| codmain336 | I'll start off..Last summer, I was at a festival with my friends in Portugal Each night we had been downing gallons of wine and so we slept in our crazy hot tents it easily got up to 100 degrees in that region every day till late in the afternoon.On one certain day though I'm woken up by some girl yelling really loud right next to our tent I hear her boyfriend shout something like " I know it's your ♥♥♥♥ because you're on your period and there is blood mixed with it!". I was still half drunk so it took me some time to process these words, but as soon as I did I get out of my tent to watch the show.There are like 20, 30 people watching, and two cops are by the "crime scene" They take the girl after she kept yelling for a couple of minutesApparently they had broken up the night before and out of revenge, she decided to poop all over his stuff in his tent TL;DR: don't get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad, they might ♥♥♥♥ all over your stuff | 2022-06-15 17:01:54 |
| codmain336 | Anyone who has ever stayed up late at night to watch bizarre infomercials knows the inane joy this bargain-basement programming can bring, but r/wheredidthesodago delivers that joy in bite-size segments, all the funnier for the fact that they’re completely bereft of context. Participants in this subreddit track down inexplicable .gifs from infomercials, such as this woman turning into some sort of chewbacca creature made out of pet hair, and then give them humorous titles that imply some sort of new and fanciful context. It’s like a game of competitive improvisation, bookended by clips that are always memorably strange | 2022-06-15 16:55:01 |
| Farted!!! stinker | Hey nice profile. You have a very warm smile, bees must follow you around attracted to the warm honey which surely exudes from your mouth. You look so adorably geeky. So do you like tall strong guys that are well endowed? I can treat you like no one you've met would ever know how to treat you. I promise you'd feel things that you won't experience for awhile. Just be open minded. I'm not a creep, just an experienced and sensuous man who likes to please women. I'm the first one to admit: I am a crotch watcher! I personally think highly of the vagina and try to utilize it's sensual properties as much as possible. You can control everything about meeting bid you feel uncomfortable, you just walk away. But if you are going to be a weird ♥♥♥♥♥ about it and not even message back then i'm not interested, ur the one missing out, have fun fapping to this website and the other weird ♥♥♥♥♥ stuff ur into from your profile. Anyways, holla back ;) | 2022-06-09 15:26:57 |
| Cosmic Heayman | Hi redditBackstory, a few weeks ago my pregnant wife (27f) and I (28m) went to see a movie - Morbius. Around 5 minutes into the movie, her water broke with some contractions, so we left to rush to the hospital. long story short, we welcomed a new member to the family. We haven’t decided on a name at that point, and since her water broke while we were watching Morbius. We decided to name him Morbius.After settling back home 2 weeks ago, and finally got some rest looking after young Morb. I saw that the movie has been trending lately online with good reviews, so i thought why not watch it with Morb. I purchased the blue ray copy off prime, and we watched it last night as a family.So here comes the title, the movie was awful, and we both hated it. My wife and i want to rename our son, and we don’t know how and the process. If anyone could help, it’ll be great. We’re in vic australiatdlr: named new born son Morbius and would like to rename him. | 2022-06-08 03:41:43 |
| Farted!!! stinker | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2020-09-24 22:45:41 |
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