The Wiggler | It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out | 2024-01-17 21:58:06 |
P I S S Y E L L O W | Nice ashes my dude. | 2020-07-23 23:11:09 |
akimbo | ! | 2018-07-25 22:52:32 |
akimbo | Guy | 2018-03-14 00:33:50 |
Edgar Not Edgar | As I walk through the valley of the shadow of deathI take a look at my life and realize there's not much leftcoz I've been blastin and laughin so long, thateven my mama thinks that my mind is gonebut I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve itme be treated like a punk you know that's unheard ofyou better watch how you're talking, and where you're walkingor you and your homies might be lined in chalkI really hate to trip but i gotta, locAs I Grow I see myself in the pistol smoke, foolI'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be likeon my knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlightbeen spending most their lives, living in the gangsta's paradise | 2018-02-12 20:32:32 |
Mr Nanner | your profile is a lie: ghandi wasnt born in israel, idiot. | 2018-01-24 23:31:12 |
Tree | <3--------//\\------//---\\___//___\\___\.- //--------\\ -,/-\v/---------- \v/-//\\----------//\\//_\\_____ //_\\'----\\----- //----`------\\-- //-------\\//WE TRUE SCHLOMOSWE JEW TOGETHERWE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHERSend this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO sed to akmebo pls | 2017-11-08 13:53:00 |
Edgar Not Edgar | she likes salads | 2017-08-11 02:02:35 |
Tree | lesbian ass non-memer | 2017-03-09 14:26:08 |
Tree | "Think you're some sort of sly intellectual, think I wouldn't have found out? Think you're above the law, above social interaction, above ME? Think you're a big, safe man in a big, safe mansion with a safe untraceable IP address on your big safe unhackable computer? Think this was some trivial action on your part, think this was just a mere flick of the wrist to enjoy your Facebook experience without seeing far-right shiposting, schizotypal pretentious ramblings, and metrosexual selfies from a guy you've never spoken to in your life?You're dead wrong kiddo. You're dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong, just like your mother was when she thought "♥♥♥♥ it, I'm too lazy to have an abortion". You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cockroach. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste of life. Think you can ♥♥♥♥ with me? Think you're a big man? A big shot?I know you're reading this, I know you have nothing better to do on a Tuesday night so I'm giving you 24 hours to come see me and remove me to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. Your time starts now kid." - Redacted | 2017-03-09 14:25:19 |
Tree | figgit lololol | 2017-03-08 01:24:14 |
Tree | -rep she had intercourse with my step sister by force. | 2017-03-05 01:54:26 |
Weecon | +Rep really cool gal. She's super nice, and fun to play with! | 2017-02-26 23:55:14 |
✞Gotsnipedd✞ | -Rep Teamkilling ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-11-14 23:36:12 |