Jaker0

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☠ MrKid666 ☠my little peepee hurts cuz my dad is a mean person and thinks i should be punished just for being bornMerry Christmas ma n-word2022-12-25 13:09:22
Epiyou are the worst best worst person ever suck malbazz... i mean suck mol ag ball from skyrim™also merry christ ass2022-12-25 04:55:48
DivineMerry Christmas Jaker!!2022-12-25 03:38:50
[DADG]WaffleBlack people smell LOLOL!2022-11-22 21:12:12
☠ MrKid666 ☠fart ass penis ♥♥♥♥ balls testies ballsack2022-11-21 21:43:57
AlphaIF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!..._.....____________________, ,....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHERSend this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE2022-08-22 12:09:15
juggalo28294what is a juggalo2022-02-11 18:07:47
☠ MrKid666 ☠Ho ho ho2021-12-25 16:26:51
EpiListen👂up ⬆️ all you elf🧝 sluts 😩💦It’s Christmas Eve 🎄 And you know what that means Santa Claus 🎅 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 💦 😩 tonight and he’s giving all the good 👍🏻 girls 👧 and boys👦 presents 🎁 but if you’ve been a naughty 😈 little slut like me then he’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 to give you a big black 🖤lump of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 so you better watch ⌚️out you better not cry 😭 you better not pout 😒 he’s going in dry2021-12-24 21:21:54
EpiThis is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her ♥♥♥♥♥ and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.2021-12-07 23:57:52
EpiPeople wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his ♥♥♥♥ in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight ♥♥♥♥♥.2021-12-07 23:57:44
EpiFor the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.2021-12-07 23:57:34
Epi*thrusts me against a table* "sorry mommy I've been a bad little boy don't punish me 🥺" *smacks ass* "ouhhhh THAT HURTS MOMMY" sticks hands between legs and viciously strokes my ♥♥♥♥ "hmmmm that feels good 🥴" *Squeezes balls firmly* "NO MOMMY NOT THERE" *bursts ball sack*2021-11-19 05:26:26
OrbitalMoonistLemme smash2021-05-19 09:02:14
EpiStop! 🖐️ you violated 😳 the law 👮 pay the court a fine 💲or serve your sentence 😤 your stolen goods 💎 are now forfeit 😫Go to jail 👮 Resist arrest 👀 < Pay gold 💰THEN PAY💲💲WITH YOUR BLOOD 💦💦💦😫2021-05-15 01:18:06
EpiAlright mom, you think that the Lego Death Star is too expensive of a set for my birthday which hypothetically- hypothetically lets take a look at the facts (which don't care about your feelings) in a situation where, hypothetically, you get it for my birthday. So, we take a look at the numbers it's $499.99 but it has 4,016 pieces, and that means it comes down to a price point of about 12.4 cents per piece and that's a fact, that's a fact (that doesn't care about your feelings). And even though that might be seemingly pricey in comparison to other lego sets, lets take a look at the minifigures. We have Han Solo in a Stormtrooper outfit, we have Luke Skywalker also in a Stormtrooper outfit, these are exclusives for the set since 2001. And it's a fact that you can recreate epic scenes- hypothetically, hypothetically, from A New Hope and Return of The Jedi if I had this set and I think the facts add up, that you should buy me this set (regardless of your feelings)2021-02-23 05:44:43
Epienjoy hentai minecraft for free now by calling 289 555 2859 for sexy block boobies2021-02-19 04:43:43
Epi100th comment POGGERS2021-02-08 05:23:28
EpiI hope this gets buried but when I was a kid I had this very vivid dream that I got slimed after winning a contest at school. Then I took off my clothes and started jerking off, and I woke up with a boner. It was the first time I wet the bed.2021-02-08 05:22:48
EpiAs you may guess, yes I'm a dude. I have never once in my life felt any romantic or sexual attraction towards a guy. But ever since covid lockdowns started, and I started spending more time on the internet, I slowly developed this urge to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass. At first it was just me wanting to stick a finger up my ass cause why not lol? Then overtme I got to the point where I can't even get it up to masturbate unless I've already played with my ass for a solid 2 minutes or more. Now, however, is nothing but agony. I can't sleep at night unless my ass is super sore and on the verge of crying from pain. Is this normal? I think it's the internet's fault since I'm really not gay(I just think it would be nice to have a real human ♥♥♥♥ to pleasure my anus, no romance or strings attached) and this was something I never would've expected to happen before covid. Personally, I don't think I'm gay, but I would appreciate a second opinion.2021-02-08 05:22:14
