| Goofball | -rep sucks at grilling and also grills steaks for waaay to long. | 2020-10-13 13:15:06 |
| st o c k t o a s ter | sex right now with me | 2019-09-21 19:11:41 |
| Ado | h | 2019-07-24 00:18:42 |
| Reaptiles | I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. | 2019-02-13 00:54:03 |
| Reaptiles | My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. | 2019-02-13 00:53:54 |
| Reaptiles | At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me. | 2019-02-13 00:53:43 |
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| Reaptiles | +rep hentai enthusiast | 2018-08-09 15:25:11 |
| Reaptiles | Hello milady, I noticed your beautiful luscious breasts on your Facebook page and I wanted to send you this personal message to let you know I’m interested in you. I am not like those stupid Chads or stupid black guys who ask you to show your tits immediately. I’m just a super nice guy who respects women. However, it would be a nice thing to do to send me a video of you playing with your tits. Not only that, I’m also an intellectual of a high IQ. I read it only the finest pieces of literature such as Mein Kampf. Stupid black people may have told you Hitler was a bad guy, but since all of their kind have a low IQ they can not truly understand his true genius. To add onto that I way 400 pounds, so you will have a lot of thick booty to hold in bed. I’m not like those stupid black people or dumb Chads and I know you’re not a stupid slut. So milady please accept me or I will kill myself. | 2018-05-21 22:43:38 |
| Reaptiles | I'm tired of the deceit, i'm tired of the lies, i'm tired of the humiliation. They come in the mail, through my inbox, in the street, I can't escape it. They all say the same three things, the same three ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words."ｕｒ ｍｏｍ ｇａｙ"I was on my way to school yesterday when someone shouted this at me through their window, I could barely hold back my tears of rageNO MOREI won't accept this anymore, my mother is NOT a homosexual, and you chicken lickin finger ♥♥♥♥♥ are going to have to stop or I will call the FBI this instant. | 2018-03-01 23:33:06 |
| Ado | lmao | 2018-03-01 23:32:31 |
| Ado | Wtf is this why did i just notice now | 2018-03-01 23:32:04 |
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