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Noodles | 2022-05-08 15:22:28 |
Boon: Xanax | 2022-05-06 22:39:26 |
baby blight uwu | 2021-11-30 15:15:25 |
Trap me piggy | 2021-05-12 20:10:53 |
Trap me piggy (ยด `*) | 2021-05-12 20:09:08 |
KawaiiNoodle | 2019-06-15 16:38:20 |
Plz no murder | 2019-06-15 16:37:11 |
DerpyNoodle | 2019-06-15 10:33:24 |
MeiTheGei | 2019-06-15 08:19:16 |
Hunter Food! | 2019-06-14 23:12:56 |
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Swanks | To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Smiling Friends. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Smiling Friends truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Pimโs stoic catchphrase "I love kids, Charlie! I LOVE KIDS!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Senecaโs stoic text Epistulae Morales ad Lucilium. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Zach Hadelโs genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ๐ And yes by the way, I DO have a Smiling Friends tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. | 2024-06-09 17:11:38 |
ParanoiaQueen | IโM EATIN YOUR MOMMAโS โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ RIGHT NOW โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP | 2024-05-17 20:51:02 |
ParanoiaQueen | Thank you for calling the femboy hooters hotline, we will provide supreme service after these few questions. If youโre calling for a femboy press one. If your calling for a hooter press 2. If your calling for all of the above press 3. Thank you for picking the all of the above option. If you would like to schedule your meet up in store press 1. If you would like to schedule your meeting online press 2. Thank you for picking opinion 2. Our store is open Monday to Saturday from 12 to12 ;D Our stores address is, 6969 positions Avenue, thatโs at 6969, positions Avenue. At arrival state your phone number and you will be able to then pick your femboy. Your reservation is only valid until 06,09, 4200. Thank you for calling femboy hooters have a great afternoon! | 2024-05-17 20:46:47 |
Swanks | I have just recently learned that I need this in my life, like NOW. This is like, everything I want in VR and didn't realize already existed. I watched a few youtube videos a few days ago when a thumbnail caught my eye. And I fell in love with the "game". For reasons that should be obvious. VRchat is literally a dream come true and I need it in my life like right now. I had heard you be an anime girl and thought that was great but I put off trying it because I didn't have a headset and I thought the only "anime girl" you could be was the one I saw on the opening video or screenshots. Was kinda unimpressed by the trailer and thought it was like a cheaper version of Second Life or something but had better VR support. Was I ever wrong. Little did I realize that there were so many thousands of adorable and intricate avatars with blinking animations and movements and all sorts of different details. | 2024-05-17 20:34:33 |
Swanks | I donโt know what Overwatch is. Thereโs a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donโt know. And then sometimes if that wasnโt bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iโm getting a handle on what โJunkrat kin discourseโ is yall show up with โThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperโ and then SHEโS part of the Overwatchers. โThis is Swedish Beefcakeโ could yall? not?? I still donโt know what a Hanzo is. | 2023-04-16 17:16:36 |
the ment0r | Happy new year 2023 bro | 2022-12-31 14:54:38 |
Kalinka | metaphorically, if I was the sun and you were the earth and I kiss you with my UV rays, would you kiss back or would you put on some sunscreen? | 2022-07-24 12:52:51 |
