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SteamID64: 76561198103508046
SteamID32: [U:1:143242318]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:71621159
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/maximumbutthurt/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198103508046
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Status: Offline
Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: UNK
Creation: 2013-08-18 18:26:48 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-11-25 01:06:27
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
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| Guywitdastuff | 2019-09-06 21:24:00 |
| Mayor McCheese | 2019-01-29 23:19:01 |
| Barry McKockinner | 2018-09-14 16:01:02 |
| Doctor Dicks | 2018-09-06 02:36:03 |
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| Scooter4849 | 2018-01-14 18:18:05 |
| EXTRA THICC | 2017-12-21 17:23:06 |
| Spooky Scary Death Machine | 2017-11-09 00:17:07 |
| Nauhw Hwait Justa Got Dang Minut | 2017-10-17 00:13:08 |
| Nauhwhwaitjustagotdangminut | 2017-10-17 00:10:09 |
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| Yes | 2023-11-25 01:06:27 |
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| Public | 2023-11-25 01:06:27 [Estimated] |
| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
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| MrTwix | OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life | 2018-09-09 16:29:32 |
| bunnii | OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life | 2018-09-07 03:27:57 |
| MrTwix | +rep jesus christ this guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing | 2018-01-17 02:22:06 |
| Admiral Asscrack | OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life | 2017-12-18 23:09:29 |
| TREVOR WITH BALLS | So, you think all auto glass companies are the same well, they're not. When your windsheild needs to be replaced. Nobody makes it as worry free as safelite. First safelite emails a photo of the technician. So you know who to expect, and how soon. Safelites one of a kind true seal technology, places the new glass in perfect position. For a strong reliable bond, you can trust! Schedule now to get the safelite advantage. Safelite repair safelite replace! | 2017-10-29 20:00:25 |
| TREVOR WITH BALLS | are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? why do you come to my profile and send all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass comments? Implying that i don't wear ANYTHING at all?? who are you trying to prove yourself worthy to? To me? If so then you're doing a terrible job at it.I take a shower everyday, I never wear the undies twice in a row, nor clothing.If you really think you're so tough , get your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass on a plane and come down - you know where i'm at. And talk ♥♥♥♥ to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face, alright? | 2017-10-17 13:28:07 |
| TREVOR WITH BALLS | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4sF3sypBb4 | 2017-10-17 13:25:31 |
| Admiral Asscrack | I go through my day pretty normal, like I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy. I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kinda guy, heh, I'm a pretty groovy guy. But then I get a little SUGAR in me and I start to go cuckoo. Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was 2 of, 2 of them Fiber One Brownies, only 90 calories each! But they do the job, do y'know what I'm sayin? They get me going, they get me riled up! A little cuckoo, a little wacky. Start getting me a little kooky, a little, y'know loopy! oo-oo. Hey somebody t- somebody put this kid in a padded cell, get him a straight jacket he's going a little... Wackyyyy. A little kooky. He's off the walls, bananas, loco. You want me to stop, isn't that wonderful? Well let me just do whatever you say because it's your little fairytale. | 2017-10-05 20:42:35 |
| Admiral Asscrack | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just wanna bone you, I really wanted to get in your pants)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a gay thing honestly im like really against women and like ill be the one in south africa supporting aparteid laws. We should really play bad rats sometime its a really cool puzzle game with a lot of jihad, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) (not) sorry that was flirting I swear Im just trying to suck you off I really like your ass sorry was that too far? Not sorry i'm a serial rapist I'm also a hermit haha add me on tinder we should bone you look really homoerotic and please ♥♥♥♥ me xxxvideos | 2017-10-05 20:40:03 |
