| bruv | INT. MONK'S CAFÉ - DAYJERRY: (frustrated) I don't get it. Every entry-level job I look at requires years of experience. Isn't that a paradox?GEORGE: It's the Catch-22 of job hunting. You need experience to get experience.ELAINE: (nodding) It's like they're saying, "We want someone who's brand new to this, but also an old pro.KRAMER: You know what you need? A job lottery! Randomly assign jobs to people, and see what sticks.JERRY: (sarcastic) Oh yeah, because that's practical, Kramer. | 2023-10-11 17:41:34 |
| bruv | [shows several fingers to the audience] It's a finger, whatdoes it mean? Someone shows me one of their fingers and I'msupposed to feel bad. Is that the way it's supposed to work? Imean, you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn'tyou? I would feel worse if I got the toe, than if I got thefinger. 'Cause it's not easy to give someone the toe, you'vegotta get the shoe off, the sock of and drive, get it up anduh [pretends to drive with one foot in the air and speaks toperson driving next to him] look at that toe, buddy. [puts hisfoot down] I mean, that's really insulting to get the toe,isn't it ? | 2022-05-21 16:59:13 |
| bruv | [Scene: Jerry's apartment. Jerry is packing. Elaine is sittingat the table watching Jerry]JERRY: Is that it? Got the cue tips, got the mini-umbrella,something boring to read on the plane. [zips his bag withexaggerated motions] That's it. Done!ELAINE: [claps her hands] That is the single greatest packingperformance I have ever seen.JERRY: [proudly] I am...the master packer.ELAINE: [laughs] Yeah, right, you're the master packer.JERRY: What you must understand, Elaine, [picks up theumbrella] packing is no different than leading men intobattle: you've gotta know the strengths and weaknesses [hitshis bag rhythmically with his umbrella] of every soldier inthat platoon. From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair ofordinary black socks. | 2022-05-21 16:59:00 |
| bruv | Bob: What seems to be the problem?Jerry: Well, I want to return this jacket and she asked me why and I said for spite and now she won't take it back.Bob: That's true. We can't return an item based purely on spite.Jerry: Well, so fine then I don't want it. That's why I'm returning it.Bob: Well, you already said spite so...Jerry: But I changed my mind..Bob: No, you said spite. Too late. | 2022-02-10 15:00:53 |
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