| Rocky Rickaby | As I sit down to pen these words, I find myself entranced by the very thought of you. The warmth of your smile, the twinkle in your eyes – they've become the muse that dances through my thoughts, igniting a fire within me that I cannot ignore.In the tapestry of life, you are the vibrant thread that adds color to my world. Your laughter is a melody that plays in my mind, and the gentle cadence of your voice is a soothing symphony that lingers in my heart.From the moment our paths crossed, a spark ignited, and since then, it has grown into a blazing flame. Your presence is like a gentle breeze that caresses my soul, leaving me yearning for more. Your essence has woven its way into the fabric of my being, and I find myself daydreaming about the moments we've shared and the ones yet to come. | 2024-03-27 01:19:57 |
| ludicrosite | I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my penis was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final casualty toll was tallied, there were 458 deaths, 1426 injuries, and over 9 million pregnancies. | 2023-09-07 21:12:46 |
| rumblefish | Hey, I think you're a really talented guy. I've seen what you've been doing on the computer there, umm, and I'm just blown away by how good you are on the computer, and so, know what, I got a job for you. You're coming with me. You're hired, and uh, I got an opening for you at my firm, and how's this: starting salary $200,000 per annum. Whaddya think about that? Listen kid -- I need ya. I need ya on my team. I've seen what you can do on the computer. That's a -- that's a video 'cause um, you're all -- everybody has computer skills, and uh, you know, your parents, when you're young and you're playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pokemon Red, and you're blowing your mom and dad's mind with how "he saved the file! How'd he do that? Hey, my kid's got computer skills!" So everybody hehehehehe, so we all sorta think that we um, that somehow I mean that somehow we'd be able to serve a function, or serve a purpose, or add -- bring value to the table in the corporate world, and it's not true at all, hahaha. | 2023-04-25 22:05:53 |
| Carmenin Cider | I smoke cigarettes in the shower. When they get wet, I light another. | 2023-02-18 13:10:17 |
| fingerboys | ++rep | 2020-09-30 10:12:56 |
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