| Ms. Chem | i cant believe you. so rude | 2023-07-03 01:15:11 |
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| Killascuzz | I have to fight an entire wave of cops, i saw abour a dozen of them and i started blasting bishops from my gun! The cops were shooting bullets at me, but i jumped like a horsey, dodging all of their wayward queen attacks! Three minutes later, at least 20 of them were taken down and they still didn't get me. However i ran out of bishops. Now i have to run away from the frickin police and my only way out is to jump from the roof and run. My feet hurts from the high jump, but i have to continue running away, else it would be a stalemate! It was very intense, i run to some places that i never went to before (it's only 50 feet away, just that i'm always playing chess and doesnt touch grass). Next thing i remember is that i got stuck in the middle of the forest, where i'm currently at and playing chess with myself (i always keep a spare chess board between my moobs). So reddit, what should i do in this position? | 2023-04-28 01:07:14 |
| Killascuzz | Meanwhile police sirens were heard arround the church, looks like someone doesn't know how to respond to the vienna gambit! I want to attack the priest, but he got away becuse i was distracted by a cop saying "This is the police. Put your hands up now or we will shoot!" I runned upstairs to the roof and get some time to think what i should do in this position. I stripped completely naked and hold the brick in my hands, when tge cop went upstairs, i bricked his pipi with my brick and he collapsed! I grabbed his gun and shoot him to make sure he's fully ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. But then i heard some more cops downstairs running to get me! I'm out of bullets already so i have to think fast, i pulled 50 bishops from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (i'm into sounding) and used those bishops as bullets for my gun. | 2023-04-28 01:06:56 |
| Killascuzz | After being chased around the room for two minutes, i quickly dropped my pant down to just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piss in the rook's eyes! As he was being blinded by my pee, he tripped and then bumped into the wall very hard. A crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his fat ass head, a pool of blood soon formed around him! Everyone in the church was screaming and running out the door lik the cowards they are! I continued jumpin like the horsey in chess towards the priest to deliver a checkmate to him! The priest then held a cross in front of his face and start talking something about 'demons' and possession. ♥♥♥♥ that, i got a large brick out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (i always keep it there whenever i play chess to brick the opponent's pipi during an en passantr) | 2023-04-28 01:06:27 |
| Killascuzz | And there was still complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ silence. I actually had to make sure i wasn't wearing my morse code vibrating stockfish anal beads that i always wear while playing chess! I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!! And the priest said "Young man, please be quiet" but he was lietrally the one who made the chess refrence in the first place. Bro wtf is your problem? I gotta capture that ♥♥♥♥♥ since he's such a cringe ass normie that doesn't even know how to play chess. I quickly charged towards him to chekmate the priest, jumping two floor tiles foward and one tile sideway, perfectly replicating the horsey's move. As I was making my way up, he developed his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rook (security guard) and it is chasing after me! Damn, now i have to think fast to avoid a stalemate! | 2023-04-28 01:06:11 |
| Killascuzz | "IS THAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHESS REFERENCE??!!!"I screamed that louder than I ever have in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. My words echoed throughout the room for 5 seconds before fading into complete silence. Everyone was staring at me as i was dieing of laughter from the mega funny chess reference! All of them all had this look on their faces as if their queen got captured by a bishop from a distance that they didn't notice, blundering a checkmate in 4. In response i said "Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do an en passant?" | 2023-04-28 01:05:52 |
| Killascuzz | Yo guys, last sunday my parents made me go to church. I got really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad since they won't let me bring chess church and play. And the priest was up front, he talking something about salvation or holiness or whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that is. Same boring ♥♥♥♥ bro, i only care about chess. But then he said BISHOP!! Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell, he actually mentioned the chess piece that moves diagonaliy. I got really caught off guard by this, my eyes were in dysbelief, i cannot beleive the priest knows abt chess. | 2023-04-27 23:01:21 |
| Studd | Yogi but no honey | 2022-06-03 00:33:46 |
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