| Gordan Ryan | stick to cs for the love of christ rl is NOT for you | 2023-09-13 15:50:36 |
| -Ace | We get to my apartment, flustered and drunk. She tumbles into me, "Nice bump!" I say as we fall onto the couch. "Sorry!" she says. "No problem." She opens her purse and hands me a condom, "Great pass!" I say as I unwrap the protection. I slip it on diligently as she watches. "Wow!" she mutters as she sees the full girth of my erected penis. She touches it with one hand and exclaims "Holy cow!" She's never had an anaconda such as my own. I slip it in which forces her to scream "OMG!" Towards the end of the encounter I tell her I'm close, to which she replies "Take the shot!" I do, and she compliments me with "Nice Shot!" I feel accomplished, and a smirk appears on my face. | 2023-09-13 01:51:19 |
| -Ace | ANY WOMAN THAT SHOWS INTEREST IN YOU IS AN AGENT OF THE STATE, IMMEDIATELY CUT OFF ALL CONTACT WITH HER AND FLEE THE COUNTRY! | 2023-07-11 21:24:44 |
| Gordan Ryan | two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. its a big city... I cant be everywhere, but they dont know where I am. We have signal now, for when im needed. | 2023-06-20 02:31:54 |
| Gordan Ryan | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!•…_…|..____________________, ,•……/ ..—-___________——_____|] = = = = = D•…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.: /•…..), —-.(_(__) /•….// (..) ), ——”•…//___//•..//___//•.//___//•WE TRUE HOMIES•WE RIDE TOGETHER•WE DIE TOGETHER | 2022-06-01 21:19:17 |
| -Ace | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!•…_…|..____________________, ,•……/ ..—-___________——_____|] = = = = = D•…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.: /•…..), —-.(_(__) /•….// (..) ), ——”•…//___//•..//___//•.//___//•WE TRUE HOMIES•WE RIDE TOGETHER•WE DIE TOGETHER | 2022-06-01 19:39:05 |
| Gordan Ryan | -Rep After a good game in CS:GO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS:GO moments and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a CS:GO lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my rear. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. | 2021-11-20 15:48:14 |
| -Ace | Recommended35.2 hrs last two weeks / 2,746.7 hrs on record (2,233.2 hrs at review time)Posted: Oct 30, 2019 @ 7:42pmUpdated: Nov 27, 2019 @ 9:49pmgood ;) | 2020-06-17 03:04:05 |
| -Ace | good ;) | 2020-06-17 03:03:44 |