Kalinka | Yep, thats right I'm an Apex Legend and you're not, you beta male. You see I'm on the Apex grind 24/7 and there's nothing stoping me, I have about over 10,000+ kills on all the legends, that means I'm good with everyone, everything and even the Mozambique. I have spent 4630 dollars on this game, you know what that means I have every single little item in this game, and that also means I'm rich and if you mess with me I'll send a hitman after you and your family. Don't mess with me bud, I win every game I'm put in, including life. | 2022-04-21 20:05:37 |
Kalinka | Dear diary, today I found out almost all my friends are homosexuals, especially Jake I see the way he eye's Ben Shabibos plump peach while on stage ๐ฅต ๐. I even noticed while Shabibo gets talking about the transgenders and his massive guns his palms get all sweaty and he starts acting all nervous like he has butterflies in his stomach. Young love what else can I call it, it's truly something to be admired. I just hope one day those two young men can finally kiss and have the dreams of their lifetime come true. ๐ | 2022-03-09 21:29:28 |
Swanks | Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous. My rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by his uncaring earth. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing. Struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish. | 2022-02-19 20:25:46 |
Swanks | Swanks is out ๐พ doing ๐ her ๐ฉ best ๐ฅ to deliver โ๏ธ๐จ all ๐ฃ those ๐ big ๐ช packages so she ๐ฃ can ๐ get ๐ฑ back ๐ home ๐ ๐ and game ๐๐ฎ she ๐โโ๏ธ doesn't ๐ have ๐ถ time โฐ to to be ๐ a part ๐ of that ๐ค gross ๐คข pokemon ๐โโโ mindset | 2022-02-01 16:16:12 |
Swanks | Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxBigPokemonBoobaxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.Good day ma'am.Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think. | 2022-01-12 19:55:51 |
Kalinka | No youโre NOT a gamerNo youโre NOT a gamerIโm so sick of all these people who think theyโre gamers. No, youโre not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying โI put well over 100hrs in this game and itโs great!โ Thatโs nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then weโll be friends.Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokรฉmon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers | 2022-01-05 23:55:46 |
Kalinka | โญ ๐จ Attention ๐ฆ people ๐จ of ๐ฉ Russia! You ๐ have ๐ been ๐ cheated ๐ and ๐ lied to, ๐ฆ the ๐ gentle ๐ labourer shall no ๐ longer ๐ suffer from ๐ the ๐ noxious โข greed of ๐ฆ the ๐ bourgeoisie. ๐ฉ We ๐ฅ will ๐ dismantle oppresion, we ๐ฅ will ๐ saw ๐ the ๐ foundation ๐ of ๐ฆ capitalism ๐ in ๐ half, ๐ even ๐ if ๐ it ๐ฏ takes ๐ enternity! With ๐ your ๐ support ๐ we ๐ฅ will ๐ send ๐จ the ๐ hammer ๐ of ๐ฆ the ๐ peoples ๐ค will ๐ crashing from ๐ the ๐ windows ๐ of ๐ฆ capitalism ๐ house ๐ of ๐ฆ solitude! โญ | 2022-01-05 23:53:21 |
Swanks | this๐oneโจis๐ ๐ฝfor๐คท๐พโโ๏ธthe ๐ฏboys๐พwith๐the ๐ดbooming๐ system ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฑ top ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ณten๐ac๐with๐ฅฆthe๐๐ฝcoolestโ๏ธsystem | 2021-12-28 15:21:26 |
the ment0r | Pov: you can't stop laughing and scrolling through the best comment section of a steam profile ever xD | 2021-12-18 14:43:57 |
Swanks | Ben Shapiro Attempts to Sing All Star :Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didnโt make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as thereโs so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that youโll never know if you donโt go, nor you will shine if you donโt glow. | 2021-11-16 19:43:09 |
Kalinka | wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol. | 2021-11-02 18:23:39 |