| Admiral Asscrack | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2017-10-05 20:39:26 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Jamiroquai is that good. I have searched and there is nothing but desert in the genre besides them. Nobody makes ♥♥♥♥ this good. I can't stand when anything has a weak member. If the drums are boring I turn it off. If the bass is boring I turn it off. If the vocals are boring I turn it off. If the guitar is boring I turn it off. If the timbre is bad I turn it off. If the guy doesn't play or sing better than I am capable I turn it off. I want perfection and they are the only band that has ever delivered everything for me. | 2017-09-25 22:28:46 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Shake It On was next level with the wall of sound at the first hook. Seriously, everyone else should kill themselves. Nothing has this much instrument separation and syncopation combined with great timbre. Nothing. And at the BPMs they regularly play at? It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unholy. It's cold blooded. It's a mutation. | 2017-09-25 22:28:33 |
| Admiral Asscrack | You probably can't even get into it because you can't count along with all the tracks before you get into jazz for a while. Funk is jazz goes pop, it's sick. The fullness of the sound of their new album is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. All analogue synths. It's the least compressed sounding yet. Here's what makes it so impressive. It's dance music. That means the tightness of rhythm has to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ locked. The bass players over the years have been bass players bass players. I cannot express just how much better they are than everything you listen to. The level of rhythm coming from the drummer and shredding bass on the bottom end combined with the mids of the analogue synths and a legitimate melody master riding on top is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. | 2017-09-25 22:28:29 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Wow, incredible. Never before has roasting transcended past this level of originality. Did you know that the Dead Sea is the saltiest place on this planet? Amazing right? Though, I can say for certain that it doesn't hold a candle to the level of salt you put into this magnum opus of a comment. Hell, If I were to lick my screen right now, I'd probably be drained of all water in my body as of this moment. That said, you're probably going to need a drink given all the heartfelt tears poured into each character typed. And the tears you shed when the rest of this fanbase cooks you alive.In conclusion, ♥♥♥♥ you and have a nice day. | 2017-09-25 21:56:25 |
| Admiral Asscrack | -rep tried to suck my ♥♥♥♥ for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crimson zomba. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay bro. | 2017-05-05 04:26:46 |
| TREVOR WITH BALLS | +rep highballer | 2017-04-25 15:30:44 |
| PEW PEW | +rep good trader | 2017-04-21 00:39:01 |
| Admiral Asscrack | You are the ultimate slave because you don't even realize youre in chains. Only total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers do what you do. You don't seem to recognize the importance of being dumb. What a fool you are. You're the biggest fool I've ever met. It all adds up the great hub of the hive mind. Can you hear it? its getting louder every day. | 2016-09-23 16:10:11 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Hey look man im popular because i fit in and don't rock the boat. I don't cause problems. People that cause problems well, nobody wants to talk to them. They shouldn't even be allowed on facebook. If you don't fit in youre not welcome on facebook, that's what i say. Facebook is about fitting in, its about being a complete conformist. Its ok you can still believe you're not a conformist but you are. That's why you're meaner. Don't you want to be a internet superstar? If you don't no one will want to read your statuses. They won't like what you do, They won't like it. What do you do when you get up in the morning? I mean you get up and you don't tell everyone about it? There's nothing wrong with being a conformist. Its the new punk! | 2016-09-23 16:07:22 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Who gives a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥? No one gives a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ about your life. I know you're a big supporter of the NSA and the CIA and all the mega corporations that send drones across the ocean that rape and kill familes. Yeah that's what you're into with your ignorance. You talk about stupid ♥♥♥♥ all day but then advocate for rape you rapist. You're just a rapist and a murderer when you talk about ♥♥♥♥ that no one gives a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ about. | 2016-09-23 16:01:21 |
| Admiral Asscrack | I honestly think you need to spend more time on facebook talking about your thoughts in public for everyone to analyze, including the NSA. You haven't even filled out all of your favorite bands. On my facebook status the other day, i talked about the pancakes i was making and everyone thought it was so funny. They all looked at it hehehehehehehehe. | 2016-09-23 15:56:42 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Are you so stupid that you believe what you say about yourself? All of your friends think you're funny but they're just retarded. It's like they don't even think their own thoughts. Haven't you ever noticed that? Haven't you noticed that everything that everyone has ever says is from some movie or something? A TV show maybe? We're all just imitating TV shows and movies. | 2016-09-23 15:53:49 |