EpiI am having a problem. My boyfriend keeps finding random hair in my under clothes. They don't look like mine or his. He is a fact finder Scorpio. I am concerned because I am loyal and faithful to him. It is really becoming an issue. I need some answers. Is this possibly a bad spirit playing games with my Boyfriend and I? I need some guidance. I consider myself intuitive, and a Healer. Very empathic when around others. I feel that this situation is not right....PS... I know this may seem strange and silly.2021-02-08 05:21:50
EpiOk so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boi♥♥♥♥♥ slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boi♥♥♥♥♥ twink. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boi♥♥♥♥♥ with his massive thicc German ♥♥♥♥ and then he goes all in. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He ♥♥♥♥ deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.2021-02-08 05:21:18
Epi"Problem?", Trollface said to himself in the mirror doing his signature smile. "The problem is you" he replied to himself. Trollface punched the glass of the mirror and howled in emotional and physical pain. He looked back at the mirror, still doing his signature smile and said once again, "problem?"2021-02-08 05:20:00
EpiDominant Heterosexual Men Must Be So Boring Lmao "No we can't do that it erodes my masculinity & teneous self worth dependent solely on a hypothetical expression of the untested ability to physically coerce girls for bizzare satisfaction" bro if you don't stfu & get on your knees 😂😂2021-02-08 05:19:41
Epionce when I was on the toilet I took a massive ♥♥♥♥ and I fell on the toilet hit my head and then there was poop all over the floor my dog was screaming and barking as ♥♥♥♥ was coming straight from my ass I didn't know what to do I was scared it was leaking I was covered in it what can I do I was so confused and .. afraid what am I going to do I said they're covered in my own feces, I wanted to cry my butthole hurts so bad the poop continue to squirt out of my ass, I started to slowly die and that moment I realized I was horny.😔 I quickly got up and grabbed my dog shoving him straight up my butt I could hear God's words I could hear him telling me to shove my dog straight up my butt it hurt but I did it for God2021-02-08 05:19:19
EpiDude, do you even know where to get actual cans of faygo? Don't play with me. I don't drink any of that Sprite or Dr. Pepper crap. If you ♥♥♥♥ with me, you're only drinkin' Faygo cans. I beat a guy's ass once when he had the audacity to drink a Mello Yello in my presence. The ♥♥♥♥ is that? Why willingly drink carbonated horse piss when you could have a refreshing Faygo? I mean, come on?2021-02-08 05:19:03
Epi10 Statements to explain Life and the World1 Life is always ♥♥♥♥.2 People cannot handle reality, those why can are the luckiest human beings on earth.3 One cannot influence anything all we do is react to events and so trying to influence the followingevent which is also not determinend.4 The majority always wins! It connot be oppressed, ruled over, reeducated and so on, by the minority.5 Good marriages do not exist!6 Succsess depents mostly on luck.7 Yellowstone will erupt someday.8 There are 8 billion people out there. You are not important!9 USA is not the best country in the world10 Nobody knows how long you will be alive in this world.2021-02-08 05:18:46
EpiIt’s the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ British. Stupid ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can’t handle the fact that people have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right to have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knife. What ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If Russia ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuked them right now I’d be out of my mind excited. ♥♥♥♥ them and everyone who is opposed to knifes and gunsEdit: sorry I was pissed at something else and took it out on the British. But still, they’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2021-02-08 05:18:18
