Krizzy | Hi there tBear! I represent Canadian Down Syndrome Society, would you be willing to be the poster boy of our movement? | 2023-02-23 20:37:48 |
Krizzy | Extreme Destroy D1ck Decemberallow me to explain.Extreme Destroy D1ck December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutesBy December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:31! is 8.22x10^33.That / 24 is 3.43x10^32.That / 60 is 5.71x10^30.Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52x10^28.Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated | 2021-07-20 16:24:59 |
Krizzy | Hello there friend I don't know if you know me but I certainly know you. Did you know that me and your Mom used to do it back in the day? Crazy, right? Me and your Mom used to get in bed and take off our shirts and shoes until she could see my big 16 incher hawg and I could see her coin slot and her two big juicy twinsies. She'd always whisper the most erotic things in my ear and I always got to feel her thick moist tiddies.She asked me what I would do to her if she was drunk and I relied and said,b itch, if you were drunk,I would f ucking r4pe you! Then we started in our little game of tussle and whoever could suck on the other first got a free taste of the other ones milk.I loved her milk.It tasted like a sweet milky glaze mixed with a nice crisp breeze from Heaven.God those were such good times.Your Mom was always one Hell of a sucker.Boy those were the days. Eventually I got arrested for drunk driving and couldn't f uck your mother no more but DAMN will I never forget those days! | 2021-07-20 16:22:07 |
Krizzy | hey, tBear! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-) | 2021-07-20 16:18:38 |
Krizzy | YO MAMA | 2021-01-09 21:49:55 |
Krizzster | alabama hot pocketthe art of seperating the lips and taking a ♥♥♥♥ inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards) | 2019-10-28 20:01:21 |
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ClemClem | +rep good, fast, fair and nice trader | 2016-08-24 17:48:19 |
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