| Trumpet Man | Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" *audience erupts into laughter* *Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself* *laughter gets even louder* SH: O lordy... *one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard* SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP *the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls* *the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself* SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... *the board shows 100 for "penis"* *Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end* | 2017-09-01 05:28:45 |
| Chance | Hello iAMgay32,We would like to know if you would like to renew your Brazzers™ membership with us this month. If you do message your username and password with billing information and it will be automatically renewed. Stay Horny! ;) -Brazzers | 2017-08-17 19:00:55 |
| Chance | ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣ | 2017-06-25 10:57:33 |
| Chance | ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣ | 2017-06-25 10:57:30 |
| Chance | ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣ | 2017-06-25 10:57:27 |
| Chance | ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣ | 2017-06-25 10:57:26 |
| Chance | ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣ | 2017-06-25 10:57:24 |
| Have a Fungus | *transformation complete* OwO hi daddy~ I got an itch~ *glomp* can you scratch my itch daddy?~ touch my butt, it's all yours~ *blushes feverishly* | 2017-06-23 14:39:52 |
| Chance | H ＥＬＬＯ ＡＭ ４８ ＹＥＡＲ ＭＡＮ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＯＭＡＬＩＡ． ＳＯＲＲＹ ＦＯＲ ＢＡＤ ＥＮＧＬＡＮＤ． Ｉ ＳＥＬＬＥＤ ＭＹ ＷＩＦＥ ＦＯＲ ＩＮＴＥＲＮＥＴ ＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ ＰＬＡＹ ＂ｈｅａｒｔｈ ｓｔｏｎｅ＂ ＡＮＤ Ｉ ＷＡＮＴ ＴＯ ＢＥＣＯＭＥ ＴＨＥ ＧＯＯＤＥＳＴ ＰＬＡＹＥＲ ＬＩＫＥ ＹO U | 2017-06-23 14:29:23 |
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| Have a Fungus | RACE WAR IMMINENT IN SOUTH AFRICA. 74,000 Whites killed by Negros in SA since the end of Apartheid. Civil racial war is guarenteed on August 3rd, 2017The EFF (the Negros) are being Trained, Financed, Equipped and Mobilized by the CIA and Mossad.It will be the bloodiest civil war in White History. PM me if you want more information. | 2017-06-23 14:26:31 |
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| Chance | ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣ | 2017-06-23 14:24:05 |
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