Mr Pibb

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Creation: 2013-03-17 13:18:56 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-07-04 11:09:47

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Mr Pibb2024-07-04 11:09:47
Shinbi Body Pillow Order #8912642024-06-24 23:13:50
Shinbi's dual use mic :32024-06-22 12:12:08
Ozempic and a bullet to the head2024-06-13 08:43:31
Shinbi's 9th Dog2024-05-09 08:44:17
Rosa Pump2024-04-15 18:54:45
will suck toes for rimworld dlc2024-04-12 00:37:45
wice on my wists2024-04-10 14:39:27
guess who's back from JAILLLLLL2024-04-06 11:41:22
my :3, my :3, my :32024-03-31 21:24:00
Bob throw ME2024-02-12 19:24:01
RosamundPikeFan122023-12-20 22:52:02
Alpha Sunflower2023-12-12 13:10:03
Hot Mom2023-11-07 12:15:04
Poggers Police2023-11-06 12:08:05
Nao's small cute reliable tablet2023-10-31 17:00:06
buff crit2023-10-30 18:54:07

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RotaryOnce, many years ago, I was a young pre-teen boy at my best friend's house. It was an old house, which had central air ducts in the floor instead of the ceiling. It was a lovely, strange house, with some rooms seeming too small for use and others having no conceivable use at all. It had a root cellar. It had a conical iron staircase. It had terribly small bathrooms. I had to poo, like REAL bad.2021-10-04 02:09:05
RotaryI used their guest toilet, and dropped what was without any doubt the largest single turd up till that point in my life, and which would remain so for nearly another decade. It was so big that it stood several inches out of the water, supported only by it's own structure jammed into the S bend, it was so damned long. My diet at the time consisted mostly of corn dogs and peanut butter sandwiches, as is the way of many pre-teen boys, and as well as being long the turd was dense and would prove surprisingly impervious to toilet water.2021-10-04 02:08:58
RotaryAt first I was, quite naturally, absurdly proud. I made this. For the first time in my life, but not the last, I legitimately considered going to go get somebody to look at it, just to share in the wonder. Instead, I flushed, and thus came to experience for the very first time in my life, but again not the last, that specific horror which rises with the toilet water. Panic set in, and I began to hop from foot to foot in anticipation of the water spilling over the rim, but thankfully this particular toilet's maker had love for us all and had designed the bowl to hold slightly more than a full tank full of water, and the fill stopped just shy of the rim.2021-10-04 02:08:51
RotaryI then did the natural and courteous thing, and I grabbed the plunger and went to work hiding the shame of my prideful poo. This is where the chekhov's gun issue of the diet comes into play, though, and instead of being able to break up and force the turd through, it compacted into the S-bend like a foul cement. The plunger developed a thicker and thicker coating. I was not so much clearing a plugged toilet as I was playing the part of a fecal warlock, a mud mage if you will, brewing a cauldron full of ♥♥♥♥ soup. Small particles began to break free and steep into the water, which turned more and more opaque.2021-10-04 02:08:07
RotaryThe panic had taken hold of me now, and it would walk me carefully onto the stage to enact the final part of this tragedy, this disaster of freudian proportions. Being a shy boy in somebody else's home, going through the early stages of body insecurity that comes with the onset of pubescence, and having tried all of the methods life had taught me for coping with this situation, my brain reset itself and told me - well, if at first you dont succeed... try, try again.2021-10-04 02:08:01
RotarySo I did. I entered a feedback loop and started at stage one, and flushed the toilet. Immediately, before the handle of the flush even fully engaged, I knew I had made the mistake of my young life, but it was already too late. I felt through the handle the internal mechanisms lift against the pressure of the water, heard the rush of gravity assisted water, and looked down at the already full brown bowl just in time to register a moment of stillness. Perhaps the toilet was designed in such a manner so that such events could not happen? I was young and inexperienced and so much of how the world worked was a mystery to me, that in that moment I felt hope. Hope born of the trust that the adults who run the world knew what they were doing, and in was safe in their hands. They had thought of this, obviously, because how could they not have known this problem could occur and then taken steps to ensure it couldn't happen.2021-10-04 02:07:54
RotaryThen the water began to rise. In the moment that the dark brown liquid crested the rim, as it began to flow down towards the floor of the small half bath, my childish innocence, and trust for the system my forebears had built, was lost. Life was chaos, and any idea that there may be a plan for us, celestial or human or otherwise, was a lie. Time slowed with the combined existential traumas, and the memory of the ♥♥♥♥ water hitting the floor and beginning to spread still remains one of my most vivid and crystalline memories, decades later.2021-10-04 02:07:47
