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Creation: 2012-09-02 18:25:59 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-15 14:42:18
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| Arashisar ×͜× | +rep pretty good player | 2024-07-04 23:10:12 |
| Kirighma | Deagle ace machine💥 | 2024-06-12 12:40:08 |
| skrolb | +rep accept me pls | 2023-10-13 10:32:49 |
| IBAHS | CAIBI | 2023-09-11 00:21:32 |
| Tea Salesman of 2018 | DID YOU PISS YOUR PANTS? POO POO? PEE PEE POO POO? IN YOUR PANTS?? | 2021-11-07 01:40:40 |
| XxXEcchilord69XxX | +rep took me and the boys to "Splurge Mountain" where we dunked into a big steamy and creamy pool of thick ♥♥♥♥ from a 50ft+ drop! Me and the bros got drenched in goo, and we took turns pile driving it off each other with our tongues. Afterwards, we had to cool off from all the action, so we got some ice cream. I got plain vanilla, but I think I saw some Rocky Road orders as well as Moose Tracks (some guys just like it dark I guess). All in all, was a great time, and all the dudes bonded and slammed. | 2021-06-29 13:21:28 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Welcome! No I am not cheating if you're wondering.I am Sniper ! A bit of a furry and really loves Sans...My medias:Discord; BeauTheFurry#3143 | 2020-12-19 22:01:44 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | TO MANY MEXICANS IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME!!!! I HATE GETTING KILLED HEARING VIVA LA MEXICO | 2020-11-28 12:01:52 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand | 2020-11-18 19:10:45 |
| NTK | Talks mad ♥♥♥♥ if you don't play up to his standard, which is gold nova 2 | 2020-11-05 16:08:06 |
| شجرة صغيرة صغيرة | can tell by ur bio ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lame | 2020-10-29 20:19:06 |
| Private_Dapper ™ | gg complete trash has a mic but only talks **** | 2020-09-02 19:16:12 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | If you are reading this because you found me in a game:- you are a cheater? - I am sorry that your father's condom broke when they made you but that doesn't mean you have to ruin the life of everyone around you, including people who are in your games, ♥♥♥♥ right off and get a life since you can't learn how to press buttons. You are reported, blocked and vac banned soon.- you enjoyed playing together? - Always looking for a gaming buddy!- you are a toxic/trash player/person - Nobody likes you and it will be like that forever, deal with it, stop harassing me and others, make everyone a favor and get off the internet. Also, it's alright to suck at games and pressing buttons, only a handful of people can be as good as me and as intelligent as me, you are just not one of them, deal with it and move on.- you are a bot/scammer/troll - Blocked and reported. | 2020-08-10 17:17:23 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | - My chat in Dota 2(and CS:GO sometimes) is fully muted and disabled. 99% of players in-game fall into the category of hackers or/and toxic trash players. I do not care about what you have to say. So if you are one of them, get triggered.You can find more info about me below.If you wish to send me a friend request tell me why in the comments below otherwise I will ignore it as I don't know who you are. | 2020-08-10 17:17:21 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Awesome work Harvey Weinstein. Really enjoyed this 1980's summer camp slasher! This is where the horror rules apply...1.NEVER SAY I'LL BE RIGHT BACK 2. NO TEEN SEX 3. NO BULLYING because that karma will seek revenge 🏕️🔪☠️🌛🎴 | 2020-07-10 18:59:19 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Anticlimactic. Slow. Almost put me to sleep. The main dude is sexy at least LMAO | 2020-05-02 10:33:14 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | PERHAPS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE! A HALLOWEEN STAPLE... wait, what am I saying... this movie's great to watch ANY OL'TIME! Elvira is funnier than every cast member on SNL (on their best days) and she is hotter than all the Suicide Girls put together! This movie is a true gem: an old school Poe/Roger Corman-esque film with great practical FX, a intriguing story, outstanding performances... THIS IS HOW HORROR/COMEDY SHOULD BE DONE (... this and GHOSTBUSTERS)! SHUDDER ARE YOU LISTENING: PLEASE GIVE ELVIRA HER OWN SHOW ON SHUDDER... EITHER BRING BACK "MOVIE MACABRE" OR GIVE HER A NEW SHOW WITH A SIMILAR FORMAT! I'D EVEN SETTLE FOR AN ELVIRA ANIMATED SHOW! YOU CAN PUT HER ON SATURDAY NIGHTS. WITH JOE BOB ON FRIDAYS AND ELVIRA ON SATURDAYS, HORROR FANS WILL BE GLUED TO SHUDDER ALL WEEKEND! | 2020-04-13 14:10:08 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | can your favorite game not be HENTAI SNIPER: Middle East you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bloat | 2020-01-21 00:54:27 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | nutty bro, that was a close game. you were stressing me out with the deags lol, gg man | 2019-03-21 13:41:32 |
