| o.0 | buddy just immigrated from zynnbabwe, needs to be deported back to ciggy island | 2023-12-14 07:56:00 |
| milhouse vanhouten (no sound) | "touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better. | 2022-04-23 12:44:04 |
| milhouse vanhouten (no sound) | After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy. | 2022-04-23 12:42:16 |
| Chugar | How do you guys convince your roommates not to move your freezer spoons when they need space for their normie ♥♥♥♥ in the freezer? You know, freezer spoons, the spoons you keep in your freezer so you can come in from a hot summer day and hold your balls in a nice chilly spoon and cool down. How do you keep your roommates from taking them out of the freezer? | 2017-06-25 21:24:50 |
| Chugar | If you think that you can come into my house in the middle of the night, sneak and creep up the stairs into my room where I sleep, pull the sheets off of my bed exposing me nude, and put Mexican Style Spicy Hot Sauce™ down my weenie hole, if you think you can do that, we're not gonna be good friends you and me. We're not gonna be very good friends becasue of the part where you put the hot sauce into my weenie hole. That's the part that I don't like. | 2017-06-25 21:23:41 |
| TheAncientMilk | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SYWtVRHx7o | 2017-06-15 15:55:56 |
| pillowclouds | crack open a cold one with the boys | 2017-05-27 15:07:47 |
| milhouse vanhouten (no sound) | Your views of CS:GO Team Cloud 9 have completely enlightened me; and my logical thinking of who is the best CS:GO Team. I can know clearly see that CS:GO Team Cloud 9 is by far the BEST CS:GO Team to ever exist in CS:GO history. I would even go so far as to say that they are the best COD (Call of Duty) team in history, that's how God-like they are. The amount of wins they have against those EU cheaters is incomprehensible. It is near impossible to go into detail as to why they are so good at CS:GO. I would just like to leave this comment to show any new people viewing this Messiah's profile that there IS HOPE. CS:GO Team Cloud 9 will dominate in the Year 2016, those grimy cheaters from EU are going to be banned by Valve so therefore CS:GO Team Cloud 9 will be the best in history. Goodbye and wish those Sexy players luck, although they don't need it because they are the epicentre of winning on CS:GO | 2016-03-14 17:52:55 |
| TSNOOPS | +rep Such trading, much good. | 2015-11-08 10:52:55 |
| Sugedal | +rep nice trader | 2015-03-28 08:57:53 |
| Da'LaCo | +rep nice trader | 2015-02-08 06:37:57 |
