I'm So Cheesed

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Creation: 2016-01-23 16:06:27 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-06-13 13:22:27

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NameTime Changed
I'm So Cheesed2024-06-13 13:22:27
Anita Max Wynn2023-12-26 20:19:00
Liam Neeson's Piss Pants2023-10-16 17:06:01
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi2023-09-28 20:11:02
Z-Head5142022-08-18 19:24:03
Eager Beaver's Stinky Stinker2022-07-09 20:02:04
I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE2022-01-10 16:50:05
POUND SOME SAND2021-09-14 23:37:06
GO POUND SOME SAND2021-09-14 22:12:07
Croissant2018-08-07 21:42:08
SELF-DESUCC2018-08-01 19:56:09

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Marco EsquandolasI was diagnosed with Casteberry syndrome in 2014. My best lifts were 845 bench for a triple 1230 squat for 2 and 1090 deadlift for 10 with no belt. I was on top of the world. Things started to fall apart when six of my spotters died in a gym accident. That Christmas a tipped over my grandmothers tv tray with her dinner and did a most muscular pose and screamed that if she couldn't do 315 for reps then she should just die. The last straw was late in 2013. It was Tuesday. That's blue spaghetti tank top and chest day. My mom didn't do the laundry and it was dirty. She said to just wear a green one and do back and shoulders. I flipped out. I beat her for 20 minutes. I knew that I had gone too far. Not because I had hurt my mom but because she was supposed to spot me that day. Don't let this happen to YOU!!2018-08-01 19:57:40
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Marco Esquandolasevery time that kid's dad's show up on screen i remind my son that men how kiss other men are an abomination and if i ever see him kiss another boy or put on a dress I'll carry hm to the top of a volcano and toss him into the lava and when we saw a big black ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the grocery store my son laughed and said "throw him in the lava dad!"2018-08-01 19:57:14
Marco EsquandolasThe Souls franchise is easily the most overrated franchise in the last decade. Games are horrible. Really not much RPG about it, it's super linear and repetetive. The fighting system is clunky and unresponsive, and it's not hard in a way that the game actually has intelligent AI or requires planning in any way. What makes it "hard" is again, the clunky combat. All Bosses are pretty much the same, you just roll arround until they are in their "vulnurable" phase, and then attack the ♥♥♥♥ out of them until they start swinging again. Repeat that for some minutes and you've got all your bossfights in a nutshell. Normal enemies are just boring trash that are just there for the sake of being there. They serve no purpose other than keeping the player busy between the bosses. Infact, all Souls games are exactly the same. Merely a reskin of one another, with somewhat updated graphics. They play the same otherwise. The whole franchise is targeted towards children that can't tell otherwise.2018-08-01 19:57:04
Marco EsquandolasWell I love Skyrim and I wanted to have sexual intercourse with it but i can't so I had it with the disc it was a tight squeeze and now it's stuck, and my mom should be home soon. Please help, sensible answers please.2018-08-01 19:56:47
My Name is My NameAnd yes I did wash my hands after I scratched my ass that night... No that's a lie, I washed it on accident when I woke up. anyways is this a problem :thinking: I admit, it's a delicious experience, but some people just don't appreciate it and think it is "gross" like wtf2018-08-01 19:56:15
Marco Esquandolasohh you talk.yourself...ugly..♥♥♥♥♥♥..(♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)...how many bbc ♥♥♥♥ your mom butthole( ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)...N your mom love to suck bbc 10 bbc ♥♥♥♥ your mom... than you born ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...(♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucker, you n.Your mom)2018-08-01 19:56:13
My Name is My NameOkay so last night in bed, my ass was uncontrollably itchy, so I decided to scratch it. And I should note that I did put passion into it. I plunged my fingers in there real deep, pressed one side of the cheek with my nails, and scratched it all the way until my hand was out of the butthole. I then smelled my fingers afterwards of course, and to no surprise it smelled like ♥♥♥♥, but for some odd reason, I quite enjoyed it, and decided to rub my fingers in the holes of my nose, in an attempt to prolong the scent, and so I didn't have to put my hand in front of my face (Mostly because I had temptations to suck my fingers, but that'd give me AIDS). Okay, I'm getting a bit side tracked.Anyways, the next day I was trying to pluck out a piece of meat from my teeth, then when I smelled my deliciously saliva drenched finger, it smelt very similar to the smell from last night, but a bit different, it was more sour, almost like earwax.2018-08-01 19:56:04
