historian | Cummies cummies everywhere, in my tummy in my hairCummies cummies give me seed, cummies will you grow in me | 2019-12-11 07:02:23 |
LH | Guys I have a confession to make. Whenever I go in the shower, I usually masturbate when cleaning my penis- as all of as probably do- and when I ejaculate I place my sperm into the soap dispenser so I can economise. Nothing unusual about this, right? No one ever noticed anything, because the soap was white, but recently my mom observed that the last time we bought soap was 6 months ago. She talked about this with my family and she came to the conclusion that either we don't wash our hands or there is some paranormal ♥♥♥♥ going on. I tried being very careful last time I inserted my semen into the soap dispenser. However, my brother caught me on the act and ratted me out on mom. Now, I am grounded for 3 months and can't shower unattended >:(((. WHAT IS THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I even tried explaining to my parents that I did this for our good but they wouldn't listen, dude! Anyway, I want your opinion on this guys and thanks for hearing me out. Jonathan xoxo | 2018-01-30 08:29:23 |
Calvin ツ | Ants. I can't explain it honestly, but ever since I was little I've had this fascination with them. Ants really get my motor running. The thought of thousands of them crawling all over my body and my ♥♥♥♥, just biting the ♥♥♥♥ out of me gives me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head rush. Sometimes I like to imagine a world where I can walk outside and just ♥♥♥♥ an anthill and all the little ants start to freak out and attack my invading member, but it's already too late, I'm on all fours just going at it. | 2017-12-28 16:29:33 |
historian | Just me and my 💕 daddy 💕 , hanging out I got pretty hungry 🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇ for something yummy 😍 🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦 cummies! 💦 Yeah! Yeah! 💕 💦 I drink them! 💦 I slurp them! 💦 I swallow them whole 💦 😍 It makes 💘 daddy 💘 😊 happy 😊 so it's my only goal... 💕 💦 😫 Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫 💦 💕 1 cummy 💦 , 2 cummy 💦 💦 , 3 cummy 💦 💦 💦 , 4 💦 💦 💦 💦 I'm 💘 daddy's 💘 👑 princess 👑 but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! | 2017-07-11 11:52:44 |
Calvin ツ | Ugh ♥♥♥♥ you, you piece of ♥♥♥♥. Toying me like i'm your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spiderman action figure. Well guess what buddy, I am not made of plastic unlike you. You see, the thing that you complained about me is so ironic that It makes me want to shove iron up your ass because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm not having a great day right now but boy there you are, nagging that "I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up!" And I should have known from the start, I mean I didn't that will happen. What am I? A predictor? A magical magician who sees the future and avoid like how Mirai ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Nikki do? Hell no man. | 2017-05-31 09:58:20 |
Juri | OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life. | 2017-03-09 12:57:17 |
Calvin ツ | ^^; | 2017-01-13 15:52:29 |
Calvin ツ | Dodd was a very brave bartender, who put the village before everything, This Included his life unfortunately. After being mauled by a zombie, it scarred the life of one plucky birdie. This birdie, known as Aves, bid vengeance on Dodd, and killed the man, who caused his death. We knew Dodd for all of around 24 minutes, but it was the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 24 minutes of our lives. | 2016-10-28 07:09:44 |
Calvin ツ | gifted me a game.I hate him+rep | 2016-06-28 11:37:58 |
historian | Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? | 2016-01-08 19:36:52 |
TheZuluMushroom | Prove it \/ | 2015-11-09 17:05:45 |
historian | SASHA BANKS IS THE LEGIT BO$$ OF THE WOMENS DIVISION AND YOU CAN BANK ON IT | 2015-11-08 13:53:39 |
TheZuluMushroom | Deletes me cause salt then adds me cause salt. /10 | 2015-10-13 14:01:55 |
Juri | >Said i wanted to meet older men>Says hes 12 inches>Wtf, why are you a midget? | 2015-05-17 09:14:19 |
historian | Feels bad man. | 2015-05-16 09:03:04 |
lyndonguitar | +rep awesome trader ! | 2014-03-27 12:39:52 |
ciechan85 | +rep great and trustworthy trader | 2014-03-15 18:42:04 |