Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | Hella | 2023-12-15 17:43:44 |
Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | A little bit of Monika in my lifeA little bit of Monika by my sideA little bit of Monika is all I needA little bit of Monika is what I seeA little bit of Monika in the sunA little bit of Monika all night longA little bit of Monika here I amA little bit of Monika make me your man | 2023-03-25 23:25:28 |
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Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | Is that an anime character as a profile picture? Ew, have fun with your body pillows, weeb. | 2021-06-16 18:48:17 |
Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans | 2020-10-21 22:45:42 |
Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | One time there was a really spooky dog. He would sit in the window and just stare at people who walked by, but never barked; he wouldn't make a sound or even move a muscle. Most people assumed it was fake, but if you watched him long enough he would occasionally blink. He had really sharp teeth and his eyes were pitch black, and it looked like he was always smirking. One day, someone decided to go to the window to say hello and try to get the dog to stop staring at everyone. He was never heard from again. They say if you look at the dog now, he has a bit of red around his muzzle and his teeth seem even larger than they did before. The dog will appear in your neighborhood and the only way to stop him from staring at you is to comment your mom's credit card number and the three digits on the back. | 2020-10-14 20:40:27 |
Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | Bwaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! | 2018-11-22 03:35:15 |
Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED | 2018-09-22 16:46:33 |
Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | Let me tell you, Bobby, there's nothing "funny" about these sounds! What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder. | 2018-07-04 20:47:47 |
Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | Sometimes I give myself the creeps. Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me. It all keeps adding up; I think I'm cracking up. Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned? | 2018-06-30 02:16:56 |
Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | Teacher: Your current event, Napoleon.Napoleon: Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"... placed explosive detonatorsat the bottom of Lake Loch Ness... to blow Nessie out of the water.[Girl Chuckles]Napoleon: Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance... summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents... and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. | 2018-05-17 22:43:21 |
Totally Not a Dog on a Computer | Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything? | 2018-04-28 18:33:10 |
moxy | Hi my name is Bobbie junior | 2016-05-23 20:03:55 |