RotaryI didnt scream, or yell, or run. I stood there, transfixed as my own mess turned into a much, much larger problem. As it spread across the small floor, under the door leading to the hall, and instantly dyed the carpet showing underneath. The water level, having hit resistance, then began to rise. I felt it seeping into my shoes and socks. I could sense the smell of it rising from the level of offensive but acceptable BM to that of an open sewer. And then, for the first time, I noticed the vent. Checkov's other gun then fired, and I settled my vision on the floor AC vent... just in time to witness the water sweep over the minor levy of its sides and create, for a few brief and darkly beautiful moments, the feature forever remembered by me but never spoken aloud, as Wonka's Chocolate Waterfall.2021-10-04 02:07:40
RotaryI then finally made a noise, not remembered as a sound but as a spasm of my lungs and vocal cords. I made the noise with my spinal column, with the sudden tension in my quads and shoulders which raised me on my toes and outstretched my arms, all outside of the means of concision volition. I wailed like a mother hyena watching a lion begin to charge her pups. It wasnt a human sound. I wasnt a human being. I was an entity of filth and shame and worry and fear and longing for a quick and sudden death. That is my final, lasting memory of the event. The sound and the dread.The aftermath of it all is lost to me. I know that my friend arrived first, and I had just a moment to register his disgust before his parents arrived. It all got cleaned up, though whole the carpet stain came out and there was no lasting water damage, I was able to smell myself every time I came into their house. On warm days, it rode the cool air. On cold days, it assaulted the heated air.2021-10-04 02:07:34
NyxsyQuinnFWOG2021-08-05 19:16:27
NyxsyQuinnElodie more like toaster bath2021-08-01 20:00:00
RotaryENOUGH! *stomps paw* FOR THE LAST TIME *shows teeth* I AM NOT A FURRY, JUST BECAUSE I GO TO ''FURFEST", ''ANTHROCON", "FURRY FIESTA AND ''DENFUR" DOES NOT MAKE ME A FURRY. *claws come out* JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO DRESS UP IN A FURSUIT AND VISIT POPULAR FURRY SUBREDDITS SUCH AS r/FURRY, r/FURRY_IRL, AND r/YIFF, DO NOT MAKE ME A FURRY. EVEN IF I VISIT E621 AND AM I N THE TOP FURRY DISCORD SERVERS, THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME A FURRY. NOW STAND DOWN OR I WILL HAVE TO GO FERAL2021-07-17 17:10:55
Rotary10/10 best minecraft gf would order again2021-07-11 20:19:25
FysticcsWho would win, 37mph meg or police car?2021-06-18 00:09:48
NyxsyQuinnWHAT THE HECKY2021-02-28 17:57:00
NyxsyQuinnImagine playing Warframe.2020-11-23 17:41:07
just a big boy......................................oo.......................................°...........o0..................................oo..............° Give this furry pride paw............o................o0000..........00 to all of your furry friends!............00..........o000000........o0000.......................0000000........o00000.......000o........0000000.......o0000000.....000000o.....000000.......o0000000 If you get 10 back,...00000000o......0000.......0000000........o0......000000o......................0000............°.........00000..................................oo00o you're a great RPer ^^.......................oooooo.............o000000................o0000000000o........00000000.............o0000000000000......0000000...........0000000000000000.......0000............0000000000000000................000000000000000............................000000002020-11-21 22:29:40
NyxsyQuinnhey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx2020-10-24 21:35:23
NyxsyQuinnGET THAT BREADGET STEPH DEADTHEN LEAVE2020-09-21 23:12:03
NyxsyQuinnWAP WAP WAP2020-09-20 01:32:38
Sen♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・2020-08-13 23:49:39
NyxsyQuinnFurry: OwO what's this?Person: Uhhh...Furry: You have a big wulgy bulgy UwU2020-08-12 21:43:56
just a big boyYeah i’d like to order one medium pizza please but with gluten free crust, vegan cheese, and drenched in buffalo sauce. I mean soaking wet with the hottest sauce that you can find. Okay? And add extra jalapeño because when i go to the bathroom later i want it to feel like lava, pouring out of me. You understand? Basically what i’m saying is if i’m not in pain, or there isn’t any bleeding, i’m gonna get you fired! You hear me? Make! It! Hurt! I need it to hurt me, pizza man!2020-07-30 19:01:00
NyxsyQuinnGod is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews?? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us?? what watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves?? what festivaws of atonement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent?? is not the gweatness of this deed too gweat fow us?? mwust we ouwsewves not become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it? UwU2020-07-30 01:06:31
NyxsyQuinnWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.2020-07-29 03:45:31
cultcrabdebby ryan left2020-07-14 15:24:07

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