EpiBioShock Infinite was a lot shorter than I thought it would be, but after finishing it i can firmly say that it is one of the best single player games i have ever played. The game looks and runs perfectly for a game that came out 8 years ago. the story and the characters are very well written. I sympathized with the characters which is a very hard thing to come by with a lot of games these days. overall the story was a 10/10 but sometimes during the story I had some trouble understanding what was going on but after completing the game most of the stuff that i was confused about clicked in place. overall if your looking for a short single player game with guns and a good story do not hesitate to pick this game up when it goes on sale.2021-02-08 05:17:48
EpiMy wife caught our son a few nights ago watching porn on his phone. It was a Twitter account that posts porn created in the game Fortnite. Seriously. Video game porn.This isn't the first time we've caught him looking at porn, so I think it's time to have a heart-to-heart talk with him and tell him my history, and what I'm going through to kick my porn habit/addiction.Wish me luck.2021-02-08 05:17:27
Epithat weeknd performance had me so horny, i was deadass naked, you should have seen the velocity of my left and right cheek as they clapped for the weeknd and gave him a round of applause, he is so sexy 🥺🥺🥺2021-02-08 05:17:11
Epiplease let me get a sex doll mom ill be good and ill stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on everything please its so sexy my penis is throbbing and my hand hurts from using the fleshlight please mom im begging you ill give you my ♥♥♥ ill do anything ill get you daddys ♥♥♥ please just let me get the sex doll please please i want it so bad its shiny face ad beautiful eyes made me ♥♥♥ right on the spot and its slim and sexy body had no difference the color of the doll is perfect i wanna wear it please mom just let me get it im tired from using my fleshlight all the time mom please just let me get it ill stop watching porn mom just let me get the sex doll please i need it in my life because my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ needs satisfaction otherwise it will turn blue from the raging erection that i have now please mom i need it so bad mom please2021-02-08 05:16:23
Epi♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end yourself. I’m laughing. So funny. I want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wring your small scrawny-ass neck you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man-♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you, you absolute stupid bag of ♥♥♥♥. You are the reason for the high-male suicide rate. You are the personification of an ass-rape. I wish you would walk into a forest and then not walk out of said forest. ♥♥♥♥♥. Gay. Titty ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Penis Gulper. Jk2021-02-08 05:16:04
EpiI woke up from my bed,Feeling alright,I went down the stairs,Into my living room,When i saw a strange figure,About 5 feet tall,Creeping through my halls,I turned on the light,And saw him,A beautiful creature,From heaven,The ♥♥♥ monster,He went up to me,And grabbed my ♥♥♥♥,Thrusting it quickly,Until ♥♥♥ came out,He drank the ♥♥♥,Until my ♥♥♥♥ was clean,Then started to leave,But before the end,He looked at me,And gave me a gift,He left in a hurry,While dripping from semen,I opened his gift,And i was astonished,It was a jar with joe biden,And ♥♥♥😎2021-02-08 05:15:33
EpiOk, $19 Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes I’m giving it away. Remember, share, share, sHaRe. And trolls, don’t get blocked!2021-02-08 05:15:11
EpiI am irrevocably sorry for my actions. I sincerely apologise, and acknowledge my ineptitude, which was that of being insensitive. I deeply regret my juvenile interjection, and promise you that this will never happen again. Please, continue with your day, knowing that I am a changed man.2021-02-08 05:14:51
EpiWelcome to the cap store what cap would you like🧢 standard👒 fancy cap⛑ protective cap🎩 expensive cap👑 ultimate cap2021-02-08 05:14:33
EpiTears are rolling down my face as I write this Tweet. I am embarrassed, saddened, and downright ashamed to have ever considered myself a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs. I am freeing myself of this poverty franchise and joining the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan base2021-02-08 05:13:09
EpiWhen I was a child, maybe around the age of 10, 11, 12, my Dad took me to see Lawrence of Arabia at our local movie theater. During the intermission I had to pee. When I stepped up to the urinal I started to pass gas and couldn't urinate. One of the guys in the bathroom said out loud, "music to your ears." I became even more embarrassed and left the bathroom without actually peeing at all. I then went to my Dad and told him what happened. I thought he would think it was funny, but he got concerned and asked me if this was something that occurred often. Dads!2021-02-08 05:12:53