| Ruby | +rep professional smite gamer i am in awe | 2019-02-26 22:10:56 |
| OverdueJesse456 | my dude breaks ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off at the ♥♥♥♥.comin down cranking that trigga quick.you got a banging girl my man gone lick.taker down, hurl a brick atter clit.♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ so big he barely even fit.bustin thru he rippin n' tearin apartthat poor girl ♥♥♥♥♥, and made that ♥♥♥♥♥ fart.he say wtf ♥♥♥♥♥ you gotta ♥♥♥♥,and she told that ♥♥♥♥♥ he betta hit-that ass when the poop come out.earn bank on the streets ♥♥♥♥♥, clout.so my man bangin that ass straight after dinnawith the strength o'the huns he just finnablow that load on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titswhen she trap ya boi in, he panicking, havin fits.big ole fap and the egg is fertile,in 9 months bruh gon have kids.cause this ♥♥♥♥ happen befo, with 3 girls on the cornuhand now my ♥♥♥♥♥ broke as ♥♥♥♥, finna need a coronerhmu for the uncensored cut | 2018-09-10 15:34:39 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Think about this: If you forward this prayer to everyone on your list, in less than 30 days it would be heard by the world. How many peopleon your list will not receive this prayer.Do you have the boldness to pass it on?I HAVE, AND I HAVE JUST SHOWN IT BY FORWARDING THIS TO YOU. GO ON FORWARD IT!!! | 2018-07-31 16:55:46 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | In 6 short weeks, Central Christian Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those callsresponding negatively.The church is now receiving international requests for copies ofthis prayer from India, Africa and Korea.With the LORD'S help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and WHOLEHEARTEDLY become our desire so that we again can becalled "ONE NATION UNDER GOD." | 2018-07-31 16:55:44 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | * We have insitutionalised bribery and called it sweets of office.* We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.*We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.* We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.Search us, Oh GOD, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Amen!"The response was immediate. A number of legislators walked out during the prayer in protest. | 2018-07-31 16:55:36 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | * We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.* We have ridiculed the absolute truth of Your Word and called it Pluralism.* We have worshipped other gods and called it multiculturalism.* We have endorsed perversion and called it alternative lifestyle.* We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.* We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.* We have killed our unborn and called it choice.* We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.* We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self-esteem.* We have abused power and called it politics.* We have embezzled public funds and called it essential expenses. | 2018-07-31 16:55:26 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Thank you Trump.SAME SEX MARRIAGE...This interesting prayer was given in Kansas, USA, at the opening session of their Senate. Itseems prayer still upsets some people.When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities,but this is what they heard:"Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says: "Woe to those who call evil good", but that is exactly what we have done. | 2018-07-31 16:55:08 |
| Ruby | not a professional dinosaur hunt puzzle main, made us fail the mission. -rep | 2018-06-13 23:01:50 |
| OverdueJesse456 | Was literally just about to bust the fattest recorded nut in the history of humanity, until something caught my eye. "sorobox." is george soros behind the roblox sex trafficing ring? i tried to shake the feeling and continue bludgeoning my meat but having tens of years of personal experience and trauma to show for it in similar roblox sex rings, i found myself for hours on end searching for something, an answer, anything. months have passes, but the feeling still resonates | 2018-05-20 22:11:51 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | nutty bro, that was a close game. you were stressing me out with the deags lol, gg man | 2018-05-13 12:41:38 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Hey its Jake from high school, Sorry me and the boys gave you such a hard time. What