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SteamID64: 76561198363643054
SteamID32: [U:1:403377326]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:201688663
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/pkolmewaa/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198363643054
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Creation: 2017-01-28 07:10:11 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-06-24 18:07:14
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Game Banned: False
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| pkolmewaa | 2023-11-14 17:07:13 |
| pkolmewaa/ttv | 2023-08-20 14:20:25 |
| pkolmewaa | 2023-08-18 18:47:59 |
| pkolmewaa/ttv | 2023-08-03 20:37:02 |
| pkolmewaa | 2023-03-09 12:18:25 |
| pkolmewaa/ttw | 2023-02-22 04:15:33 |
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| burn apple kiwi | 2023-04-01 09:05:31 |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/pkolmewaa/ | 2023-06-18 07:02:42 |
| https://steamcommunity.com/id/megmegmegxd/ | 2023-04-01 09:05:31 |
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| Special. | +rep chill surv | 2024-06-15 07:50:47 |
| blader | eina nx tas neptunas. blet noriu pigaus vandens, tai nusiperku neptuna, atsidarau ir burbuliukai pradeda kilt. blet kodel negali aiskiau parodyt ar gazuotas, ar ne | 2024-04-03 07:44:42 |
| blader | mm... Petite women... Now who does that remind me of? I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I.. I-I cannot! I promised myself that I shall not utter that name! N-n-n-n... NaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!It's.. 💢 It's.. 💢 Going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ curse me! 💢OISHII OISHII~ 😋I'm going to... OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH... These b-br-brat-bratty petite and sly women... They're t-t-teasing m-m-me.. I cannot even count on two hands how many times these p-p-p-p... petite women have been devouring my libido!OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH I will not stand for this injustice! Guhehehehe~ I shall use the seggs tech notes I have gathered through countless journeys to deliver the u-ultimate c-c-c-correction! 💢 | 2023-07-09 04:59:59 |
| blader | Firstly, the gnomes' plan would involve using their size to their advantage, sneaking into human households unnoticed. They would hide in the shadows, observing human behavior, and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Once they've identified their targets, they would strike quickly, using their magical powers to control humans' minds.With humans under their control, the gnomes would start by taking over the entertainment industry, creating movies, TV shows, and music that would brainwash the masses into doing their bidding. They would then infiltrate governments worldwide, manipulating world leaders . Before we know it, the gnomes would have complete control over the world. | 2023-06-30 14:28:38 |
| blader | grill women in the smoker, fry women in a pan, boil women, toast women in a bread toaster, dry age women, put women in the oven, dip women in dough and KFC deep fry them, pressure cook women, roast women over fire pits, microwave women, shove women into a pizza oven, sous-vide women, blowtorch women, sizzle women on australian asphalt, slow cook women, smoke women, turn women into salami, steam women; | 2023-04-13 09:22:29 |
| blader | How to appear studious when the omniscient wiener dog Gods are doing their daily checkups:I always keep an encyclopaedia next to me when I masturbate, as well as a stack of flash cards. If the dark gods materialise in their weiner dog head form, I can quickly act as though I got so caught up in my studies that it aroused me. I shout out "♥♥♥♥ yes, algebra!" and only then do I pretend to see the ghostly, judgemental faces floating beside me. Most of the time it works a treat, I've only been punished twice for disobedience despite doing this trick for years, so give it a shot next time! | 2022-10-28 12:41:02 |
| blader | In order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did you ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut. | 2022-08-30 17:49:33 |
| blader | Whenever I make popcorn at home, I hold the bowl under my sink and wet it before eating. I like seeing all the popcorn shrivel up and get super soft. It tastes a lot better that way.\Whenever you eat popcorn at a theater, do you not just let it sit in your mouth for awile so it melts in your mouth and you can sorta silently chew it down during the quiet parts of a movie so you don't make noise? I did that often enough that I thought it would be more efficient to cut out my saliva wait time and just soak it directly before eating. Also, when I make popcorn at home I use an airpopper and so if I salt it it has no oil and the salt woudl just fall off, but if I soak it wet first then the salt sticks and it tastes closer to movie theater popcorn without spending as much money. | 2022-08-07 15:02:48 |
| blader | I'm an empath, and after seeing the last page, I gotta admit, it was hot, and I nutted. to snuff out an life, an living, thinking life with an whole life with was ended abruptly, just so I could try necrophilia, for an moment of pleasure, while her body's fresh, and warm, and seeing her blank, listless eyes. But thank goodness it's an hentai, I get backchills in RL just looking at blood coming out of someone, and cringe looking at an brutal injury, I also feel sad, pity, and disgust looking at an RL corpss. no I'm not an psycho, but I can't help nutting at guro/snuff/cannibalism hentai, of course, only hentai. I prefer vanilla with good art over this, but, this gets my blood hot. | 2022-05-04 16:51:38 |
| blader | I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to ♥♥♥. So what we came across that day on the woods was obviously unplanned and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down, and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to ♥♥♥ to the internet, I want to ♥♥♥ to anyone who's seen the video, I want to ♥♥♥ to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. | 2022-04-27 09:49:55 |
| blader | But, most importantly, I want to ♥♥♥ to the victim and his family. For, my fans, who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to ♥♥♥. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you. | 2022-04-27 09:49:51 |
| blader | Ok so today I decided to do a little taste experiment. I've decided to ♥♥♥ on doritos. Yes you heard that right, I have ♥♥♥ on doritos. The doritos had a much salter tase, it didn't taste creamy but it expanded the taste of doritos. It's like adding a bit of salt to the dorito and adding more powder to it. The ♥♥♥ projected the flavor of the doritos or how tf do I say it. Any either way I encourage you to start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your doritos for a tasty treat. Cheers 😋 | 2022-04-27 09:45:38 |
| blader | I beat a child. He was just staring at me with his big, stupid face while I ate my delicious 8oz steak. His snot flapping in his nostrils and his eyes blinking out of sync infuriated me. The final straw was when he had the audacity to take a drink of his chocolate milk with his stupid idiot lips. I took my steak knife, which was stained with steak sauce and juices, and I stabbed him in the eyeball 98 times. I then proceeded to dumb an entire bottle of ketchup into his mouth as he screamed in pain. It gurgled with the force of a volcano. Finally, he stopped breathing altogether, and his mother called the police. When the police arrived, I used my half-eaten steak to beat them both to death, then I ran out, stripped off all my clothes, and ran naked through the local daycare, screaming “98 STAB WOUNDS” until I finally was apprehended by the authorities. I am facing 13 life sentences without parole. | 2022-04-07 07:52:25 |
| bladerioduona | It's been 24 hours without Roblox. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Roblox may never come back. Roblox has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Roblox this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of Roblox stocks because I trust Roblox. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. | 2021-10-30 04:44:39 |
| bladerioduona | Although, Roblox being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "We're making things more awesome. Be back soon" page, I vomited. I just hope they mean it when they say soon. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Roblox back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Roblox comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this. | 2021-10-30 04:44:37 |
| blader | Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt? My bouncy caked up dump truck? My thick chonky double-wide badonkadonk? My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jean splitting, thunder clapping, door frame shattering wobble wagon? You mean the mighty celestial planet busting superpower that is my BIG FAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS? well what about it? | 2021-10-13 19:56:19 |
| blader | Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų Avinų rančos dušuose.Dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai norintys būti čiulpiami.Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų norinčių būti išpisti.Kaubojai Avinų rančos dušuose.Ant kelių, trokštantys čiulpti kaubojiškus bybius.Avinų Ranča zajabyyyys.Įkaitę, kieti, raumeningi kaubojai, jų bybiai stipriai virpa.Dar Aštuoniolika laukinių kaubojų ant pievelės.Dideli, stambūs bybiai kokie kieti.Orgijos Avinų rančos dušuose.Dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai talžo kaubojų žopą.Lyg Avinų brydė per morčių.Milžiniški, kieti, virpantys bybiai čiulpiami ypatingai giliai.Kaubojai, net pisami per miegus.Avinų Ranča ... Geraai.Kaubojams patinka dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai. | 2021-06-16 16:26:26 |
| blader | Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų Avinų rančos dušuose.Dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai norintys būti čiulpiami.Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų norinčių būti išpisti.Kaubojai Avinų rančos dušuose.Ant kelių, trokštantys čiulpti kaubojiškus bybius.Avinų Ranča zajabyyyys.Įkaitę, kieti, raumeningi kaubojai, jų bybiai stipriai virpa.Dar Aštuoniolika laukinių kaubojų ant pievelės.Dideli, stambūs bybiai kokie kieti.Orgijos Avinų rančos dušuose.Dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai talžo kaubojų žopą.Lyg Avinų brydė per morčių.Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų Avinų rančos dušuose.Dideli, kieti, virpantys bybiai norintys būti čiulpiami.Aštuoniolika nuogų kaubojų norinčių būti išpisti.Kaubojai Avinų rančos dušuose.Ant kelių, trokštantys čiulpti kaubojiškus bybius.Avinų Ranča zajabyyyys. | 2021-06-16 16:26:23 |
| blader | Taip rašo politkalinių, tremtinių knygoj. Ir aišku kaip ir šiais laikais, į teisėjus, taip anais laikais į visur į spectarnybas galėjo tik jie papult. KAS ČIA BLET PER BEZABRAZIJA? Kaip čia pinigų negali niekad niekur pasikeist? Prie lito buvo visiškai kitaip o dabar BLET, grąžą nachuj. VA, BLET, kiek atidavė? Penki plius trys... AŠTUONIS BLET. Trajaką liko skoloj iš dvacoko, nes aš turėjau aštuonis mokėt, blet ir nebuvau įspėtas, kad reiks mokėt, čia jau Lemona pri-PRIPIZDIELINO. | 2021-06-07 22:47:34 |
| blader | Lina Klimonienė, vadybininkė blet neįspėjo nieko nachuj nei raštu nei žodžiu niekaip blet, kad reiks čia smulkių pinigų turėt kaime, kažkur kažką vat pirkt mokėt. BLET tas jevrėjas nachuj kas čia per pinigai, kieno čia blet sugalvota? Kad Europos sąjungos šalis visas sujungt į vieną, padaryt JEVRĄ, o iš Amerikos AMERĄ, blet ir biblinį GOGĄ IR MAGOGĄ, kas čia yra? Žydų kilmės galimai Grybauskaite atsakyk... ATSAKYK KODĖL TAVO MORDA ŽYDIŠKA BLET! ATSAKYK KODĖL LIETUVIŲ PINIGUS NAIKINI! SVETIMŠALIŠKUS ĮVEDI, KODĖL Į SĄJUNGAS JUNGI? | 2021-06-07 22:47:18 |
| blader | Kur lietuvių tauta skalbimo milteliais pirkta. NATO saugo kaip sarginis šuo. MENTAI VISI, nevisi gal Grybauskaitės ♥♥♥♥̇j. PADARYKIT TVARKĄ BLET ŠITĄ SUKA NACHUJ IŠPIRDOLINKIT BLET KUR Į IZRAELĮ KUR MANAU JOS TIKRA TĖVYNĖ, TEN GAL PASIJAUS GERIAU IR SVETIMŲ PINIGŲ, BLET, NEĮVEDINĖS. KODĖL ŽYDAI BLET JEVRO NEĮSIVEDĖ? KODĖL ŠVEICARAI NEĮSIVEDĖ? KODĖL ANGLAI NEĮSIVEDĖ? VA TIE KUR GERAI GYVENA BLET IR TEBEGYVENA. Ir neįsivedė. O MUS, VARAI SUKA KALE Į UŽSIENĮ, ČIA GIMUSIUS, AUGUSIUS NUO AMŽIŲ, KAS ČIA DA BLET TOJ LIETUVOJ DAROSI AŠ GALVOJU. BLET. PAIMT VIENĄ DIENĄ IR TVARKĄ PADARYT NACHUJ | 2021-06-07 22:47:15 |
| blader | Nu tu kurva kurva blet vladi blet tu suka nahui kurva dar geresnių blet nahui piderastynų negalėjai rast, aik tu nahui kurva su savo tom blet pigiom salerkom blet, kurva jabal javaš iminina blet nahui kurva triperiau tu nahui nelaimingas blet, kad tave blet šikantį blet sutrauktų nahui kurva kurva mai, eina pyzdon blet nahui kurva, kaip čia blet nahui kurva reikės dabar apsisukt blet nahui kurva suka tu ble | 2021-06-04 17:39:43 |
| blader | Space is literally the stupidest thing there is. I cant even fathom giving a ♥♥♥♥ about space. To do what? Eat, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ the same way you do here, but in Mars? Be clinically depressed and eat doritos while watching anime, but in the moon? Space, like sex, is just another promise of the pleasure, of release, but when we get there, like when your coom into a woman, we’re just going to find precisely what we’ve known was there all along: nothing. Just the same dread and disappointment that follows us everywhere. Stop externalizing life to objects or ideas, OP. You’ll be the same loser in Jupiter that you are here. | 2021-05-07 15:17:03 |
| blader | Anime is for otakus and nerds who have nothing else to do but succumb to the escapism of 2D character drawings. Anime consumers have NO rights and should be subject to the full weight of the law. If you have an anime avatar your opinion not only doesn't count, but I will automatically think the opposite of what you tell me.- Socrates ( 469 BC - 399 BC ) | 2021-05-07 15:11:34 |
| blader | every time I hear someone say the baby, I cant help but say "yeah yeah" or "lets gooo". It has ruined my life. I lost my family over dababy. it hurts, I can only think about him. I nut to dacar. please help me and my soul | 2021-05-07 15:11:03 |
| blader | Just visited the USA. Hard to believe that just months ago (before the election of Joe Biden as president) it used to be considered a developed and first world nation. In just a few months the crops were dead the electricity was cut off all the buildings were burnt the water supply was poisoned and chaos was everywhere.I tried to buy some bread in American currency ('dollars') but it was inflating so rapidly that the store clerk asked me to barter instead. I pulled out some Euros and he fell at my feet begging for the EU to save them and how electing Joe Biden was a mistake. | 2021-05-07 15:10:36 |
| blader | I went outside with my bread and was stared at by the starving locals. Some child soldiers of the local warlord approached me and demanded the bread. When I refused they shot me with their guns, however as they were too poor for real guns they could only afford water guns. They then lead me to the local strongman warlord. He asked me if I was a foreigner and I said yes. Then he fell to his knees and begged me to buy the diamonds he had mined because he was failing to feed his child soldier army. I took pity on the man and handed him 5 euros (more than the average Biden era American will make in their lifetimes). He thanked me and the entire city held a festival in my honourHonestly the conditions in the USA are truly horrific, I guess the cons were right. Joe Biden as the President truly did destroy America. | 2021-05-07 15:10:34 |
| blader | This past weekend my son had his girlfriend over for dinner and I was having a really hard time keeping my eyes off her. she really is a very attractive young lady. She was wearing black leggings that were so tight that they left little to the imagination. I could clearly see her thong line through them and her small camel toe. I could not stop thinking about how that shaved ♥♥♥♥♥ must taste. After dinner I went into my office and put on some porn and found a woman that resembled her and got a fist full of lube and jerked off and blew a massive load into a wad of tissue | 2021-05-07 15:06:48 |
| blader | this is galic and fahjeel i don't know about english, but safety for the virus corona, this is lemin this is machine, just put... in start it every morning one glass take it afternoon noon uhhh dinna after eat you take one glass if you have black pressure if you have diabete if you hab mental problem ib you have uh euhhh lood the way you wanna lose the way, 100% you loose the weight 100% loose the way, garlic and fahjeel and lemin and noon machine tha da. You just put, you just put, after finish you just drink it, every morning after breakfast afteeerrr dinner uhh you take one glass in the morning one glass after dinner one glass you hundred perc | 2021-05-07 14:03:24 |
| blader | Red sus. Red suuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha! Why aren't you laughing?I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How canyou not laugh at it? Emergency meeting! Guys, this here guy doesn't laughat my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead bodyreported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an imposter. Among Usin a nutshell hahahaha! What?! You're still not laughing you ass off?!I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and you STILL aren't .'.LAUGHING?!?! Bruh. Ya hear that? Woooosh. What's wooosh? Oh, nothing..Just the sound of the joke flying over your head! r/ woosh! Whats that?You think I'm annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyways, yea, gottago do tasks. Hahahahahahahaha! | 2021-01-04 13:58:32 |
| blader | Simp? Me? I'm not a simp, I degrade every woman I meet down to tears, I made my mom cry while i was still in her womb while also making her crave pure protein powder for the entire 9 months, I was born with a six pack and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a nurse a few hours after, no one can stay in the same room as me for more than a couple of minutes because of the suffocating masculine aura that I emit, I'm the furthest thing in existence from a simp so you better watch who the ♥♥♥♥ you're calling simp because I'll ♥♥♥♥ you up and make every women in your entire family cry like the low tier humans they are. | 2021-01-04 13:56:54 |
| blader | bababoe bababoe bababoe bababoe | 2021-01-04 13:56:07 |
| blader | what’s your squirting distance? how many fingers do you use? do you fart? what it smell like? do it jiggle? what’s the ph balance of the squirt? you be secreting juices? can i try it? do it taste like premium spring water? what’s the ph balance of the squirt? | 2020-12-24 19:47:58 |
| blader | I am senpai’s toy, his object, his possession. He owns my body and soul. He may play with me however and whenever he wants to, all that is mine is his, whatever he wants he gets, whatever he wants done is done. | 2020-12-24 19:47:51 |
| blader | I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 then we'll be friends.also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. | 2020-12-24 19:47:00 |