Marco EsquandolasHi I'm Dan the Lynx my real name is Daniel and I'm very cuddly and I love romance. Currently I have an amazing wife of 4 wonderful years together and we have an open marriage and we have trust and communication. Also I really don't mind if your in an open relationship as well looking for a 3rd mate so whether single or in a relationship looking for another mate I'm happy. My wife's name is Alina and she is very sweet, a beautiful curvy Latina and she along with me just want to find that 1 special bi female that wants to form a relationship. We are also open to people that are transgender.2018-08-01 19:55:44
Marco EsquandolasLook, I'm a simple guy. I like simple things, like building with LEGO and raw dogging my gorgeous black wife. But there are things I simply cannot abide. Two things, in fact. 1) Wearing a condom when I make aggressive, passionate love to my gorgeous black wife and 2) the price of LEGO Star Wars model number 75199 (General Grevious' Combat Speeder). Don't get me wrong, the Mace Windu and General Grevious minifigures are top notch, and sex with my gorgeous black wife is incredible, even with a condom. But the size of the model in no way justifies the $29.99 price point, and even the thinnest contraceptive device reduces the enjoyment of my gorgeous black wife's sleek ebony vagina by an unacceptable margin. I would willingly buy the set just for the figures, and I love my gorgeous black wife more than anything in the world, but until the price is more reasonable and I can safely make love to her without a condom, it's simply not realistic. Regards, Django2018-08-01 19:55:31
Marco EsquandolasI'm a skinny little wimpy boy that dreams of being squashed and crushed! I love the idea of being squished and squeezed into mush!I'd love to be bullied and slowly snapped and crunched and really squashed and squeezed flat! Or even slowly crushed and squashed up into a cube!2018-08-01 19:55:17
Marco EsquandolasI think because your ancestors survived the potato famine in Europe 120 years ago. That is why you are hearing "hot potatoes". that name potato was herediticaly left as a scare in your subconscious because your ancestors who survived the potato famine were starving for a hot potato2018-08-01 19:55:05
Marco EsquandolasQuick tip: do not accidentally press download. That ♥♥♥♥ will play automatically right where you left off (nutted at) when you pile your whole family in the car, start it up, and your phone and car do dirty deal of a bluetooth handshake that totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrecks your 10 hour drive to disney world. ♥♥♥♥ my life.2018-08-01 19:54:29
Marco EsquandolasI'd like to take a moment to address you directly, Mr. Newell. Yes. I'm talking to you. The so-called One Gaben. I have a question for you. How could you have thrown it all away? It staggers the mind. A man of computer, with the ability to sway reactionary and waitful minds toward the truth choosing instead to embark on a path of silence and delay. Make no mistake, Mr. Newell. This is not a gaming revolution you have sparked...this is hype and no finality. You have plunged the industry into freefall. Even if you offered your updates now, I cannot guarantee that your fanbase would accept it. At the moment, I fear they have begun to look upon even Valve with suspicion. So much for serving as innovation's representative. Help me win back their trust, Mr. Newell. Develop HL3 while you still can. Help ensure that humanity's trust in you is not misguided. Do what is right, Mr. Newell. Serve mankind.2018-08-01 19:54:21
Marco EsquandolasI imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like a cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Allah) smiles at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..2018-08-01 19:53:50
Marco EsquandolasYou never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he's Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he's just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he's the real Ramirez, Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.2018-08-01 19:53:30
Marco EsquandolasMy body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over me. I haven’t slept in fifteen days. Only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi-solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. Sometimes I like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. Oh can I dream.2018-07-07 22:06:24

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