can i say you were an easy target. Its nice to see you're still doing nothing with your life. Meanwhile i drive a brand new Mustang GT and make over 200k a year. Later nerd i got chicks to bang. | 2018-04-18 19:18:00 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | +rep took me and the boys to "Splurge Mountain" where we dunked into a big steamy and creamy pool of thick ♥♥♥♥ from a 50ft+ drop! Me and the bros got drenched in goo, and we took turns pile driving it off each other with our tongues. Afterwards, we had to cool off from all the action, so we got some ice cream. I got plain vanilla, but I think I saw some Rocky Road orders as well as Moose Tracks (some guys just like it dark I guess). All in all, was a great time, and all the dudes bonded and slammed. | 2018-04-17 02:45:14 |
| XxXEcchilord69XxX | -rep he really noes how to treet a lady ig . Wen he took me out fo dinr he even baught the infinty bread stiks for us to eat. on dat ass that night 2 boi omg. ♥♥♥♥♥ was ridin, but then he startted fartin. i was lik, tf is u fartin. boi went inna ma fridge and took my lunch meat. like tf you need my lunchmeat for. put that ♥♥♥♥ on his ♥♥♥♥ and siad "im best served cold" and whipped my eye out. keep the lunch meat it aint worth it. next day i come home and hes watching hentai rick and morty on my sofa. get tf outta my house dog. fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ -rep for his 20iq rick and morty watchin ass | 2018-04-16 15:03:15 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | +rep took me out to dinner the other night at Olive Garden. I didn't even have a chance to reach for the check! Afterwards we went to see Marvel's "Doctor Strange". The plot was great and the action scenes seemed really well developed. There was a little making-out between us (I won't go into details LOL), and it was overall a great viewing experience. I'm so glad Doctor Strange beat that bad guy! He drove me home afterwards and walked me to my door like a real gentleman. I invited him inside for a glass of wine (and maybe something else if you get what I mean LOL), but he had to work early the next day so he politely declined. I hope he asks me out again because I enjoyed myself very much and was glad I finely found a man with a less than average endoyment (if you know what I mean LOL). Some men of ethnic racial statuses intimidate me a little more than normal individuals when I'm just trying to blow some shaft. Anyway, great night! | 2018-04-10 19:05:02 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Basically I'm a pvp master. I will destroy you with strafes, low ground, rodback and intimidation. This story proves it all. I have screenshotted proof msg if you want proof. I GG10d Huahwi on roxbot. | 2018-03-13 15:07:12 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | It's not my fault if you can't handle my de trop of definitions or my lexical linguipotence! Get back up there and read it, even if you have to go through it with dictionary in hand. | 2018-03-09 13:24:01 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | My temples ache with the pain of having to pump copious amounts of Testium (an element I discovered that takes the role of oxygen in my unique biochemistry, named after my favorite show of course) to my brain in order to comprehend what I have just watched. And to everybody who claims that the reason my temples are sore or why I have “delusions of grandeur” are due to my being “high” or whichever way you aim to construe my exegesis of an episode, you will hear vocalizations of a gelatological nature emanating from my larynx whilst Xyzyzyx the paisley pangolin (a treasured acquaintance of mine) and I reflect on your foolishness later that day. I await the furious fussilade of odious obluquies and belittling bombast in the comments below. “Too long; Did not read”: Did you really think I would include one of these silly little things at the bottom of my witty wordsmithery? | 2018-03-09 13:23:59 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | There are more examples I could give, such as the color of the walls of the sisters’ lab being a slightly different hue from the norm in season 4 episode 19 (a reference to the presence of approximately 2.9 millimoles of ammonium diuranate in the ink of a Chinese manuscript dated 1256 BCE), but that would detract from the intended purpose of this writing. Johnny Test is a work of art, a perfect concoction of knowledge from a multitude of academic fields that combine to make a program that is the only form of media I have ever encountered that has been even somewhat laborious for me to fathom, and I’m talking about someone who altered the biochemistry and chirality of their body in order to make it more