yeah, no problem buddy!You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit.Yeah, smart ass.I'll show you who's the boss of this gym. | 2016-04-16 07:08:32 |
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| RAWKIT | Human Paladin makes his way into Ironforge, smug as can be. His legendary weapon Ashbringer at his side, earned through countless hours of raiding and grinding. "Hail dwarf. Checkout my Epic Sword Ashbringer. Isn't it cool?" "Ahh Ashbringer. Ah've got one too." *Dwarf pulls out Ashbringer.* The Paladin stares in disbelief. "Dude what a coincidence." The thick bellied dwarf laughs heartily. "Are ya daft man? This is Legion! We've all got Ashbringer!" The Paladin stares in horror at the city of Ironforge. Numerous heroes walking around with Ashbringer. Ashbringer bargain sales in every shop and inn. Random peasant sitting in the gutter, scratching his back with Ashbringer. | 2015-12-11 03:00:10 |
| Octo-Lord | Shout to all my lost boysSh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boysBangarang! (BASS!) | 2014-09-16 11:38:26 |
| SubparPlasma | poop | 2012-07-16 14:53:17 |
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