| Benrey | If i was a vampire(with white hair and rly cool clothes) and i asked if i can take a little bite, what would you say? | 2023-08-16 08:43:36 |
| Dr.Coomer | Fred Freshbear would've loved u | 2023-07-03 04:53:01 |
| Benrey | Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night. | 2023-07-02 12:31:25 |
| Benrey | Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. | 2023-07-02 12:27:35 |
| Benrey | So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. | 2023-07-02 12:27:32 |
| Benrey | Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. | 2023-07-02 12:27:11 |
| Benrey | Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced. | 2023-07-02 12:26:58 |
| Benrey | Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? | 2023-07-02 12:26:43 |
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| Dr.Coomer | Hei mä tiedän et oot "actually the impostor irl" ja kaikkee mut seuraavan kerran, pysy poissa mun venteistä. Mun vuokranantaja ei tykkää et aiheutat tällästä haittaa mun kotona ja mun naapurit on alkanu kyselee et onks mulla kaikki hyvin ku ilmastoinista kuuluu kauheeta älämölöä. | 2023-02-02 13:55:28 |
| Benrey | are you the top 10 among us player? | 2023-01-17 12:47:52 |
| Benrey | YOU ARE SO SUS!! | 2022-12-16 11:18:30 |
| Dr.Coomer | Which amongai are you? I'm the pink one. | 2022-12-14 05:41:07 |
| Benrey | A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~ | 2022-11-26 05:58:14 |
| Dr.Coomer | You're the impostor to my vent <3 | 2021-12-27 12:50:22 |
| Benrey | Hey girlie ;) | 2021-12-27 12:42:44 |
| Dr.Coomer | pieru hehe | 2021-10-22 09:53:35 |
| Pantalone | so damn BABY, my little baby :3 | 2021-07-04 16:34:36 |
| Benrey | asleep | 2021-06-09 15:55:50 |
| Dr.Coomer | woke | 2021-06-09 13:52:29 |
| Benrey | Pollo👍 | 2021-06-07 15:14:55 |
| Pantalone | you are so so so baby | 2021-06-07 12:56:30 |
| Pantalone | you are a baby!!! | 2021-06-07 12:33:13 |
| Benrey | me giving you lasagna | 2021-05-09 12:22:36 |
| Benrey | I miss you like Pingu missed the toilet | 2020-11-27 03:52:56 |
