| disco | i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans | 2021-05-24 03:15:59 |
| disco | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!......__________________ ...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[].....), —-.(_(__) / ....// (..) ), —--" ...//___// ..//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE | 2021-05-21 02:02:42 |
| SkunK | Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram RanchBig hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥♥ wanting to be suckedEighteen naked cowboys wanting to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥Cowboys in the showers at Ram RanchOn their knees wanting to suck cowboy ♥♥♥♥♥Ram Ranch really rocks | 2020-01-11 00:09:06 |
| Mashi☾ | ♥♥♥♥♥ r so cute (^\\\\\\^) omfg, like when u hold it in ur hand and it’s twitching so like it’s nuzzling you (/w\) hehe! Or when they perk up & look @ you like “nyahhh? ^^;; :3” penis-kun is happy to see me! :} and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but they r rlly shy so you gotta work EXTRA hard >:0 but when penis-kun & sperm-sama meet they are all uwu!!!;;; waaaoooo~ hehe penis-Kun is so adorable *^*™️®️©️ | 2018-01-29 01:20:07 |
| Mashi☾ | It’s 💀 getting 💦 cold 💨 and 👏 you 👈 know 💭 what 😦 that 😐 means! 😏 It’s 💀 shrivel ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 time 🕐 of 💦 year!! 🎉 Make 🖕 sure 👍 to 💦 push 🏽 your 👏 penis 🍆 down 🔻 when 🍑 you’re 👏 sitting 💺 on 🔛 the 👏 toilet 🚽 or 💁 you’re 👏 going 🏃 to 💦 pee 💦 on 🔛 your 👏 undies! Send 📨 this 👈 to 💦 10 🔟 guys 👨 with 👏 small 👌 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 or 💁 you’ll 😡 be 🐝 cursed with 👏 yellow 💛 whitey tighties! | 2017-10-31 21:10:20 |
| Mashi☾ | hEllo all so my son was playing a game called minicraft and i started hearing him yell at his tv. so i went to his room and i saw a giant larg green pe*nis blew him up. i sayed "what the heck ar you doing mister" and he responded that that was a creper? why wad he playing a game where a creep would touch him?!?today i took him to church for god to forgive him of playing such a vile game. Don't buy from the minicraft comppany ! they saiyd that theyr'e games are chidren apropiate but they try to trick ouur kids into becoming satinests! and have sex before marry that is sin. | 2017-10-25 01:37:11 |
| Mashi☾ | How many literal monsters have you met in your life? Maybe this is a life lesson for you. Monsters don't exist. I know it might be hard but try to take a second to remember everybody out there is a living, breathing, thinking human being just like you. Just because they don't act like you think they should doesn't make them evil incarnate. So no, not on average, almost 100% certainty. Even the ones that try to act super psychotic in EUW that tell you they are gonna slit your throat and tell you to give them your address. Most of those dudes are probably in high school and give their mom a hug and kiss before they get on the bus in the morning. | 2017-10-25 01:36:41 |
| Mashi☾ | Dark Souls is a game for hardcore players only. None of that ♥♥♥♥♥ Skyrim ♥♥♥♥ here. Dark Souls is home to the edgiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alive who fish for laggy backstabs because who gives a ♥♥♥♥ how you win when winning=skill. If you dare counter their lagstabs and actually kill them, they will invade with hacked weapons and instakill you. Not only that but your health will be halved and all your souls and humanity non recoverable upon respawn. That's the price you pay for being a skilless scrub and not knowing how to Cheat Engine. On that note Cheat Engine is bascially required to play this game if you want to do undo anything those Russian trainer kids do to you. Add me, my GFWL is xXxXxDarkNinjaAbysslordNightmanOfRemainsXxxxxxXXx we can pwn scrubs with instakill weapons, because that's how real players play and that's how we show those skyrim casuals what real skill is like. | 2017-10-24 00:09:43 |
| Melody! | Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy 😉 nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ | 2017-10-24 00:04:36 |
| Mashi☾ | 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 | 2017-10-22 22:06:07 |
