| Ruby | would zeus in mm on vertigo again | 2023-05-31 03:47:54 |
| Tracelean Zevallos | howdy, add me to friends pls | 2023-05-21 19:19:46 |
| Babette Bandura (Bret) | have an offer, added | 2023-05-15 22:04:03 |
| Tracelean Zevallos | have an offer for ya, added mate. | 2023-04-26 01:14:26 |
| Egbertine O'Keefe | Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. you seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. i go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad. | 2023-04-26 00:26:48 |
| thayson | add me, lunnear weaves NOW. i give u 3000 chinese yuan. being honest. | 2023-03-29 23:01:09 |
| ej | want to trade ill give you 1000 yen | 2023-03-23 01:29:04 |
| Calypso | want to trade sir, add me if u can | 2023-03-22 19:35:40 |
| 🅙🅐🅓🅔 | yo do u want to sell or exchange? i have a good offer | 2023-03-22 16:12:32 |
| Mufasa ******** | have an offer, added | 2023-03-22 13:14:23 |
| Mila | +rep sign mate , add me pls) | 2023-03-22 08:18:03 |
| ♡ 𝗔𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗮 | howdy, add me to friends pls | 2023-03-02 10:34:32 |
| ej | . ∧＿∧ （ ºωº )つ━☆・*。⊂| | ・゜+. しーＪ °。+ *´¨) .• ´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•'* ☆ KILL YOURSELF | 2023-02-24 04:14:59 |
| ej | DIE | 2023-02-17 00:13:11 |
| ej | IM BEGGING YOU | 2023-02-17 00:13:08 |
| ej | PLEASE | 2023-02-17 00:13:04 |
| ej | KILL YOURSELF NOW | 2023-02-17 00:12:59 |
| ej | KILL YOURSELF! | 2023-01-12 22:13:22 |
| brewsee | No joke. Back in 2004, I had a friend who used to make sick percussive beats in class on the pen and pencil. He did some sick 4/4 and 3/4 rhythms sometimes hitting some cheeky 32nd notes and it was too advanced for my 4th grade ears.I should get him to come start doing music again. In 2013 to 2016 he was a guitarist in a metalcore band with some old friends of ours. When they broke up he went back home to his wife and kind of gave up on life. He just sits at home like a depressed boy and I honestly tried so hard to stay in touch with him but its so hard to do so when all they want is isolation.I hope to get him back and perhaps get him back on the musical path again. He was a gifted musician. | 2021-07-19 20:29:33 |
| brewsee | Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My StoryFor a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story. | 2021-07-19 20:29:17 |
| brewsee | Extreme Destroy D1ck Decemberallow me to explain.Extreme Destroy D1ck December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutesBy December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:31! is 8.22x10^33.That / 24 is 3.43x10^32.That / 60 is 5.71x10^30.Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52x10^28.Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated | 2021-07-19 20:29:11 |
| brewsee | Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore. | 2021-07-19 20:29:03 |
| brewsee | Can a Gay Vegan swallow semen and still be considred a vegan?Vegans don't eat dairy, semen is a protein containing substance from a mammal, that's very close to dairy. The fact that it comes from a mammal also means it's an "animal product" ... Sure you might not be hurting anyone, but does that seriously mean you would consider yourself a vegan if you swallowed semen? I don't mean any of this in offense, in anyway.. just wondered what the consensus was. | 2021-07-19 20:28:55 |
| ej | _Post this on the_____________#0#0##__________Profile of people____________##O###__________You have had _______________####___________Anal sex with_________________##______________________________________######___________________________________#######___________####__________________#########__________#^#^##_________________###_######__________##o###_______________###__######___________####_______________###___######______________##################____######______________############################_______________#################____######________________###_______#####_____######_______________###_______#####______######______________###________#####______######_________#######_________##########_##############___________________________________________ | 2021-06-18 01:59:50 |
| HoloYolo | you are pretty good with the scout and stuff | 2021-06-10 23:19:22 |
| thayson | im going to beat my son | 2021-02-03 02:36:12 |
| ej | charleet pheet | 2020-12-30 00:37:42 |
| Kerluck | rank up geez | 2020-12-26 02:46:23 |
| Ｍｒ． ｃｌｅａｎ | freaking cutie | 2020-12-04 15:39:49 |
