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| ≃ | Destroys people with facts and logic. | 2023-01-01 21:55:15 |
| AtYourDad'sHouse.gov | Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:1. Female2.Age 16-233. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)4. Willing to do as I ask5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164)6. Have 0 male friends7. Cook 3 meals for me a day8. Be willing to split the bill on a date9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person11. Have sex with me as I ask12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)13. Ideally not have a job14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all pointsI am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota. | 2019-12-02 16:00:45 |
| AtYourDad'sHouse.gov | Parkinson disease?😷🤒Nahh, I'm a gamer😎🕹my hands are just laggin😤😫 | 2019-04-19 01:23:27 |
| Paul Allen | Suck my greasy balls, you fat ♥♥♥♥ | 2019-01-31 17:30:21 |
| Goon Goonie | my name jeff | 2018-11-04 14:28:51 |
| MrSlimeZ | Happy new year! | 2017-12-31 08:10:25 |
| Yung Heave Starvey | Ｈｅｌｌｏ ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ ｏｆ ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™ ｗｅ ｈａｖｅ ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ ｌｏｇｇｅｄ ｉｎ ｆｏｒ475 ｗｅｅｋｓ， ｗｅ’ｒｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｉｆ ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｓ ｏｋａｙ ａｎｄ ｗｅ’ｖｅ ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ ｙｏｕ ａ ｌｉｓｔ ｏｆ ｖｉｄｅｏｓ ｆｒｏｍ ｙｏｕｒ ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ （BrotherHood of Steel Porn）． Ｓｅｅ ｙｏｕ ｓｏｏｎ! | 2017-06-11 10:25:14 |
| thickie queen | Gary, now I know I was wrong.I messed up and now you're gone.Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you.Oh, I never expected you to run away.And leave me feeling this empty.Your meow right now would sound like music to me.Please come home 'cause I miss you, Gary.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, can't you see I was blind?I'll do anything to change your mind.More than a pet, you're my best friend.Too cool to forget, come back 'cause we are familyAnd forgive me for making you wanna roam.And now, my heart is beating like the saddest metronome.Somewhere, I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, come home.Gary, won't you come home? | 2017-04-16 11:57:50 |
| Yung Heave Starvey | It's this thing called a uvular trill. Raise the back of your tongue up so it is just barely touching that dangly bit (the uvula). Then make a general vowel sound, just literally a moan will do. It takes some pitch and lip adjusting, but it will work. Personally I position my mouth in kind of a weird, open version of a Robert DeNiro smile, but that's just me. Good luck, and may the force be with you | 2017-02-10 20:44:37 |
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| Yung Heave Starvey | Jk don't do drugs kids! | 2016-06-23 20:25:15 |
| Yung Heave Starvey | I stuck an entire bag o jelly beans up mah ass | 2016-06-23 20:25:02 |
| axe French Fry Senpai™ -spec | git gud | 2016-06-10 23:12:34 |
| AtYourDad'sHouse.gov | lovin the username m8 real close to home | 2016-03-28 17:35:00 |
| thickie queen | Are you Jessie's girl? ;) | 2016-01-09 22:02:14 |
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