| blader | SO I WAS JERKING OFF IN MY ROOM WHEN MY MOM CAME AND WAS ABOUT TO OPEN MY DOORI DIDNT WANT HER TO KNOW I JERK OFF AND I COULDNT STOP I WAS ABOUT TO ♥♥♥ BUT I DIDNT HAVE ANYWHERE TO ♥♥♥ AND HIDE IT........BUT THEN I SAW MY DOG IN THE SIDE OF MY BEDI HAD NO CHOICE I HAVE TO ♥♥♥ INSEIDE MY DOGS BUTTHOLESO I GRABED MY DOG AND LINED HIM UP TO MY 6.5 INCH PENIS AND POP IT WENT IN AND WHEN IT I CAME SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD SOME JIZZ EVEN CAME OUT OF HIMSO MY MOM OPENS THE DOOR AMD SEES ME WHEN MY ♥♥♥♥ IN MY DOGS BUTTHOLE AND SHES ALL LIKE "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS WRONG WITH U" AND IM ALL LIKE "WHY DIDNT U KNOCK DUMBASS"NOW SHE THINKS IM A DOG ♥♥♥♥♥♥........ BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW I JERK OFFTHANKS FOR COMING TO MY STORY TIME BYEEEE | 2020-10-09 08:43:26 |
| blader | I 100% ♥♥♥♥ my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call 'the husband stitch'. Then, I take two Ziploc bags and I fill them with Amy's Organic Lentil Soup, which I microwave to exactly 98. 6 degrees not enough to burn you, but just enough to feel warm and inviting. Then I place them in the slit of the pillow. There's another slit in the back, but that's only for my birthday. | 2020-10-06 11:12:01 |
| blader | Okey u see theres this thing we call masturbating. Only guy’s do it so u wont understand. Masturbating is used to achieve orgazms so theres obviusly no point in masturbating for wamen cause they dont orgazm.The jouke is that guys masturbate and hand get muscular. U wont get it cause girls are less intelect on average (its sience, i say on average but im not seksist) butt still I tried to explain so what about some feet pics?🥰 | 2020-09-27 15:09:49 |
| blader | I worked on a ranch one summer taking care of dairy cows 🐄 and I'll tell ya something about baby cows: they give the best blowjobs ur ever gonna get. See, a mother cow's udders are about the same size as a ♥♥♥♥, so its just instinct for a calf to latch on and start sucking, AND BOY DO THEY SUCK, like bois, they REALLY want the jizz 😩 I had a favorite, her name was 852 and she absolutely adored me💓 and would get me soooo excited when i came around for my routine morning "milking" 💦💦💦(oh gawd, im getting a massive boner just typing this) She was such a good girl.So dont eat cows. | 2020-09-27 15:08:51 |
| blader | nsfwDaddy: *tucking me in*Me: sir, do I get a goodnwight kissDadd: *kisses me gently* of course princessMe: *puwls down my panties, bending over and fwexing my butthole* what about her? Does she get a kiss?Daddy: *pulls out my tapeworm and gives it smoochies* of course she does | 2020-09-27 14:36:30 |
| blader | HEY PEOPLE PLEASE HELP ME. I STREAM ON MIXER FOR A LIVING AND THE WEBSITE IS SHUTTING DOWN. MY ENTIRE LIVELY HOOD DEPENDS ON MIXER. OH ♥♥♥♥ OH ♥♥♥♥ THEY ARE RECOMMENDING THAT I MOVE OVER TO FACE BOOK GAMING. STREAMING ON FACEBOOK GAMING IS AN ABSOLUTE SIN AND SHOULD NOT BE ACCEPTED. PEOPLE WHO STREAM ON FACEBOOK GAMING ARE LESS THAN HUMAN. I MIGHT HAVE TO MOVE TO TWITCH TO START MY PORN DEBUT. | 2020-06-24 13:51:26 |
| blader | So I have a grower type penis, when ever I'm out walking or in any kinds of transportation and I get just a tad horny from seeing something or even without I always drop some precum in my underwear, which is fairly annoying cuz when it goes back to being soft it feels like it's drowning in precum, I mean I'm not the horniest guy out there but it's always been an issue for me, is there anyway to avoid this? | 2020-06-24 13:50:04 |
| blader | Huh? All I want is a virgin girlfriend just to let some random guy take her virginity before me. They will turn my once innocent girlfriend into a ♥♥♥♥ crazed slut that's getting multiple monster ♥♥♥♥♥ every day and ruining her once perfect untouched ♥♥♥♥♥. Then they'll knock her up and leave the pathetic virgin loser cuck husband to take care of her. Maybe when she gets fat, old and used up, she will say ♥♥♥♥ it and let me ♥♥♥♥ her and lose my virginity, but she won't even feel my pathetic little dicklet.What's wrong with that? | 2020-06-24 13:49:29 |
| blader | My sister is 8 years older than me and still hasn't grown a penis yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😂😂!!! I saw her changing clothes and her penis still hasn't grown yet, what a loser! I grew a penis faster than her 🤯 ! I think she's jealous that I grew it faster because she keeps trying to steal it by pulling it, putting her mouth on it, and even putting it in the hole where her penis is supposed to grow from 😫 . I don't want my penis to get stolen, but it feels funny when she tries to take it 😮😍. Should I let her keep doing it, or should I keep my penis safe from her and make her stop by telling mom? | 2020-06-24 13:31:42 |
| blader | Thank goodness my queen is here again. I have deeply missed her. After the purchase of madam's bathwater, I have been drooling for more. I simply cannot live without my queen Delphine. She is the owner of my life and I uwu every time I see her. I hope she sees this and knows that I love her. I am a premium Patreon subscriber and I deeply enjoy the pictures that she posts there. The cosplay is exquisite. All hail queen Delphine. | 2020-06-18 08:44:24 |
| blader | im femboy boygirl male female shemale hermaphrodite : as female male boygirl girly i heve Long Hair ♥♥♥♥♥ boob ♥♥♥♥ and girly butt im White boygirl and im sissyboygirl a as boygirl im in im im in figure skating and cheerleading and ballet [gymnastics Figure Roller Skating Artistic Roller Skating Acrobatic Gymnastics ballroom dancing rhythmic gymnastics and swimming and diving and Synchronized Swimming im boygirl male female as Ladyboy as sissy Ladyboy im boygirl male female a as is ts gymnast cheerleader ballerina ballet dancer ice dancer Swimmer i heve new Sport soon as Equestrian Vaulting as gymnastics and dance on horseback | 2020-06-18 08:42:17 |
| blader | איך וועל דיר ענדיגן. איך וועל ענדיקן איר, דיין משפּחה און אַלעמען וואָס איר האָט ליב. איך וועל גיינ אַף איר און איך וועל ניט האַלטן ביז עס איז געשען. באַרען איר, איך האָפֿן דיין בלאַדליין ענדס. איר פאַרדינען צו דערפאַרונג סאָף גענעם | 2020-06-18 08:41:08 |
| blader | Yesterday I was watching porn with my dog when I started doing the whip nae nae uncontrollably, after the seizure feeling was gone I quickly left to the doctors without even pausing the porn, he diagnosed me with whip nae nae, I ended up whip nae naeing home to find out the bastard dog was jerking his small dog penis without me, I beat him and did the whip nae nae on his corpse, I am now in prison for the disappearance of a child in 2017 | 2020-06-16 02:26:49 |
| blader | I can’t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take this anymore, for 3 years I had nonstop thoughts of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a thicc assed demon girl, with medium-small tiddies. Every night, I jerk off to succubus hentai. It got to the point to where I needed to buy a new phone because I ran out of storage. my penis has multiple blisters from nonstop jacking off to succubus hentai, i then look at the tissues in shame because I know that it should’ve been in tight succubus ♥♥♥♥♥. I bought a ouija board and black candles so I can summon a demon girl. Anyone know any techniques for summoning a thicc assed demon girl, with medium-small tiddies. Thanks! | 2020-06-05 01:35:41 |
| blader | i’d say my balls are pretty plump. you can easily cup them in the palm of your hands, they’re squishy but not too squishy, they’re firm but not too firm. i’ve had multiple doctors hold my balls while i turn and cough tell me “wow your balls are outstanding” and i simply replied with “i know”. my balls are like perfect little stress balls. i once hired a prostitute and in the end she paid me, solely for my balls. my balls are smooth, not a wrinkle in sight. when i came out of the womb (balls first) everyone gasped, not because i came out balls first but because they couldn’t handle how outstanding my balls were. so to answer your question doctor, no i’ve never been checked for testicular cancer. | 2020-04-24 17:02:13 |
| blader | I just don't understand what's wrong with like worshiping a girl. There's nothing wrong with that. Girls deserve to be worshiped. Not saying specifically me...but girls should be worshiped. Simping isn't bad. Simping is KING ♥♥♥♥ okay. You're a king if you're not afraid to simp. | 2020-04-24 15:08:54 |
| blader | I wish I were born a twink male. I could become one of those sissy ♥♥♥♥ worshippers. I'd be an emasculated gay boy anyway so it wouldn't matter. Or better yet, I'd get a boyfriend, I'd worship him and him only, I'd be so cute for him, we'd play vidya together and then I'd play with his penis while he's busy. Even if I couldn't get a boyfriend I'd at least have a ♥♥♥♥ of my own. God | 2020-04-24 15:08:10 |
| blader | Guys I am worried after what my homie did. Me and my homie were bored one day so we got together and always said no ♥♥♥♥. We adopted 2 kids and have spent 1 year together and we are engaged and getting married. So one day I am feeling horny and I go to my homie and we ♥♥♥♥, it's good, and I said no ♥♥♥♥. 6 minutes in I notice his socks aren't on and then it hits me, he didn't say no ♥♥♥♥. I am shocked. I asked him to say no ♥♥♥♥ but he ignored me. Is he gay? Am I gay? How do I tell the kids that the other dad is gay? | 2020-04-22 17:10:27 |
| blader | I, a racist ♥♥♥♥ rater, found your ♥♥♥♥ exceptional.As an expert ♥♥♥♥ rater, I can say that your ♥♥♥♥ without a doubt, is one of the most fascinating I have ever seen. Now as you're black, and am racist, I would be extremely biased and give you a horrid rating. But with the intensity of the magnitude of your phallus, I have thrown out every single bit of bias I had for membrane assessments. Not only is the size phenomenal, but the color ratio is also absolutely perfect. | 2020-04-04 16:24:10 |
| blader | Since you decided you want my attention, how about you kill me in a real gunfight. My old account had over 100k gamer score before it got banned. I'm 6,3 200lbs with a brown belt in jujitsu, Mercedes e55 amg, broadcast major getting all a's and b's in a big university, bang multiple women in the span of a month, part time job, gonna be making 150k a year in 6 months, you think I care about you? | 2020-04-02 09:53:25 |
| blader | Let the haters hate my brothers. FAT MAN PORN (FMP) & FAT MEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (FMF) is coming around. It's LONG PAST DUE. LARGE AND IN CHARGE. We may not be porn stars, but us fat guys love food, sex, breeding, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just like 'big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ need love too'. So do us 'big bastards'. Deep down inside ladies, you want a big, cuddly, sweet, teddy bear looking, fat, chubby, overweight or obese man to keep your bodies and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ warm during the winter. Embrace the new coming norm in porn. | 2020-04-02 09:46:05 |
| blader | Somebody once told me we're no strangers to love.You know the rules and I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.She was looking for a full commitment which I'm thinking of.You wouldn't get this thumb in the shape of an L from any other guy.I just want to tell you that the years start comingGotta make you understand that they don't stop coming.Hey now, never gonna give you up, get your game on go play.Hey now, never gonna let you down, get the show on, get paid.Only shooting stars make you cry and say goodbye.Never gonna tell a lie and break the mold. | 2020-04-02 09:42:30 |
| blader | peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birthI am being 100 percent serious when I say this. This shouldn't even be an unpopular opinion, people just don't think about what the word "difficult" actually means.Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to a lack of skill, practice, or technique. | 2020-04-02 09:40:16 |
| blader | Peeing with a boner often requires creative problem-solving skills, especially in small spaces. There is no creative problem-solving aspect of giving birth. Additionally, the way humans have evolved for these two actions supports my point. Giving birth is a natural process, which humans have evolved to be able to do. The female body is literally designed so that it can give birth with the lowest possible chance of error. The only real error that can happen is a miscarriage, which is also a natural occurrence, not a failure that occurs due to a lack of skill in giving birth. | 2020-04-02 09:40:14 |
| blader | The male body, on the other hand, has evolved specifically so that peeing with a boner is very difficult. The only purpose for having a boner is to impregnate a woman, so the male body evolved to prevent urination during sex. On top of the difficulty in simply getting the pee to flow, there's the issue of actually positioning yourself so that the boner is pointing into the toilet bowl (urinals are much easier, but not always an option). In the past, I have had to give up and wait until my boner goes away because it was simply too difficult to actually pee in the toilet. There has never been a case where a woman has tried to give birth after being pregnant for nine months, not been able to do it, and said "♥♥♥♥ it" and waited 3 more months to try again because it would be easier the second try. Giving birth happens, every single time, because it's a natural process - peeing with a boner is the opposite.In conclusion, peeing with a boner is hard. | 2020-04-02 09:40:01 |
| blader | If you're not a simp, then you're gayBecause if you thirst after girls, that's called being a normal teenage boy, but if you don't thirst after girls then you're probably gay | 2020-04-02 09:39:43 |
| blader | the craziest thing just happened Alright so I'm there in the garage minding my own business and I hear a feint whisper from afar I approach the mysterious groans and they begin to sound familiar Suddenly I hear 'flip... Flip me over, morty' It was none other than my uncle. Richard Sanchez. He had turned himself into a pickle?! I was dumbfounded, in shock and amazement. How could this be? | 2020-03-11 18:55:09 |
| blader | I am not a simp. A simp is a person of the male gender who treats other males with less dignity, belittles them, and punishes them for no wrongdoing in the eyes of a woman. My name is Brylan Bristopher Woods, I hunt simps down like a priest on a sunday. I will never belittle those under brotherhood and i'm excruciatingly angry that you would suggest such a thing with no facts or logic. If you do so, I may need to own you in a political debate | 2020-03-11 18:19:38 |
| blader | The other day, I saw a gorilla, couldve been a chimpanzee, WHO CARES. It licked its lips at me 👄. I kinda got horny. Chimpanzee ♥♥♥♥♥? NYEM NYEM NYEM, ITS GOOD ♥♥♥♥♥. It's all we got out here... Black nipple tribe, signing out, NYEM NYEM NYEM. | 2020-03-11 18:19:03 |
| blader | There once 'ere man with ♥♥♥♥'n ballsWho decked with ♥♥♥ the holy hallsChastity belt could do no harmPolice packed him to milking farmAnd there he is living every man's dreamUrethra sounded with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mod team | 2020-03-11 15:08:07 |
| blader | I have an entire network of supercomputers developed by DARPA that are internationally connected via a network of absurdly long, hidden fiber optic cables. With this advanced FCC-certified gigacomputer, I can store over 700 Zettabytes (700ZB) of hardcore post-orgasm torture hentai and download over 41,000,068,919,002 images per second. | 2020-03-11 15:07:50 |
| blader | Hey buddy, I know you drank my 2 liters of ♥♥♥ I had in the oven. I spent all day draining old man ♥♥♥♥ for that juicy, steamy, milky ♥♥♥ and you drank all of it. What the ♥♥♥♥ is your problem? | 2020-03-09 09:04:32 |
| blader | If being goth is a crime then arrest me for the murder of 3 people please god someone stop me this isn't a joke this is a literal cry for help please make the voices stop they keep asking me for more and more and I just want it all to go away sweet jesus help me | 2020-03-09 09:03:51 |
| blader | And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. I’ve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simped– never simped for a girl. I’ve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not I’m a simp. Well, I’m not a simp. I’ve never simped for any girl I’ve got. I am not a simp. | 2020-03-07 16:35:13 |
| blader | wake up in mornin. birds chirping. kids playing. fresh scent of full english creeps up my nose filling my heart with pride, lust an juberlashion. vivid flashbacks to dreams of brexit with a smile on my face. head downstairs an belch god save the queen. proud day to be british | 2020-03-07 16:33:26 |
| blader | Hey can I get a booty pic with youw panties on and one without them on? Can I awso get get 3 diffewent of youw boobs any position? Awso, can I get just a nowmaw pic of youw ♥♥♥♥♥ fwom the fwont and one whewe’s it’s spwead a bit open. Can I get a pictuwe of you fingewing youwsewf? Can I get an invewted miwwow pictuwe of youw ass and ♥♥♥♥♥ in one shot? Can I get one pic of just youw ♥♥♥♥♥ and nothing ewse? Can I get 3 feet pics with youw ♥♥♥♥♥ in the backgwound? Can I get an ovewexposed 2x zoom of youw asshowe with the sepia fiwtew can I get 6 pics of youw titties fwom undew youw shiwt? Thanks | 2020-03-07 16:31:20 |
| blader | جو بايدن كلب مسعور، يجب أن ينضرب حتى الموت بعص | 2020-03-04 13:40:20 |
| blader | Ma’am, I’m a doctor.Coronavirus symptoms first appear in this vagina and/or anus. I will need you to send me images of your anus from the back, with your ♥♥♥♥♥ shown as well.If you arch your back in such a way, please reveal your titties as well, as I can inspect them too.Send a video of your ass shaking. And a vid of you farting. That’ll help me study faster. Spread your ♥♥♥♥♥ for me. Please this will help me and my doctor friends study faster.This is urgent ma’am. | 2020-03-04 13:39:54 |
| blader | I’m daddy’s little girl. I can pretty much get away with anything in the world…except not wearing my seat belt. Last year seat belts saved over 19,000 lives in the United States alone. So every time you get the in the car, make sure you buckle up…so you’ll always be daddy’s little girl. | 2020-03-04 13:38:47 |
| blader | You know what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turns me on more than anything else?Mmmm, I'll tell you: bodies that participate in the democratic process. Ooooo, yeah. Fill that hole, baby, mark your candidate of choice. Jesus, yes, I love it when you uphold your civic duty by participating in the elections that impact our republic. ♥♥♥♥. You're making me shake, you're making me ache. Oh my God... is that an "I voted" sticker? You sexy mf, you know what I want in my mouth right now? The words, "Thank you so much for voting today" overflowing all over the street where everyone can see it and hear it.Vote you sexy beast. Vote like it's your last ♥♥♥♥[ing vote]. | 2020-03-04 13:38:16 |
| blader | Okay, let’s see what we’re working with... Woah- Nice ♥♥♥♥. Thick but not too flaccid. Perfect length. A nice 80° angle. Could trim the hairs a bit but we’ll work on it. Yep... I’d say that’s a pretty nice ♥♥♥♥. I rate it... 8.5 / 10. Good job, kiddo. | 2020-03-04 13:37:38 |
| blader | Hey i dont see whats wrong with wanting to ♥♥♥♥ a cartoon character. If my brain gets turns on by a pair of massive animated titties, then I have EVERY RIGHT to get a chub and want to get a wet little wank in. | 2020-03-04 13:37:20 |
| blader | did u kbno? ur contry have corona virus. i am coron virs isnspektor and say if u go ouytside u died. go otside? more lioke go deuid :) | 2020-02-28 14:05:37 |
