| The Riki Agenda | WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥ing and i pulle out my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out♥♥♥♥♥♥GIRLS DO NOT♥♥♥♥♥♥ this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish | 2019-12-02 15:05:57 |
| Shquidward | you think you can get away with harassing me through the internet?If i found you in real life, i would get an AR-15 Rifle and shoot your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brains out, your probably sarcastically saying that your scared you should be scared because right after that, i am going to cut your limbs off and feed it to the cannibals, and i am going to slice open your stomach and put a grenade in there till your whole body ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ explodes. i am going to burn the remains of your body and bury it in an excluded area so nobody finds out what happened to you. they'll think you just disappeared. you should be lucky i don't know who the hell you are in real life, cause if i did. i would find out what city you live in and where your house is. you think you can get away with harassing me through the internet? control your actions and what your gonna say before you do so smartass. use your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brain next time | 2018-08-20 21:04:08 |
| blink | ... | 2018-05-27 23:10:21 |
| Shquidward | This has become a problem.Throughout my life, I have experienced Tourette like urges to say words. “Yellow,” “Sauce,” and “Saddle” are some to name a few. But now, I can’t stop telling strangers to “Bird Up.”As a barista at Starbucks, I’ll often turn to my coworkers and openly say “Bird Up,” and face strict walls of confusion and apathy.Walking past residences in my dorm, I feel the need to make eye contact and utter the phrase, not even with the hope that they will talk to the bird like it’s their dad, but just to make soundI irradiate those two syllables into this universe with such little purpose. | 2017-12-22 22:06:50 |
| Boonstein | Hey you 🦃TURKEY🦃 lurkey sluts👅👅!! It's 🍂🍁HOEvember🍁🍂. You know what that means⁉️ 🕐🕑time🕒🕓 to 😮🍆gobble 👏🏻 gobble 🍆😮 on a big ole 😛♥♥♥♥😛. Back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, that lil 👻white ♥♥♥♥♥👻 Chris Columbus ⛵️ and his 👙👠slutty Pilgrims 🏊🏻♀️🏊🏻 had to 💦💦💦♥♥♥ 2️⃣ 🇺🇸 in search 🕵🏻of new 🌶🚀🕹 ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck. Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of yr sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💅 or you 🚫 won't 🚫get any 💦gravy💦 this year📆. Get 5️⃣ back and yr a mashed potato hoe ☹️☹️. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and yr a sexy stuffin' slut😽😽. Happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobblin Thursday! | 2016-11-24 22:28:37 |
| zambs | All you dirty 🗑♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better wash your 💩STANKY 💩♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐈or Mr. Clean 😩is gonna use his MagDICK✨🍆✨ Eraser to ♥♥♥ 💦Liquid💧 Muscle 💪🏻inside ➡️you 😮Make sure that ♥♥♥♥ SHINES✨✨ or else he's gonna shove😖 his HEAVY 🏋🏻DUTY😱 Roller🔄 Mop up 🆙⤴️your ass 🍑till it SQUEAKS📢🐭 Mr Clean 🚯ain't anti-BLACKterial ❌❌so all you colored ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👩🏾better watch👀 out too. Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ other dirty 💩sluts 💋or Mr Clean 😷WONT 🙅🏽use latex Bliss Gloves 🖐🏻when he shoves 😣his lavenDICK🌷🍆🌷 smelling 👃🏻♥♥♥♥🐓 into ➡️you😭 | 2016-11-11 19:33:33 |
| Shquidward | the branch of philosophy dealing with such notions as the beautiful, the ugly, the sublime, the comic, etc., as applicable to the fine arts, with a view to establishing the meaning and validity of critical judgments concerning works of art, and the principles underlying or justifying such judgments. | 2016-08-24 16:29:26 |
| Chrith | We found this new site called CSGO Lotto—so I'll link it down in the description if you guys want to check it out. We were betting on it today and I won a pot of like $69 or something like that, so it was a pretty small pot, but it was like the coolest feeling ever. I ended up following them on Twitter and stuff, and they hit me up and they're talking to me about potentially doing like a skin sponsorship. | 2016-08-20 00:39:59 |
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| Chrith | I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence. | 2016-08-19 21:01:07 |
| Boonstein | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2016-07-11 22:20:09 |
| Good Samaritan | ITS THE SUMMER 🌞 SOLSTICE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!😩😩😩 and you know 👌🏽 what that means 😉 its the longest 😩 day of the year and it's gonna be hot and sweaty all day long. 🌞😩 Today ❤️ is the beginning of sCUMmer!!! 😫 From 6️⃣ in the morning 💯 to 9️⃣ at night 💯 you can 🎉 expect the sun to 😉♥♥♥♥😍 your skin up 👊🏾 Put on your CUMblock 💦 and your SLUTTIEST 👒hat🎩 because the sun 🌞 rays will BLOW 🌪 you away 😗💨 Look out for STEAMING 💦😫 CUMMIES in the sun 🌞 DADDY'S 😩 day was yesterday, 👌🏿 today is for you 😩😩 Go out and tan ur fat ass 🍑🍑🍑 Send this to🖐🏾ten🖐🏾 of your HOTTEST 🙌 SKANKS 🙋🏿 If you get 0️⃣ back then ur a cold ❄️🌨❄️ ass SNOWMAN ⛄️ If u get 5️⃣ back then u a WARM 😫 spring day but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then u get 💦 ALL 💦 CUMMIES 💦 Enjoy ur summer HOTTIE ☺️🙏🏽 | 2016-07-11 13:43:23 |
| Dad | I love how you always touch my wood ;) kik? | 2016-05-15 20:45:35 |
| zambs | +rep Shakespear level poet | 2016-03-12 17:53:54 |
| Boonstein | Pretty dank m9 8/8 m8 gr8 b8 | 2015-07-09 09:50:00 |
| Chrith | U blO0dy w0t m9 | 2015-06-13 21:55:31 |
