ProphetFallen | you are a cutie | 2024-04-28 03:42:05 |
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lorna | The whining from the left to ban assault weapons only distracts from the real problem, which is Jackie Chan using a mop handle to pick up a bucket and whip it on someoneβs head, causing him to clang into another guy, knocking them both out. Even if you confiscate every gun in America, you wonβt be able to confiscate the mop from Jackie Chan, because if you try to grab it, heβll toss it at you, forcing you to catch it, and then heβll swiftly tie your hands together with the strands of the mop head, and wedge the other end of the mop into the belt buckle of another person so the two of you are connected at mop length and holding the mop off the floor at waist height. No amount of anti-gun legislation can stop Chan from sliding below and leaping over the suspended mop to block attacks with the mop | 2018-05-01 20:44:04 |
lorna | I didn't ask your sexual habits or the fact that the only way you can get off is by totalling expensive cars, nobody asked you that Todd, nobody wanted to know that vehicular manslaughter is your greatest sexual thrill, why would you even bring it up? Look, do whatever you gotta do to afford your next ultimate danger wank, timing the crescendo of your sexual pleasure with the moment of impact, I don't care! Just why Skyrim Monopoly? Why Todd, why? Like, slapping a license on something I get. It could've been Skyrim Risk or whatever, just... why Skyrim Monopoly? It doesn't make any sense. That's what's so deranged about you, you know that? | 2018-04-02 11:07:31 |
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lorna | Hey boys. The name's Toddette Howard (2 D's for my cup size π€€) Im looking for a hot piece of man to take me home and turn my bed into a Creation Club. All you gotta do is pre-order Skyrim for the switch and this ass is all yours π | 2018-01-12 03:39:55 |
lorna | Hi (sorry for my English) I have a question (sorry English is my second language) about GOSTES. So my mom told me (sorry English is not my first language ) that gostes are real and when you die (apologies for spelling) your goste comes out of your body and walks around through walls (I don't have a dictionary sorry) for ever.When I was 6 I saw a goste in my brother's bed and it saw me (sorry I am europe) and got scared so it ran away. My friends also have seen gostes (apologise for my grammar) and on our school trip we saw a man goste walking through the wall so we chased it (very sorry for poor writing) but he had already disappeared.Yesterday my brother told me MORJELLA (my name) THERE ARE NO GOSTES IT'S A LIE so I said to him Davrik then how did I see a gostes? (Apologies)So I said my mother MOTHER Davrik say there is no gostes? To which she replied (sorry if my English is bad) MORJELLA, YOUR BROTHER DAVRIK WAS DIE SINCE BIRTH.So he was goste all along! Thanks. | 2018-01-11 10:20:09 |
lorna | hey β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯β₯ I'll See you in court...food court !!! We are friends | 2018-01-02 17:13:30 |
lorna | this is sorceress on sorceress lovin ;-) | 2017-12-20 13:44:26 |
windows92 | boof | 2017-10-31 13:46:48 |