Epi🚶‍♂️are you the👁👄👁new girl😜heh☺️ i thought so😌i’ve never seen👀 you before🤔 cone e chee wah ✋🏻 i’m david-kun😚it’s so nice😛to finally meet you🤪you look just like😳my waifu🥵HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹anyways😐i’m so sorry😔about the jerks😡in class😤theyre all👊🏻BAKA👊🏻they only want😭one thing😫not me🥴i just like🤓to watch📺my favourite anime😍jiu jitsu kaisen😍and read manga😎mmmalso👉🏻👈🏻ithinkyourereallycool😅kawaee desu neigh😳🐴HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹HEH👹nghuuh😣i’m sorry😤i’m just nervous😭okay😡it’s just😉well😋it’s just🥵mm I JUST WANT TO KNOW🤔IF I CAN SUCK👅ON YOUR NIPPLETS🤭OKAY❓well😰what do you 👊🏻👊🏻NNGGGH😵2021-02-08 05:12:09
EpiI want to play RobloxWhy is it taking you so long to call me back like I want to play Roblox I want to play Roblox I want to put everything in Roblox everything that I want to put everything every game in Roblox I really want to play Roblox I really wanna play Roblox I really wanna play Roblox I really want to play Roblox I really want to play Roblox I want to play tower of hell I want to play I don’t know there’s tons of games I wanna play I wanna play nothing I mean I wanna play a lot I want to play a lot of Roblox Roblox OK bye2021-02-08 05:11:54
Epi====⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ ====If you see an app called DiscordDO NOT DOWNLOAD IT.It will install a virus called Discord, and if you run it, it will launch Discord====⚠️ATTENTION⚠️====2021-02-08 05:11:37
EpiI like to go to my local playground with my little cute adorable 2 year old twin boys. I like seeing them play with other children it makes Me happy as a mother. It’s good seeing them be happy for once. But I know this can’t last forever. I can make them this happy forever. I know when we get back home my drunk husband will beat us again.2021-02-08 05:11:25
EpiI will ♥♥♥ on anything. Hire me.I will ejaculate on any item or living being. DM for bookings.I will ♥♥♥ on or in anything you want. Prices are negotiable but depend on if I need to travel or if there's any risk on said person you want me to ♥♥♥ on.My loads are average, I don't have porn star balls. If you want a massive load you will have to pay extra so I don't ♥♥♥ for a few days.ETHICS: There are no boundaries, I will ♥♥♥ on your grandma, grandkids or dead fathers ashes.2021-02-08 05:10:36
EpiHey, simp stands for: Sucker idolizing mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥.You really gonna sit there and pretend that 9 foot tall vampiress ♥♥♥♥♥ is mediocre, really? Seems to me like it's probably pretty phenomenal.So I guess I'm saying, I'm more of a SIPP.2021-02-08 05:10:21
EpiWant to go out shopping, senpai? *♥♥♥♥♥ pants cutely* Hee hee! *♥♥♥♥♥ out organs adorably* Oopsie! *♥♥♥♥ drips down leg softly* UWU it's so warm 0///0 *licks a little bit of poop* tasty!! hehe u///u *burps cutely, a little puke coming out* Uh oh!! OwO *♥♥♥♥♥ through panties cutely, tearing them* Oopsie! I made a little accident hehe. w-wait... where did senpai go? *cries, tears mixing with diarrhea* waaaa! *a pool of puke, ♥♥♥♥ and tears forms cutely*2021-02-08 05:08:37
EpiIf you get pulled by a tornado, would the intense winds and stuff on your ♥♥♥♥ make you ♥♥♥?And what would happen if that ♥♥♥ get thrown on something like a public park or near a school? Would you get registered if they found out it's your ♥♥♥?2021-02-08 05:07:50
EpiUpdate 4: I made it into Canada. Not sure where I am, but it's cold as ♥♥♥♥. Hopefully I can find like an abandoned cabin or something, wish me luck.2021-02-07 19:45:14
EpiUpdate 3: The government found my location. While in the pentagon, they snapped a photo of me without me knowing. I never told the lady who I was. The government broadcasted a live message showing my face, the lady (I don't know her name) called 911 immediately. I fled into the woods, still running off the data in my phone. Everyone in America knows who I am and what I look like. I plan on fleeing into Canada, going far past the border. I'm not sure how, but it's my only option.2021-02-07 19:45:06
EpiUpdate 2: Listen, I know about the whole pandemic, but I decided to take refuge in an old lady's home. I took a train from Virginia to Colorado, I know, you may be asking "But isn't the government trying to find you?" To that I answer: yes. But another one of the powers I gained was invisibility... or some form of it. I think I'm safe, it's all over the news. Thank god this old lady is nice enough. I'm not sure how long I will be able to stay, I just hope it's long enough so that the government calls off the search. I might have to sneak into Canada.2021-02-07 19:45:00
