| DON | The best way to fire a mortar launcher at the White House would be from the roof of the Rockefeller Hewitt building because of the minimal security and you’d have a clear line of sight into the presidents bedroom | 2017-12-13 21:30:21 |
| DON | Lock an infinite number of monkeys in a room with an infinite number of typewriters for an infinite amount of time, and I’m not sure they’d ever come up with Xenoblade Chronicles 2. | 2017-12-12 22:16:27 |
| DON | Ok, so it all started like 2 years ago or some ♥♥♥♥. So me, the minecraft god I am, go looking for a server to join. I wander upon this one server named some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-craft and joined their discord. There was this weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl in the discord, named something gay like panada or some ♥♥♥♥. So, we talk, become friends, and being the retarded middle schooler I am, we exchange kiks. So, she messages me one day, and says, "I liked your voice ever since the day we met" or some gay ♥♥♥♥ like that. So I'm all like, "Ok" because I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flirting god. So, one thing leads to another, and she's like, wanna date. Again, the flirt master I am, I respond, "Ok". Again, one thing leads to another, and she sends a nude. It looked like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb went off in a deli full of roast beef. Greasy as ♥♥♥♥. So, soon after that we meet up and ♥♥♥♥ in my room, on my bed. And then she died because my ♥♥♥♥ was too big. True Story | 2017-12-05 18:23:44 |
| DON | The mouth breathing morons who actually watch MSNBC are so retarded they just suck it all up, watching, drooling, defecating on themselves while never catching on that they're being played for fools. - smh | 2017-12-03 18:17:21 |
| DON | ∩ ＼＼ ／ ）⊂＼＿／￣￣￣ ／ ＼＿／ ° ͜ʖ ° （ ） ／⌒＼ ／ ＿＿＿／⌒＼⊃ （ ／ ＼＼ U | 2017-10-16 23:21:59 |
| DON | (●̮̮̃•̃)/█\.Π.Howdy-Ho | 2017-10-16 23:21:23 |
| ToastedBread | ED is a medical condition that causes problems getting and maintaining an erection. It can happen at almost any age, but is more common in older men. Most men who have ED can be treated. | 2017-10-07 00:48:44 |
| DON | ✧ • ✦ ∘ ○ • ✲ ∘ ✧ somewhere... ∘ deep in space... ✩ • ∗ ° • ☾ ∘ you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥... ✦ ○ | 2017-10-06 21:54:55 |
| softsun2 | *actual hentai* | 2017-09-19 10:00:39 |
| DON | +rep big willy man | 2017-09-13 21:29:31 |
| DON | 0.9 hrs on record, N.O.O.B. | 2015-10-04 19:19:10 |
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