4k | santas little present for me | 2023-12-25 23:14:25 |
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4k | 10. Paris Hilton - February 2, 20079. Charlie Sheen - June 19, 20088. Gwyneth Paltrow - June 1, 20127. Madonna - January 17, 20146. John Mayer - February 10, 20105. Lindsay Lohan - March 11, 20154. Justin Bieber - June 1, 20143. Martin Luther King Jr. - August 28, 19632. Pewdiepie - September 10, 20171. Obama - June 22, 2015 | 2022-09-04 17:14:16 |
4k | So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. | 2022-09-04 17:10:32 |
4k | Hello, my name is Ivan Pavlov, id like you to see this video, surely it should not evoke any feelings? https://youtu.be/sGQuDBPpjRI | 2022-05-17 03:51:06 |
4k | (punching and crashing noises)YOU HAD THE DAMN NERVE TO LEAVE THE BOX IN THE PANTRY YOU STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥(Angel noises)P-pringle man?!I've heardith someone ate the last Pringle | 2022-05-16 20:29:21 |
4k | Ok, so If I ever EVER get my girl pregnant I want the abortion to be Fortnite themed. Like instead of a knife they are gonna use a battle pickaxe to cut the child and then get it out and play the fortnite death sound. I right now am donating 100k dollars to Elon Musk to create a transport, which resembles the fortnite drone that takes you away when you die, in where the aborted fetus will be travelling in. If anyone wants to donate DM me so we can hit that 100k dollar goal. Pray for me people :pray::pray::pray:.and if my girl declines the abortion, i will prob hire a hitman that plays minecraft to torture him by killing her with a pickaxe from fortnite, like the ones from toysRus or something. And if he declines I will hire a sniper who will do a 360 degrees or I am gonna fortnite battle bus on the girl myself and crush her between my meety posture. | 2021-09-01 01:19:42 |
4k | Nice ♥♥♥♥Edit: forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say | 2021-09-01 01:18:36 |
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4k | 阿伦好性感哇好性感我爱你 | 2021-09-01 01:17:09 |
4k | Ā lún hǎo xìnggǎn wa hǎo xìnggǎn wǒ ài nǐ | 2021-09-01 01:17:03 |