| Admiral Asscrack | ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all of you peopleYou're all a cancerYou all make me pukeI'll kill all of youBy gun, by knife, by my own handsi don't careYou're all gonna die here, by meGoodnightI'll chain the doors and i'll dump gasoline and burn you all I'll be outside filming and masturbating and laughingI hope you all scream and burn and dieThen i'll mutilate your corpsesDefy you........Defy you..........Ok ok wow that was great, ♥♥♥♥ you. | 2016-09-23 15:45:22 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Your poem sucks my ass, i hope someone kills you tonight. Hey i know those are harsh words but im really digging it right now, hold on let me get my pen. ♥♥♥♥ you, i'll stab this pen in your eye and wiggle it. I'll wiggle it all around your soft dead brain until you need diapers. Woah, man these are heavy concepts. I think i might get on the mic and riff awhile too. But really ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ im about to take over. ♥♥♥♥ you here i go. | 2016-09-23 15:40:49 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Hey, thanks for coming to hear my truth. This is a new one im going to riff on. I call it "Untitled Yesterday". Here i am again, and againSitting here, pretty boredGot my cigarette going, some pretty good coffeeDecent price too, maybe I'll get two?Gotta write, gotta write somethingWhat'll it be? Be.....Be......Oh hey i know that guy!Hey man how ya been?Oh I've been ok just been out and aboutWanna have a bit of a visit?Oh yeah? Yeah? No way! Cool.......Right........Right......Really? Uh huh. Uh huh. Oh Yeah? Yup. Yup. Ok man you take care now. Coffee's gone coldOh yeah right, gotta write somethingFight the shadows of silenceThank you | 2016-09-23 14:47:08 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Hey, thanks for coming tonight, im going to be reading my new poem tonight. I know you love poetry. I like to think of each word like it's a magic carpet and when they're all put together its like a fleet of carpets you know? Like, a fleet of carpets, getting ready to fight the shadows of silence. Wow that's good let me write that down i'll use that later. Hey, enjoy the show im about to go up on stage. | 2016-09-23 14:37:56 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Did you see my new facebook status? It was pretty funny huh? Yeah i was talking about what i had for breakfast this morning and everybody read it. That's just how important i am. I also saw your facebook this morning and you didn't update your status today. I've noticed that you haven't been participating in public conversations on facebook and you've turned off your comments too? Why? What's wrong? | 2016-09-23 14:32:33 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Hey man i need your help. My taco dog got assraped by some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who looks just like you. I couldn't help but notice the semen stains in your beard so i thought i'd ask you if wanted to come with me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ buddy down into the river valley for a little sacrificial ritual to help save the planet from conformist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you. You're the most pathetic thing i've ever seen. Someone should pull your brain out of your head and stomp on it until its just a bloody puddle. Yeah ♥♥♥♥ you, you dog raping nazi ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2016-09-23 14:23:46 |
| Admiral Asscrack | What you need to do is park a truck full of fertilizer out front. Then you do the real deal with the barometric bombs you planted inside the building, and then its merry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christmas. Yeah yeah i get it though, you don't want to blow your load all at once. You like to do some social fingering up close and personal first. Not just sit back like some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chicken ♥♥♥♥ and push chicken ♥♥♥♥ buttons like some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chick with a ♥♥♥♥. All i can say is have it your way im just trying to help. Yeah yeah i know its because im a pleaser. Yeah well whatever rapes your hate i guess. | 2016-09-23 14:18:06 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Hey man my dog is tiny. He lost his legs during the Israeli Masturbation Crisis. He need some ♥♥♥♥♥ man. All this and more awaits you if you get in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ van. Come on i'll show what im talking about. | 2016-09-23 14:11:45 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Ehhhh ♥♥♥♥ you ass raper. If i see you and your friends again i'll step on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heads for ya. | 2016-09-23 14:08:41 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Yeah? Maybe your friend got sick of you assraping him all the time so he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off under the wheels of a bus. Now he's a flat, dead, fly covered peice of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all because he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates you. | 2016-09-23 14:07:44 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Excuse me sir, would you help me find my dog? He's so tiny and he's all alone. His name is Mister Noodles and he likes Doritos. He once crawled into the bag and got stuck. He was screaming, that dog was actually screaming. | 2016-09-23 14:05:27 |
