| Xentropede | I'm in your walls. | 2022-03-13 10:56:12 |
| JZELITE | Jarhead: "You knew him for like 5 minutes."Kevin: "Maybe he laid mad pipe." ~2022 | 2022-03-12 23:02:49 |
| JZELITE | "Me and the boys intel edging", ~Kevin, 2021 | 2021-10-15 18:15:16 |
| JZELITE | "If you compare meth to the meth... you will find that its meth." ~Kevin, 2021 | 2021-04-05 21:22:31 |
| JZELITE | "What ya doin' step-crafter?" ~Kevin, 2020 | 2020-10-21 22:09:47 |
| JZELITE | JZ: "I have fancied myself a proponent of armed neutrality"Kevin: "Why not armed salamandrality" -Kevin, 2020 | 2020-10-13 20:59:17 |
| xpl | "People who hang out together are more likely to be friends" ~ Kevin, 2020 | 2020-04-30 02:52:06 |
| JZELITE | "I feel like that could be a horror book, The Toilet from Pat Lane" ~Kevin, 2020 | 2020-02-29 19:37:52 |
| JZELITE | "If you survive your execution for more than 15 minutes, you are legally allowed to leave" ~Kevin, 2019 | 2019-10-31 21:33:15 |
| Yugo | "You ever just zoom in to see a baseball game and someone's just dead" ~ Kevin 2019 | 2019-10-20 23:40:10 |
| JZELITE | "Let me know when you see Ooga Booga University giving out Bunga degrees" ~Kevin, 2019 | 2019-10-04 21:24:28 |
| Yugo | "Who cares if you don't know how to do calculus if you can beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of everyone who can" ~ Kevin 2019 | 2019-05-07 20:13:56 |
| Yugo | "Facts don't care about your fingers feelings" ~ Kevin 2019 | 2019-02-14 23:12:34 |
| Yugo | "Bryce's bellybutton is a BMW" ~ Kevin 2019 | 2019-02-14 21:14:26 |
| Yugo | "Sweet home Alabama it's hotter than my cousin out here' ~ Kevin 2019 | 2019-01-15 20:34:46 |
| JZELITE | "Looks like a French mutiny in your pants." ~Kevin, 2019 | 2019-01-14 22:13:14 |
| xpl | "Burden of proof lies on the homosexual" ~ Kevin 2018 | 2018-08-21 18:25:27 |
| Yugo | "Praise God" ~ Kevin 2018 | 2018-08-05 21:12:26 |
| JZELITE | "As a spy, the Ambassador is the strongest country in the game." ~Kevin, 2018 | 2018-07-22 16:32:52 |
| JZELITE | "Are black people just anthros" ~Kevin, 2018 | 2018-06-12 22:10:07 |
| JZELITE | "My wife is pregnant no her sulphur is mine" ~Kevin, 2018 | 2018-06-03 16:16:51 |
| xpl | "I pony responsibly" ~ Kevin 2018 | 2018-05-11 23:31:22 |
| xpl | "If you type those magic 4 letters, you avoid typing the word sex, AND you have a penis" ~ Kevin 2018 | 2018-05-04 22:55:35 |
| JZELITE | "If they win, you are sleeping on the couch tonight" ~Kevin, 2018 | 2018-03-31 13:49:20 |
| JZELITE | "Tentacle ♥♥♥♥ is classical, don't take that out of context." ~Kevin, 2018 | 2018-03-24 21:26:15 |
| JZELITE | "He is a cutie!" ~ Kevin on Yung Mao, 2018 | 2018-03-10 23:30:54 |
| xpl | "You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for a portion of abortion" ~Kevin 2018 | 2018-02-25 17:00:22 |
| JZELITE | "You better hold on to your ass, you might not have it after this." ~Kevin, 2018 | 2018-02-09 21:36:26 |
| JZELITE | Anak: "Black people mating season.' JZ:"Yeah, we call that the Jiggaboo rut!" ~2018 | 2018-02-03 23:23:17 |
| JZELITE | @Spaghetti Arm is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epsilon ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Liberian national populist and probably also a syndicalist too. Curtis and Roosevelt not Kaiser and Reed. All hail the savior, Charles Curtis and the hottest man alive, Quentin Roosevelt ~Kevin, 2017 | 2017-11-15 13:01:36 |
| JZELITE | "If your wife is nothing, you get cuckolded by masturbation" ~Kevin, 2017 | 2017-11-14 18:53:53 |
| JZELITE | "Liberia is a return center for defective ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" ~Kevin, 2017 | 2017-09-30 02:32:55 |
| JZELITE | "You don't read my mind, but you influence me" ~Kevi, 2017 | 2017-09-22 23:05:41 |