| blader | ヽ(´ー｀) Fwiends...Womans (￣Д￣)ﾉヽ(´o｀) Countwymen...wend me youw eaws (´・ω・｀)i come to buwy caesaw, not to pwaise him. (*´-`)the eviw dat mwen do wivs aftew them; the good is oft intewwed with theiw bones; so wet it be with caesaw. (´ω｀)The nobwe bwutus hath towd chu caesaw was ambitious: if it wewe so, it was a gwievous fauwt, and gwievouswy hath caesaw answew’d it. ( ˘ω˘ )when dat the poow have cwied, (´；ω；`) caesaw hath wept: | 2020-02-18 14:16:01 |
| blader | ambition shouwd be mwade of stewnew stuff: yet bwutus says he was ambitious; and bwutus is an honouwabwe mwan. (￣￣)ゞ chu aww did see dat on the Wupehrcahwi thwice pwesented him a kingwy cwown, which he did thwice wefuse: was dis ambition?? ＿φ(￣ー￣ )yet bwutus says he was ambitious; and, suwe, he is an honouwabwe mwan. (つ´Д`) つ i speak not to dispwove what bwutus spoke,hewe i am to speak what i do know. ( *｀ω´) chu aww did wove him once, not without cause: what cause withhowds chu then, to mwouwn fow him??(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ o judgment!! thou awt fwed to bwutish beasts, and mwen have wost theiw weason. Beaw with me;mwy heawt is in the coffin thewe with caesaw, (●´ω｀●) and i mwust pause tiww it come back to me. | 2020-02-18 14:15:59 |
| blader | I’m not gay. I AM straight. I love Titties, Vaginas, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (of girls). I love to have sex with girls with my penis. Gay people? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, But I am not one of them, nope I’m not. | 2020-02-18 14:13:46 |
| blader | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can I just say how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot Bubba is? His luscious thighs, his bountiful belly. It just gets me going. I want to share a bowl of his steamy hot chilli as we slurp it up like the dogs from Lady and the tramp. I want him so hush me to sleep at night as his soothing chainsaw rumbles under the sunset. I just want to see Bubba in nothing but his yellow apron making dinner as I get home from work. Bubba is my wife and I love him so much. | 2020-02-18 14:12:58 |
| blader | Does your penis hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Does your penis hang low?Does your penis stand high? Does it reach up to the sky? Does it droop when it’s wet? Does it stiffen when it’s dry? Can you wave it at your neighbor With an element of flavor? Does your penis stand high?Does your penis flip-flop? Can you use it as a mop? Is it stringy at the bottom? Is it curly at the top? Can you use it for a swatter? Can you use it for a blotter? Does your penis flip-flop?Does your penis stick out? Can you waggle it about? Can you flap it up and down As you fly around the town? Can you shut it up for sure When you hear an awful bore? Does your penis stick out?Does your penis give snacks? Is it all filled up with wax? Do you eat it in the morning Do you eat it in the bath? Do you eat it with a scone Or do you eat it on its own? Does your penis give snacks? | 2020-02-18 14:11:17 |
| blader | i just want a man to ♥♥♥ in me and shake me like a margarita wanna feel his dna fuse with my lower intestines forever wanna fart a few of his babies out every few days just to feel something | 2020-02-18 14:10:46 |
| blader | If you have a vagina, your opinion doesn't matter. "No penis, no opinion."I once got banned from a discord with a 'certain' sociological leaning for "debating" a woman about male circumcision. She favored it because of her beliefs in health effects and cleanliness. I told her that as a woman, it really wasn't up to her, and her opinion wasn't as valid as mine.Alright, so my title might be a little strongly worded and clickbaity. Obviously that sentence isn't literally what I mean to the word. But I found it very annoying, especially as it was right after the women's march where I repeatedly saw signs saying "no vagina, no opinion." Fair enough...but why should the rules be different for you?It's an issue that's not about women, nor should it be "up to women" to decide, and to decide on how men can talk about it. | 2020-02-14 07:36:51 |
| blader | I just searched coronavirus on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a picture of the great Chinese leader Xi Dingling appeared before me? This is a very bad Omen! 我是個迷 | 2020-02-14 07:35:42 |
| blader | me: *Lies on my hard cumstained bedroom floor playing skillet-monster with monster energy*Mom: OH MY GOSH, MY SON IS A FURRY!!!Me: *SLAMS DOOR* MOM!! >XC ITS NOT A PHASE. ITS NOT A PHASE MOM. I TOLD YOU IM A GAY, FURRY, MINECRAFT NAZI GAMER EMO EDGY COOL KID.Mom: IM DISOWNING YOU. I CANT TOLERATE YOUR STUPID RAMPANT SEX HABITS WITH THE DOG. HES ONLY A PUPPY AND HES GOT CANCER!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! YOUR 48 YEARS OLD!!Me: SHUT UP, LET ME FINISH MY MINECRAFT GAME WITH MY BOYFRIEND, HES STARTING NURSERY SOON AND IM TRYING TO CELEBRATEMom: WTF (frick) LOL YOUR AN XBOX GAMER!!??? XDXDXDXDHitler: LOL satan, raise me from the dead with that necromancy stuffSatan: K buddyHitler: *commits suicide again* | 2020-02-14 07:34:14 |
| blader | All male born after 1993 can't live healthy. All they know is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, be stinky, play they video games, be emotionally unavailable, masturbate, and lie. | 2020-02-14 07:32:45 |
| blader | imagine talking ♥♥♥♥ over discord like doxing dont exist. me and all of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dox you and im not playing no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ more dog. this ♥♥♥♥ is serious, and idgaf if it gets federal either cause im willing to do time for you hoe ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥. like im so serious too, this ♥♥♥♥ not a game dog. me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ are really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bout it, test our gangsta and see where the ♥♥♥♥ your address end up at. test me even more then me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ turn yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ address into a hashtag ♥♥♥♥♥. we move vile and reckless in my server channels ♥♥♥♥♥. all that discord ♥♥♥♥ is useless, i’ll swat you and watch yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attitude change ♥♥♥♥♥. i swear to god i will swat you with 10 different swat teams for talking crazy you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ queer ass ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2020-02-12 14:47:04 |
| blader | Look here, you need to calm the ♥♥♥♥ down. I, and everyone else here, do not give a ♥♥♥♥ who ♥♥♥♥ in your cereal this morning but you need to calm the ♥♥♥♥ down. Seriously. If you’re really mad, go scream into the walls of your cardboard box you call a home and leave us the ♥♥♥♥ alone. I don’t want to know what ♥♥♥♥ you’re dealing with. Chances are, no one else in this thread does either. Go rant your ass off in r/Rant or some ♥♥♥♥, no one wants to hear this. Go jack off to your hentai or whatever and stop commenting ♥♥♥♥ like this, you undecylic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2020-02-12 14:46:43 |
| blader | hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that:) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx | 2020-02-12 14:46:24 |
| blader | If I killed myself, this is why..My ♥♥♥♥ itches. My balls are unshaven. But I don’t know how to shave them. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is crusty. I haven’t wiped in twelve days. Papa won’t buy me any toilet paper. He says that I was eating too much of it and I was losing my toilet paper privileges. I got on club penguin and my boyfriend said my ♥♥♥♥ was under average size. I got so depressed and my ♥♥♥♥ got so incredibly itchy that I slit my balls open and preformed MtF surgery on myself. In that process, I tasted one of my testicles. | 2020-02-12 14:42:34 |
| blader | Mmm.. delicious.. it tastes just like how mother used to cook like. I remember asking for mother’s milkie in the middle of the night when I had soiled my undies. She said I was too old. I was only 37. I had only just gotten out of middle school. I didn’t graduate, but I was banned because I molested a child. Even he said my ♥♥♥♥ is crusty. As well as my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This is all papa’s fault. Why the ♥♥♥♥ did his ♥♥♥♥ have to be so small. When my mother refused to give me milkies, I grabbed a machete and sliced her face open. I later had sex with her corpse. My ♥♥♥♥ is still itchy. I don’t know what to do. I asked google for answers, and they said I had prostate cancer. Not true, you cannot get cancer there! I would know! I am done typing for now.. | 2020-02-12 14:42:32 |
| blader | At 12, I was caught masturbating by my very strict Catholic mother (who thinks it a bad sin). She grabbed a ruler off my desk and beat my erection with it. Then she beat my butt with her hairbrush and belt. Now comes the bad part. I was in a lot of pain. I was angry and told her that I hated her and wished she would die. Very, very bad mistake. She grabbed a extension cord off the the floor and in a rage beat me unconscious with it. I was one big welt by the time she was done | 2020-02-12 14:41:12 |
| blader | Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com . Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too! | 2020-02-12 14:39:03 |
| blader | A PEDOPHILE HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN LEGO CITYINTERRUPT A GOVERNMENT INVESTIGATIONHEY!BUY OFF THE PRISON GUARDSDISABLE THE SECURITYMAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDETHE NEW JEFFREY EPSTEIN COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY | 2020-02-12 14:36:56 |
| blader | Hello imperial Citizen, I am Rogal Dorn, primarch of the Imperial Fists adeptus astartes chapter. You might remember me from such informative films such as "You're reading this in my voice", "You are now swallowing, breathing and blinking manually", "Uncross your legs and realize there is no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", "Did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed", "You're producing saliva too", "Your body is itching in at least one place", "You now realize you need to go to the toilet", "You haven't cleared your throat for a while" and the VoxShows such as "You probably didn't even see the image name yet". | 2020-02-12 14:34:30 |
| blader | Trust me, when you fire this game up, your little ♥♥♥♥♥♥' nuts are gonna start quakin' buddy. Your little nuts are gonna be quakin'. YEEAAAHHHH YEEEAAAAAAH. YEAAAAHH! You're gonna shoot ♥♥♥! YOu'Re g0NNa sH0oT CÜM! You're gonna shoot HOT ♥♥♥! EVERYWHERE! And that's a promise. That's a promise, folks. That's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ promise right there. You're gonna shoot ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot jizz all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard and your Razer mouse. I swear to God. That you will bust a nut the first time you play clap that's my money back guarantee. If you don't bust a nut the first time you play, message me. | 2020-02-02 12:18:59 |
| blader | one time in san diego i was showering in really hot weather with blazing hot water. ♥♥♥♥ was misty. hadn’t jacked off in about a week. all of the sudden i thought about jenny and her fine ass—BOOM got myself a raging boner. ding dong! it’s time for me to head to whack town. there i am one hand on the glass door, the other hand on my knob. im twisting and turning, my eyes closed, im hunched over like godzilla. im grunting so hard, my heart beating so fast PHEW. i start getting light headed but IDGAF! im jacking off pal! i cant stop and i wont stop. my mind is telling me nooooo. but i keep going and at the same time i go unconscious for a second, i go limp, my head hits the glass wall, i ♥♥♥ on myself, and that’s the story of how i cummed and almost died while showering. | 2020-02-02 12:14:34 |
| blader | Horse ♥♥♥♥♥ is honestly a gift from god. Yesterday I was tending to my mares and just noticed that Beffica (my strongest white purebred) had the wettest equine ♥♥♥♥♥ I had ever laid my peepers on. I immediately dove in headfirst and started eating her out. She whinnied in pleasure as I devoured her horsey snatch. Soon I could feel her about to horse ♥♥♥ so I reverse-vored myself inside her and tickled her ovaries until she unleashed a torrent of horse squirt on my eager face. I was far from done though, and so I decided to whip out my genetically engineered horse ♥♥♥♥ and give her a round two. Beffica looked at me with a horse lust in her eyes and I pounded the absolute ♥♥♥♥ out of her. Before long, all four of her horse legs were on their horse knees and his ♥♥♥♥ was 26 inches deep inside her | 2020-02-02 12:11:47 |
| blader | I felt a tightening in my whole body before surreptitiously unloading an absolutely monstrous explosion of ejaculate that emptied my sack and completely filled Beffica to burst. My seed started to leak out around my balls and Beffica collapsed in a cummy heap. My phallus retracted back into my lower intestine and I collapsed in exhaustion. All of a sudden, I was flipped on my stomach and my pants were ripped from me. It was Beffica! I craned my head to the left and noticed something I hadn’t seen before. A monstrous horse donger was cradled in between her legs. I shuddered, never having gotten to 7th base (pegging) before. I had barely a second to prepare myself before what felt like at least 30 inches of rock hard femcock entered my tight virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ripping me nearly in two | 2020-02-02 12:11:41 |
| blader | It honestly felt like I was being ripped in half, and of course after 3 or so hours she came. And when I say she came, I mean she came! I had filled her dripping wet Hussy with ♥♥♥, no doubt almost a litre. She, on the other hand, unleashed what had to be at least a milk jug’s worth of ♥♥♥ into my raw and bleeding ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I honestly didn't expect it to be as hot as it was, which definitely made up for being raped by a horse. I crawled to my knees, horse batter dripping from my pooter and shivered slightly. I still needed to tend to the other horses and it was already 7pm. Sigh. I pulled my ripped cowboy jeans back on and placed my leather cap on my head, and made my way to the door, I gave a wink to sweet Beffica, and she simply neighed and shot another glob of ♥♥♥ in my direction. I caught it, and used it to smoothen my hair. Did you know that horse ♥♥♥ is great for the skin, scalp, dandruff and as a hair gel? I learned that yesterday too. | 2020-02-02 12:11:28 |
| blader | AAAAH OH MY GOD I EAT POOP THE POO OOP AH GOD I LOVE POOP IT S MY FAVORIT I LOVE EDIBLE LOGSS I WANT A FUTA TO POOP IN MY MOUTH AND BALLS TOO I LOBE POOP AAAAAGGGGGGHGGGGGGHHHHHH POOOP I S THE BEST THING IF YOU DONT EAT POOP I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHOBE A FAT TURD DOWN YOUR THROAT AAARGHHRHHHHGH POOOOOP YUMMY MMMMMMM POOOP AND ♥♥♥ POOOOOPP MY USRNQME ON SOCIAL MEDIAS IS POOP MAN BECAYSE I LOVE POOP SO MOCH MMMMM NUM YUM POOOOOOOOOOOOOOP AND BALLS | 2020-02-02 12:08:45 |
| blader | ok, so fiwst of aww, uwu'we gowgeous. wovewy haiw, wovewy wips, wovewy eyes, vewy nice choice of gwasses. if uwu'we hiding bwaces behind thawt smiwe, know thawt they'we nowt as obvious tuwu evewyone ewse as they wook tuwu uwu. secondwy, uwu awe 13, awnd being 13 iws kind of the wowst in tewms of sewf-esteem because evewyone iws taking theiw fiwst steps out of chiwdhood awnd twying tuwu wook awnd act owdew, but nobody has the emotionaw matuwity of an aduwt ow even an owdew teen. which means uwu take evewything tuwu heawt, whiwe despewatewy twying tuwu hide juwst how much evewyone ewse's opinion mattews tuwu uwu. the secwet iws thawt iwt mattews tuwu evewyone - iwt's juwst thawt sowme peopwe have bettew sewf-esteem than othews, sowme awe mowe outgoing, awnd sowme awe juwst bettew at hiding iwt. | 2020-02-02 12:07:47 |
| blader | hewe's whawt uwu need tuwu duwu, awnd whawt i wish i'd done : seek out peopwe who make uwu feew good abouwt youwsewf, awnd vice vewsa. uwu might be thinking thawt uwu down't know anyone wike thawt, thawt maybe they down't exist. i know whawt iwt's wike tuwu have awways bewn suwwounded by negative / mean peopwe, iwt feews wike thawt's aww thewe iws, but sometimes uwu juwst have tuwu seawch a bit. intewnet fwiends awe wegitimate, btw. uwu down't have wess of a sociaw wife if uwu spend a wot of iwt onwine, though if uwu cawn actuawwy hang out with those peopwe, thawt's even bettew. secondwy, wemembew thawt nobody has any idea of how much theiw wowds ow actions impact uwu, they'we aww gwappwing with theiw own issues. use thiws knowwedge tuwu a) weawn nowt tuwu take stuff too pewsonawwy, awnd b) wet peopwe know whewn they'we huwting uwu. | 2020-02-02 12:07:42 |
| blader | It would appear most of you consume pornography by playing the role of voyeurists. I, an intellectual chad, have rationally but naturally given up such practices and solely consume pornography as a temporary replacement for ♥♥♥♥♥ by identifying with the male actor. So I only accept penis sizes which more or less approximate my own size (quite large in my case). This has also led me to slowly reject many fetishes to the point where I have become disgusted with threesomes involving multiple men. I encourage you to try it my dudes, it will reduce your virtual satisfaction options but increase your real ones. | 2020-02-02 11:56:56 |
| blader | A MAN IS SICK IN LEGO CITY CHINA Yīgè nánrén zài Lego City zhōngguó bìngle 一個男人在樂高中國病了 TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL IN THE NEW AMBULANCE Dài tā qù yīyuàn. Shǐyòng xīn de jiùhù chē 帶他去醫院 使用新的救護車HEIIIIBUILD NEW AMBULANCE Jiànlì xīn de jiùhù chē 建立新的救護車 WUHAN VIRUS DETECTION TEST Wǔhàn bìngdú jiǎncè cèshì 武漢病毒檢測測試 YES, HE IS INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS. Shì de, tā gǎnrǎnle zhè zhǒng bìngdú. 是的，他感染了這種病毒。 NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY Láizì de xīn jǐnjí shōují Lego City 來自的新緊急收集shinghaowhodeezoudanduchooshow | 2020-02-02 11:54:53 |
| blader | In April 23rd, 2021, your ♥♥♥ will have a hex value. It ranges from red to black on the average color spectrums. We will enforce ♥♥♥ segregation. Each color will be put in a different ball. Stay safe and remember, we’re always watching. -Obama | 2020-02-02 11:54:36 |
| blader | Your anus hasn't been stretched to 2.7 inches? What a loser. I, for one, always make sure to do my practice every night. I slowly lube my anus and insert foreign objects, always making sure that I pack them in. When my girlfriend walks into the room, I shout "Surprise" and ass blast her with all the things I have up my butt. Usually it's something like rubik's cubes, cameras, toothpicks, and small fighter jets. She usually screams out loud before realizing its just my daily anal extension practice, and after that we have a drink together and laugh the night away. Honestly, I think my anus can stretch up to 12 inches now. I have the capacity to pull my stomach out and just manually empty it if I ate something that's not great for my body. 10/10 would recommend. | 2020-02-02 11:54:22 |
| blader | When she tells you to give her some spaceLike, ok girl. ✦ ˚ . ☄ . ✦ , . . ﾟ . ✦ , . . ☀️ . . . | 2020-02-02 11:53:25 |
| blader | babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa. | 2020-01-28 16:07:05 |