efficient than the prodigality that is the human body. | 2018-03-09 13:23:49 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Except, that is, for Johnny Test. Even for an individual with such altitudinous IQ such as myself, it’s difficult to understand every single subtle joke and reference. That’s not to say I don’t understand any of the plenitude of allusions, in fact, I am able to comprehend virtually every single one. For example, one minutia most of you would fail to notice is when Susan’s chin moves two extra pixels further than in any of the previous episodes when she talks during the seventeenth second of the fifth minute of season 3 episode 10. Hardly any of you would conceive of the fact that this is a reference to the exact number, down to 84 significant figures, of the percent change in total nitrogen in the Earth’s atmosphere due to the eructation of a small cynodont 257 million years ago. | 2018-03-09 13:23:38 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | I am quite capable of simulating, to the meagerest tactile sensation, every position in the Kama Sutra (as well as a few I myself have devised for maximum oxytocin and endorphin release) simultaneously in a few seconds, and the only reason it takes even that long is because I am prolonging the simulation in order to enjoy the experience: I could do it in hundredths of a millisecond if I so wish. However, for someone with such acute acumen as I, life is far too easy. When pure ennui drives you to calculate the movements of the 27 subatomic particles you’ve discovered and how they interact with one another in the 2,038th dimension using a base 3.2407 quadrillion number system, you realize that the universe and its infinite copies and offshoots offer nothing more to you. | 2018-03-09 13:23:28 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | I already know that none of you simpletons with your senescent synapses will be able to match up to my vast vernacular and verbiage, my mental dexterity with declension, and my phrenic puissance with my phraseology and pronunciation. In a matter of seconds (or possibly longer, if I’ve overestimated your already positively benthic IQs when running my simulations), you’ll fly into cantankerous conniptions after my consummate trouncing and repudiation of every single one of the “facts” that you hold so dear as proof of your purported intellect. And in response to those who claim, overcome with envy and spite, that as intelligent as I am, I will never sleep with anyone: I don’t need to. | 2018-03-09 13:23:15 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | My reply to all of you digital detractors is that if you so desire to demonstrate that you are brainier than I, then arrange for an intellectual debate between you and me on a topic of your choosing, any time or place. My schedule is very pliable as I’ve already won over 4 dozen nobel prizes, so I’m perfectly willing to put a temporary halt to my research, if you could even call it that (I speculate without demur that none of your debate skills will be enough of a problem for me to the point where I will be forced to snap out out of my subconscious simulations to employ the use of those neurons). Besides, I don’t want to be a glory hog and leave none of the secrets of the universe left for unlocking. You know, let the dogs have their day and all of that. | 2018-03-09 13:22:56 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | At this point, I can imagine several of you already typing frantically in a fervent effort to keep your egos afloat in the face of such psychological grandeur. That’s right, the collective intelligence of all of you, if we’re using luminosity as an analogy, is akin to a diminutive candle in comparison to the massive quasar that represents my mind. Confronted with this, most of you will attempt to deride me with paltry, nonsensical invective and vitriolic vituperations to protect what minuscule amount of self-esteem you possess. These predictions are not the result of mere intuition, of course. In actuality, I have run several simulations using my brain alone on the possible consequences of my publication of this digital manuscription. | 2018-03-09 13:22:35 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Not only that, but I have transformed all of the atoms in my being into a quantum computer to serve as an extension to my enormous encephalon, which handles the menial tasks and other trivialities associated with existence (such as respiration, ingestion, digestion, socializing, et cetera). Capable of perorating proficiently in every method of communication in the world, I have developed my own language that employs a manifold of grammar rules, and I created it all while thrashing a