| JZELITE | "It's either you get cars and tanks, or you get Jesus cavalry" ~Kevin, 2017 | 2017-07-27 01:02:45 |
| xpl | "The Electoral College is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Am I talking about Kaiserreich or real life?" ~Kevin 2017 | 2017-07-22 02:27:34 |
| Yugo | "Winston Churchill is my wife." ~ FEESH 2017 | 2017-06-04 01:07:22 |
| JZELITE | "I have to be a good member of the Hitler Youth Program and say ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 50 years a day." ~ Kevin, 2017 | 2017-04-19 20:20:11 |
| JZELITE | "There is always a bigger tard" ~ Kevin, 2017 | 2017-03-29 20:50:28 |
| JZELITE | "You either die a slav or live long enough to see yourself become a German" ~ Kevin, 2017 | 2017-03-17 20:57:45 |
| JZELITE | "Operation remove kebab is ago!" ~ Kevin the Remover A.D. 2017 | 2017-03-04 22:56:40 |
| JZELITE | "The Philippine Islands were an inside job by the Spanish to kill Magellan so that he could not be the first person to circumcise the world" ~ Kevin, 2016 | 2016-12-05 18:59:58 |
| JZELITE | "Its cool and unusual punishment" ~Kevin 2016 | 2016-11-12 02:38:07 |
| xpl | "I'm gonna do that in another tab. I'ma hit the tab." ~Kevin 2016 | 2016-10-30 01:21:05 |
| xpl | "Colors were invented by Batman in the 1960s" ~Kevin 2016 | 2016-10-25 21:22:04 |
| JZELITE | "Thats why Africans have so much aids, its because they are so damn poor" ~ Kevin 2016 | 2016-10-13 22:19:34 |
| xpl | "Europe has been a beacon for human rights for a long time, except that they slowly changed their definition of 'human' ~ Kevin 2016 | 2016-10-13 22:03:14 |
| JZELITE | "Denmark: Half-three five score four halfs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" ~ Kevin 2016 | 2016-09-27 22:47:07 |
| xpl | "'The Cherokee people?' That's an oxymoron." ~ Kevin 2016 | 2016-05-20 18:52:49 |
| Yugo | "Quiche is just stupid pizza." ~ Kevin 2016 | 2016-05-04 18:23:50 |
| xpl | "He made like Yugoslavia and split." ~ Kevin 2016 | 2016-04-28 17:17:22 |
| JZELITE | "Nothing I say is offensive in the slightest" ~ Kevin, 2016 | 2016-04-21 19:49:19 |
| xpl | "Thomas Edison patented Muhammad, that's why you can put pictures of him." ~ Kevin 2016 | 2016-04-18 21:22:08 |
| xpl | "We're not the Iberian butt buddies, so yeah." ~ Kevin 2016 | 2016-04-13 21:50:35 |
| JZELITE | "On my honor as a horseman-dude" - Kevin, 2016 | 2016-04-11 20:49:21 |
| xpl | "They're Indians, the only things they know are not eating cows and nukes" ~ Kevin 2016 | 2016-03-28 01:53:37 |
| JZELITE | "Eastern Europe is basically Africa with more white people" -Kevin 2016 | 2016-02-08 19:01:11 |
| JZELITE | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f3VuIY4alg | 2015-09-17 20:49:11 |
| JZELITE | http://robot001.deviantart.com/art/COM-Obese-Miia-510286816 | 2015-08-18 00:02:24 |
| JZELITE | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm2E24jSAfI | 2014-10-21 19:11:58 |
| Mr. pootis | >Every Night i Pray to pootis.>I had All the Dispenser's He Made and The Ones i Tried to make>My Dad Calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.>I Smile , He's Jealous of my Devotion for Pootis.>I Call him A Tryhard.>He Slaps me and Sends me to Bed.>My Face Hurts>I Feel a Warmth move Twoards Me.>It was Pootis!>I Was so happy.>He Said in my Ear Softly, This is my Dispenser.>Pootis Put me on my Hands and Knees.>I'm Ready.>I Spread my Asscheeks For Pootis.>He Shoves his Meat in Me.>i Feel my Butt Tearing.>I Push Against his Force.>He lets out a Mighty Poot As he FIlls my Butt WIth his Love.>He Got Up.>My Dad Walked in.>Pootis Looked him Straight in the Eye.>This is my Dispenser.>Pootis THen Left THrough the WIndow.>I Was Pleased.>Pootis is Love....>Pootis....Is Life. | 2014-07-31 18:54:20 |
| Ricky Dicky Doo Daw Grimes | YUSOH YUSSSSSSSS | 2014-01-16 19:20:15 |
