| Karl Kuck | I want to โฅโฅโฅโฅ F-35 chan so โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I drive by the Lockmart headquarters I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of F-35 chan online. My dreams are nothing but constant โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ sex with F-35 chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of F-35 Chanโs tight internal weapons bay. I want her to have my mutant human/5th gen multirole fighter babies. โฅโฅโฅโฅ, the โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ 121st Fighter Squadron caught me with their F-16. I'd dressed it in radar absorbing material and went to โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ town. They've set up pictures of me at every single checkpoint and I'm worried they're gonna shoot me if I try to get in again. I might not ever get to see F-35s again. | 2023-12-07 21:48:28 |
| Karl Kuck | You can hear the creek of the floor as I shuffle across it, the heavy wooden beams struggling to support my weight (ITS HEREDITARY DON'T JUDGE ME). Eventually I stand before you, the stench radiating off of my body like gamma rays at chernobyl. Tipping my fedora towards you I cough to clear the mountain dew-ey phlegm from my throat "M'lady- would you perhaps...like to become my mate? OwO We can discuss over a fine cool ranch meal. I am Leonidas, a lean muscu-" Coughs interrupt my sentence, spewing a unknown substance from my mouth. Wiping it off my sleeve, I continue "Wolf that is the alpha of his pack, and I have been searching the lands for someone to call my loyal maiden, and I believe it is you, m'lady" I sputter out, clutching my limited edition twilight sparkle plushie, in which I have customized to fit a horse styled fleshlight in the rear "take a moment to think about it m'lady, although it is an obvious choice. I eagerly await your response UwU" | 2023-12-05 14:19:27 |
| ixLEKGOLOxi | Hello โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ, nice TITS ahahahahah milky milky milky baby thirsty mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid โฅโฅโฅโฅ give me those big udders you slut hahahaha tits tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk slut โฅโฅโฅโฅ mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa canโt stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee wooo wooooooo honk honk honk!!! | 2023-09-26 21:54:53 |
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| Buck | Damn bih, you live like this? | 2023-09-17 23:52:46 |
| Buck | OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the land that you understand ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the corner of the ๐ globe is a real trip ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a tan man ๐ณ imbibed by the sand ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ thirst of the land ๐ฏ | 2023-04-20 01:20:26 |
| ixLEKGOLOxi | Let ๐ซ any fish ๐ who meets ๐ค my gaze ๐ learn ๐ the true ๐ฏ meaning ๐ of fear ๐ฐ๐ฑ; for I ๐ am the harbinger of death โ . The bane โ of creatures ๐ฏ sub-aqueous, my rod ๐ญ is true ๐ฏ and unwavering as I ๐ cast ๐ into the aquatic ๐ฆ๐ abyss 4๏ธโฃ. A man ๐ฑ๐ป๐จ๐ผ, scorned by this uncaring Earth ๐, finds ๐ solace ๐๐ฐ in the sea ๐ณ. My only friend ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ, the worm ๐๐๐ผ๐ฎ upon ๐ฆ my hook ๐ฃ. Wriggling ๐๐, writhing ใฐ, struggling ๐ซ to surmount the mortal ๐ด๐ป pointlessness ๐ฉ๐ข that permeates this barren world ๐๐๐. I ๐ am alone ๐ค. I ๐ am empty ๐. And yet ๐๐, I ๐ fish ๐. | 2023-04-20 01:17:51 |
| Bee | Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D. | 2023-03-27 19:48:27 |
| ixLEKGOLOxi | A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO โฅโฅโฅโฅ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ | 2023-03-27 19:44:22 |
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