Grakus | Looking for an epic game night. | 2024-05-30 13:27:44 |
Felhador | Let's go on a winning streak. | 2024-05-28 09:21:09 |
Mizil | lets play <3 | 2024-03-30 10:00:21 |
76561199435875617 | прими го трейд | 2023-04-26 11:26:08 |
- Skill - | Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her foreheadWell the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?You'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the mold | 2016-11-24 06:56:23 |
Subahot | When I was about four years old, I watched the episode where the babies put a lizard in their diapers to smuggle "Baby Reptar" to go see Reptar on Ice. I thought the expressions they made, particularly Chucky, when the lizard wriggled around in their diaper funny. Sometimes I would act out a scenes from episodes I was familiar with as it happened on the TV and one day I put a little plastic dinosaur in the front of my underwear and spazzed out with Chucky, imitating his grunts. The feeling of the iguanadon on my prepubescent penis caused me to become erect for the first time I was consciously aware of. It kind of startled me and made me feel weird about this episode for the next couple years. That said, Reptar on Ice is a great episode. | 2016-04-17 11:14:52 |
Subahot | I met this user once before when I was playing MM and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort with him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last i heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the time. | 2016-04-17 11:13:59 |
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