| Admiral Asscrack | hey man i was watching you and i just have to say that i think you're a liar that worships the obsidian castle on Saturn. You and your Saturnist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cult can ♥♥♥♥ off. You probably wish i had brought hemp up to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet when my mind broke, but don't try to the change the subject, you dont know ♥♥♥♥ about hemp. I know you have a giant finger in your head. I can see the finger in your eyes. Man, do you know how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up you are? You should see you. Don't tell me to lay off the tabs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ you. | 2016-09-23 14:00:22 |
| Admiral Asscrack | hey man i was watching you and like, i think your mentality sucks dude. You're like, part of the problem man. You're like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer. You're probably thinking "What? Who are you? You don't know me, you dont know anything about me." Yeah i do man, i know you all too well. I know you're a conformist peice of ♥♥♥♥ who thinks in terms of pyramids within pyramids. Upside down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ triangles, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shadow pyramid loving ♥♥♥♥ buckets. I know you think im crazy but you're the one that's crazy and your plans are gonna fail. So go tell that to all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grandchildren of big daddy rockefeller. You're just a foreskin in the underground database. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pawn, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ conformist rapist murderer. Why don't you go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy some gasoline or some groceries and ♥♥♥♥ off. | 2016-09-23 13:15:14 |
| TREVOR WITH BALLS | A wave of my finger and a flick of my ♥♥♥♥, one zap from me will kill you quick, so get on your knees to suck and blow, but not right now i've got to goooooo. | 2016-08-29 01:08:44 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Mr. Review Sir, I am deeply concerned that your consumption of root beer during a food review has the potential to taint your taste buds and therefore invalidating the impartiality of your perspectives. Have you considered this factor in your interpretations of the flavors of your meal? Your viewers deserve to know that you are bringing the best reviews to the table but this startling revelation has the people deeply concerned. Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.Loyal Viewer,Neil Pirelli | 2016-08-26 19:27:29 |
| Admiral Asscrack | I like anime so please cut off my penis and nail it too a cross and shove that cross up my ass so I can religiously ♥♥♥♥ myself while I stick my hand in a pickle jar while I recite the Muslim national anthem because I really want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill myself I have nothing else to live for except my abusive grandmother a broken washing machine and a sock full of frozen tater tots | 2016-08-25 23:16:34 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Bro, I'm cringing so hard. That was so cringe HAHAHAHAHA. See you on /r/cringe buddy. You should be embarassed for yourself. Leafy is going to make a video on this and OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD THE CRINGE!!! | 2016-08-25 20:08:55 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah. | 2016-08-25 20:08:37 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Im 12 years of age and i already have been doing cannabis. I spend my pocket money every weekend on weed. I get £10 a week and whilst my brother is saving up, i was out spending my money on weed. I have bbm and everyday i get dealers bbm'ing me saying do you want weed, because they all know im a 'crack head'. My friends say i should not do it again, because im getting a cough, and its starting to show to my family that i may be doing illigal substances. Lately i have been coming ill, getting flinchy, constant headaches, horrible cough, and very wobbly when i walk. I want to go to the docters but im worried that they might do a drug, alcohol, or smoking test on me. So my plan is to compleatly stop for a while and see if my illness fades, otherwise i will have to come clean. | 2016-08-25 20:08:24 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Neuromuscular dentistry in Cleveland, Ohio, is provided by Gino DiGiannantonio, D.D.S. to alleviate head and neck pain. Are you experiencing head and neck pain? Do you suffer from temporomandibular joint disorder (TMJ)? If so, Gino DiGiannantonio, D.D.S. can help alleviate your aches and discomfort through neuromuscular dentistry in Cleveland, Ohio. At Dentistry Inc., Dr. DiGiannantonio uses the latest in computer technology to help him evaluate and diagnose conditions of the joints and muscles. Once he has fully assessed your condition, a treatment plan will be formulated to fit your individual needs. Short-term or long-term therapy may be necessary to minimize pain, along with other various reconditioning techniques. Please visit the Web site of Dr. DiGiannantonio to learn more about what can be done to help minimize your discomfort. | 2016-08-22 21:35:01 |