coalition of humanity’s smartest supercomputers in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe (for those who say that Tic-Tac-Toe is “easy,” think about the all the times you’ve played Tic-Tac-Toe: a majority were ties, no? Think about that, and also about the fact that a single, solitary supercomputer, much less over a dozen, is smarter than millions of you combined). And no, you cannot see me type this language because it is purely telepathic. | 2018-03-09 13:22:15 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Despite this, most of you sniveling sub-10000s (someone with an IQ under 10000: for the record, my IQ is several orders of magnitude higher than this; my reason for my usage of this term is simply because I am partial to the number 10000) will dismiss Johnny Test as another subpar piece of rubbish from Teletoon, but you all fail to realize how much genius goes into producing that show. I have watched Johnny Test since I was a juvenile, and already I bear an IQ so toweringly high no known test can measure it (that is to say, no known test for humans can measure it: when using the scale with which computer processing power is evaluated, I clock in at over 8.3 trecentillion yottaflops). I have memorized every facet of human knowledge and only used 32.8% of my potential intelligence (my remaining neurons I allocate towards personal use, research, and wealthy companies for use as server farms and bitcoin mines). | 2018-03-09 13:21:59 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | All over the internet, I notice you churlish cretins lauding the supposedly intellectual television program known as Rick and Morty to make yourselves appear more intelligent by extension, as you are ardent watchers of the aforementioned show. However, you piddling planarians only succeed in illustrating how vapid you really are, as Rick and Morty has the intellectual depth of a petri dish. Truly, the most noetic show is neither Rick and Morty, the Big Bang Theory, Jimmy Neutron, nor any other deluge of drivel you deludable dimwits bombard your brains with. Rather, it is Johnny Test, a pinnacle of animation, sound design, acting, and plot. | 2018-03-09 13:21:42 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | 1 cummy:sweat_drops:, 2 cummy:sweat_drops::sweat_drops:, 3 cummy:sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:, 4:sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: I'm :cupid:daddy's:cupid: :crown:princess :crown:but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! :heart_decoration: He makes me feel squishy:heartpulse:!He makes me feel good:purple_heart:! :cupid::cupid::cupid:He makes me feel everything a little should!~ :cupid::cupid::cupid: :crown::sweat_drops::cupid:Wa-What!:cupid::sweat_drops::crown: | 2018-03-06 12:49:22 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Just me and my :two_hearts:daddy:two_hearts:, hanging out I got pretty hungry:eggplant: so I started to pout :disappointed: He asked if I was down :arrow_down:for something yummy :heart_eyes::eggplant: and I asked what and he said he'd give me his :sweat_drops:cummies!:sweat_drops: Yeah! Yeah!:two_hearts::sweat_drops: I drink them!:sweat_drops: I slurp them!:sweat_drops: I swallow them whole:sweat_drops: :heart_eyes: It makes :cupid:daddy:cupid: :blush:happy:blush: so it's my only goal... :two_hearts::sweat_drops::tired_face:Harder daddy! Harder daddy! :tired_face::sweat_drops::two_hearts: | 2018-03-06 12:49:19 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | /AefRRR | 2018-02-24 21:42:28 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | goo.gl | 2018-02-24 21:42:25 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | First of all "Rick and Morty" relies heavily on improvisional comedy, while the intellectual humor of "Young Sheldon" is scripted and well thought out before being presented to an audience. Second of all "Rick and Morty" is extremely unfaithful to its source material (Back to the Future, for you simpletons) while "Young Sheldon" is just as good if not better than watching "The Big Bang Theory". I could go on and on about how "Rick and Morty" is vastly inferior to "Young Sheldon" but I highly doubt that you have the mental capability to process such logic. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pour a glass of brandy whilst I redigest the latest episode of "Young Sheldon" so I can make an entry about it to the "Young Sheldon" wikia. Hopefully, I can forget about ever having the displeasure of interacting with you.