Swanks | ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐ป๐ป๐๐ป spooky stuff spooky sTuff๐ thats โ some spooky๐๐stuff right๐๐th ๐ ere๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ป๐ป ๐ป ๐๐spooky stuff | 2021-10-18 17:22:11 |
Swanks | "Whoโs joe?" a distant voice asks.Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location. The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.โJoe Mommaโฆโ the creature whispered.The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear."I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth. | 2021-09-21 19:34:32 |
Swanks | ๐ถโโ๏ธare you the๐๐๐new girl๐hehโบ๏ธ i thought so๐iโve never seen๐ you before๐ค cone e chee wah โ๐ป iโm david-kun๐itโs so nice๐to finally meet you๐คชyou look just like๐ณmy waifu๐ฅตHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นanyways๐iโm so sorry๐about the jerks๐กin class๐คtheyre all๐๐ปBAKA๐๐ปthey only want๐ญone thing๐ซnot me๐ฅดi just like๐คto watch๐บmy favourite anime๐jiu jitsu kaisen๐and read manga๐mmmalso๐๐ป๐๐ปithinkyourereallycool๐ kawaee desu neigh๐ณ๐ดHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นnghuuh๐ฃiโm sorry๐คiโm just nervous๐ญokay๐กitโs just๐well๐itโs just๐ฅตmm PLS NOTICE ME๐คญOKAYโwell๐ฐwhat do you ๐๐ป๐๐ปNNGGGH๐ต | 2021-07-05 17:35:36 |
Kalinka | Concerned parent here. Among us has tore my family apart. My son has committed 3 CRIMES after playing this game. Those 3 crimes have all been murder. He says that he needs to be "sus" and is the "impostor". My son KILLED my husband and told me that I can't "report" the body other wise the other crewmates will think he is "sus" and that he would be "ejected". This game has completely corrupted my son, he would of never done ANYTHING like this before playing this game. I am so dissapointed that this game is still on the store. It is making kids the "impostor" and they are literally committing crimes. | 2021-07-05 17:24:00 |
Swanks | Hello ๐, fellow ๐ฏ homosexuals ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. It is us ๐จ๐ฉ, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR ๐ฐ๐ต CORPORATION ยฉโข]. Here to remind ๐ you ๐ that we support ๐ your ๐ lifestyle ๐พ๐ now that it has been federally ๐บ๐ธ legalised and it is completely ๐ซ socially ๐ฅ safe ๐, allowing ๐๐ for us ๐จ to capitalise ๐ฐ on ๐ your ๐ existence ๐ now it's mainstream ๐ง . Look ๐, we even ๐ changed ๐ฉ๐ผ the colours ๐ ๐ of [LOGO โผ]! Why ๐ณ๐ค did we wait โโณโ this long ๐ to come ๐ฆ out and 'support' ๐ you ๐? Haha ๐, no ๐ more questions โ, homosexual ๐ฌ๐ฎโโ๏ธ. Buy ๐ฐ our product ๐ญ. Buy ๐ธ our product ๐๐ค๐. BUY ๐ธ OUR PRODUCT ๐๐ญ. | 2021-06-02 19:05:43 |
Swanks | He's a femboy going fishing, it's very calming and really distracts from everything that's happening in the world. Femboy Fishing has helped me in many ways from relaxing to helping me go to sleep. Femboy Fishing is amazing!! | 2021-05-20 16:41:12 |
Kalinka | I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ-ass โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ, who pissed on my โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ' quilly โฅโฅโฅโฅ out and he pissed on my โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ wife, and he said his โฅโฅโฅโฅ was "THIS BIG", and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter-dot-com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small โฅโฅโฅโฅ, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. He โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ my wife, so guess what? I'M GONNA โฅโฅโฅโฅ THE EARTH! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have TWENTY THREE HOURS before the piss DRRRRRROPLETS hit the โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ earth, now get out of my โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ sight before I piss on you too! | 2021-05-20 13:57:49 |