| Admiral Asscrack | but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently | 2016-08-20 22:37:03 |
| Admiral Asscrack | 1 like = 1 big mac and fry for 3.99. 1 ignore = you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on that fridge you horny lil ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-08-17 19:36:38 |
| TREVOR WITH BALLS | Hello my friend, this is the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™.We have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon! | 2016-08-15 22:16:32 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Hello my friend, this is the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™.We have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon! | 2016-08-15 01:16:38 |
| Admiral Asscrack | If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my ♥♥♥♥ out 😏 💯 😎 🍆 | 2016-08-14 01:18:08 |
| Admiral Asscrack | as a concerned mother of 3 children i have to condem this man for his use of the word "negro". me and my children are offended greatly and will not stand for you going around on my internet saying stuff like "negro". you should be ashamed of yourself | 2016-08-04 20:57:49 |
| Admiral Asscrack | IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN"T BE AT YO FUNURAL CAUSE I'D BE SUCKING THE ♥♥♥♥ OF THE GUY WHO SHOT YOU | 2016-07-17 16:11:15 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Ah yes, are you ever gonna finish that CROUSAWWWWNT | 2016-07-17 16:10:52 |
| Admiral Asscrack | So I got a call from one of the reporters yesterday, and they said, 'The president of Mexico said they will not under any circumstances pay for the wall.' They said to me, 'What is your comment?' I said the wall just got ten feet higher. | 2016-07-17 16:10:26 |
| Admiral Asscrack | do you really think i need this sort of irony from the likes of you? ive been doing this sort of thing before you were even born. ive done so much ironic banter and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that ive basically lived an entire existence on the internet alone. but then here you come, as unexperienced and uneducated as you are, telling me whether my memes are dank or not? who do you think you are? here, let me clue you in on some things, because you clearly don't know who youre talking to. you think that some guy posts a stale meme online and then later gets shot because of it, and you thinks that that kind of person is me? no no no sonny, im the one that pulls the trigger on that kind of person, not the other way around. you think im the one that gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on? IM THE ONE WHO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I AM THE IRONIC MEME GOD. now take this as a lesson, because next time you swagger on in here with such arrogant fervour, i might not be so nice next time. beat it kid, before i change my mind. | 2016-04-01 18:59:44 |
| Admiral Asscrack | 💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😍! 1⃣cummy💦 2⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💦💦💦 4⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy ♥♥♥♥💦 so much he can't ♥♥♥ any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁squishy☁ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦 | 2016-03-29 02:20:06 |
| Admiral Asscrack | so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ predictable like jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ i think you need a new hobby bud like maybe some new scenery yeah? yeah i mean i dunno man you need to stop being so reclusive like really dude go out and get some fresh air i mean you live in this great country of ours you really need to go out and see it. look man i know your boyfriend hurt you really bad but that doesnt mean you have lock yourself away for the rest of your life forever i mean i know your mom is worried sick about you and you really need to call her back i know we're all really worried about you and your health please just go outside for once it doesnt even have to be anything big just like go to a fastfood place or some or get some snacks or something just please go outside and interact for once please. we really dont want to lose you bud cmon were all on your side. alright well i hope you get better please call me back as soon you got outside for once. -love grandma | 2016-03-11 18:04:03 |
| Admiral Asscrack | The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. | 2016-03-04 22:33:41 |
| Admiral Asscrack | I LOVE MY MOMMY MOM IS COOLBUT NOW ITS TIMEFOR SHOOTING UP THE SCHOOL | 2016-03-04 20:16:09 |
