| roshi | I'm jealous of the nightsThat I don't spend with youI'm wondering who you lay next toOh, I'm jealous of the nightsI'm jealous of the loveLove that was in hereGone for someone else to shareOh, I'm jealous of the love, causeI wished you the best ofAll this world could giveAnd I told you when you left meThere's nothing to forgiveBut I always thought you'd come back, tell me all you found wasHeartbreak and miseryIt's hard for me to say, I'm jealous of the wayYou're happy without me | 2023-04-09 01:30:34 |
| Dragon_ARK | H-h-h--hhhhh-hh-hhHewwoooo *rubs on your chest* Your chwest is swoft *breaks your spine* Woopsied I dwid a little poopie!!! Let me mwake you fweel bwetter *snaps your ♥♥♥♥ in half* Wowzaies!! | 2023-03-08 16:09:10 |
| Arcane | Great guy, Huge bush | 2023-01-24 22:38:45 |
| roshi | I was that little boy that littlebaby boy was meeeI once was a boy butnow I am a ManI fought the nightman lived as daymanNow I'm here to ask for your handso if you want to marry man,will you marry me?Won't you come on stage and join me?In this thing called matrimony?Please say yes and do not bone meplease just marryMe! | 2023-01-20 09:39:53 |
| roshi | "i wouldn't call it a mercury COLLECTION" | 2022-09-13 19:46:11 |
| 000 | cheesebone | 2022-08-27 19:07:25 |
| roshi | When I walked in this morning and saw that the flag was half-mast, I thought "All right, another bureaucrat ate it!" | 2022-08-07 16:28:36 |
| roshi | Looking for a woman. I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangment as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons I rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangment, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requriments are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, cacausan or asian only, republican, biologially female, no tattoos, no lesbians, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 Ibs last time! checked. 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangment. | 2022-07-24 23:32:08 |
| Dragon_ARK | +rep, kicked my dog, its okay, i have a new GF now. | 2022-07-20 00:46:06 |
| roshi | When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them. | 2022-07-17 21:16:29 |
| ploingussy plombolo | nice set of balls on this one. 230/10 | 2022-07-09 21:39:37 |
| roshi | I love eggs, Charlie. And I love crabs. And I love boiling denim and banging ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And I don’t care if anyone doesn’t like that about me, they don’t have to stick around. | 2022-07-02 23:03:09 |
| roshi | you've found a friend for life when he loves IASIP <3 | 2022-06-17 02:16:40 |