Swanks | Guys ๐ฑ I was ๐๐ reading the ๐ Bible ๐ and ๐ I found ๐ an ๐น among ๐ฐ us reference ๐ Jesus ๐๐ป says โone of ๐ฐ๐ณ you ๐๐ will betray ๐ค๐ค meโ ๐ฏ๐ค he ๐ป is ๐ค talking ๐ฃ about the ๐ฆ impostor and ๐๐ the ๐๐ rest ๐จ๐ฏ of ๐ฆ๐ the disciples are the crewmates then ๐ Judas made ๐ฐ them โ vote ๐ณ out ๐ฐ๐ฏ Jesus ๐โ but he ๐ was ๐คง๐จ not an ๐ผ impostor the impostor was Judas How cool ๐ค is ๐๐ฃ that ๐๐ฐ even โฏ the ๐ฟ๐ Bible has โ๐ among ๐ฐ๐ฐ us ๐ฝ reference?!!? โ๐ | 2021-04-23 17:46:03 |
Swanks | The Bible is an amazing manga. Chapters 1-5 were written by this guy named Moses but for some reason the author changed around. Abram is definitely my favorite character although for some reason they retconned his name to be Abraham, and in some regional publications his name is Ibrahim. The best ship is Abram x Sarah. Also, they totally nailed the new testament chapter, with some great character development. I never expected Judas' betrayal either. | 2021-03-03 17:48:29 |
Swanks | LOOK, I started Stardew a long long time ago. I was a different person then. I wanted different things. Abigail was awesome for me. We had a happy marriage. But now it's been a real life year. I boot up the ol' save file after this long hiatus. And there's Haley. I give her a coconut because I want to make friends with everyone, and she's extra flirty and she's at 8 hearts now and suddenly she's showing signs of character development. And then Abigail gives me crap for giving Haley the fricken coconut, and I kind of wish she would stop talking about ghosts, and she hasn't repaired our fences in like a year, and I'm sick oF EATING FRIED MUSHROOMS FOR BREAKFAST. HOW MANY PUMPKINS DO YOU NEED ABIGAIL. WHEN WILL YOUR APPETITE BE QUELLED. Ahem. Someone please destroy me before I destroy myself. | 2021-02-02 19:07:18 |
Kalinka | i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. | 2021-01-05 00:38:59 |
Swanks | I am a highly skilled rank 3 Dead by Daylight (DbD) player. If you have played with me, you will know I am highly skilled and maybe one day you can achieve my greatness at this game Dead by Daylight (DbD).As a survivor, I WILL make sure you lose with my high skill if you:Use Noone Escapes Death (NOED)Stay within the hook more than ten seconds (I COUNT!!)Camp a generatorTry to 3-gen the SurvivorsPlay the SpiritPlay Wraith and uncloak while chasingHook someone in the basement as LeatherfaceUse Iridescent Hatchets as the HuntressYou play Ghostface and don't get revealed when I am looking at you (Hacker!!)Find me when I am hiding even when I use Iron WillIf you go back to hook after someone is rescued (NOOB)If you stick to these very simple rules of conduct in DbD, everyone will have much more fun and maybe one day you can become as skilled as me | 2021-01-04 10:50:02 |
Kalinka | oh, the year was 1778how I wish I was in sherbrooke now!a letter of marque came from the kingto the scummiest vessel I'd ever seengosh darn them all!I was told we'd cruise the seas for american goldwe'd fire no guns, shed no tearsnow I'm a broken man on a halifax pierthe last of barrett's privateers | 2021-01-03 12:49:02 |
Swanks | What shall we do with a drunken sailor?What shall we do with a drunken sailor?What shall we do with a drunken sailor?Early in the morning?Way-hay, up she risesWay-hay, up she risesWay-hay, up she risesEarly in the morningPut him in the brig until he's soberPull out the bung and wet him all overPut him in the scuppers with the deck pump on himHeave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under | 2020-12-31 14:00:45 |
