| hooters | God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn it, what's with all the Gardevoir obsessed people? When I was in high school, I had a roomate. Dude was fat, smelly, and obsessed with Gardevoir. He had Gardevoir T-shirts, Gardevoir posters, a Gardevoir plushie, and I swear to God, he had a Gardevoir Japanese ♥♥♥♥ pillow. Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ conversation we had, he turned it into Gardervoir conversation. I wanted to punch him so bad, but I couldn't. I got anger issues, and just one ♥♥♥♥ up could get me out of school. But I swear to God, sometimes I thought it would be a just price for punching that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the face. I kept finding Gardevoir pictures EVERYWHERE. Some of them were covered in ♥♥♥. Every night I heard him jerking off, and no matter how many times I asked - he did it anyway. Once he said to me: "Hey Whiskey, we are having Pokémon night this Friday, are you cool with that?" I had an all night videogame LAN party that Friday, so I allowed that, but only if his buddies wouldn't touch any of my stuff. | 2021-11-04 22:57:31 |
| hooters | Long story short - LAN party got cancelled, and I had to go back to my room. My God, what I saw could not be described. Four fat nerds, watching the Pokémon anime, eating Cheetos, and covering everything with orange dust. One of those fatasses wore a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gardevoir suit and another one was smoking. And they were sitting on my bed. That's right, those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ were sitting on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bed, covering it in Cheetos dust, cigarette ash and sweat. They haven't noticed me, because they were too busy watching anime. I was about to scream on top of my lungs and punch them, when Gardevoir appeared on the screen. All four pulled their ♥♥♥♥♥ out in one synchronised movement and started to masturbate. I wish I was making that up. Even today this comes back in my nightmares. I gave my roomate a head concussion, knocked a few teeth out of others, and shattered suit guy's kneecap.Got into serious trouble, but my lawyer pulled my ass out of the fire. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Gardevoir. | 2021-11-04 22:57:01 |
| hooters | So uhhhh... ya boy is in like a tight spot 🤣🤣🤣🤣(audience laugh) so ya boi 😎 was pullin a prank on ma little sister where ya boi 😎 decided it would be funni to do be puttin a fake snek in da bed doe.............. So ya boi 😎 did.So ya boi 😎 was bein all prankish and that wen ya boi 😎 was do be puttin da snek in da bed doe ya boi 😎 was like tinkin 🙈 "yo she do be kinda bad doe" 😭👌👈😉 an den I be like "yo I got two sneks now" 😳 and uhhhhhhh.....So next I have this MILF "lawyer" bird 🍑 tellin me ya boi 😎 is a "sexual predator" and "violated a seven year old" so ya boi biffs her up 😝 and ya boi do be go on dis ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "death row" hotel doe an dis chick 🍑 asks me wat I want ma "last meal" ta be. Ya boi sez "dat ass"😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😍😎😋☺😜😝🤐😓😖😤🤑😳🤪🤯😡😵😇🤭🤫😈👺☠🙀 LOL LMAO SUBCRIB FOR MORE | 2021-04-08 22:31:51 |
| Jolt | +rep this fish touched me in my no no places | 2020-12-21 02:53:17 |
| Thom Yorke | super toxic +rep | 2020-06-23 23:54:08 |
| butt | -rep | 2020-06-21 22:19:55 |
| Thom Yorke | +rep butt | 2020-06-21 22:19:37 |
| Jolt | Want a Sprite Cranberry? | 2019-12-09 20:55:15 |
| Jolt | Want a Sprite Cranberry? | 2017-12-09 19:47:10 |
| Tangelfish | +rep | 2013-07-27 22:29:18 |