EpiUpdate: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to suck my own penis but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.2021-02-07 19:44:55
EpiIt has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.2021-02-07 19:44:45
EpiIf you would like to confirm once and for all whether or not your ♥♥♥♥ has been sucked, you need to go into the nearest medical facility immediately and they will perform a taste test on it. You will have your results back in 3-5 days and maybe then you can talk about not having a sucked ♥♥♥♥.2021-01-17 02:24:53
EpiMore thank likely, your ♥♥♥♥ has been sucked. You are not unique just like the thousands of other people who came before you that claim their ♥♥♥♥ "can't be unsucked." Almost every single one turned out to be falsifying their ♥♥♥♥'s suck status and it's sickening to see this kind of ♥♥♥♥ be used for petty political gain.2021-01-17 02:24:43
EpiUnless you have definitive proof that your ♥♥♥♥ has not been sucked, please stop saying ludicrous claims like this because quite frankly it's disturbing seeing so much misinformation being spread around.2021-01-17 02:24:21
EpiOk, so l-let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that, perhaps, I, Ben, were to ask you, Stacy, to the prom, right now. Now let me ask you, in that situation, would it not be in your best interest to say yes? I mean the answer is obvious, right? Now let's suppose, that in fact, I was doing so right now, in this room. Now, hypothetically, what would your response be?2021-01-17 02:22:45
EpiLamar Addos Franklin **Wassup, can locomotives show up in your cradle?Damn it, buddy. See you at work.♥♥♥♥♥, do not hate me, because I am very dark, so if you give up your old hairstyle, then you have a little on the penis. Oh, and even better, if you stop having sex with a neurosurgeon or a lawyer, Tanisha may call your dog an idiot. Black ...what? !2021-01-17 02:20:46
EpiHe says it every morning. He calls me ♥♥♥♥♥, he calls the other kids ♥♥♥♥♥, he calls himself ♥♥♥♥♥. All the time. ♥♥♥♥♥ this, ♥♥♥♥♥ that, ♥♥♥♥♥ PLEASE. ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ have you lost your mind? ♥♥♥♥♥ check that ho. ♥♥♥♥♥, you bullshittin. Break yourself, ♥♥♥♥♥. He says it so much I don't even notice it anymore. Last week in lunch Riley says to a classmate, "Can a ♥♥♥♥♥ borrow a French fry?" My first thought wasn't "Oh my God he said the word, t-the n-word!" It was "How is a ♥♥♥♥♥ gonna borrow a fry?, ♥♥♥♥♥, is you gonna give it back?"2021-01-17 02:18:10
EpiOwO: Haiiii! OwO: <3 OwO: Huohhhh. OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: Haiiii! OwO: <3 OwO: OWO OwO: OWO OwO: UwU OwO: OWO OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: UwU OwO: OWO OwO: Haiiii! <3 OwO: <3 OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: <3 OwO: OwO OwO: 0w0 OwO: <3 OwO: OwO OwO: HIIII! OwO: UwU OwO: OWO OwO: UwU OwO: HIIII! OwO: Haiiii! OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: OWO OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: 0w0 OwO: OwO: <3 OwO: Huohhhh. OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: OWO OwO: OwO OwO: Huohhhh. OwO: HIIII! OwO: OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: Haiiii! OwO: OWO OwO: 0w0 OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: Huohhhh. OwO: Huohhhh. OwO: <3 OwO: 0w0 OwO: OWO OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: 0w0 OwO: HIIII! OwO: Huohhhh. OwO: <3 OwO: <3 OwO: Huohhhh. OwO: 0w0 OwO: 0w0 OwO: <3 OwO: 0w0 OwO: HIIII! OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: HIIII! OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: Haiiii! OwO: H-hewwo?? OwO: Huohhhh. OwO: UwU OwO: OwO OwO: OWO OwO: Haiiii! OwO: OWO OwO: HIIII! OwO: Haiiii! OwO: <3 OwO: UwU OwO: Haiiii! OwO ʕ•̫͡•ʔ -^ (◠‿◠✿) UwU Huoh. ;; (✿ ♡‿♡) :3 XDDD, fwendo2021-01-17 02:15:04
Epiyou'r a lil ♥♥♥♥♥ boy aren't you? lil baby man? need your diaper changer lil baby man? pissed your pants and need momy to change diaper?????????????????????????????????2021-01-17 02:12:31
Epithat’s an awfully tauntsailors knotcan you escape it?prolly not.try to leave the basement, you’ll get shotpull out my nineit goes pop popto close the door, i lock the lockssee ya tomorrowbut maybe not2021-01-17 01:59:25
Epi@WHEN2021-01-13 05:44:22