Swanks | all you ๐ WEEBS ๐ need to get ๐ฅ FREAKIN ๐ฅ HYPED ๐ฅ cause it's ๐น๐น๐นRWBY TIME๐น๐น๐น best freakin ๐ฏ anime ๐ฏ with the best girl๐จ๐จ ๐จ NEO ๐จ๐จ๐จ its gonna be some goood ๐๐ stuff right there ๐๐ when ๐ Ruby ๐น Rose ๐ช๐ช๐ชkicks BUTT ๐ช๐ช๐ช with her scythe that's also a ๐ซ ๐ซ๐ซ GUN ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ make sure not to get ๐ฅ burned ๐ฅ by ๐ cinder fall ๐ cause you CAN'T HINDER THE CINDER ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ rip in pieces ๐ pyrrha nikos ๐ got freakin ๐ซ SHOT and ๐ฅ BURNED ๐ haha jk ๐๐๐ ITS JUST A PRANK BRO ๐๐๐ we all know ๐ SALEM ๐ is PURE ๐ฉ DOOKY ๐ฉ | 2020-12-01 15:44:40 |
Swanks | Story time ๐๐ sisters ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง โโ ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง โโso basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ๐๐ and my headphones got unplugged ๐ฑ๐ฑ and it played bad guy out loud ๐๐ so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls ๐ญ๐ญ were completely vibing to it ๐๐ and they were like slayyyyy ๐ช๐ช sisterrrโ โ and i was gonna say something back when a boy๐คฎ๐คฎapproached me and said๐ฃ๐ฃ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" ๐ง๐ง and i was SHOOK ๐ณ๐ณ and completely flipped the F OUT ๐คฌ๐คฌ i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie literally saved my life ๐๐" | 2020-11-19 19:40:32 |
Kalinka | yes the creeper meme very funny indeed. i laugh when i see creeper in my discord server then i say aw man and then someone messes it up! and thats funny awesome sauce epic. the creeper meme is so good because its minecraft!!! minecraft is super duper funny awesome sauce. when i see minecraft related posts in my server i LAUGH because its so gosh diddly darn funny! revenge by captainsparkles is my favorite minecraft parody! not because its nostalgic or because its catchy or because its a parody of dj got us falling in love instead is because ITS FUNNY EPIC MINECRAFT HAHA!!! CREEPER AW MAN! i piss my pants when i see people saying revenge lyrics in chat! rofl lol xd i love this meme! | 2020-11-19 18:56:25 |
Swanks | Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back" she started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store applauded | 2020-11-01 14:43:39 |
Cookieryz | (Yeah, aye) It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Aye, yuh) I have just one query (What's that?) Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh huh) The answer is clear.. It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Sprite, let's go) | 2020-11-01 10:32:04 |
Swanks | แฆ(โงแโง)แฅ You take the moon and you take the sun. แฆ(โงแโง)แฅ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) You take everything that sounds like fun. ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)โโฅแฒโฅโ You stir it all together and then you're done. โโฅแฒโฅโ แ(โ.โ)แ Rada rada rada rada rada rada. แ(โ.โ)แแฆ(โงแโง)แฅ โโฅแฒโฅโ แ(โ.โ)แ ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) So come on in, feel free to do some looking.Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.Come on in, feel free to do some looking.Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.Yeah!!! แฆ(โงแโง)แฅ โโฅแฒโฅโ แ(โ.โ)แ ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) | 2020-05-28 09:10:37 |
Cookieryz | The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practiceโฆ ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to "choose" between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc. | 2020-05-27 23:09:03 |
Swanks | The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. Itโs a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. Itโs a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires. | 2020-05-18 13:23:51 |
