| Mommy Milkers | "You tryna come over and make my lips wet bro?" - Lain 2020 | 2020-12-02 20:42:08 |
| Blue Eyes Ace Dragon. | Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the ♥♥♥♥ they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that ♥♥♥♥, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a fourty pound ♥♥♥♥♥ that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits. | 2020-10-27 00:04:21 |
| Blue Eyes Ace Dragon. | WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 ♥♥♥♥♥! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to ♥♥♥ IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that ♥♥♥♥ is to get out? ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, ♥♥♥ TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY. | 2020-10-27 00:03:55 |
| Blue Eyes Ace Dragon. | Um, sweety ? I just spent three hours combing through all your reddit comments from the past two years, and oof, that's a yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh sweet summer child, you do realize you are making me lose all faith in humanity ? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe, your toxic problematic behavior towards PoC is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being. And as a white person, YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO LIFE.Let that sink in. | 2020-10-27 00:03:39 |
| semen sommelier | >Ordering pizza for dinner>On phone, on hold>Avertisement for garlic knots starts playing>Start thinking of pizza delivery fox kit with garlic knot ♥♥♥♥>he ♥♥♥♥ parmesean cheese>♥♥♥♥ is diamonds>♥♥♥♥ it, start tending to the raging erection>"Hi thank you for calling anon pizza">ohshit>mfw I'm on the phone with a pizza place with my ♥♥♥♥ in my hand, thinking about lewd cub delivery boys with garlic knot ♥♥♥♥♥>mfw no face | 2016-12-06 19:01:16 |
| Blue Eyes Ace Dragon. | what a gay ♥♥♥ | 2016-10-25 19:48:09 |
| semen sommelier | Hella ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute ❤️❤️❤️ | 2016-07-29 02:41:04 |
