| Vorch | You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a ruby in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA | 2023-12-09 19:29:22 |
| Vorch | Hi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breasticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day. | 2023-06-19 17:43:26 |
| Starfall | +rep, upgraded my brown starfish to a chocolate donut | 2023-01-19 23:54:34 |
| Starfall | 10/10 would smash | 2022-05-31 20:32:31 |
| Haddock | stoke lord here, this dude is totally radical and sick | 2022-05-23 21:54:07 |
| Ghost 妖怪 | In spite of his massive schlong and brain, he had the humility to take me in, now I'm his wife. +rep good solid lad | 2021-05-11 19:13:21 |
| John | Absolute waifu | 2021-04-04 22:11:07 |
| Ghost 妖怪 | Hey cutie reminder to drink all your glass of milk so that you can grow nice and strong | 2021-01-08 18:07:53 |
| Ghost 妖怪 | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx | 2019-03-09 15:18:18 |
| Ghost 妖怪 | Hehe, now my level is higher than yours >:D | 2018-01-22 21:08:08 |
| IM BUTTA BLOWWW | DO YOU KNOW DE WAYEH SPIT ON HIM BRUDDAS | 2018-01-06 18:45:57 |
| ShadooNUB | Yu know da wey | 2018-01-06 18:44:41 |
| Ghost 妖怪 | giv profile pic | 2017-11-22 15:48:41 |
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