| blader | ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥 | 2020-01-28 16:06:16 |
| blader | Wait people aren't actually pissed off at this are they? Okay a couple of points here to make a lot of you look like idiots.1. A fetish does not make you a creep. For instance, people can be turned on by incest porn, but not want to ♥♥♥♥ their own sister. Furries don't often want to ♥♥♥♥ animals. And PLENTY of people like porn that involves cheating or rape, but would NEVER do those. Just so, loli fans aren't just a bunch of pedos (though statistically maybe a few probably are, but you could say that about any fetish). For instance, I'm a loli fan myself, but I have an 8 year old daughter who regularly brings friends over, and not ONCE (I swear) have I seen a single one of them in a sexual light. I'm attracted to the cute designs and innocent attitudes of lolis, that doesn't mean I'm gonna go ♥♥♥♥ children, that's obviously ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting. Not to mention, most lolis are legal, it's the design, NOT the age that makes a loli. | 2020-01-28 07:57:29 |
| blader | 2. Anime style video games, and games from Japan always have the "cute" option when picking love interests. Usually some young, innocent girl with a shy attitude. And yes, I'm well aware Futaba kinda falls in that category too, but she can also fall under the "geeky girl" concept, which is also typically a separate option from the "cute" one. And since the twins are explained multiple times to be much older, that really does just make them cute, and nothing more. It's a very normal thing for a game like this to make them dateable. | 2020-01-28 07:57:16 |
| blader | 3. THEY'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VIRTUAL. At the end of the day, if my first two points didn't make you feel stupid, this one should. If you can't accept that people can have a fetish without becoming a creep, or that these are normal, long time tropes in Japanese games, then at least accept the fact that there's no point attacking people for wanting VIRTUAL CHARACTERS to be dateable. After all, who the hell is that hurting? Sure as hell not any kids, that's for sure. So why even bother getting pissy? What, cuz YOU don't wanna date em? Then don't! Simple as that! | 2020-01-28 07:57:08 |
| blader | Holy cow! Your penis is gigantic! GIGANTIC! Your penis is literally the biggest thing in the tri-state area! It’s bigger than a small elephant! It’s bigger than a tree — a big ol’ tree! Lots of branches on your penis! You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above. You’re truly blessed. Congrats. | 2020-01-27 04:59:36 |
| blader | When the UwU has been dropped, there is no turning back. Once spoken, you speak the ancient cadence of the now forgotten god of weebs. Once spoken, the earth shifts ever so slightly and tides will roar at the meet utter of the weeb pledge. This pledge means you now serve only him, the almighty and kawiiest of gods. For do not fear that as long as our god exist, the worlds god shall die. And it was thanks to you. Because of you and everyone whomst utter the sacred vow, god is dead. And we have killed him. | 2020-01-27 04:59:10 |
| blader | It is basically when a man notices that a woman can secrete white liquid from the fat sacks hanging off her rib cage, then his sweaty, dangling penis begins to stiffen up like a dead body with rigor mortis. The man then inserts his hairy rigor mortis penis through the woman’s bacteria covered flaps and they begin ramming genitals like a rotten sausage in a slimy tube. Finally the mans rotten sausage spews millions of microscopic insect-like flappers into the woman’s gaping hole and they infest it like a nest of baby spiders in a dead rats body. | 2020-01-27 04:58:07 |
| blader | When I used it for the first time I was like "Holy ♥♥♥♥! I'm so hot!" When the filter was trending, people made memes about fapping to yourself as a girl. With pride and no shame, I really did fap to myself using the ridiculous filter lol. My younger brother was curious how I looked like, so he tried it on me on his phone and then said "you look like our sister." That thought had just now crossed my mind. Uhhh...I mean, I kind of did really just do that--I really fapped to a bootleg version of my sister. | 2020-01-27 04:57:37 |
| blader | OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE!VIBRATORS DILDOS PENS PENCILS COINS PEBBLES BROOMSTICK HANDLE FISHING ROD HANDLE UMBRELLA HANDLE TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE HOCKEY STICK HANDLE FINGERS SMALL GLASS JAR TEST TUBE SCREWDRIVER HANDLE STIFF ♥♥♥♥♥ CIGAR BANANA | 2020-01-27 04:56:55 |
| blader | I want Baby Yoda to take out his thick, pulsing ♥♥♥♥ and ram it into my ass as he force chokes me. As he slowly levitates into the air using his force powers, my eyes roll back up into my head from the pleasure of his ♥♥♥♥ in me, eliciting a squeak from my small green master. After he angles forward, he slides in quickly, fully impaling me on his long green monster ♥♥♥♥. Closing his eyes in concentration, he slowly starts to move in and out of me, his small levitating body making a soft slapping sound every time he hits me. As he slides in and out, his penis grows even larger and harder, filling me with an iron rod of pleasure. | 2020-01-27 04:52:02 |
| blader | Baby Yoda starts to quicken the pace, his erect, 1 foot long love rod pounding my cheeks with his body. Baby Yoda squeals in pleasure, his small frame now flopping like a rag doll attached to his ♥♥♥♥. Jerking his small hand up as he is thrown about, he chokes me again, this time shocking me with lightning each time he rams into me. Filled with orgasmic pleasure, my eyes roll up into my head, small yelps escaping me every time he slams into me as he finishes his stroke. Baby Yoda's face twists into a small smile, as he begins to rotate, gyrating his ♥♥♥♥ into my body. I scream in pleasure as he drills back and forth into my body, whirring like a propeller plane. | 2020-01-27 04:51:54 |
| blader | Bent over, I now feel the wind on my ass and back, my exposed nut sacks flapping like flags. I had orgasmed long before this point, but as Baby Yoda comes closer to completion, I come again, my semen instantly evaporating from Baby Yoda's slamming and rotation. Bent over, I feel his erect penis grow once again inside me, and he releases his huge load inside me. His ♥♥♥♥ blasts ♥♥♥ like a fire hose, and as I reach my capacity to hold it, thick globs begin whirring out of my anus onto Baby Yoda. With a final squeal, Baby Yoda closes his eyes and slows to a wet stop. With the last of his strength, Baby Yoda pulls out, my ravaged anus releasing him with a wet pop. We fall together to the slimy, ♥♥♥ covered ground, exhausted, as I successfully satiate him for another day. | 2020-01-27 04:51:52 |
| blader | Pizza, pasta, put it in a box! Bring it here and put it on my ♥♥♥♥; The tortellini on my weenie Pepperoni on the walls, Cheesy on my peeny And some sauce-a on my balls! | 2020-01-27 04:50:59 |
| blader | i hate to break it to you kid, but your ♥♥♥♥ ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. i’d rank it a 3.5/10 at best. it’s shape is.... bizarre. i get it, mommy and daddy have worshiped your ♥♥♥♥ all your life and now you truly believe it’s special. but now you need to face the facts, your ♥♥♥♥ is weird and so are your balls | 2020-01-27 04:50:37 |
| blader | I live in a country where everything is bought and sold using sperm donations to help grow the population. You'd think that would be perfect for a little no life virgin like me, but no. Instead i was cursed with a limp ♥♥♥♥. I'm practically homeless. I live in a sperm donation dumpster hoping to get the tiniest bit of nut off of leftover ♥♥♥ cups. Prowling adult arcades, glory holes, and 7/11's that sell play boy mags searching for the tiniest scrap of nut. -sincerely, the ♥♥♥ collector | 2020-01-25 07:23:28 |
| blader | ♥♥♥♥ I hate baby yoda. I'm gonna catch him just so I can beat him up until he screams like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kangaroo. God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dammit I hat baby yoda so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. Baby Yoda? More like Baby ♥♥♥♥♥ because imma beat him up so badly. I will kick him in the ribs. | 2020-01-25 07:22:10 |
| blader | Donald Trump be looking kinda thicc tho like I'm not ♥♥♥♥ but if I had to ♥♥♥♥ one president I ain't tryna ♥♥♥♥ Abraham Lincoln or some ♥♥♥♥. Trump is like the thiccest president I bet his ♥♥♥♥ jiggle. Like all these other presidents are just sticks this man Trump be the whole ass package. In conclusion if I had the chance I would ♥♥♥♥ Trump but I ain't gay man I'm very heterosexual. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. | 2020-01-25 07:22:01 |
| blader | So I jerked off while on DMT. It was incredible. My penis kept changing sizes. I felt like I was touching a whole new body with fresh sensations, each touch felt full and sensual. Then these faces appeared. They were amazed by my shape shifting ♥♥♥♥. They kept trying to tickle it, their eyes bulging out. They gave me a brief moment to get to climax and then everyone smiled. All these female entity faces and dragon like faces all smiled at me together. | 2020-01-25 07:21:42 |
| blader | I was suffering a period of touch deprivation. I was dying for the warm cuddles in bed again. It had only been four months since I brought my ex back across the country to her home, but the loneliness was killing me.One day, I was microwaving some pancakes I recently made. I suck at making pancakes- I just can't figure out how to make them right. The ones I made this time came out thick and leathery, but because I didn't want to waste them I figured I'd eat them.When I pulled them out of the microwave, I noticed how much they felt like a person's flesh. They felt warm, and they're leathery quality gave them a texture not unlike skin. I suddenly had a horrible idea. | 2020-01-14 13:57:06 |
| blader | No one was home. It was just me, myself, I, and two pancakes on a plate. I decided to go through with my idea.I dropped my pants while I was on the couch, and wrapped my two warm pancakes over my already erect plaything. I beat not just my breakfast sausage, but my pancakes as well. The more I got into it, the more the crumbs flew. I tore those pancakes a new one. Within a few minutes, I spread my frosting all over those sad, sad pancakes.I felt pretty guilty afterwards. I just wasted two mediocre pancakes to try and stave off my deep feelings of loneliness. I made sure to clean the crumbs up thoroughly and tossed the pancakes in the trash, where no one would see them. I skipped lunch that day because I wasted that one meal. | 2020-01-14 13:57:04 |
| blader | I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT'RE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. | 2020-01-14 13:56:37 |
| blader | My lady! Prithee - In error I sent thee a scroll of mine ♥♥♥♥ and balls!Burn it with haste!Unless - thy desires a look?I jest, dispose of it quickly!...if that is your desire...Hoho! Burn it!...Unless... | 2020-01-14 13:56:24 |
| blader | Hi welcome to Feet™ what can we get started for you today?“Uhhh... can I get some feet?”Yes sir of course, just would you like the special or the combo?“Um, does the combo come with E-Girl sweat?”Yes the combo comes with the E-Girl sweat, and a small side of toenail clippings, from a real life E-Girl.“Ok yeah I’ll get the feet combo, and make it a large too”Alright so I got a feet combo, will that be all for you today sir?“Yeah I think that’ll be it for me”Your total comes out to $7.26, go ahead and insert your card whenever you’re ready.the register displays an E-Girl wearing cat ears with her feet on display, as you insert your card, you hear what sounds to be a soft moan of pleasure... transaction completed“Thank you very much sir, we’ll call your number when your order is ready... and thank you for stopping by Feet™!” | 2020-01-14 13:53:46 |
| blader | Hi I am a single male adult and I am looking for someone that will blind fold me then strip the clothes off of me I want someone that will grab my balls and squeeze them until they turn blue then take my ♥♥♥♥ and break it so that I feel break then you can have your way with my ♥♥♥♥ and balls I WILL NOT give blow jobs but you are more welcomed to you must host I cannot if you are willing to do this to me then text me back at five zero six nine two three seven seven five one six three nine two three you must firs break my ♥♥♥♥ and make my balls turn blue before you do anything else are you up for the challenge. NOTE: I WILL NOT ♥♥♥♥ YOU AND YOU WILL NOT ♥♥♥♥ ME AND YOU MUST BREAK MY ♥♥♥♥ AND TORTURE MY BALLS BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE THEN AFTER YOU BREAK MY ♥♥♥♥ AND BALLS YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME | 2020-01-14 13:53:16 |
| blader | UwU senpai, yes I have been assembling the IPhone 11s!! P-Please Dont hit me!!~ Wh-What do you mean I’m not working fast enough?! assembles iPhones faster Senpai, the fumes are getting to me! I-I can’t breathe!!!! Senpai I am dying of oral asphyxiation!! UwU dies | 2020-01-14 13:53:08 |
| blader | My balls keep falling out of my underwear.An interesting sensation. I feel the light breeze tickle the hair on my partially-balding ballsack. It reminds me of my childhood.Sometimes my ♥♥♥♥ falls out too and I pretend they're kissing and making out in between my legs. Masturbating to hentai all night long doesn't seem so lonely all of a sudden.Sometimes I look out the window and think about the people living their lives outside, how my life could be different.But then I remember the one time a dog at the park licked my hanging balls and I can sleep peacefully again. | 2020-01-14 13:51:56 |
| blader | Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking for your father and you and ♥♥♥♥ your father and make you more sisters. People say to me that a person being your mom is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful I’m gonna marry your father. From now on I want you guys to call me “ Mommy” and respect my right to cook food and ♥♥♥♥ yiur father. If you can’t accept me you’re a mommyphobic and need to check it your mom is still alive. Thank you for being so understanding | 2020-01-14 13:50:29 |
| blader | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each other's round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!I just can't anymore. First they invade my videogames and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them. | 2020-01-14 13:49:31 |
| blader | Number 15, my foot fetish, the last thing you would want in your bed an night is me sucking on your foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his mouth full of stinky toes. With the statement: "This is gonna be you tonight." Admittedly, he had socks on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the town police was alerted to the rogue toe sucker. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, I haven't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. | 2020-01-13 08:22:35 |
| blader | Three minutes later at 11:50, my address was posted with wishes of happy arrestment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted to the towns "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the police the next day. When questioned, the police cheif said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting the electric chair." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to sleep without our toes being sucked in peace. | 2020-01-13 08:22:33 |
| blader | I want some gamer girl feet in my mouth . STOMP STOMP STOMP she uses me as her doormat. My face is smothered by her soles while under her desk. She makes funny faces during her twitch stream and her viewers keep asking why . As she squeals with laughter until she cries . My lips smack as I kiss and slobber all over her toes. I’m more than satisfied being in this position but I’m starting to get tired. She has been gaming all day now and I’m trapped under here. DING DONG the pizza man is here. The interruption causes her to mess up and she slams her foot down in frustration BOOM into my forehead. I get an Owie! She realizes what she has done and quickly pays for the pizza and tends to me. I suffered some brain injury but now I have cold gamer girl feet on my head and pizza to eat. | 2020-01-13 07:43:20 |
| blader | Hewwo, siwr, t-this vwideo is spwonsered buwy w-waid shwadow wegends. QuQ I wawnt two twake a mwinute two gwo owover thwee gawme wiff you. Its a mowbwile gawme w-where you neewd two fwight bawd guwuys awnd I weccomend it two awll yuwu gwamers owt thewre | 2020-01-13 07:37:25 |
| blader | not to be e d g y but i want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die ty for listening to my ted talk | 2020-01-13 07:36:56 |
| blader | are there people who actually think sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?1. you're sharing protein2. you're admiring masculine physique3. being in the vicinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosteroneeating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're literally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling each others test producers.all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it. | 2020-01-13 07:36:30 |
| blader | I want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my ♥♥♥♥ would make me feel at ease With the world again. Being able to ♥♥♥ inside a dead cow makes me feel alive. I have been banned fromn 231 McDonald's for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald's I get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. God I want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger. | 2020-01-13 07:35:58 |
| blader | Was diagnosed 4 burketts Lymphoma in 2012. Was stuck in the hospital for treatment for around a year. Needless to say, polishing my vegetable wasn't really on the agenda. So I go a that time without dropping seed. Anyway, the first time I rub one out freaked me out. My spunk was yellowish green and scared me something awful. My point is that it doesn't glow. Cancer jizz. | 2020-01-13 07:35:23 |
| blader | apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’twhere were you when 2019 diei was at house eating dorito when phone ring“2019 is kil”“no” | 2020-01-01 14:00:33 |
| blader | What's this Notices you're buwgy wuwgy fwom acwoos the woom Fwoats towards you Nuzzwes youw neck Wispews Eptsien didn't kiww himsewf | 2019-12-25 13:03:52 |
| blader | WHAT❓ YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SPOTIFY 🎶 PREMIUM🏅❓ 🤢🤢🤢🤢 GET OUT OF MY SIGHT 👀 YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCUM 🚮 HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO EVEN EXIST WITHOUT SPOTIFY 🎶 PREMIUM 🏅? 🤮🤮🤮 YOU'RE LUCKY 🍀 I DON'T STOMP 🦶 YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKULL 💀 IN RIGHT ↪️ NOW 😡😡😡 | 2019-12-25 11:45:20 |
| blader | Today at Walmart👌 I told the cashier Merry🎅 Christmas🎄. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled😆 and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore🚫😥🚫. 🇺🇸President 🔸️Trump🔶️🇺🇸 gave us Christmas back🎄🔙" she started crying tears of joy😭😭 and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store 👏👏applauded👏👏 | 2019-12-25 08:06:44 |