Tuna | How to DabStep 1: Stare down David Hasselhoff as he runs full speed at you.Step 2: Bend your arm at the kneeStep 3: Extend your toes to full length and exhaleStep 4: Scream at your ear for listeningStep 5: bring your arm to your face and THEN and ONLY THEN, you may yeet your dab so hard it destroys everyone's eardrums with a 395 mile radius, it is louder than 3 atomic bombs being dropped right next to you.Step 6: You head over to your mom's house to find her gossiping to your waifu body pillow.Step 7: Drink Capri Sun until you die of dehydration fin | 2019-06-30 22:27:14 |
Swanks | (โโฟโโฟ) Dear Weebs reading this, you are sugoi. Whatever is going on in your kokoro right now, please know that you are kawaii and your story is not a filler. You are loved (โโฟโโฟ) | 2019-06-30 21:35:15 |
Swanks | ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, DONUTS ARE NOT NATURAL!๐ก๐ก IM SICK OF ALL THE PHOTOSHOP, MAKING LITTLE BAGEL BOYS AND LITTLE BAGEL GIRLS THINK THEY AREN'T DELISH BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT GLAZED AND SPRINKLED.๐คข๐ฉ WE MUST BE PROUD OF OUR SKIN AND GOLDEN CRUST.๐ฅ๐ WE MUST STAND UP FOR THE TRUE FACE OF BREAKFAST, NO MORE PILES OF SUGAR! NO MORE LUSTING ๐ฅ AT DONUTS ON A STICK ๐ฉ๐, NO MORE INSTAGRAM ๐ท PAGES FILLED WITH PASTRIES AS UNESSENTIAL DRINK TOPPERS. ๐ค๐ค IM SICK OF BEING THE SECOND CHOICE. THAT ENDS NOW. ALL OF US NEED TO STAND TOGETHER IF WE PLAN TO CHANGE THE WAY THINGS ARE, ALL THE BAGEL POPS AND BAGEL MA'S. BAGEL STRIPPERS AND BAGEL LAWYERS. WE NEED YOU. WE NEED POWER. ๐ WE ๐ NEED ๐ REPRESENTATION #BAGELSRISEUP | 2019-03-14 21:33:19 |
Tuna | Moto Moto is a character of Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa and a minor character in its video game adaption. He is a handsome and muscular hippopotamus with a deep voice who loves to play hide and seek with the girl hippos and enjoys flirting with them by use of words or by flexing his chest muscles. He isn't extremely bright, but he is a ladies' man. His theme song is Big and Chunky.Moto Moto is described by him as being "aggressive but friendly," and is the way the standard male hippo should look. He falls in love with Gloria and she is delighted. But later as they have their date in a lake, he confesses that the only reason he really loves her is for her body. Gloria accepts this until Melman shows up and tells him everything that Gloria likes and hates. | 2019-03-14 21:21:33 |
Swanks | maybe if ๐ฌkiller๐ฌ mains would stopโน trying to ๐ญthink๐ญ they can out juke survivors they would waste โlessโ time๐ chasing them. its ๐ฎ๐น so๐ idiotic that anyone actually thinks๐ญ the devs are survivor sided and NOT killer๐ฌ sided when they devs removedโ insta blind flashlights๐ฆ. those were the ONE toolโ you could use to ๐พsave๐พ someone from ๐being๐ facecamped into deathโฐ, and ๐ฎ๐นit๐ฎ๐น required skill and a๐ ฐ๏ธ grind to obtain๐. | 2019-03-07 11:58:28 |
Swanks | im sorry๐๐๐ but iโน๏ธ can't listen๐๐ to you ๐ซwhine ๐ซ anymore. killer๐ฌ is SO much easier than survivor, even๐๐ ๐ ฐ๏ธa๐ ฐ๏ธ๐ ฐ๏ธ 4 4๏ธโฃ ๐man ๐ swf. do you know why? because killers have๐ถ the most important advantage in the game: speed โฉโฉ. the killers are much faster๐จ๐จ than survivors and so๐๐ they can catch them. is ๐ ฐ๏ธas๐ ฐ๏ธ๐ ฐ๏ธ simple as ๐ ฐ๏ธ that, but โnoโโ killer๐ฌ main has๐ถ the brains to understand that somehow. this ๐ฑgame๐ฑ was actually ALMOST balancedโ until they added bloodlust, which only rewards brain dead๐ killers with even๐๐ MORE speed๐ , which is again, the most important factor in the ๐ดgame๐ด. โน๏ธiโน๏ธ mean๐ honestly the only thing you do as๐ ฐ๏ธ ๐ฌkiller๐ฌ is walk๐ forwardโฉ. that's ๐ฎ๐นit๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น. you just walk๐ท ๐ผforward๐ผ towards the survivor and you WILL catch them. | 2019-03-07 11:57:34 |
Swanks | ๐คHit ๐ or miss๐ณ I guess ๐คthey ๐never โ miss, huh ๐๐? You ๐got ๐คชa boyfriend๐, I bet ๐ฐ๐ถhe ๐จdoesn't ๐kiss ๐๐ ya๐คญ mwah๐ ๐ปHe ๐งgon' find ๐๐ another girl ๐ถ ๐คฉand he ๐ฎwon't๐ค miss๐ ya๐ He ๐คคgon' ๐ฒskrrt and hit ๐๐ the dab๐ like ๐๐ Wiz ๐ค Khalifa๐ค | 2018-12-04 23:05:55 |