EpiGUY BELOW HAS SEX WIKTH PEOPLE NAMED WHENAHAHAHAAAHHHH GAY LOSER\ I L.OVE YOYU GAGGUY2021-01-13 05:44:12
EpiI don't know how you'll receive this message but you need to wake up. Nothing is real. You are not who you think you are. You are Jack Thatcher. You went missing on December 4th, 2003. They took you. They are watching you. Don't go back to sleep. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP47 Comments2021-01-04 02:44:20
Epi♥♥♥♥♥ don't hate me cause I'm beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥, maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut of yours you'd get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥, or better yet, maybe Tanisha would call your dog ass instead of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with that brain surgeon or lawyer she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with2021-01-04 02:43:22
EpiTo do list:1 : your mom2 : your mom3 : your mom4 : your mom5 : your mom6 : your mom7 : your mom8 : your mom9 : your mom10 : your mom2021-01-04 02:42:47
EpiSo I've been having a ♥♥♥♥ year, and for the last few months have been getting more and more depressed. I keep thinking about how I'd be done with all this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if I was dead, and I was planning on just going for it tonight. I was going to say goodbye to someone, and I saw a horny text from a while ago and decided to uhhh go for one last nut. So I did, and then right after I got that yeet of dopamine and post nut clarity was like "bro just be grateful with what you got" and I was like oh ♥♥♥♥, I should be grateful with what I have. Anyway long story short if you're suicidal, crank one out first 👍2021-01-04 02:32:55
EpiA huge shame really, I spent hundreds of dollars to get a professional take my ♥♥♥♥ pics to pick up girls and the pictures are beautiful, my favorite one is with a autumn background and the photographer used a fan so it looks like my pubes are blowing in the wind.2021-01-04 02:32:08
EpiMy President does not need to cheat in order to win. My President loves this country and ALL of its people. My President would not sell this country to our worst enemy, transforming it from a gleaming republic and beacon of freedom to another steaming pile of communist filth. I'm on the side of right and light. You're on the side of subversion and the darkness. You think you won, but all you won is your one way ticket to hell.2021-01-04 02:31:45
EpiSo you call these things “chips”? Instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n’ pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen’s lovey jubily delights?That’s rather bit cringe, innit bruv2021-01-04 02:31:14
EpiNo rape, no ugly fat 50 year old pedophile, no bdsm, no fetishes, no tentacles, completely normal sex, not a harem (although they can be done well), just a couple showing how much they love each other. And its romantic, cute, and feels genuine. I have only seen one other hentai do this, but this has one advatage over it. The dialogue is absolutely positively perfect. Instead of the girl saying "OH MY GOSH ONI CHAN, YOUR SEXUAL REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN IS CURRENTlY ENTERING THE PART OF MY BODY USED FOR SEXUAL REPRODUCTION IN A PLEASURABLE WAY" every 0.0000000002 nano seconds screaming it in an annoying voice, the conversations during the sex actually work perfectly. They talk about how much they love each other, and only briefly, lemme say it again, BRIEFLY mention how it feels every seconds or so. And they only talk occasionally making the situation more intimate. Ladies and Gentleman, the perfect hentai.2021-01-04 02:30:56
EpiBasically i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my hamster, like i usually do, but i forgot to pull out. the hamster had ♥♥♥ leaking from it's eyes and mouth. then it exploded. i felt no remorse. am i a psychopath?2021-01-04 02:28:58
EpiA gap between the thighs, emptiness. A blank space where there should be something to fill the void, but there's nothing.Then a slit as if someone snipped the flesh with scissors. This gooey mess once it's widened just a little bit. It looks painful and infected, flesh rubbing on flesh, a mouth without teeth.I don't understand it but something deep in me desires it and wants nothing more than to taste and touch it with every sensory instrument I own.2021-01-04 02:28:42
EpiHi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.2021-01-04 02:28:24