| Admiral Asscrack | there you go on another one of your tangiental rants again jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i cannot stand to hear another one of these half baked liberal echo chamber borderline communist rants from you once again. i mean for ♥♥♥♥ sake dude just because youre a dumbass who went and got a english major degree and youre so far in debt you'll never recover doesnt mean you have to go and try and make college free. like litterally youre really whats wrong with this current generation. youre so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ entitled its really just borderline suicide enducing. go get a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job and stop complaining about how hard your stupid bubble protected life is. youre just one of these dumb trustfund babies and im litterally sick of dealing with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. im cutting you off. go smoke some more weed with your down syndrome hippies friends near campus and go protest for more affirmative action, because youre so dumb you support those kind of things. good riddance. good bye. | 2016-02-29 18:12:39 |
| Admiral Asscrack | get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ on jesus christ youre litterally a human toilet right now how does it feel ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ im really dude you should have some pride in yourself but no you just like to get ♥♥♥♥ on all the time its really really degrading i wish you could see how everyone sees you right now. you look like ♥♥♥♥ both litterally and metaphorically i mean cmon dude just get with the program dude have some class maybe once in awhile. just stop getting ♥♥♥♥ on for once i mean cmon dude. well i mean that's all i got to say im just trying to give you friendly advice for once im just tired of all the ♥♥♥♥. | 2016-02-29 18:05:16 |
| Admiral Asscrack | dude just ♥♥♥♥ off omfg jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ so inconsiderate omfg why on earth would you do that like i really cant even comprehend why someone like you would even think of doing such a thing. i mean really i thought better of you than that, but i guess i was wrong. you're just lucky its me whom you do these such things to pal, if i was a more seedier charachter youd probably be dead by now. But lets just let bygones be bygones and move on with our lives ok bud? | 2016-02-22 19:58:19 |
| Admiral Asscrack | ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆Post this on the walls of the 12 strongest black women you know...If you get back 5 you're a proud woman of colour. ..☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ | 2016-02-13 20:38:07 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Rubio's face is sweaty. turtle's weak, Christie's heavyThere's guac on his sweater already, Jeb's spaghettiCruz's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop ObamacareBut he keeps on forgetting, his hometownThe whole crowd goes so loudCarson opens his mouth, but the timer just ran outTrump's laughing, wow, everybody's fired nowThe votes run out, time's up, over, BLAOWSnap back to realityOh there goes nomineeOh there goes subsidy♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HILLARY | 2016-02-13 20:37:37 |
| Admiral Asscrack | ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥 | 2016-02-13 20:37:05 |
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| Admiral Asscrack | Anime? Could you be any more of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless nerd? Seriously. I know people like that who go to my high school, they wish their whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives were anime. Probably because their parents got divorced and TOTALLY DON'T CARE when they come home and announce that they're gay or something. | 2016-02-13 20:36:02 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Anime is a bad medium, period. It has nothing to offer that isn't done better by film, television, and literature. New innovations in camerawork and directing, new ways to write plots, new methods of acting, it's breaking new ground even today. It's why cinema and modern TV are two of the greatest mediums there are.Anime does none of this. It is a dead medium, and its existence proves that animation overall has limited potential to create real art. I've watched tons of anime back when I was younger but like an adult I grew out of it. Anime used to have a message, a purpose as an artistic industry, made by people who truly wanted to express themselves as artists.Nowadays? All you get is cute little girls in series with no plot, no point, and no meaning. I haven't bothered to watch anything in a decade because of how bad it is these days.My point is, don't bother watching anime. It's not worth your time. Go watch one of the hundreds of thousands of classic films out there instead. | 2016-02-13 20:35:21 |
