| Saulty | If I profane with my unworthiest handThis holy shrine, the gentle sin is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss. Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this;For saints have hands that pilgrims’ hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers’ kiss. Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too? Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer. O then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do.They pray: grant thou, lest faith turn to despair. Saints do not move, though grant for prayers’ sake. Then move not while my prayer’s effect I take.⌜He kisses her.⌝ Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged. Then have my lips the sin that they have took.Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged!Give me my sin again.⌜He kisses her.⌝ | 2023-08-14 18:09:58 |
| hoods | I'm an official CS:GO athlete, and I'm looking for a girlfriend.Being a hero is difficult: It takes courage, strength of character, and wit - that's exactly what I am: A hero. Ladies, you're in the awe-inspiring view of a man who has single handedly carried his esports team to victories. One man's actions can determine fate: Act as the enabler of a once thought impossible outcome - be the hero.I'm looking for a partner in this sea of unacceptable specimens, and that might, very well, just be you. If you're interested, you must fulfill these requirements before DMing with romantic intentions.Requirements to date me:120+ IQ.Maturity (specifically emotional maturity, although older women do tend to love me due to the sophistication I ooze).Willingness to fly to my country after 2 months of dating (we'll live together to determine if we're romantically compatible).I'm quite the catch, so, ladies, make your attempt in DMs before a lucky contender snatches me up first. | 2023-04-14 09:29:24 |
| hoods | What you tryna say? You northerners and Jews always tryna tell us humble farmin folk that racism was bad durin the civil war! Why what do ya mean confederates treated they slaves bad? The slaves got a nice shed, nice leftovers, and were only beaten if they deserved it! And the slaves consented to fightin for em in da war!And after our confederate ancestors done got killed by the cruel godless Yankees, they had no more workers for they farm! And I ain't racist or noth-eh but dey blacks can't have to much freedom, cause when dey get uppity, they go lil savage, der primal instincts will kick on in!And segregation wasn't THAT bad! Dey had just as much as us! And plus! We should keep our sacred DNA nice and clean! We don't want no mules now do we? | 2023-03-05 22:20:08 |
| Heck | -rep stupid hoe who licks feet | 2023-02-25 22:37:04 |
| hoods | What happens to foreplay dude?! It’s just straight to bonerville now? I fancied a nice dinner and some wine, followed by some snogging and heavy petting!? JESUS CHRIST ARE WE IN THAT MUCH OF A HURRY?!!!! Slow down man | 2023-02-14 23:41:57 |
| ♥HamsterFat♥ | No. YOU♥ | 2023-02-14 17:14:29 |
| hoods | Look kid, I ♥♥♥♥ more attractive women than you have ever even seen with your prepubescent, desperate virgin eyes. I once beat up an ex heavy weight boxer because he looked at me wrong. He begged me to stop. He begged me to just let him go, But I didn't stop. You sit there in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer, no job prospects past your nearest McDonald, and call me an incel? You can't even get the greese stains off of your ♥♥♥♥ between your fourth and fifth abdominal roll without the help of your mother, whom you have single handedly lead into an unimaginable misery by your mere pathetic existence. Take some of those bigs words and bring them outside into the real world. That way someone can beat you up before they send you crawling home to lick your wounds and make pissy internet videos ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about people that you cannot even begin to understand from behind the drool covered binoculars you call glasses. | 2023-01-29 00:41:38 |
| Skap444 | better use of your time ffing dont play with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2023-01-20 01:23:03 |
| hoods | I love this man. | 2016-11-20 01:45:47 |
| Wakenworm | +rep nice and fast trader | 2015-11-02 21:03:19 |
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