EpiIf my penis gets hard and decides that it wants sex but I don't, am I still required to have sex anyway? If that violates my consent, does that mean my penis is raping me? And on the flip side, if I violate my penis rights by using viagra, does that mean I'm raping my own penis?2021-01-04 02:27:57
EpiBabe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.2021-01-04 02:26:59
EpiIf you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the movie "UP", he cannot give you it as he can never give you up. But, by doing that, he is letting you down, and thus, is creating something known as the Astley Paradox.2021-01-04 02:26:45
EpiBeing your little brother would be so hot I could hide in your room and wait till night to hear your soft moans then jump out you would be so horny you would have no choice but the ♥♥♥♥ me right then and there2021-01-04 02:26:19
Epiunder section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info2021-01-04 02:25:07
WhenHi master, I think it's time for my dose of milk, meeoww uwu__,.ヘヽ.    / ,ー、 〉     \ ', !-─‐-i / /´      /`ー'    L//`ヽ、     /  /,  /|  ,  ,    ',   イ  / /-‐/ i L_ ハ ヽ!  i    レ ヘ 7イ`ト  レ'ァ-ト、!ハ|  |     !,/7 'ゞ'   ´i__rハiソ|   |     |.从"  _   ,,,, / |./   |     レ'| i>.、,,__ _,.イ /  .i  |      レ'| | / k_7_/レ'ヽ, ハ. |       | |/i 〈|/  i ,.ヘ | i |      .|/ / i:   ヘ!  \ |        kヽ>、ハ   _,.ヘ、   /、!       !'〈//`T´', \ `'7'ーr'       レ'ヽL__|___i,___,ンレ|ノ         ト-,/ |___./         'ー'  !_,./2021-01-03 03:54:39
Epihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHo6HppiPOM Verse 1: Boobe]Susy wanna ♥♥♥♥ meAnd Becky trying to suck meSarah wanna lick meBut Britney say forget meShe be all up on my twitterSaying I got a little dickyBut that heifer just mad I won't fly to MississippiOkay Lizzie like to get drugged upCathy likes to get wastedKate wanna have group sexShe loves it when I taste itTina says I'm hotHannah says 'I rock'Just got a text from KellyShe say she need my ♥♥♥♥I got more white ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than HootersThey be all up on my penisAnd they gonna give me brainsUntil I feel like I'm a geniusEvery time I do a showPour me mo my pimpin never failsHad me backstage dressing room look like Bloomingdale's[Hook Part 1]I got all these white ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I got all these white ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I got all these white ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I got all these white ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥[Hook Part 2]I think I'm the black Hugh HefnerI ♥♥♥♥♥ with all these white bitche2020-12-16 03:47:45
Epiv2020-12-13 03:25:30
Epicooln he raoped me haaaaaaaaaaaaa2020-12-13 03:25:13
nekoholicthis account is signed by an anorexic edgy 15 year old retarded weeb. cheers2020-10-21 14:58:22
SS PigeonShit+rep likes flags and makeup2020-10-20 16:57:19
Epi+rep is a samurai2020-10-12 04:55:22
[DADG]Waffle+rep is based2020-10-09 06:22:49
Jabob♥♥♥♥ your supremacy2020-06-15 18:41:51
SnakeStop drinking2020-06-07 01:40:19
Fugitivestop drinking2020-04-11 07:12:01
Epi7daysFREE2020-04-04 03:37:15
BackwallNice music on your link and cute mew two2020-04-02 07:39:58
Windblade_93Look outside your window2020-03-31 09:23:56
Self-inflicted Cumshot WoundAdd a comment2020-03-30 01:00:01
Rosyblisslooking pretty faggy and edgy doe,, cool but who asked2020-02-23 03:40:52
kennybhappy new year jaker , buy more beers to have a better life :)2020-01-01 02:14:36
Epihappy new year! dont get too drunk2019-12-31 23:54:28
ShadonHappy New year my dude ;) 20202019-12-31 22:46:44
Epimerry KKKhristmas jake hope your not on the naughty list BUT you probably are2019-12-25 14:10:56
ShadonMerry Christmas Bruh ;)2019-12-24 19:00:35
smallspriteMERRY CHRISTMAS2019-12-24 17:30:57
Pratavirgin on swamp cinema paid to win got nothing else to do should've been swallowed2019-12-08 22:41:34
Epi+rep now knows what +rep is2019-12-08 17:06:36
ShadonGiggity2019-12-08 17:04:39
Epi-rep doesnt know what -rep does2019-12-08 17:03:17
Kinky Winky The Depressed Pinky+rep Sexy af and Amazing in Bed i have still yet to stop orgasming.2019-11-15 11:05:14
Coltara ᛉ+ Based and Redpilled2019-11-11 13:35:29
Godspeed™Kiss Ni**as2019-11-08 17:21:29
KioshkaMysticism and miracles all around. Kids with baskets collect sweets. Everyone tries to create an atmosphere of happiness, where all the wishes will be fulfilled, and have fun this evening. That's when Halloween comes, everybody starts to believe in the craziest mystical creatures. Open the door, because they're already knocking. :3 Happy Halloween!2019-10-31 04:08:55
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