| Panda | S tier mercy enjoyer | 2022-05-26 10:37:46 |
| Vking | I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life | 2020-11-07 23:05:55 |
| Vking | 7 SIGNS YOU’RE GETTING BETTER AT GAMING:1.You wake up in the morning with Eminem music in your head2.You cover yourself in the blood of minorities3.Friends introduce you as “a hazard to everyone’s safety”4.Friends ask you to please obey the constraints of the restraining order5.You find famous rappers you think you can gun down in the streets6.You start cancelling things to go commit hate crimes7.People start asking if you have confederate flags for sale8.You listen to Eminem | 2020-11-07 23:03:30 |
| Vking | yarr....a pirate, and a girl? lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squacks "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", i thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, sound of a dock bell being rung as i sway from side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistel yarr!!! my parrot knocks me on the head lile a woodpecker yar!! what ye be doin, polly? my parrot grabs mw by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... i shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey | 2020-10-30 22:31:52 |
| Vking | A girl....AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd | 2020-10-28 18:38:29 |
| RongCrow | This person gave me :AcneADDADHDAIDsAllergiesAlzheimer'sAltitude sicknessALSAnxietyAss wormsAsthmaAutismBirth DefectsBipolar disorderBlood clotBone marrow diseaseBrain CancerBreast cancerBroken bonesCancerCarbon monoxide poisoningCardiac arrestChicken poxColon cancerCOPDCommon coldDiabetes (type 2)DiarrheaDown syndromeDyslexiaE. coliEar infectionEbolaEpilepsyFluGonorrheaGum diseaseH1N1Hay feverHeart attackHeart diseaseHeart failureHeartburnHemophiliaHepatitis CHerpesHiccupsHIVHigh Blood PressureHypothermiaJoint painKidney failureLead poisoningLiceLoa LoaLung cancerLyme diseaseMalariaMeaslesMigraineNauseaOCDOsteoporosisPharyngitisPolioProstate cancerPsoriasisPTSDRabiesSevered nerveSchizophreniaShinglesSickle cellSkin cancerSmallpoxSTDsStrokeTape wormsTerminal cancerTesticular cancerThroat cancerTuberculosisTumorsUlcersUrinary tract infectionWest Nile virusYellow fever | 2020-10-28 18:36:30 |
| RongCrow | You would not believe your eyesIf ten million firefliesLit up the world as I fell asleep'Cause they'd fill the open airAnd leave tear drops everywhereYou'd think me rudeBut I would just stand and stareI'd like to make myself believeThat planet Earth turns slowlyIt's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep'Cause everything is never as it seems'Cause I'd get a thousand hugsFrom ten thousand lightning bugsAs they tried to teach me how to danceA foxtrot above my headA sock hop beneath my bedThe disco ball is just hanging by a thread(Thread, thread...)I'd like to make myself believeThat planet Earth turns slowlyIt's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep'Cause everything is never as it seems(When I fall asleep) | 2017-08-30 19:40:52 |