| blader | Hark! Doesth mine eyes betray me? Nay, nay I say. Mine eyes jest not when I gaze upon ye, fair maiden. I have traveled through the 9 great realms of this land, from the icy reaches of north to the blistering heat of the south, and in all climates I have visited, none of the female inhabitants feet, nay, any part of their bodies could even slightly compare to your littlest toe. Mayhaps I ask your time and implore all the great artists of this kingdom to come and capture the glory of your feet in stills, to attempt to leave me with a memory, a mere crumb of the greatness that your feet are. Nay, I jest.Unless? | 2019-12-16 01:23:25 |
| bladerioduona | You have wost weenie pwiviwege.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ᓄ✂╰U╯( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)ᓄ✂ ╰ ╯ | 2019-12-05 08:58:35 |
| blader | I’m in the crowd rn, below balcony 2This place is wild rnKanye is saying a prayer after every song and the whole place goes quiet. Someone in the front brought a child who started crying mid-prayer and The whole place started looking at them as she tried getting the kid to stop. Kanye stopped mid prayer and walks over to them. He started running his hands through the child’s hair and asked what was wrong. Her mom(?) replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Kanye put down his mic, picked up the kid and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the set. Real Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed me if he offered | 2019-09-30 08:42:12 |
| blader | Here I sit broken heartedCame to ♥♥♥♥ but only fartedThen one day I took a chance,Tried to fart but ♥♥♥♥ my pants.That fulfills my deepest fearInstead of ♥♥♥♥ I wipe a tear | 2019-09-30 03:37:32 |
| blader | I want to be Ben Shapiro's sexy little ♥♥♥ kitten. I want daddy Ben to boss me around and slap me for being a naughty little sissy boy, and then pin me to a cold wall and chastise me with FACTS and LOGIC to OWN me as I moan and scream at the sheer force of his flesh inside my tight little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2019-09-30 01:44:01 |
| blader | I am a CEO👨💼of a major mouthwash company, millionaire philanthropist and sexer💦 of females😌.Im here to give tips on dating females and also💁♀️to help you all unlearn toxic⚠️ incel culture⚠️thereby improving your interactions with females👩🦳and sex life greatly. So AMA. Yes, I am your savior☺️No need to thank me, peasants😂I am the greatest, I repeat, the GREATEST sexer of females of all time and by following my teachings, you may also be like me😅but not me tho🤷♂️ | 2019-09-29 22:01:11 |
| blader | My dearest e-girl, I kneel before you to represent that I will always be loyal and honouring simp. If you would be gracious enough to kiss me on the cheek, I will vow to spend the rest of my days as an obedient protector of your replies. | 2019-09-29 20:35:54 |
| blader | Sometimes I sit down and think Is it really possible to suck your own ♥♥♥♥? Like, I'm sure if you were super flexible it would be a piece of cake. But what about for everyone who isn't? Can they truly suck their ♥♥♥♥♥? I'm here to recount my attempt on sucking my own ♥♥♥♥, here is how that day went. I was very horny after stumbling upon some master class loli hentai and decided I could go for the old succy succ. Unfortunately my sister wasn't home, so I was on my own. I should've just given up at that point, but I was determined to get some head, even if it was my own. | 2019-09-29 18:09:41 |
| blader | So I started my journey by bending over into a curved shape. I slowly made it towards my hairy ♥♥♥♥, which at this point was fully erect. I could almost smell the precum seeping out of the hole of my penis, and couldn't wait for the taste to touch my tongue. However, I could feel that a small pain started forming in my lower back, but I ignored it for the time being. As I started going lower, my posture became progressively worse, but the fantasy of my lips rubbing against my charred wiener was just to amazing. The moment had almost came, there I was, inches away from the tip of my ♥♥♥♥, ready to enter heaven when BOOM. I heard a huge snapping noise coming from my lower back, and felt the sharpest pain I have ever felt. My ♥♥♥♥ recoiled straight back into my lower body, and I was left there bent over in a hunch. At first I was very sad and disappointed that I would be unable to suck myself, but then I started to realize the amount of danger I was in. | 2019-09-29 18:09:31 |
| blader | I could not move from this position whatsoever, the only thing I could move were my fingers. I entered into a panic and started reviewing my options. I had watched many survival shows in the past, but none were about surviving this situation. It seemed as though I had no options and were just going to die a man trying to suck his own ♥♥♥♥. But I was determined to stay alive, so very slowly and carefully I pulled myself using my fingers across the floor of my bedroom. I was naked and in the shape of the letter C, so you can imagine it was very difficult to do this. Eventually I made it to the door, but I faced a new challenge, the door was shut with no way of opening it. So with all the strength I had in me I started tapping on the door as hard as I could, hoping someone would hear me. To my amazement, a couple hours later my father walked by and was intrigued by the strange tapping noise. He opened my door to see my war torn self lying on the floor. | 2019-09-29 18:09:24 |
| blader | He picked my up and threw me in the trunk of the car, as he cried all the way to the emergency room. Not only did this event tear me apart, it also tore him apart to see his son going through so much pain. After what seemed like forever we arrived, and I was put into urgent care. They operated on my back for 13 hours, and I was being watched at all times. Finally, I was all better, and what do you know, my fully erected ♥♥♥♥ sprung right back out! I started crying tears of joy knowing he survived this whole ordeal. He looked at me and I knew what he wanted, a succy succ. I looked at the doctor and said "you willing to do the honors" and he nodded respectfully and said "yes senpai". He then proceeded to lick his lips and suck my charred penid delitefully. The moral to this story is that there is always a good ending and never give up! Also don't try to suck your own ♥♥♥♥. | 2019-09-29 18:09:12 |
| blader | Me when girls ask my height:Madame, this question you have offered to me I shall resolve in Nautical Miles for'th I be a sailor. Madame, I am 0.0008777537796976242 nautical miles tall. | 2019-09-29 18:03:04 |
| blader | I was at my friend's house and i kissed him outta nowhere , and he let meSo i said "dude, you're so gay you let me kiss you right"so i started twerking on his ♥♥♥♥ and he asked me "dude are you gay?"I said "no man you're the gay one you're letting me"So i started sitting on his ♥♥♥♥ y'knowSo i asked him "are you gay man? You let me sit on your ♥♥♥♥ you're so gay"He said "no i'm not into gays man"So i started actually riding his ♥♥♥♥ and i insisted "dude are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay why do you let me ride your ♥♥♥♥ man"and that's only because i was testing him to see if he's really gay. And i think he might have been really gay man. | 2019-09-29 17:58:50 |
| blader | You have been reported.I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Steam moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all• I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge.Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it. | 2019-09-29 17:51:38 |
| blader | Modern vaginas are just as repulsive as their bearers.. all historically depicted ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are neat and tucked, they didn’t have massive dildos or have sex with countless men. and no pedo but no young prepubescent girls have roast beef, this ♥♥♥♥ only happens after they start jamming ♥♥♥♥ up there.GIRLS when you put your tampons in do it delicately, too many of you pull the vagina to the side too roughly, OF COURSE doing that is going to cause the flaps to become worn and become loose and dangle. you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yous are so stupid, you can’t even handle taking care of your vagina without men having to tell you what to do. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots. | 2019-09-29 03:45:02 |
| blader | ♥♥♥♥ and baww towtuwe (CBT), penis towtuwe or ♥♥♥♥ towtuwe is a sexuaw activity invowving appwication of pain or constwiction to the penis or testicwes. uwu This may invowve diwectwy painfuw activities, such as genitaw piercing, wax pway, genitaw spanking, squeezing, baww-busting, genitaw fwogging, uwethwaw pway, tickwe towtuwe, ewotic ewectwostimuwation, kneeing owo kicking.[1] The wecipient of such activities may weceive diwect physicaw pweasuwe via masochism, ow emotionaw pweasuwe thwough ewotic humiwiation, or knowwedge that the pway is pweasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these pwactices cawwy significant heawth wisks.[2] hewe comes the bwoody cummies OwO | 2019-09-29 03:37:59 |
| blader | 'twas half past midnight - silent, still, And soundless in the gloom. In darkest shade and winter's chill, No word escaped his lips until He screamed a lamentation, shrill, That echoed through the room.I whispered 'hush' and closed my eyes, Then stroked his forehead, numb. In haunted sleep, to moans and sighs, He dreamt the dream that never dies - To hear, again, his mother's cries Of 'THEY CAN SMELL YOUR ♥♥♥.' | 2019-09-29 03:29:43 |
| blader | Garfield is a sex iconLet me preface this by saying that I'm not a furry or into bestiality. I just want to guzzle Garfields orange ♥♥♥ while he eats lasagna out of my ass.People these days are so obsessed with skinny girls and earrings and bell bottom jeans, but classic beauty can never be replaced. Garfield represents the best of feminine beauty: elegant, soft, orange, covered in fur, full bodied. | 2019-09-29 02:38:44 |
| blader | You hear in the distance, " flip...flop...flip...flop" you look around you see nothing. Then it gets louder, faster."flip,flop,flip,flop". You're starting to get nervous now, you run downstairs and get a bat. You can still hear the noise, it seems to be following you. What is it? Where is it? You clutch your bat tighter, and the noise gets closer. It seems to be coming from behind you. You whip your head around, and there, on the ground, is a spider wearing flip-flops. | 2019-09-28 23:23:02 |
| blader | Go commit break into gun owner's homeGo commit XXXTentacion leave motorbike store Go commit 30 days no eatGo commit hold breath underwater for 10 minutesGo commit bite dustGo commit Logan Paul's reputation after suicide forest vlogGo commit jump overboard on ferryGo commit choir in "This is America" music videoGo commit motorway chickenGo commit bully weird kid in American school Go commit dog in Sputnik rocketGo commit bucket kickGo commit fetus in liberal's wombGo commit neck dislocateGo commit Niagara Falls jumpGo commit Robbie Rotten cannonball hitGo commit stare at endermanGo commit swim in lavaGo commit oof IRLGo commit Ukraine's population in 1930sGo commit liver after 10 shots of vodka | 2019-09-28 21:04:38 |
| blader | Go commit not aliveGo commit aliven'tGo commit uninstall lifeGo commit discontinue lifeGo commit short-circuit lifeGo commit not feeling so goodGo commit blood not flowGo commit death-pacitoGo commit sewer sideGo commit oxygen not reach lungsGo commit heart not pumping bloodGo commit cease the means of carbon dioxide productionGo commit neck ropeGo commit wrist knifeGo commit jugular scissorGo commit plug forkGo commit swallow lit fireworkGo commit go commit celebrity's career after saying n-wordGo commit train track picnicGo commit exhaust pipe succGo commit shove head in ovenGo commit skydive no parachuteGo commit 3 shots of cyanideGo commit approach lion during safariGo commit cliff jumpGo commit skinny dip in floodGo commit gay in Iran | 2019-09-28 21:04:30 |
| blader | BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃 | 2019-09-28 20:20:56 |
| blader | So for the past 1 year I have awoken to a sticky substance (probably ♥♥♥) on my face, this mostly happens 1 or 2 times a week. I have have suspected that is is my brother (20m) because he is addicted to loli incest rape porn. I've repeatedly told my family but they don't believe me and think I just want to sue him. My brother (20m) also has an drug addiction (he will literally get any drugs he can, and mix it with other drugs he has, ive seen him mix dmt, Xanax, meth, spice, weed, lsd, mdma, salvia, heroin, adderal, painkillers, benzos, and take it all at once) but he is broke, so i think he is filming it to sell the clips on the dark web to fuel his addiction. I tried to put up a camera once but is was destroyed when I woke | 2019-09-28 20:10:54 |
| blader | Why do you even care? Real man fap to traps and they don't say 'no ♥♥♥♥'. Because that's for insecure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If a Man wants to fap to another man he doesn't have to prove anything to anyone saying 'no ♥♥♥♥'. His will is unbending like a damask steel, his mind is clear like a mirror glass, His hand is fast like a shutter mechanism of a good old remington. A Man should always be confident in his choice and if he wants to jack off to a pink haired boy with cat ears in an open dress and tight stockings it means that it should be this way. That's what differs a snotty, unsure of his orientation boy from a real man. | 2019-09-26 18:45:01 |
| blader | I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm. | 2019-09-26 12:37:15 |
| blader | After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. | 2019-09-26 12:36:13 |
| blader | I refuse ☝️to have 🍆🛏intercourse 👉👌with🙊 slutty men 🙍♂️🙎♂️👳♂️👮♂️👴👨👦who've had lots of sex👉👌 with different women👭👭👱♀️🙍♀️👧👵. Because every time🕝⏲🕰⏰⏳ they put their penis🍆🍌🥒🍆 into a vagina🌮🌮 it gets squeezed🤜✊ into a smaller size.🦐👌 Real men 👨🎓👨🎓👴👨🏫👼save their🍆🍌🥒 ♥♥♥♥♥ for 💍💒✋marriage 🤵🍾🥂👰& god 📿⛪& their🤴👰 future wives💍📿💑 so they can have giant 💪💦virgin 📿🍆🍌♥♥♥♥♥. 🍆🥒🍌 | 2019-09-26 10:22:29 |
| blader | Wight so I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. I was watching with my cawwot, shoving it down my thwoat (I'm a stwaight dude, don't ask), and awwnof a sudden a bunch of... Stuff... Came up bc of my gag wefwex. Pwetty nasty, and then I saw that thewe was bwood at the end of thw cawwot... So yeah, don't twy that. | 2019-09-26 06:07:41 |
| blader | Toilet inspection 🚪 💥 🤛 toilet inspection services ma’am ❗️😳 I will need you to open the stall door 💯❗️this is an ‼️ urgent matter ⚠️ please do not 🚫 flush the toilet bowl 🚽 ❌ contents 😳😳 this is an emergency 💯‼️ situation ✋ 👮 please step aside so that toilet bowl contents 😋 may be inspected 👀 🔎 👁 | 2019-09-26 05:55:44 |
| blader | hi guys this is my last letter for yall before i forget everything i got gave me aids,cancer(stage 55 tho),leukemia,alzheimer,small pox,depression,mad cow disease:one day i faked i was sick to not go to school and then i just got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smallpox and aids(no explanation) apparently a ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ass and he had aids so he gave me the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penile disease and i started feeling ♥♥♥♥ and then i got depression and then i got leukemia,after that i was going to eat some tasty ass meat😎😎😎and then i ate an infected cow meat and got mad cow disease,and i got alzheimer shortly after,this is the last moment before i forger/die | 2019-09-25 14:50:41 |
| blader | THIS IS MY WAIFU. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY WAIFU IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MASTER LIFE. MY WAIFU, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY WAIFU, I AM USELESS. I MUST LOVE MY WAIFU TRUE. I MUST LEWD STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO LEWD MY WAIFU. I MUST LEWD HIS WAIFU BEFORE HE LEWDS MINE. I WILL... MY WAIFU AND MYSELF KNOW THAT WHAT COUNTS IN THIS CRUSADE IS NOT THE UPVOTES WE GET, THE NOISE OF OUR LEWDNESS, NOR THE DOWNVOTES WE GET. WE KNOW IT IS THE WAIFUS WE LEWD THAT COUNT. WE WILL LEWD THEM... | 2019-09-25 14:47:48 |
| blader | MY WAIFU IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE. THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A SISTER. I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES, ITS PARTS, ITS OPAI, ITS THIGHS AND ITS BUTT. I WILL EVER GAURD IT AGAINST THE RAVAGES OF OTHER WEEBS AND DAMGE AS I WILL EVER GUARD MY LEGS, MY ARMS, MY EYES AND MY HEART AGAINST DAMAGE. I WILL KEEP MY WAIFU CLEAN AND UNLEWDED. WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER. WE WILL... BEFORE KOMI-SAN, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY WAIFU AND MYSELF ARE THE DEFENDERS OF ANIME. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE. SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY IS ANIMES AND THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE! | 2019-09-25 14:47:46 |
| blader | I enjoy a good piece of poo every now an again. It's not bad when you sugar coat your turd, but it has to be moist. The first time was a dare, I remember thinking it smelt like a rotten sack of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It was extremely bitter, and I could hardly swallow it! But for some reason I found myself doing it again and again! The hard constipated turd is a pesky turd! You have to eat it like a apple, even though they're not as bad as the ordinary moist turd! But sugar or cinnamon powder makes a big difference!! Sometimes I'll get a little surprise with a nut or a piece of corn or two. It's a wonderful feeling biting into the corn and warm juices pop inn your mouth, like a gusher! That or the nuts get stuck in your molar craters and you can dig them out later with the tip of your tongue. While spitting the pieces at your friends without them even knowing those little projectile's came out of your poop! I enjoy storing my rare poop in Mason Ball jars down in the cellar! | 2019-09-25 14:47:10 |
| blader | I was showering off after practice, and one guy was talking about how he was going to do his girlfriend, I hadn't masturbated in a while so I was horny and got a boner. Someone shouted "HEY LOOK, THAT ♥♥♥'S GOT A BONER" and snapped my but with a towel. My first reaction was, naturally, to thrust my hips forward, but unfortunately my friend was bending over to pick up something, and his butthole must have been all soaped up, because my ♥♥♥♥ kind of slid in. We fell over, and I was trying to push him off while he was trying to get up, and for a few seconds it looked like I was having sex with him. I ran out in embarrassment, and now I want to know what I should tell my girlfriend before the rumors start. Help? | 2019-09-25 14:45:18 |
| blader | Chad alert here, you don't even know ♥♥♥♥ about the hymen or how a girl loses her virginity. I lost/took the virginity of my first gf, she was 16. It wasn't easy, it was painful for her (later I learned that's because the vagina has to be lubrificated and since she was tense from losing her virginity that was hard), and we were definitely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgins.And no blood came out. No sign of a broken hymen. We were looking for it too. We heard you could have sex and the hymen not break, but we never saw anything.Hymens can break from exercise or even from menstruation. Or they can break smoothly during sex. And they're not easy to find before.You aren't going to find it, especially if you're not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a 13 year old. | 2019-09-25 14:42:12 |