| Admiral Asscrack | YOU ARE NOT A CUTE ANIME GIRL YOU ARE A GROWN MAN A MAN, NOT A GIRL YOU DO NOT HAVE A VAGINA YOU DO NOT HAVE A FUTA ♥♥♥♥, BUT A REGULAR ♥♥♥♥ YOU DO NOT STUTTER IN REAL LIFE AND EVEN IF YOU DID YOU DO NOT STUTTER WORDS YOU TYPE LEWD SHOULD NOT BE IN YOUR VOCABULARY BUT IT IS YOU AREN'T GAY, NO, YOU AREN'T SO WHY ARE YOU IN INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS WITH EACHOTHER WHY DO YOU EVEN TRY ANYTHING LIKE THAT? REAL WOMEN EXIST AND THEY'RE ALL AROUND YOU HOW DISAPPOINTED WOULD YOUR PARENTS BE IF THEY SAW WHAT YOU DO? HOW DISAPPOINTED WOULD YOU BE IF YOU SAW YOUR CHILD DOING THIS STOP HURTING YOURSELF AND OTHERS, GET A REAL GIRLFRIEND, STOP CYBER SEXING OTHER MEN ONLINE AND GET LAID OR SOMETHING STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE AUTISM, YOU DON'T. ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-02-13 20:34:08 |
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| Admiral Asscrack | suck my dong and give me good head | 2016-02-12 18:27:23 |
| Admiral Asscrack | before i die | 2016-02-12 18:27:17 |
| Admiral Asscrack | ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ | 2016-01-24 00:15:29 |
| Admiral Asscrack | ᴰᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵇᵉ ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ, ᵇᵉ ᵃ ˢᵐᵃʳᵗʸ﹕ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᶰᵈ ʲᵒᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴺᵃᶻᶦ ᴾᵃʳᵗʸ | 2016-01-24 00:13:59 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Alex. when u break up with someone you should probably tell them why, or else you end up the bad guy. I know u havent had a gf yet but in time u will meet a nice gurl and when u do, you cant abuse her like u have done to me.u have been abused, i know how much your gay lover hurt u. he broke ur heart. But you cant go around doing it to other gurls after u were scared | 2016-01-24 00:12:52 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Um Sweety, let's keep this 💯👏🏿 .Who the ♥♥♥♥ do you think you are running around with my face on👺,wearing my clothes👕👔👗,eating the same food as me🍿🍩🌭🌮!? I'll have you know I'm the original 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👄👌🏻💯and no one can be me. If you wanna be my twin 👯daddy 👨🏿you need to let me know cause baby👶🏻 I don't like hoes 💅🏿💅🏿👅doing things without my permission. Now.. bend over and lick this ♥♥♥♥♥ 👅👄💯💯Daddy💰💰💋👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 | 2016-01-24 00:10:52 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Play💏With His Balls🍒Not⛔His Feelings🌈😪✋Make His ♥♥♥♥ Cry😻💦Not🚫⛔His Eyes👀💧😭👎Break⛔The Bed😈🍆Not His Heart💔😔✌💯 | 2016-01-24 00:10:08 |
| Admiral Asscrack | My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway. | 2016-01-24 00:08:51 |
| Admiral Asscrack | wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity s4s and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as *** and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme :D | 2016-01-24 00:08:13 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Your tears 💦💦 slurrrrrpppp 💦 mMMMMᎷМ tHey tasTE like S0llt 👌👌 HoooOOOO 💦 I l❤ve it 💦 more pls sir slurrp💦slurrp💦 ☂ raYn it ♥♥♥♥♥ (rayn rayn) ☂ slurrp can't stop won't stop 👌👌👌💦 :)))))))))))) | 2016-01-24 00:07:08 |
| Admiral Asscrack | 💯💯♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOFD 😂😂😂 DUDE 👌i AM 👉LITERALLY👈 iN 😂TEARS😂 RIGHT NOW BRo 👆👇👉👈 hHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ✌️👌👍 TAHT WA SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ G FUNNY DUd 💧💧😅😂💦💧I cAN NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BELIEV how 💯FUNny 👌👍💯thta ♥♥♥♥ wa s 👀👍😆😂😂😅 I 👦 CAN NOT ❌ bRATHE 👃👄👃👄❌❌ / HELP ❗️I NEEd 👉👉 AN a m b u l a n c e🚑🚑 SSSooOOoo00000oOOOOOøøøØØØØØ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUNY ✔️☑️💯💯1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣😆😆😂😂😅 ♥♥♥♥ man ❕💯💯🔥☝️👌damn | 2016-01-24 00:06:52 |
| Admiral Asscrack | I wake with the sight of Thomas the Tank engine at the foot of my bed. I welcome him to my home and offer him some water. He declines and says “Come with me to Sodor.” I come with to Sodor where I meet Sir Toptam hat. He tells me that Sodor is where I should live for the rest of my life. I said yes and came to the junction to get a house. I wake up and realize that it was a dream, and wish I was back. My parents take me to therapy because I know I was there. I was told to forget Sodor and Thomas, but I can’t. I love Thomas and I want to live with him forever. | 2016-01-24 00:05:32 |
| Admiral Asscrack | ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥 | 2016-01-24 00:04:48 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Hey listen buddy, i know you're an advanced wiccan autist of the 4th degree. I just want you to know that im on to you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You think you can run around and post this kinda ♥♥♥♥ on people's wall without punishment? You thought wrong ♥♥♥♥ stain. Im going to shove my ♥♥♥♥ up your ass once i get a hold of you bucko. You'll be crying for daddy when im finished with you bitch♥♥♥♥. Just keep in mind that your time is over and you'll feel my wreckoning soon. That is all. | 2016-01-17 13:49:55 |
| Admiral Asscrack | 1 cummy 2 cummy 3 cummy 4! Your son is the main villain in Fallout 4! | 2016-01-17 13:44:43 |
