| hatem | whoever was named summersong, tell them that i love them | 2024-07-05 22:59:44 |
| fun^10×in^40=Ir2 | niemibozi | 2022-04-23 01:55:35 |
| Tordaen | He was the first man to harness the power of the infinity stones in his own A S S H O L E, a truly remarkable feat, I may add, and that is precisely why I am here, remarking about it. | 2019-04-28 19:19:03 |
| Tordaen | Hey Knights,My name is Orochi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, bucket heads who spend every second of their day praising a god that dosen't even exsist. You are everything bad in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever been fast? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of vikings because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than spamming Raider Tackle. | 2018-01-24 14:55:42 |
| Tordaen | Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot (You can't). I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Imperial Assassins of the Samurai, and starter on my track team. What sports do you play, other than "lol xD Deus Vult!"? I also get flawless duel kills, and have a banging hot girlfriend name Nabushi (She just blew me;♥♥♥♥♥♥was SO yen). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. | 2018-01-24 14:54:33 |
| Tordaen | It's 6 AM. My alarm goes off and starts playing All Star by Smash Mouth. I rub my eyes, roll off of my body pillow of Asuna, and admire my Roadhog poster. I got and eat 15 bowls of ramen to keep my lovely 600 lb figure intact. I head to my computer to do some work at my house. After about seven hours of holding down my heavy attack, I hear a knock at my door. It's a Peacekeeper. She's delivering a package. I throw open the door, and yell: "WAGASHI!" as I break her spine and throw her over my shoulder. That'll show her for coming to my house. I pick up the statue of Tharja in a bikini that was being delivered and I head back in to eat my 30-pounds of sushi. Three hours pass. It's 4 pm. I upload pics of my hot body onto deviantart to get some appreciation. Afterwards, I decide to work out by trying to touch my toes for three seconds. The workout wipes me out, and after eating 80 pounds of pocky, I strip my clothes and curl up with my waifu pillow to head to sleep. | 2018-01-22 13:24:46 |
| Tordaen | This ♥♥♥♥♥ trynna to kill me with he bare hand dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-12-25 12:00:29 |
| Willem Daphoney | 🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa's 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint ♥♥♥♥♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆send to 5️⃣ of ur thottiest elf HOES 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼👯👯 or santas ♥♥♥♥ will NOT b happy 🎅🏿🍆🙅🏼🙅🏼🍆send to 🔟 slutty gingerbread men🍪🍒🍆 and receive ➡️➡️ a REAL gift in that stocking ⛸⛸⛸🎄🎄 like a big 🍆 ol 🎄 ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍒🍒🙆🏼 send to 1️⃣5️⃣ and santa's christmas pole 💈💈💈 will unload 💦💦 allll over your tree🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🙆🏼🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 | 2017-06-14 01:39:57 |
| Willem Daphoney | Alright, you huge sack of ♥♥♥♥! Stop making new accounts in Second Life to try and win my affection again! I loved and cared for you, birthed 4 children and tooking your 5.5 inch ♥♥♥♥ everyday, and you betrayed my trust when you had sex with that gurll with ♥♥♥♥!!1 IF YOU WANNTED FUTA YOU CHOULDVE TOLDED ME!!!! Now i can never ERP again, you piece of human trash, Imm tired of reporting your accounts to Mr.Linndenburg | 2017-06-14 00:10:22 |
| Tordaen | Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8 | 2017-06-13 21:32:42 |
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