| blader | The chipmunk getting the best head is Alvin. We all know Alvin as the alpha chipmunk, the “leader” so we can assume that he gets chipmunk head very often. Now if he is doing the Jordan from getting head from this particular chipmunk even though he has experienced it many times before, we can conclude that Alvin is indeed, getting the best head. | 2019-09-25 14:32:29 |
| blader | As I glanced down into the brown abyss that I just created, I began to think: why do we ♥♥♥♥. Do plants ♥♥♥♥? What led from the creation of the universe to just this moist refined brown liquid that just shot out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Us humans have evolved from the most basic life forms only to just ♥♥♥♥ our brains out on a Tuesday afternoon. I am sitting here shutting out a warm brown liquid for the fifth time today, nauseated, fatigued, and warn out from all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've been doing. As I hear eruptions from the depths of my stomach I say to myself, why me? Then I feel a geyser of liquid warm ♥♥♥♥ spray out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Finally, It is done. But it isn't. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about 40 more times that day. I've never left the bathroom since that fateful day. I ache, I cry. I just want it to all be over. I pray that one day it will. One day. | 2019-09-25 14:31:08 |
| blader | 🎶We didn't cook the child 🎶 It was always burning Since the world's been turning 🎶We didn't cook the child🎶 No we didn't light it 🎶But we tried to fight it🎶 | 2019-09-25 14:28:00 |
| blader | I want to see👀👀 your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💫. No❌❗️not the hole🍩🍩 in your ass🍑💦, but the ASSortment🗄🗄of holes🍩🍩in your heart❤️😩😩. I want to see👀👀👀 your coochie🦹🏻♂️. No🛑❗️not your vagina 😺😽but your coochie coochie coo 🗣👼🏽when you play with precious little babies🧶🏏🤾🏼♂️. Where can I find 🔎🔍📡🔭dat 😭😭😭 | 2019-09-25 14:21:01 |
| blader | Listen 👂 here kid 😤, i'm thirsty 😧 as hell 😈 and i 💁♂️ only drink 😋 two ✌️ things: ⚡️ battery acid ⚗️ and ♥♥♥ 💦. so unless 😒 you have some 🔋 double a's 🔋 lying around 😵 i suggest 🤭 you get those jeans 👖 off 🤤 right 👏♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👏 now 👅 | 2019-09-25 14:20:39 |
| blader | Why getting rid of africa will be good for society.Loads of new natural resources. Mining up all of that land mass will result in more metal, oil etc.Sea levels will be lowered. This will end up protecting areas lower to sea level from being flooded when the glacier melt.Outbreaks like ebola will be less as most come from the low life quality from Africa. | 2019-09-25 14:16:58 |
| blader | Boomer: haha stupid kids don't own 36 guns, don't smoke real cigarettes and drink fake not pure black coffee with their non-country music and non-truck carsAlso Boomer: i used your credit card information to unlock my windows 7 computer and ordered juicero from Alibaba to drink healthy juice. also while you were gone i destroyed every piece of tech you own and replaced it with a bible so that you respect your family. from now on any money you earn legally belongs to us and if you vaccinate your kids you lose your free trial of life. i hate my wife and if you dare blame me for global warming ill just go do my bbq, snowflake millennial avocado eating child. | 2019-09-25 14:16:42 |
| blader | I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love zero two. I want her hot steamy ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth so I can drink her warm ♥♥♥. I would be her sex slave if I could. I would love to get pounded by a big ♥♥♥♥ zero two. I've seen every single picture of zero two hentai. I've busted so many nuts to zero two hentai, they should've been inside of zero two's ♥♥♥♥♥. God, I wish I could get pounded by zero two. I want us to 69, I know she could make me ♥♥♥ in an instant if she sucked my ♥♥♥♥. If there was a way for me to spend 24 hours having every type of sex with zero two, even if it cost me my life I'd do it. God do I love zero two so much. | 2019-09-25 14:16:13 |
| blader | Kanye walked into my job at subway today. I was just making some sandwich and kanye west, in full purple robes, walked in. I immediately beat him over the head with a rock | 2019-09-25 14:15:52 |
| blader | You stealing from me again???? First my heart 😍❤️❤️💗 Then my hoodies 😜😈🤣 What’s next 🧐🧐 My last name?....😏😫💍 | 2019-09-25 14:14:00 |
| blader | Look no ♥♥♥♥ 😡 but I'm a guy 💁🏼♂️ and my ass is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thicc 🍑 like proper thick 🤪 it's not ❌ like fat thick 😒 but like thigh thick 🥴 everytime I'm naked 😏 i look at myself in the mirror 👀 turn around just to admire my ass 😤👅, so yeah i would definitely date myself 👱🏽♂️ as a woman 👩🏽🦳 just so i can bang 👊🏼 that ass myself. 🤩 No ♥♥♥♥ btw🙏🏼 | 2019-09-25 14:12:58 |
| blader | That's why I loved drinking water during swim practice, you just dump that cold ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ water all over your face nd whatever gets in your mouth you gulp down like the ♥♥♥♥♥ you are. You don't even have to care about getting it all in your mouth cuz guess where you are? You're in MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WATER. Water can't get more water than it already is cuz it's already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WATER. You just surrounded by water but that waters warmer than the water you drinking mmmm that water you drinking is some cold ass water so you just pour it on your face. Slurping while you doing it too. | 2019-09-25 14:12:16 |
| blader | Congratulations! You have successfully taken a ♥♥♥♥, may you spread your knowledge so others can achieve a nice, quality time inside the bathroom. | 2019-09-25 14:10:53 |
| blader | Step 7: After flushing, it's highly important that you wash your hands. This reduces the chance of you getting sick, and keeps things clean. | 2019-09-25 14:10:48 |
| blader | Step 6: Flush the toilet. Flushing keeps your bathroom hygienic, and also creates jobs in the field of sewer treatment and water management. | 2019-09-25 14:10:39 |
| blader | Step 5: Once the fecal matter has been ejected, begin to wipe the residual fecal matter from the ejection hole. Having a bidet is a plus, as it will help clear what has been left. | 2019-09-25 14:10:01 |
| blader | Step 4: Begin to flex your large intestinal muscles to eject the fecal matter out of your body. Be very cautious with your strength, as a strong ejection may lead to splashing. | 2019-09-25 14:09:51 |
| blader | Step 3: Flex your ass cheeks to create an opening for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this is necessary if you want to have your ass not covered with fecal matter. | 2019-09-25 14:09:40 |
| blader | Step 2: Go to the bathroom, and sit on a toilet that has the cover open in an upright manner. You should be able to see a hole with some water. This is important, as standing up might lead to problems with aiming, and discomfort. | 2019-09-25 14:09:29 |
| blader | Step 1: Go to the bathroom when you feel some solid pressure building up near your large intestine. This is important, so that you can have a quality ♥♥♥♥, without making a mess. | 2019-09-25 14:09:18 |
| blader | Hi, today I'm here to give you a tutorial on how to take a ♥♥♥♥ | 2019-09-25 14:09:10 |
| blader | Can I help you?Call the judge and get some fudge.Call the judge and get some fudge? Are you okay?No!No?You a doctor?Maybe.Well where's your MD?Mah ♥♥♥♥Your DM?You trynna slide in the DMs? You trynna slide...PARDON?You trynna slide in the DMs?The ♥♥♥♥ are you talkin about?You know Twitter?Yup! | 2019-09-25 14:08:18 |
| blader | 🤔What if🤔 😘😳we kissed😳😘 ⬇️under⬇️ ☪️Allah☪️ 😂Jk jk jk😂 😏Unless?😏 | 2019-09-25 14:07:47 |
| blader | today id wensday my girlfriend dumped me becuse of new model of tonči huljič i was mad so i looked at my wall it was looking at me deeply watching me move its vagina of mouse hole became bigger i couldnot stand it i took out my penis and started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall in three seconds i heard a bite on my ♥♥♥♥ it was very loud i looked it was mose i looked at it took out my penis skin with razor and replaced it with mouse skin my wall started crying i fricked harder and harder until i broke a hole on other side of wall there was my goal my neigbours kitchen she saw my penis and cut it she was scared i became happy again i was a wamen now i reached my goal now is my time to die gooooooooooooooooooodbye world | 2019-09-25 14:05:55 |
| blader | Not to brag, but in the race to see who ♥♥♥♥ first, I always win. Sometimes I win by so much, my girlfriend doesn't even cross the finish line.I know she's impressed though, cause she's told her friends about it. They call me "champion."Damn straight. I am a champion. | 2019-09-25 14:05:20 |
| blader | take a look at this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ right here, its an abomination, i hate it. How did anyone think this was a good idea for an emoji? The point of emojis is to show emotion, well what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think, WOW i sure do feel like a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone today! It provokes me whenever i see it, it mocks me with its smug visage. What i really wanna do is drive down to the emoji headquarters, find the computer that hosts this specific emoji 🗿 and light it on fire! I'd like to push it off a cliff and watch it shatter into itty bitty pieces. And people just comment with it, as if its funny, its not. Oh wow, a stone head im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious and original. I'll use it in every comment i post, NO, Stop it! Why does it have to be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smug? You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone you have no goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off! Moyai, more like go die! ♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2019-09-25 14:04:00 |
| blader | My dream is to one day be vored by Widomaker and feel her stomach acids slowly melting my skin away as I become one with the goddess that is Widowmaker. Just the thought of me being ♥♥♥♥ out of Widomaker's ass makes me so hard | 2019-09-25 14:03:01 |
| blader | Honestly, fellas.Unless:.Her feet smell like salted cheese crackers..Her armpits have the highest concentration of sweat glands..Her farts are the equivalent of a nuclear bomb, but in stink.Then I'm sorry to break your heart, but she's not the one. | 2019-09-25 14:02:01 |
| blader | 28 shtab woundsh, u didn't want to weave him a chance, huh? did u feew angew? hate? he wash bweeding, begging fow mewcy. but u shtabbed him, again and again and again!…i know u kiwwed him. why don't u shay it? jusht shay "i kiwwed him"! ish it dat hawd to shay?! jusht shay u kiwwed him! jusht shay it! uwu | 2019-09-25 14:01:38 |
| blader | Why the ♥♥♥♥ would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I ♥♥♥, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to ♥♥♥. I didn't want to ♥♥♥ everywhere so I had to think fast. | 2019-09-25 14:00:34 |
| blader | It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My turtle was painted with my ♥♥♥ in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins. | 2019-09-25 14:00:32 |
| blader | Quit gaming 4 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as ♥♥♥♥, beta cucks | 2019-09-25 13:54:08 |
| blader | If you think about it, it's pwetty gay to say no ♥♥♥♥. A stwaight pewson wouwdn't need to say no ♥♥♥♥, because they have enough sewf confidence that they'we hetewosexuaw.An exampwe of this is kissing the same gendew. A stwaight guy wouwd be abwe to comfowtabwy do this because he's confident in his sexuawity. On the othew hand, a guy with a fwagiwe sexuawity wouwd need to say no ♥♥♥♥ because they'we scawed that they'ww tuwn gay. If this change and feaw is that simpwe, then they must awweady have homosexuaw tendencies.Thewefowe, saying no ♥♥♥♥ is gay. A stwaight guy doesn't say no ♥♥♥♥. | 2019-09-25 13:51:30 |
| blader | Listen 👂 here kid 😤, i'm thirsty 😧 as hell 😈 and i 💁♂️ only drink 😋 two ✌️ things: ⚡️ battery acid ⚗️ and ♥♥♥ 💦. so unless 😒 you have some 🔋 double a's 🔋 lying around 😵 i suggest 🤭 you get those jeans 👖 off 🤤 right 👏♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👏 now 👅 | 2019-09-25 13:50:51 |
| blader | He quivered in fear as his adversary said two words. Two. Words. He trembled with endless fear as his primal instincts urged him to run. "sex penis" These words sent a shock done the Earth's crust. Every non-human animal registered this, deep down in Mariana's trench a Great Old One had woken. "sex penis" He repeated. Immediately, the other boy fell down, and all animals cried for help. It even effected humans, hurricanes were forming, panic attacks were wide spread, cities were burning and sky-scrapers imploded. "sex penis" they repeated the third time. This triggered a mass extinction event that shock the Earth, lowering its tilt by 3 degrees. | 2019-09-25 13:50:25 |
| blader | Fake bweasts wook wike they'we...fake. They wawewy wook good. Even the best jobs stiww wook bad. Most wook wike hawf vowweybawws taped to the chest. They they maintain theiw shape when the woman ways on hew back. They onwy wook semi convincing when the woman is fuwwy cwothed. Evewy time I see them in a pown it's a tuwn off too. Bottom wine, wadies, natuwaw bweasts, no mattew theiw size and shape, awe bettew and much sexiew.Discwaimew, I weawize women can do whatevew they want with theiw body. Nobody is tewwing you not to hewe so pwease don't wectuwe me about that ♥♥♥♥. Wemembew, this is just an opinion. | 2019-09-25 13:48:30 |
| blader | *pffft* Uh oh 🙈 Stinky! Poop 💩 hahahahaha 😂 Poopies 💩 Funny poopies alalalahahaha 😂😂 Funny poop 💩🤣 Poop funny 🤣 Weeeeee 😆😆 Haha yay more poopy💩 Good poopy 👍 Poopy funny 😆 hahahahaha 🤣 poo 💩 poo 💩 poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩 funny 😂 Yay fun poop 😆💩 hehehe poo 💩 Poopy 💩 yay poop make me happy 😊 happy 😊 happy 😊 hahahahahahaaa 🤣 uh oh 🙈 I think I made a poopy 💩 Poop in pants no diaper 👖 That's funny 😂 hahahaha 😂😂 Oopsie 🙈 Poopy underwear now 💩💩 hehehehe 😂 We want poopies! We want poopies! 💩💩💩 hahahahaha🤣hahhahahhaaa🤣 Poo💩 cough POO!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 | 2019-09-25 13:47:43 |
| blader | Minions serve the evilest person they can find. Surely Osama Bin Ladin would have been the most evil person in 2001. But as we see in the Minions movie, they began serving Gru in the 60s. That means that nobody was as evil as Gru. Not even Bin Laden.What the ♥♥♥♥ did Gru do that was worse than 9/11? Or maybe... it was Gru who did 9/11. And since the minions serve him and do the dirty work, they must have been the terrorist.Yes, the minions do indeed remember 9/11. Because they did it. | 2019-09-25 13:46:41 |
| blader | as i anon opened up bowsews' ass cheeks i took a wiff. It made me awoused. I was the hawdest i evew have been im my wife i was bweathing hawdew and hawdew and now i couwdn't wesist, i put my massive peen in his ass but then i weawised. YOU awe a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sicko. You weawwy whewe weading that? Damn. Society is ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Why whewe you weading that, what whewe you twying to gain fwom it?you weawwy wanted to wead about me, putting my cowossaw ♥♥♥♥ into bowsews phat cheeks? Nah nah nah! You'we messed in the head! | 2019-09-23 15:00:10 |
| blader | A GAMER IS AN ASCENDED BEING THAT IS THE PRODUCT OF MILLIONS OF YEARS OF FINE TUNED EVOLUTION LEADING TO A SPECIMEN THAT IS NEITHER HUMAN NOR GOD. THE PERFECT BALANCE BETWEEN MAN AND MONSTER. A GAMER IS THE APOTHEOSIS OF EVOLUTION. I AM A GAMER. | 2019-09-23 14:58:55 |
| blader | One day I got on a playground with my friends and there was this plastic tube. There was a few drawings but then I found some disgusting furry ♥♥♥♥. There was the ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s Insta I would call the creature a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who's going to fap on his dog because it's dopamine receptors are burned out and he's bored of "lame stuff". Honestly If you're a furry you're a disgusting zoophile and I'm really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ surprised his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass isn't constantly bullied, you're just as bad as people who are interested to "lolis" You're the fungus of any breathable planet. Jeez I once saw a post of a guy who said it was okay to get out of the closet from being a furry, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy.. Imagine coming out from a closet for masturbating to your hamster. Furries have ruined Disney mascots and others, There was a donald duck cosplayer who was helping a kid with cancer but because of furries I thought it had a strange and gross theme. If you come here to say: | 2019-09-23 14:57:24 |
| blader | "hurrr urggg furri cen do ged jeb s well"GO ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF, Do you think I actually would give a ♥♥♥♥?? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ no, You are literally getting horny of a dog. You may be saying that the creatures aren't actually animals. BUT they all address them selves as animals. Just as the disgusting loli's, they may look different from actual kids but they still address them selves as kids, furries should be Illegal, I hope furries will become an excluded species like Cultists, Nazis, Commies and ect.. YOU ARE A DISCRASE TO MAN KIND, YOUR COUNTRY, YOUR LIFE, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR ANCESTORS. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NECKBEARD ATTRACTED TO THE NEIGHBORS DOG. IF YOU (a furry) EVER FEEL ATTACKED, ♥♥♥♥ YOU. I WANT YOU TO STAY SILENT AS POSSIBLE IN YOUR LITTLE BUBBLE COMMUNITY OF DOG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2019-09-23 14:57:19 |
| blader | A 👩🏫teacher👩🏫 asked her class“What is sex👅👀?”Johnny🙍♂️ got up and said:“Sex is a 😏temptation😏Caused by a 😩sensation😩Where a boy 🙍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆Into a girl’s 💁♀️ 🍑destination🍑To increase the 👪population👪Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?Or do you need 😩💦 a👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?The teacher👩🏫 fainted 😱 | 2019-09-23 14:56:52 |
| blader | i hate when u playin' f0ortnaite and a bunch of gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come in and breach your door like what the ♥♥♥♥ stay away i dont want aids | 2019-09-23 14:55:34 |
| blader | Pornography/eroticism and explicit sexual scenes should be allowed in video gamesMy premise is pretty simple and straight forward. My dilemma can be expressed with one simple question:why is it that I can the spinal cord of a dude and strangle a character with it in mortal kombat but I can’t softly and tenderly penetrate one of those characters with my penis.This has always baffled me. I can’t find any rational explanation for this expect for the fact that maybe the video game world acknowledges that humans are pieces of ♥♥♥♥ who find extreme violence fine but sex is off limits.I want to be able to ♥♥♥♥ other characters in video games and I want to be able to enjoy every detail. | 2019-09-23 14:53:16 |
