VANDORLOT | HELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY "♥♥♥♥♥♥-Strikk Globawl Defense" AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST PLAYER LIKE YOU I PLAY WITH 400 PING ON BRAZIL SERVER AND I AM RANK 23 ALREADY PLS NO COPY PASTE MY STORY | 2018-06-11 00:00:51 |
VANDORLOT | Oh my god your hot, whens the last time you got a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Cause i wanna bring it to you, thats right, all 3 inches. Ya, im gonna do you from behind and im gonna look at your bootyhole, and your your gonna be like "Don't look at my booty hole, thats where i poop from!" And im gonna be like "Shut up ♥♥♥♥♥!" And your gonna be like "ok sir, please slap my titties." And im gonna reach around and be like "slap slap slap." And you'll be like "That kind hurts a bit, but ok." Then i'll pull out and blast a load on your chest like a shotgun. Your gonna be walking bowlegged, like you have to poop, for a week. And people will see you and be like. "Wow, she must need to poop." You poop right? Of course you do, God thats hot, i think i just came a little. God Im so hungry and scared. God your banging, i would spread your cheeks and eat beans and rice outta them. BEANS AND RICE BABY! I would bounce my ♥♥♥♥ from your bootyhole to your vagin, like a pinball machine. DING DING DING! | 2018-06-11 00:00:35 |
VANDORLOT | hey, sorry I saw your character description and I just thought your rp was good in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls hl2rping haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the nexus erping with the SeC. We should really try stalkerRP sometime its a really cool Schema with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt minging I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your rp sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really good at medrp I don't go out much haha add me to the MPF we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx | 2018-06-11 00:00:26 |
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VANDORLOT | Hey there! My name is Glass, and I like videogames. I play FPS, Strategy games, Survival games, and more.Anyways, if I have no clue who you are, theres a big chance I won't accept :) | 2018-06-11 00:00:06 |
Glass | wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol. | 2018-05-28 13:30:04 |
PyroGlas | Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. | 2018-03-21 12:42:02 |
Glass | Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. | 2018-02-09 22:45:34 |
Borejeet | -Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. | 2018-02-07 18:34:48 |