| i eat ass | Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.) | 2024-05-18 11:07:52 |
| i eat ass | Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D. | 2024-04-28 06:31:16 |
| i eat ass | After a good Huniepop game, I added him because he seemed like a great guy. We talked for several months and became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great stick rinks and, most importantly, true friendship.I invited him to my room for a party. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started biting my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. I hit him and then knocked. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust him | 2023-05-03 12:05:20 |
| †Big Tiddy Gothgirl† | Dir ist langweilig ?Du willst Party?Schicke eine SMS mit dem Bestellwort"Feuer" an die 112 und innerhalbvon 5 Minuten stehen 20 Männer mit lustigenPartyhüten, Sirenen und Partywagen vordeinem Haus !Oder schreib eine SMS mit "ARSCHLOCH" an die110 und der blau-weiße Partybus kommtpersönlich vorbei | 2023-02-11 11:45:26 |
| i eat ass | -rep We where sat in a VC with 4 other people and I was quieting trying to bush a quick one out and he just wouldn't stop saying my name in his sweet smooth voice and made me bust all over my monitors and too make it even worse I screamed help and my mum walked in... | 2022-09-12 09:32:56 |
| i eat ass | This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, game sense, crosshair placement, economy management, awp flicks, trigger discipline, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills | 2022-08-07 08:00:30 |
| †Big Tiddy Gothgirl† | ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION.因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做!If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP)You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone.如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 | 2021-11-15 13:55:45 |
| †Big Tiddy Gothgirl† | Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don’t put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that’s just too much doggone pepper. I don’t wanna see this no more! | 2021-10-19 18:26:54 |
| †Big Tiddy Gothgirl† | hey kitten, why did u disconnect off the voicechat? we were getting intimate :). please reply to my dms. if ur busy, we can voicechat next time okay? <3 :) | 2021-10-07 13:17:45 |
| †Big Tiddy Gothgirl† | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool FPS game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx : 3 | 2021-06-15 16:09:56 |
| i eat ass | hey kitten, why did u disconnect off the voicechat? we were getting intimate :). please reply to my dms. if ur busy, we can voicechat next time okay? <3 :) | 2021-04-15 04:16:59 |
| i eat ass | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool FPS game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2020-12-31 10:38:29 |
| i eat ass | Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you’re a female gamer, ‘tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I’m Brian. 3. Don’t be intimidated, but I’m not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I’ll be the one in the kitchen. | 2020-11-01 06:01:33 |
| Kr4-Z | Realtalk | 2020-09-08 11:00:03 |
| Tatotorek | Kyuriam is fake | 2020-09-08 07:56:25 |
| Luhaze | >.> | 2018-07-06 08:04:37 |
| Tom | Kyuriam is ToTallyBoosted | 2017-03-21 13:04:56 |
| Bennotimus | Bennotimus approved. 5/7 | 2016-12-03 18:57:15 |
| //VLAD_ | +rep can't meme like i can | 2016-02-24 07:36:49 |