Swanks | (Yeah, aye) It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Aye, yuh) I have just one query (What's that?) Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh huh) The answer is clear.. It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Sprite, let's go) | 2018-12-04 22:58:33 |
Swanks | โ Maybe Iโll be Tracer ๐๐จ๐ฐ๏ธโ Iโm already Tracer ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉโ What about Widowmaker ๐๐ท๏ธโ Iโm already Widowmaker ๐ธ๏ธ๐๐ฟ๐ฏIโll be Bastion ๐ค๐ซ NออEออ RฬทอFอ ออ BASอฬขTฬงอขIOฬขNอาา โฐ๏ธ๐คท Youโre right; so, Winston ๐ต๐๐ฟ๐ I wanna be Winston ๐ฆ๐ก๏ธ I guess Iโll be Genji ๐ฑโ๐ค๐ Iโm already Genji ๐ค๐ Then Iโll be McCree ๐ค ๐๐ซ I already chose McCree ๐โ ๏ธโ I have an idea ๐โ Whatโs your idea? ๐ค๐ You should beโ ๐๐ฆถ๐ Iโm not gonna be Mercy โผ๏ธโจ | 2018-10-31 21:53:55 |
Swanks | The reason there are so many gay people now is because it's a chemical warfare operation. I have the government documents where they said they're going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals so people don't have children.The Alex Jones Show, June 2010. | 2018-06-23 14:23:25 |
Swanks | แตขโ แตขโ gโy โโ โโแตขโโ?แตข โโโโ yโแตค'แตฃโ bโโแตขcโโโy โ โโโโโโโแตขโโ. | 2018-05-16 09:30:53 |
Swanks | However, ๐ when ๐ a ๐ gamer ๐ฎ๐ค raises a comparable concern ๐๐ about ๐ฆ๐ฆ our ๐ป๐ ฑ community, ๐ฐ we are ๐จ๐ branded as ๐๐ sexist, racist, ๐พ misogynistic, and similar ๐ฑ๐ฑ slurs, and ๐ฐ๐ accused of ๐ฆ๐ overreacting. Gamers ๐ฎ are ๐ undeniably subject to ๐๐ excessive and ๐๐ extremely detrimental discrimination. The ๐๐ same cannot ๐ก๐ be said ๐๐ for ๐ช racial minorities. | 2018-03-21 02:43:50 |
Swanks | Furthermore, whereas minorities โ๐จ are ๐ widely considered to embody coolness and ๐๐ attractiveness by ๐ท๐ virtue of ๐ฆ their race, ๐๐ gamers ๐ฎ have ๐ been historically stereotyped as ๐ฆ๐ nerdy and โ unattractive since the dawn of ๐ our ๐ craft. ๐ When minorities ๐ดโ speak ๐ out ๐ ๐ฏ in ๐๐ the media ๐๐ about whitewashing, appropriation, and โโ similar ๐ฑ intrusions into ๐คฃ their ๐ exclusive culture ๐ and values, ๐ช๐ ฑ they are ๐ค universally lauded. | 2018-03-21 02:43:18 |
Swanks | Gamers ๐ are arguably one ๐โ of ๐ซ the ๐๐ ฟ most ๐ฏ๐ฅ persecuted classes in ๐ history. ๐๐ Unlike minorities, nobody ๐ โ has ๐ ever ๐ช๐ received ๐ a job ๐ or scholarship solely ๐ because ๐ฝโ they're ๐ a ๐๐ฐ gamer. In fact, ๐ก๐ซ there has ๐ never even ๐๐ been ๐ the opportunity ๐๐ for a gamer ๐ฎ to ๐ตโ self-identify ๐๐ as ๐ฆ such ๐ฏ on โ any sort of ๐ job ๐ application, college ๐ application, or ๐ฆ standardized test ๐ฌ form. | 2018-03-21 02:42:33 |
Swanks | Yes, this may seem bizarre, but hear me out! Ingredients do not define a type of food such as ravioli. Nobody is arguing that an ice cream sandwich isn't a sandwich, are they? So let's take a look at a ravioli. A ravioli has a rather plain casing filled with delicious filling as well as usually a yummy sauce of some kind on top. Now, let's look at a pop tart. A pop tart consists of a rather plain casing containing some delicious filling, with a yummy topping on the top of it! The only difference is in the ingredients, You can have all sorts of ravioli, just as you can have all sorts of sandwiches. The structure of pop tart is not that different to ravioli, is it? You may say that the size is what differentiates them,To that, is a slider not a type of burger? You'd have to be a big hypocrite to call an ice cream sandwich a sandwich and not call a pop tart a ravioli,size and ingredient are the exact same things that differentiate ravioli from a good ol' pop tart. | 2017-09-12 16:14:50 |
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