artangel | tired and upset | 2021-05-19 00:38:47 |
ewbait | i eat poop | 2021-01-27 20:01:04 |
Codes | Fresh out of college, Barry the Bee (Jerry Seinfeld) finds the prospect of working with honey uninspiring. He flies outside the hive for the first time and talks to a human (Renée Zellweger), breaking a cardinal rule of his species. Barry learns that humans have been stealing and eating honey for centuries, and he realizes that his true calling is to obtain justice for his kind by suing humanity for theft. | 2017-12-03 16:41:07 |
s3ablob | I came to dig, dig, dig, dig,I'll build a city that's so big, big, big, big,Just wait a sec, gotta kill this pig, pig, pig, pig,Cook me some bacon, take a swig, swig, swig, swig,Yeah, yeah,There must be something, I, can craft,To ease the bur-den of, this task, yeah,(CHORUS)I shoot my arrows in the air, some-times,Sayin' ay-oh, creepers K-O'd,Loot his remains and now his sulfur's, mine,Sayin' ay-oh, not today-no,And then I go to work,Under the birch tree,And I'll make myself,Tons of TNT,And I'll use these blocks, to build a big ci-ty,And I'll mine it all, with my TNT,I came to blow, blow, blow, blow,Up everything you've ever known, known, known, known,Expel you out of house and home, home, home, home,Biome to biome, you shall roam, roam, roam, roam,Yeah, yeah,'Cause I'm a creeper, I will rob,All of your items, that's my job, yeah, | 2017-08-16 21:18:26 |
s3ablob | I came to dig, dig, dig, dig,I'll build a city that's so big, big, big, big,Just wait a sec, gotta kill this pig, pig, pig, pig,Cook me some bacon, take a swig, swig, swig, swig,Yeah, yeah,There must be something, I, can craft,To ease the bur-den of, this task, yeah,(CHORUS)I shoot my arrows in the air, some-times,Sayin' ay-oh, creepers K-O'd,Loot his remains and now his sulfur's, mine,Sayin' ay-oh, not today-no,And then I go to work,Under the birch tree,And I'll make myself,Tons of TNT,And I'll use these blocks, to build a big ci-ty,And I'll mine it all, with my TNT,I came to blow, blow, blow, blow,Up everything you've ever known, known, known, known,Expel you out of house and home, home, home, home,Biome to biome, you shall roam, roam, roam, roam,Yeah, yeah,'Cause I'm a creeper, I will rob,All of your items, that's my job, yeah, | 2017-08-14 20:38:42 |
Ultimax | imma get a small Mac tho | 2017-07-06 21:55:52 |
Ultimax | not if i eat yo ass ;) | 2017-07-05 23:42:42 |
ewbait | I came to dig, dig, dig, dig,I'll build a city that's so big, big, big, big,Just wait a sec, gotta kill this pig, pig, pig, pig,Cook me some bacon, take a swig, swig, swig, swig,Yeah, yeah,There must be something, I, can craft,To ease the bur-den of, this task, yeah,(CHORUS)I shoot my arrows in the air, some-times,Sayin' ay-oh, creepers K-O'd,Loot his remains and now his sulfur's, mine,Sayin' ay-oh, not today-no,And then I go to work,Under the birch tree,And I'll make myself,Tons of TNT,And I'll use these blocks, to build a big ci-ty,And I'll mine it all, with my TNT,I came to blow, blow, blow, blow,Up everything you've ever known, known, known, known,Expel you out of house and home, home, home, home,Biome to biome, you shall roam, roam, roam, roam,Yeah, yeah,'Cause I'm a creeper, I will rob,All of your items, that's my job, yeah, | 2017-06-16 14:46:03 |
rock man | Dear God, you made many, many poor people. I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poorBut it's no great honor, either. So what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?If I were a rich man,Daidle deedle daidleDaidle daidle deedle daidle dumbAll day long I'd biddy-biddy-bumIf I were a wealthy manI wouldn't have to work hard,Daidle deedle daidleDaidle daidle deedle daidle dumbIf I were a biddy-biddy rich,Daidle deedle daidle daidle man | 2017-03-24 22:23:35 |
bweezy | +rep Quick trade, easy compromise. | 2017-03-04 21:39:11 |
aanyways | thiccccIm Overweight :p | 2017-02-04 16:04:31 |
ewbait | sorry thirsty boys i only heal my bf xd | 2016-12-24 19:32:49 |
Ultimax | According to all known lawsof aviation, there is no way a beeshould be able to fly. Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? | 2016-09-27 19:24:03 |
ewbait | Got my helmet on my headFigure out what that zombie said. (What?)Lava all over the room,Got a half-heart left, man, I am doomed!Don't have any iron barsMy pick just broke into some shards,Scary noise- what should I goGo left or right I'll have to choose,Visions of last time flash inside my mind,I'm scared, oh well.And I'm pretty sure there's a big creeper right there.Don't mine at night!I know you're looking at that caveAnd you're feeling kind of brave,Go to bed, you'll be alright.Don't mine at night!I know it's me you're gonna thank,Make a bed, it's not too late,3 wool and 3 wooden planksDon't mine at night! (don't mine at night)Stomach's all tied up in knots,This labyrinth, I'm getting lost.This is really getting old,Found like 2 pieces of coal.Down one way there's just stone.Monsters won't leave me alone.Down another there's some lava,And of course I get PWND | 2016-08-27 20:09:45 |
tamale | Nice bio | 2016-01-15 16:58:47 |
tamale | This is making me nipples floopy | 2016-01-04 13:31:23 |