| blader | All straight sex is rape. 😡😤 Being a straight man is a crime because all heterosex is rape!!!! Women do not enjoy sex with men, they only act like they do because the patriarchy forces them, the fact that they’re being forced by this misogynistic society means they cannot give consent to men!!! 😡😤Men if you wanna ♥♥♥♥ then go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves or ♥♥♥♥ other men and stop RAPING. Women grow a pair and say no, stop being a HANDMAIDEN OF THE PATRIARCHY. | 2019-09-23 14:52:21 |
| Leiker | So I guess I'm expected to believe that, while watching The Empire Strikes Back, the second act of which is practically all Yoda, not once did you wonder what he looked like naked. And when he died in Return Of The Jedi, his robe remaining on his bed as his body disappeared, you never imagined that robe disappearing with Yoda still lying there on his back, his nude form exposed for all the world to see. Yeah, I am so sure. | 2019-09-23 14:52:01 |
| Leiker | You don't have to be embarrassed about it. Being curious about Yoda's penis doesn't mean you're gay or anything. And I'm certainly not saying that you should be obsessed with it. But how could anybody claim they haven't pondered that penis even for a single second in their entire life?It's only natural to be a little curious about Yoda's penis. I've certainly asked myself all the usual questions: How long is it when flaccid? How long erect? Is it circumcised? Is it shaped like a human penis? Is it the same shade of green as the rest of him? Is it wrinkled? Veiny? Freckled? How much pubic hair does Yoda have? Is the hair curly or wispy? Is there enough hair to hide the testicles? And how large are the testicles? And how pendulous? | 2019-09-23 14:51:21 |
| blader | HEY I HATE MY WIFE! I WANT TO BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH A RUSTY LEAD PIPE! I WANT TO KILL MY SPOUSE! MY GOD, THE SUFFERING MY WIFE BRINGS ME! I WANT TO KILL MY WIFE WITH A KNIFE! I WANT MY WIFE TO DIE! PLEASE KILL MY WIFE! I WANT MY WIFE TO SHOOT HERSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A GUN! I WOULD BE SO HAPPY IF I CAME HOME AND FOUND MY WIFE DEAD! ♥♥♥♥ GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMN ♥♥♥♥ I HATE MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE SO MUCH! KILL MY WIFE! I WILL PAY YOU TO EAT AND KILL MY WIFE! USE THIS BENT CROWBAR TO BASH IN HER SKULL! KILL MY WIFE! FILM IT! TELL THE COPS I DID IT! JUST KILL MY WIFE WITH THIS JAGGED PIECE OF ROCK! PUT IT IN HER JUGULAR! JUST KILL MY ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE! | 2019-09-23 14:50:38 |
| blader | we’re sorry 😭 this train 🚆 has been paused ⏸️ for the foreseeable future 🔮we hope 😬🤞 you brought a book 📕ugh 😣 i didn’twant one of my earbuds? 👂🎶i have spotify on my phone 📱😇that’s great but 😕 there’s no signal down here ❌📡doesn’t matter 😄 i save my songs offline 🤘what’s that? 😳 some kind of witchcraft?!?!??!! 🧙⚗️no it’s spotify premium 💪🧐 you can use it to take your songs anywhere ✈️🚗🏢tap the banner to learn more 👆 | 2019-09-23 14:49:36 |
| blader | Yoda eating hamburger made me ♥♥♥, thats right. I'm shaking as im writing this, I never felt so horny in many years.I was on my daily 2009 meme watching session wehen i saw this headline- " yoda eats hambuger while my parents fight downstairs". Without hesitation I clicked and wouldnt you know it was the best decision in my life.At first I thought this was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video, like the other ones im used to, but this was different.The sound that Yoda was making were so juicy - I imagined he was getting a blowjob - and the sound of parent fighting downstairs made me anxious, because I were thinking they would come to his room and discover Yoda's sinful act. | 2019-09-20 06:31:41 |
| blader | I... I just couldnt resist... I immediately grabbed my throbbing, slimy, dirty, uncircumcised penis.It didnt last long... The amount of ♥♥♥ I produced was inhumane... I were cleaning it with buckets, there is still around 7 liters of ♥♥♥ behind my desk but i wont bother cleaning it, because the smell will remind me of this amazing evening. | 2019-09-20 06:31:37 |
| blader | Woah cat on da microphoneI wonder what he will sayok soThis swag ass cat drops some hella fire bars, he is a literal rap legend. | 2019-09-17 15:16:09 |
| blader | Taxes I evade, by the IRS I was chased. Communist I am, Capitalism I hate. Money for Yoda, Government no take. After me police chase, but catch me they cannot. Underground Yoda flees, to Saudi Arabia he leaves. Immigration police so naive, for see Yoda they did not. Enter Saudi Arabia I did, and from the IRS I escape. Assimilate with the Saudis Yoda did, wonderful relations with the Saudis Yoda have. | 2019-09-17 15:14:28 |
| blader | YOU FOOL YOU ABSOLUTE BABOON YOU’VE FEEL INTO MY TRAP THAT YOUR INCEL MIND COULD NOT COMPREHEND, JOE ISNT JUST JOE YOU CRIMPET ♥♥♥♥ HE IS A GOD A FIGURE OF ABSOLUTE PERFECTION, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS JOE MAMA. NOW BOW BEFORE MY INTELLIGENCE | 2019-09-17 15:13:35 |
| blader | these egiwws awe stawting to make me wage! I give them my attention by weacting to theiw posts, and I message them...onwy to get weft on wead... this wowwd is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, because nice guys wike me go thwough this stwuggwe of being ignowed daiwy. You seen me heawt weact youw sewfie... You seen me haha weact youw funny posts, didnt you? I think it's time fow you to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ give me attention back fow ONCE in youw godam wife. | 2019-09-17 15:13:06 |
| blader | The order for which I, Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris, request from your establisment that supplies nourisments at a fast speed shall be, as follows: two of the ninth item on your menu, another of the same item that in all aspects is larger in size than one of the last two I ordered, followed by the item three spots before it in a combination with more dipping sauce as usual, the seventh item with nothing special in particular, two of your forty-fifth item, with one of them having milk with bacteria, and a carbonated, sweetened refreshment liquid that is larger in size than a usual carbonated sweetened refreshment liquid. | 2019-09-17 15:09:23 |
| blader | OH WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU DOIN IM TRANNA GET SOME ♥♥♥♥ AY WOAH WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU DOIN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥- IS THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'S BEATIN HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEAT OH, YOU CRAZY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU! YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, YOU YOU'RE BEATIN YA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEAT I SEE YOU CHOCKIN YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHICKEN YOU BALD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU FOUR-EYES YOU FOUR EYED ♥♥♥♥ YOU STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHOKIN YA CHICKEN YOU'RE ON A ♥♥♥♥♥ PLANE YOU SICK ♥♥♥♥♥ ANIMAL YOU YOU PENCIL ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TAKE YA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAND OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THAT BLANKET, YOU SICK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, YOU | 2019-09-17 15:08:07 |
| blader | Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Ben Shapiro so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Turning Point USA I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Ben Shapiro. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Ben's tight conservative boi ♥♥♥♥♥. I want him to have my mutant human/conservative babies. | 2019-09-17 15:07:58 |
| blader | I was home alone and horny when i was 12 so i got a condom put it on a plunger and rode it like a pornstar for like 3 minuets straight i came while i was riding it but i wanted to kill my self after i finished | 2019-09-17 15:06:09 |
| blader | In about 10 years, poop will be the new nationwide sexual fetish. Before you autoclick that downvote, hear me out...In the 90's, breasts were all the rage, and here recently, they've been replaced by ass. Now people are getting ass implants, injections, things that were unheard 20 years ago, and I believe that it's an environmental factor that suddenly everyone's into booty now.Which brings me to my original point. We are currently surrounded by subliminal poop. The poop emoji, poop toys, poop pillows, concoctions where you can make your own poop. The list goes on, and seeing how ass eating is now the new craze sweeping the nation, along with all of this poop paraphernalia, I think the next step is everyone willingly covered in ♥♥♥♥. | 2019-09-17 15:05:27 |
| blader | Anime awmpits man... they awe so wondewfuw, appeawing to the eye! I feew wike I couwd wub my ♥♥♥♥ against it, it’s nice, soft, and sweaty awoma makes me hawd. They have so much detaiw put into them and they awe usuawwy haiwwess! Man, I weawwy wondew why mowe peopwe don’t wike anime awmpits! I mean, wook at an athwetic anime waifu stwetching hew awms in the aiw. The soft, cawming wook, whiwe awso feewing hawd and intense. It is just amazing! If I had thwee wishes, I wouwd wish fow anime awmpits to be weaw! Just wike a diwdo, but instead it is a stwetching awm with a nice, exposed awmpit. Wouwdn’t that be amazing? | 2019-09-17 15:03:30 |
| blader | 1st RULE: You do not talk about PENIS CLUB.2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PENIS CLUB.3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the PENIS is over.4th RULE: Only two guys to a PENIS.5th RULE: One PENIS at a time.6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.7th RULE: PENISES will go on as long as they have to.8th RULE: If this is your first night at PENIS CLUB, you HAVE to PENIS. | 2019-09-17 15:02:40 |
| blader | The only thing to fear is scary ♥♥♥♥ like the mirror. | 2019-09-17 14:58:55 |
| blader | my fawowite fwoods:Numbew 15 Buwgew King foot wettuceNumbew 14 Taco beww piss nachosNumbew 13 Chick-fiw-a ♥♥♥ tendiesNumbew 12 Mcdonawds ♥♥♥♥ nuggetsNumbew 11 Wendys Vomit FwostieNumbew 10 Awbys Sweat Woast beefsNumbew 9 Ihop Eawwax pancakesNumbew 8 Fiveguys Toenaiw buwgewNumbew 7 KFC Pube chickenNumbew 6 Pizza hut Snot pizzaNumbew 5 Subway Sawiva footwongNumbew 4 Sonic teeth wingsNumbew 3 Dunkin donuts foweskin donutNumbew 2 Dominos haiw pizzaNumbew 1 Stawbucks Testicwe Fwappe | 2019-09-17 14:57:38 |
| blader | Wow dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chiww with the watew discwiminating sawt watew is watew too bwo and its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ impowtant. Without the oceans we wouwd not have WAIN which means no GWOUND WATEW which means no AQUIFEWS so we'we aww ♥♥♥♥♥♥.So evewyone say THANK YOU AQUAMAN and OP, miss me with this ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ educate youwsewf you'we embawwassing us | 2019-09-17 14:56:48 |
| blader | Incest is ok technically its okay to have incest with a specific group of your relatives. dont remember which but go visit vsauce about "what is a cousin", then look at the comments on that video and they got it all figured out regarding what is lawfully and ethically considered okay.Imo as long as you arent breaking the law and nobody is getting hurt, then do whatever you like. It's nobody's business but yours and your partner's afterall. Nobody's perfect so we shouldn't judge or not permit other people from making imperfect decisions. And even ♥♥♥♥ what science says. LOVE IS BLIND AND LOVE TOO GIVES ZERO ♥♥♥♥♥ ABOUT SCIENCE. | 2019-09-17 14:56:08 |
| blader | Ketamine I need.Ok Yoda I'll get mine.Lethal doses I must take, angry with me, Allah is.Yoda, I'm sure Allah will forgive you.Bad things for ketamine, I have done. Forgive me, Allah cannot. Sacrifice myself for him I must.Yoda, there are other ways to serve Allah. Perhaps through prayer. Surely you will be forgiven.Hard that sounds, run over women and minorities in my 2001 Honda Civic I will. | 2019-09-17 14:52:50 |
| blader | why call it blue balls when you can call it a cummy ache | 2019-09-04 16:30:16 |
| blader | You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. | 2019-09-04 16:03:29 |
| blader | ''same'' same what? you feel the same way? let me tell you what ♥♥♥♥♥, i hope you feel the same way once i bash your head in with my 50 pound ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hammer, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, i hope you feel the ''same'' when i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ your girl and impregnate her | 2019-09-04 16:02:56 |
| blader | I'm sitting in the bus and I fart. Chinese dude just shows domination and loudly sniffs the whole thing. | 2019-09-04 16:01:21 |
| blader | I used to share a bed with my lil cousin and lil brother. Gay, I know. But anyway. I slept and my head was near his waist. But as I woke up my face was wet and I had this weird taste in my mouth. I spit and then seen the that the wetness was piss. It was all coming from my lil brother. I drank his piss with out even knowing. | 2019-09-04 15:59:13 |
| blader | This isn't even a humble brag, because honestly it's more of a hassle than something I enjoy....I have an abnormally large penis. Most girls I have sex with can't make it through the first attempt. With girlfriends however, they usually warm up to it after a few tries.For awhile I always thought that girls were bullshitting me with the 'that's the biggest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen' spiel. But over the years, I've come to realize that most of them are being honest.Back to your question, I take solace in the fact that it's almost certainly the largest penis that's ever been inside my girlfriend. I like seeing the girls I'm with satisfied, and I know I'm good in bed at this point. Even if (and when we break up) I'm pretty confident that my ex's will subconsciously think I'm the best sex they've ever had. | 2019-09-04 15:56:54 |
| blader | let’s say..🤔 you’ve been a bad girl 🔥. let’s say, hypothetically... you’ve been a naughty girl even😈. ok 👌🏼, now if you were a naughty girl.. you would also be my👇🏻 dirty little slut right 👀? then hypothetically speaking🤓 you would be my little cumslut😏. now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl🍭... 📃now that we’ve established you’re both a bad girl 🔥 ➕ daddy’s girl🍭 , then i believe🙏🏻 you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. am I not correct? a bad girl deserves a spanking 👉🏼✋🏼🍑 and as I am daddy🧑🏻, you are my girl🤞🏻. so I am the one who must provide punishment. | 2019-09-04 15:56:05 |
| blader | Oh mine god, i accidentally sent thou a picture of mine ♥♥♥♥ and balls. prithee Delete it!! lest... thou desire to look? haha i jest, delete it. should thee crave... haha nay, banish it... lest? | 2019-09-04 15:53:05 |
| blader | Why 🤔 man 🎅 who flirt ❤ with men 👨 or he look 👁 penis 🍆 find a job to his girlfriend? 🙎🤔 | 2019-09-04 15:52:25 |
| blader | In response to your actions, I am going to defecate my pants in a Walmart. Don't Johnny Test me. | 2019-09-04 15:52:16 |
| blader | THATS RIGHT SWEATY THE LIBTARDS HATE TRUMP HATE ARE GOD JESUS CHRIS AND WORST OF ALL THEY DONT EVEN KNOW WHICH BATHROOM TO USE BUT WHEN YOU ASK THEM ABOUT WHY THEY HATE TRUMP ALL THEY CAN SAY IS HE SAYS """MEAN STUFF"" LIKE GRABBING ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEY HES NOT PERFECT BUT THE DEMOCRAT PARTY WANTS TO STICK VACUUM CLEANERS IN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TO KILL ARE BABYS SO TELL ME WITCH IS WORSE???? BUT THE LIBTARDS IN THERE INFINATE STUDIPITY SAY """OHH BUT I AM "OFFENDED"" BY TRUMP HES NOT """POLTICALY CORRECT" BY TELLING IT LIKE IS HE HATES THE ISLAMIC MUSLAMICISTS WHO ONLY WANT TO "KILL"" US ALL HES TERRIBLE WE SHOULD BE MORE SOCALIST LIKE BURNY SANDORA AND AREPA OSTRAS CALAMARES"""" CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP FLOKS LIERIABLASM SI A MNETAL FIRDORDER | 2019-09-04 15:50:27 |
| blader | bro i found out like all animals like to ♥♥♥♥ in doggy style like bruh bees be pounding the ♥♥♥♥ outta each other on some "yo gimme that honey" type of ♥♥♥♥ lmao | 2019-09-04 15:49:50 |
| blader | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ be like “u cant beat cancer” 😤🤨🤧 ♥♥♥♥♥ im already on stage 4 💯💯‼️😈 | 2019-09-04 15:49:08 |
| blader | Humpty Dumpty 🌝 sat on a ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦Humpty Dumpty 🌝 got really sick 🤢🤮All the king’s doctors👨🏼⚕️👨🏻⚕️👨🏾⚕️ and all the king’s maids👵🏼👵🏻diagnosed 🔬🦠 Humpty Dumpty🌝 with AIDS☠️💉 | 2019-09-04 15:44:47 |
| blader | So vut's da deal vith Jews, amirite? Vith di big nose und da empty vallet come time to pay at ze restaurant, vight? Random dude in audience laughs wayyyy too loud and long Ha! zis guy knows vaht I'm talking aboot! Anyvays, zats all I have for tonight, tank you fur being a great crowd. kisses peace sign made with his fingers then points it at the crowd while he walks offstage Mwah, thank you all! Tip your waitress. Und death to Jews! | 2019-09-04 15:43:11 |
| blader | I want to make this clear since nobody wants to talk about itSEXUAL FACTSThe vagina ALWAYS has a bad smell, no matter how much you bathe or who you are, this is A FACT that nobody can deny (sorry girls, there is no "it's my natural smell" ♥♥♥♥)Women who have given birth to a baby, her vagina is now useless, the muscles lost all strength and can no longer give sexual satisfaction, the vagina becomes huge! (I know that single women with children will not accept this but it is the TRUTH)If you do anal sex with your girlfriend that makes you gay, I know it is controversial but there is no difference in a woman's anus and that of a man, having sex with a man would not be a problem for you, in fact You want a man's anus more because it is tighter than a woman's vagina. DENY ITAnd no, I am not an incel, I have full sexual experience with MANY women. | 2019-09-04 15:42:37 |
| blader | I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love when I wake up in the middle night, and go down to the kitchen for some water, shirtless. I'll grab some chill filtered water from the fridge and slowly drink and when I pull the glass away from my mouth, the water caught in my beard hairs run down the tips of my stache and cascade down onto my bare chest sending a shivering chill down my spine as the icy water droplets flow through my chest hairs and down my body. I'm such a water slag. | 2019-09-04 15:42:20 |
| blader | Why do people always say not my proudest fap when refering to really weird or bad porn. What's supposed to be your proudest fap then? When you came in 5 minutes from some vanilla porn? If you manage to get yourself off to some giantess pegging interacial porn you should be way more proud then if you only ♥♥♥ to a man and a woman have boring regular sex. It takes commitment, time and effort to get off to incest fishnet stockings vore porn. When you ♥♥♥ it feels like a real achievement, something to be proud of, but if you just ♥♥♥ to what everyone else is already doing then there's nothing to be proud of. You've done the bare minimum. Masturbating to furry reverse birth scat porn takes true effort just to stay hard. It trains your mental fortitude and teaches you to push on against all odds and when you finally orgasm it feels like you earned it. Now that's something to be proud of. | 2019-09-04 15:42:06 |