*Sighs... How tedious. | 2018-02-24 17:14:35 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | "Rick and Morty"? Only a plebeian worm such as yourself would engage in viewing broadcasts of such a sad and idiotic show. Unlike you low IQ apes, I please my optical sensors with only the finest of entertainment. I'll bet that you're inquiring as to what source of entertainment I am referring to. Although I don't expect you to comprehend it, the television show in question is "Young Sheldon". You see, the humor is vastly superior to that of "Rick and Morty". | 2018-02-24 17:14:29 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Username: Sn1p3mareReal Name: Doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ matterAge: I was born in August 1997, do the mathCountry: Usually in the UK but could be in CyprusLanguages spoken: English and Greek but will always stream in English | 2018-02-20 15:09:56 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | https://gyazo.com/ae48e9ff0a7a14f0924c28747b66fe92 | 2018-02-19 23:27:35 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | I was rping with my best friend in a garry mod server and we were pretending to be boyfriend girlfried (even though we are both guys but we are not gay we are just rping) and one time we pretended to have sex and it was all fun and we were laughing until he put his hand on my leg in the real world (LAN PARTY!!! XD) and we started kissing but it was just rp | 2018-01-31 17:42:37 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | As a 24 year old single female I think it's very hard to find a guy who's actually interested in free software. I've had guys jokingly ask to "Netflix and Chill" but when I tell him that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked Google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch YouTube. I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added custom roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public PGP key so that we can verify our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a guy concerned about software freedom? I feel like I'm going to be single forever. | 2018-01-29 21:30:29 |
| Damianluck925 | +rep Ak GoD | 2018-01-29 20:16:11 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | +rep blew my grandfather after his wife passed away (god bless her soul). a very caring man | 2017-09-28 22:38:40 |
| THE Guido Slapnuts | Mate just got fired, 7 years medical training down the drainAbsolutely devastated. A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet. | 2017-09-02 20:15:03 |
| Oddball | damn, she was riding 🍆 🍆🍆 🍆🍆 🍆 and started farting 💩💩💩💩, i was like what the ♥♥♥♥ is you fartin 😕 😕 😕 , she said naw ♥♥♥♥♥ why you lying 😂 😂😂 then i saw drops comin out her ass 💩💩💩 😷 , damn she farted on my ♥♥♥♥🍆 🍆, damn then she ♥♥♥♥ it 😷 💩💩😷 , damn thats a combo,😫 killin ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ call me rambo 💯💯💯 , ♥♥♥♥♥ nasty why she ♥♥♥♥ up on my ♥♥♥♥💩💩💩 😡, ♥♥♥♥♥ nasty with a nasty clit 🐱 , damn now i got a nasty ♥♥♥♥😩 🍆 💩 | 2017-05-04 04:26:22 |
| omae wa mou shindeiru | LETS MAKE SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAVIOLI ♥♥♥♥♥Ingredients- To Make the Dough375 grams (3 cups) plain flour1/2 teaspoon salt2 eggs1/4 cup (50 ml / 3½ tablespoons) olive oil1/2 cup (120 ml / 8 tablespoons) waterExtra flour for dusting - To Make Cheese Filling15 ounces (425 grams) container Ricotta cheese5 ounces (142 g/about 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons) "3 Cheese Italian Blend" (Parmesan, Romano & Asiago)Note: grate these cheeses yourself and create your own custom blend.1/2 cup cheddar cheese2 eggs, lightly beaten1/2 teaspoon salt1/2 teaspoon pepper | 2017-04-23 21:24:06 |
| NiccB | I have never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Cinnamon from the Apple Jacks commercial.That perfect, thin body. Those bountiful, flowing rasta locks. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lips of a literal God. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, go to an orphanage, and raise a set of perfect children with him.I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to fill his sweet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with my Fapplejacks liquid. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Kellogs create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?!Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥. | 2017-04-20 00:32:46 |
| Something | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!........___________________, ,....../ `---____________----__] = = = = = D...../==o;;;;;;;;______.:/.....), ---.((_) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHERsend this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE | 2015-11-10 21:07:10 |
| Water | YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARSSO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII | 2014-12-23 16:34:02 |
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