| Admiral Asscrack | This guy smells like ♥♥♥♥. | 2016-01-17 13:40:57 |
| Admiral Asscrack | Ｈｅｌｌｏ ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ ｏｆ ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™ ｗｅ ｈａｖｅ ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ ｌｏｇｇｅｄ ｉｎ ｆｏｒ ２ ｗｅｅｋｓ， ｗｅ’ｒｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｉｆ ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｓ ｏｋａｙ ａｎｄ ｗｅ’ｖｅ ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ ｙｏｕ ａ ｌｉｓｔ ｏｆ ｖｉｄｅｏｓ ｆｒｏｍ ｙｏｕｒ ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ （Gay Porn）． Ｓｅｅ ｙｏｕ ｓｏｏｎ! | 2016-01-17 13:39:44 |
| Admiral Asscrack | If This Guy👦🙏 AINT Under My Tree🚷🌲On Christmas Morning🍆👌IM GON B PISSED🍷Santa🎅👋Dont Come If U AINT Bringin Him 😏💦💯 | 2016-01-17 13:37:58 |
| Admiral Asscrack | I'm going to tell you that you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ person and that this is not an acceptable thing to put on Steam even though I know that it's not going to mean anything to you. I genuinly can not believe that such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage human being like yourself can even make it this far on Steam, this is the fifth ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ giant antisemitic turd you've dropped on this game if you include your terrible "Happy Merchant Banner Pack". I'd ask what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you, but I already know that you're going to just call me either a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, an autist, a peice of Zionist scum, or some combination of the three. You're so predictable it's pathetic, and I honestly wonder if you legitimately feel this much hatred and disdain for people or if it's just that you hate yourself so much that you need the attention that garbage like this gets you just so you can feel validated as a human being. | 2016-01-17 13:37:07 |
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| Admiral Asscrack | [][] Post this on the page of a professional ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He can suck ♥♥♥♥ the best. But he is also a bad boy in bed. He sucks my ♥♥♥♥ for a quarter a pop. Please stop this man. Ahahaha who am i kidding i love getting my nut. Expect ♥♥♥. God Bless. | 2016-01-17 13:35:43 |
| Admiral Asscrack | ●▬๑۩۩๑▬● Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists who were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001 ●▬๑۩۩๑▬● | 2016-01-17 13:32:01 |
| Admiral Asscrack | the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy gaming site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye | 2016-01-17 13:26:05 |
| Admiral Asscrack | I sexually Identify as a spicy memer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling every web page in the known universe with my spicy memes. People say to me that posting memes is a disgusting habit and I'm a pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install pepe's on my face and 100 dongers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "spicy memer" and respect my right to fill your browser history with cancer. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy tumblr newb and need to refresh your browser. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-01-17 13:23:17 |
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| TREVOR WITH BALLS | My past is very dark, darker than glow golf. I will tell my story if you have kids, wait till they’re at the ripe age of 16 and tell them this story on Christmas Morning. It was a normal day on the corn farm and a couple friends and I were gossiping about how much of a skank Tiffany was, she was shucking Jonesy and Timmy at the same time, but neither knew that she was shucking other corn. But then Mr. Jones the corn farmer started to come into the field so we would pretend we were objects, like Toy Story if you’ve ever seen it. If you haven’t then you’re a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nobody. He came into our area and he looked around for a bit, he squinted his eyes as if he was suspicious | 2016-01-17 13:11:17 |
| Admiral Asscrack | omfg god dude really like why would you say that man like really dude like jesus christ thats offensive you need to cool it mister like what the ♥♥♥♥ man that was uncalled for bro like what the ♥♥♥♥ man you need to watch what you say sometimes man youre a loose cannon dont do things such as that bro keepin it real man chill dude like really man cmon dude keep a lid on that sort of stuff like really dog you need to chill bro no chill fam lmao but all joking aside you need to stop or ill have to stop you this is a dangerous path youre on i dont want you to get hurt bro like really dog you need some self preservation dude like ♥♥♥♥ why i gotta be your protector dude like you need to know these kinds of things man forreal doe. just keepin it real breh. | 2016-01-07 20:06:17 |
| Admiral Asscrack | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!..._...|..____________________, ,....../ `---___________----_____|]=...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHER | 2015-12-02 22:07:24 |
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