| blader | ♥♥♥♥♥ awe so cute omg (//•/w/• /)/ when you howd one in youw hand and it stawts twitching its wike its nuzzwing you (/w) ow when they pewk up and wook at youwike “ owo nya? :3c” hehe~penis-kun is happy to see me!! ( ^ ワ ^ ) and the most adowabwe thing evew is when spewm-sama comes out but theywe wwwy shy so u have to wowk hawd!!! (@•´⹋´•@) but when penis-kun and spewm-sama meet and theywe bwushing and aww wike “uwaaa~!” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟhehehe penis-kun is so adowabwe o͡͡͡╮⁞ ^ ▃ ^ ⁞╭o͡͡͡ | 2019-09-04 15:41:42 |
| blader | [Story]The plot is entirely poorly done and the lines of the characters are cringe.The whole story that goes on until the protagonist gets along with the three girls is skipped, and simply introduced as a kind of "recapitulation" without further explanation. | 2019-09-04 15:41:15 |
| blader | [Characters]The characters are superficial stereotypes.Basically all the girls are virgins, but completely nymphomaniac and without any shame, which leaves a lot of doubts about how they were still virgins so far, and also not behavior according to people who have never had sex before.Apart from the common stereotype of the characters, there is absolutely no deepening in their history or in their personalities.In explicit scenes they behave in exactly the same way, except in the final scenes where each one wins a small "exclusive" scene. | 2019-09-04 15:41:10 |
| blader | [Animation]The animation sucks, the mouth movement is not synchronized with the moans and speech.The movements of the characters is very artificial, this totally breaks the immersion.[Enjoyment]Explicit scenes are completely repetitive.And personally I was annoyed by the hysterical cries of the characters for no reason.[Conclusion]This anime is a desperate attempt to make money with very low quality content, I do not recommend it to anyone. | 2019-09-04 15:41:07 |
| blader | I never realized I was bi. I TRAINED and forced myself to be bi.Because I realized that gay and bi men were all over me and that I'd be having way more sex if I also ♥♥♥♥♥♥ men. And I like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as much as I can.So I trained myself for a long while to be able to get off with/to men over and over again until I was able to be turned on by men as well as women. So now I'm bi, but it was absolutely a choice.And yeah my plan worked and I ♥♥♥♥ way more often now that men are also on the menu. It's great. My only regret is that I didn't make this choice sooner. | 2019-09-04 15:39:37 |
| blader | Tʀᴏʟʟ? Oɴ ɢᴏᴅ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs Tʀᴏʟʟ. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ Tʀᴏʟʟ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀɪᴘᴘ ᴇᴅ? Hᴇ ɪs Tʀᴏʟʟ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ TʀᴏʟʟEd. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hᴇ ɪs Sʜʏ ɢᴜʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ɪs ʙᴀʟᴅɪ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ Tʀᴏʟᴏʟᴏʟᴏʟᴏʟ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ- ᴘᴏsᴛ , sᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ. ɴᴏ ʀᴇ- ᴘᴏsᴛ. | 2019-06-26 01:37:52 |
| blader | Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.Goofy… has had sex.Goofy… has known a woman biblically.Imagine what it must’ve looked like.Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.GA-HYUK. | 2019-06-26 01:37:32 |
| blader | I would never take something like this. Someone lays so much as a finger on me, I brake their entire army. If they hit me, I tear off there arm and shove it in they're mouth. I've done it before, so don't f@ck with me or try to test me, I don't lie about sh#t like this (reel men like me have no reisin to lie, we have only to proof our badassery to ourselfs). | 2019-06-26 01:36:41 |
| blader | On the subway one time, I see this guy who I assumed was homeless bring two giant containers of BBQ wings on the train. He had a large container of ranch to go along with the wings, so he starts going to town dipping the wings in ranch and eating them. Pretty quickly, he dumps this entire container of ranch all over the crotch of his track pants. With a wing in his hand, he looks down at his crotch for about ten seconds like ‘well that sucks,’ then he just starts dipping the wings in his crotch ranch. I watched this happen for my whole fifteen minute ride. | 2019-06-26 01:31:40 |
| blader | Some times, when I'm cooking naked, I look at my penis and think about what would happen if I laid him across the chopping board and slammed my knife down on him.I think about how the shock would probably numb the pain but then, as I watched my penis stump spitting blood everywhere and then seeing my severed member lying lifelessly on the chopping board like a discarded hotdog, the pain and panic would kick in.I would probably regret it and then wrap my severed ♥♥♥♥ in a tea towel and put it on ice and wait for the ambulance trying to think of an excuse as to why I chopped of my ♥♥♥♥. | 2019-06-26 01:30:51 |
| blader | Hey guys, what's going on? It's me, the antichrist! I've come to purge the planet of all human life. I will be dropping nuclear missiles very, very soon on every single human being. Death means nothing! Why are you all so scared of death for? It means absolutely zero in the interim. Why do you think I made Trump president? We're about to get some fireworks real soon! | 2019-06-26 01:29:59 |
| blader | OwO daddy! I’ve seen the way you wook at my wittwe ass.... weww nyow you can enjoy my tight howe as much as you want. I’m ass up, weady fow youw wawge penyis to fiww me up. >~< I can’t wait to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tiw I can’t wawk. It’s soo nyice uwu! Maybe I can even have youw ♥♥♥♥ in my thwoat >////< Ahh I just want daddy’s baby juice to choke me (・`ω´・) I nyevew thought I’d say this but, pwease manhandwe my pwostate and shuv that sweet musty sent of youws aww the way inside _^ I can be youw wittwe ♥♥♥ howe, and if you use my boi♥♥♥♥♥ enyough I may weak a wittwe fwom my dangwing bits. ヘ(_ヘ) Oh how wondewfuw it’s going to feew | 2019-06-26 01:29:31 |
| blader | Professor X: what's your power?Me: I'm dummy thiccProfessor X: that's stupid please leaveMe: ok [turns around to start walking, exposing my juicy dumper]Professor X: wait | 2019-06-26 01:29:04 |
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| blader | yesterday i woke up sucking a lemon | 2019-06-26 01:27:17 |
| blader | anyway so i was thinking of wrapping my ♥♥♥♥ up in a vibrator and putting it on a timer so that every 10 seconds it randomly chooses to either start vibrating or not on varying degrees of vibration intensity and then go outside and do normal things while every 10 seconds my ♥♥♥♥ has a chance to start buzzing like a bee in summer | 2019-05-12 19:44:31 |
| blader | Me and my fwiends had a food fight whiwe naked in pitch bwack (fwashwights pwovided fow finding food scwaps). My fwiend found mashed potato and huwwed it acwoss the fuwking woom at 90 miwes pew houw. It hit my diwk and now thewe's yewwow sowid shwit stuck in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ uwethwa oh god oh fuwk. | 2019-05-12 16:09:38 |
| blader | Hello everyone, concerned Christian father here. Recently, my 11 year old son downloaded the video game "Fortnite" after playing it at a friend's house. While I didn't mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a "default" and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he's threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and neow refuses to go to Bible Study unless we "take the battle bus". I don't know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do? | 2019-05-12 16:07:30 |
| blader | I want to fuwk that edited sonic so badwy, his cute wittwe twap body makes me go neaw insane with absowute seksuaw need to fuwk his wittwe femboy twap body, those eyes that just eminate absowute seksiness, the wing in the eaw and i can use as a wittwe gwip duwing sewks, and that smug wittwe attitude he gets, i just want to absowutewy fuwk his wittwe twap body untiw he's begging me to stop, I want to destwoy his pink wittwe awnus that contwasts so gweatwy with his bwue fuw, then, aftew I make suwe that Ive pumped aww of my cuwm into his sweet wittwe cuwm I want to stawt sucking his diwk with the fuwy of a thousand wawwiows, just vacuuming the cuwm wight out of his hedgehog femboy twap cowkMy comment of wust isnt just some tumbww fed wesponse, it's just a mask to shiewd youw eyes fwom the twue howwow of what I mean | 2019-05-12 16:01:33 |
| blader | Noobmastew, hey, it’s Thow again. You know, the god of thundew? Wisten buddy, if you don’t wog off this game immediatewy I wiww fwy ovew to youw house, come down to that basement you’we hiding in and wip off youw awms and shove them up youw butt! Oh, that’s wight, yeah, just go cwy to youw fathew you wittwe weasew. | 2019-05-12 15:56:46 |
| blader | Geni: what awe youw 3 wishesMe: make evewy wowd 4 wettews wongGeni: wish gwanMeee: make evew wowd staw with “bw”Bwni: bwsh bwanBwee: bwke bwew bwwd bwnd bwth “uh”Bwuh: bwuh bwuhBwuh: bwuh bwuh bwuhBwuh: bwuh bwuh | 2019-05-12 15:45:55 |
| blader | This woman was wike“Hey, stick youw diwk in me”And I was wike“Fuwk it”And she was wike“Exactwy”So I did and it was ok but then I get this caww fwom hew a month watew wike“Hey I’m wowwied ”So I was wike“Hey wowwied, I’m dad”And she was wike“How did you know?”So now I kinda gotta howd down a job whiwe in schoow and my pawents won’t wook me in the eye, I think they’we mad but idk.So I guess this is just a wawning, stick youw ♥♥♥♥ in othew stuff but women awe kinda a no go, it costs a wot of money and it’s not that gweat.TWDW: don’t stick uw diwk in woman | 2019-05-12 15:45:03 |
| blader | Y’aww ni🅱️🅱️as evew jewk off with soap? The wush of the cowd soap hitting the sensitive skin of youw cowk, the wubwicated powew, the sting of the soap going down youw uwethwa, it’s aww so good. Sometimes when I get home I pwy open my uwethwa and empty a whowe bottwe of body wash down thewe. It acts as a bawwiew fow STDs as weww, as the soap keeps you cwean fwom any dangewous gewms. Mmmm, I’m getting hawd just thinking about peeing out nothing but soap fow days aftew. Catch you on the fwip side, I’m gonna go get some soap. | 2019-05-12 15:41:28 |
| blader | its so hawd fow me to sweep 📷 at night 📷 knowing james chawwes was convicted of awfuw things📷 it huwts me mowe than it huwts anyone james has waped 🥺 you guys dont undewstand my pain 📷 i wove james chawwes so much🧡 he changed my wife and neawwy cuwed my depwession.. but my depwession is back now 📷 and this is aww tati and jeffwee staws fauwt 🤨 i wiww nevew sweep again 📷️ i hope james chawwes wapes me and dismembews my wimbs and uses my awm as a diwdo one wast time befowe twashing me wike the disgusting wubbish i have become 📷 james chawwes is a sistew fowevew 📷️ | 2019-05-12 15:40:22 |
| blader | BRUH MOMENT WARNINGThe department of Homeland security has issued a bruh moment warning for the following districts:LigmaSugmabofasugondeseNumerous instances of bruh moments being triggered by cringe normies have recently occurred across the continental United StatesThese individuals are believed to be extremely dangerous and should not be approached.Citizens are instructed to remain inside, and lock their doorsUnder no circumstances should any individual say “Bruh,” in reaction to an action performed by a cringe normie, and to store the following items in a safe place:Jah coinsvbucksGekyumepoop socksjuul podsdipPlease stay tuned for further instructions | 2019-05-12 15:39:48 |
| blader | Daddy’s 🧔 cummies, 💦 nice 😊 and yummy 😋Thick 😫👌and gooey, feew wike honey 🍯That sweet 🍭 miwk, 🥛 oh-so-tasty 🤤Daddy, 🧔 Daddy, 🧔 pwease be hasty!💨My tongue 👅 swiwws 😛 wound 🔁 and wound 🔁Whiwe Daddy 🧔 gives my asss 🍑 a gweat big pound 🤜💥Ovew 😑 in the cownew, wwapped 🎁 in chains ⛓Mommy 👩 huddwed ovew, scweaming 😱 in pain 😪“Shut up, biwtch! 👩 Stay on the fwoow!”Mommy 👩 sobbing 😭 woudew, I 👧 caww 🗣 hew a whoweShe weaches behind hew 👩 fow hew gun 💀Whiwe Daddy gwopes 👋 and tickwes 🤗 my sweet 🍬 buns 🍑Puts the bawwew 😛 between 👉👈 hew teeth 👄 | 2019-03-25 16:45:37 |
| blader | And Daddy’s 🧔 sewmen 💦 begins to seep ☔️Gunpowdew, bwood, 💉 bwains 🧠 and gowe 😎Mommy’s 👩 wifewess 👻 cowpse swumps ⬇️ to the fwoow 😂Cummies, 💦 cummies 💦 fiwwing my thwoatMy puwssy 🐱 is compwetewy 😍 soaked 💦But Daddy’s cwock 🍆 just gets biggew 😳😲Ovew neaw 😯 the dwawews, he gwabs the scissows ✂️Cuts 🔪 a howe 🕳 in Mommy’s 👩 stomachIn hew hand, 🤲 a gin and tonic 🍺He 🧔 begins to unwavew hew stwings of intestines 😝 | 2019-03-25 16:45:34 |
| blader | “Wook 👀 cwosewy, you’ww weawn 👨🏫 a wesson”Ties a noose, 😔 wigs it tight 😫“Sweetie, 👧 sweetie, 👧 no need to fight” 👊💥Puts hew 👩 guts 🤤 awound 🔄 my neck“Wooks wike evewything’s good 👍 and set” 👌Wets me faww down ⬇️ about 🤔💭 a yawdFace 👧 tuwning bwue, choking 🤭 hawd 💪Aww the whiwe, 🕑 Daddy’s 🧔 stwoking his cwock 🍆And fow a moment, 😳 ouw eyes 👁 wock 🔒Teaws 😭 of joy 😊 stweam down my face 👧I’m going to 😵 a bettew ✨ pwace~ | 2019-03-25 16:45:29 |
| blader | I've hacked into the secret bases of the archives of the government. It took me 567892783923682034 seconds to do so, but it was worth it. Finally, we get to see what is going on within the government. Finally, we can expose them for their immorality.Ready?Here goes.They need a password. With the data from 4chan , I found it.*types furiously*Oh ♥♥♥♥, someone's at the door.*knock knock*They won't go away!*FBI OPEN UP*♥♥♥♥ I'VE BEEN CAUGHT.*door bursts open*The files. You must open them. I've sent them via this message so please, open it.Here's the file:lmao troll epic libtard you got rekt and i wasted 2 minutes of your life 😂😂😎😎😎 send to 5 other normies who will fall for this and become e🅱️ic gamer no. 1. | 2019-03-25 16:38:00 |
| blader | You heawd me. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuse fow a song is a disgwace to aww the bangews of the past. Sweet Cawowine, Seven Nation Awmy, Chewsea Daggew… no no… Mo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bamba? I wouwd go so faw as to not even considew it music, wet awone good music. And an anthem is fawthest fwom weawity. To infowm you fowtunate souws who awe not awawe of what I’m tawking about, an absowute twash song, “Mo Bamba”, was weweased as pawt of a fuww wength awbum by Sheck Wes, a wappew tied to Kanye among othews. | 2019-03-25 16:33:45 |
| blader | Uwu colonel. I’m twying to sneak awound, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap fwom my asscwheeks keeps awerting the gawrds. Baka | 2019-03-25 16:30:57 |
| blader | Are traps gay? Well it depends. 1.Do you know if the person is a trap? 2.Are you still attracted to them even when knowing that they are a trap?If you know that the person is a trap and you still like them, you ARE gay.If you don’t know that the person is a trap and you like them you are NOT gay.If the trap is just cross dressing to cross dress, they are NOT gay.If the trap is cross dressing to attract men, They ARE gay.The question of whether or not traps are gay is situational.Hopefully this message helped with confusion | 2019-03-25 16:29:26 |
| blader | Like 👍👍👍👍Fred man, me and Scoob 🐕 🐕🐕are trying to look 👀 👀👀for clues🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️, but I’m like. Dummy thicc😩😩😩😩and the clap 👏👏👏👏from my ass🍑🍑🍑 keeps alerting the Ghouls 🤢🤢🤢like zoinks🙀🙀🙀 | 2019-03-25 16:27:27 |
| blader | According to this there are ~12600 anime listed on mal.There is probably a bunch of anime that's not listed on mal because it's too old or whatever so we'll conservatively say that 20000 anime shows exist.Now we need the number of girls in each show. If you count background characters then this could get ridiculous, there are probably shows with 100s of girls and also shows with only 3.I'm just going to guess that there are on average 50 girls in a show.Therefore there are around 50x20000 = 1000000 anime girls in total.You could hire a professional editing team to work around the clock creating a video that showed every single anime girl in existence for 1 second each.It would then only take 1000000 seconds/3600 = 277.7 hours or 11.5 days to view the video.Therefore it would be possible to view every single anime tiddie. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. | 2019-03-25 16:26:52 |
| blader | Ant man can defeat Thanos by going inside his butt holeBUT WHAT IF THANOS FARTS SO HARD THAT ANTMAN IS SHOT OUT OF HIS BUTTHOLE AND TRANSPORTS INTO ANOTHER DIMESION DUE TO THE SHEER FORCE OF THE FART AND THEN SAVES THAT AVENGERS.THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY SCRIPT FOR THE AVENGERS | 2019-03-20 16:49:53 |
| blader | I might be gay. To start things off I'm straight. But I dont know that. Girls are cool and all but in science the other day I got a quick glance at my really hot homies. I came instantly. No girl had ever done that, except for that one time in 2nd grade, anyways. About an hour ago my roommate walked into the dorm and his sexy face gave me the fattest boner of my life. He glanced down and questioned my third leg when I had to explain to him that I'm probably gay. He told me that he was probably gay too and the only way to find out was to experiment. The only reasonable thing we could think of was to take it to bed. I grabbed his meaty ♥♥♥♥ with my lubed up hand and shoved it up my ass. I came everywhere. And then he came everywhere. We can confirm that we may be gay, however I'm straight. | 2019-03-20 16:31:37 |
| blader | Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.Enderman: A tall black man who steals ♥♥♥♥ and can't swim.Villagers: Big nosed merchants who have their hands constantly rubbed togetherAlso the play on the Mine Craft and Mein Krampf.Notch knew what he was doing. | 2019-03-20 16:28:23 |
| blader | Whenevew I bench 180wbs I am pwesented with a conundwum of wife and death. I suppose you wouwdn’t undewstand the diwemma I am descwibing since onwy peopwe with a 120 IQ can digest such intwicacies. The weight, with its might and fowce wouwd spwattew my Intestines, weaving me wifewess. Now the weason why I am tewwing you this is because, in the infamous show VeggieTawes, one of the pwotagonist is a gwowified wed tomato that couwd be awwuded with communistic symbowism but that is besides the point. My main awgument is that, wike the tomato, I couwd be spwattewed in mewe seconds. Wife is unimaginabwy on ouw side when it comes to being awive each and evewyday. Youw wife couwd be taken away at any second, in a bwink of an eye, youw whowe existence couwd seize to exist. | 2019-03-20 16:14:50 |
| blader | Ok so you guys know about how antman can cwaww up thanos's ass wight? Weww I've been thinking and I don't think it wouwd wowk, thanos has vewy tough skin, fwom this we can awso assume he has tough insides, so his wectum is most wikewy vewy hawd. If ant man cwawwed up and twied to expand he wouwd be cwushed. His body wouwd tuwn to mush as aww his bones cwushed into a pastey wiquid. Thanos wouwd then have to ♥♥♥♥ out the wemains of antman in a nasty, mushy, bwoody paste. Antman wouwd be no mowe than a shiddy puddwe at that point. and THATS why this pwant won't wowk. Instead he must go thwough the pee howe, that is the onwy way, this way he can't expwode thanos's ♥♥♥♥ and the pain wiww cause thanos to suwwendew. | 2019-03-20 16:12:52 |
| blader | giww uw so Cute 😍💖 u awmost make me fowget jfk was assassinated 🔫 by the cia 😱 in a govewnment 👨🏻✈️pwot 🙊 to wevewse powicies 📝 in owdew to escawate 📈 united states miwitawy invowvement in vietnam 🙈✨ | 2019-03-20 16:01:22 |
| blader | I was hungie uwu and decided it was time to VOWE 😫😫 I squeezed my kitty down my tight petite esophagus 😣 it was so good 😩😩💦💦 about 13 wopes of ♥♥♥ came out of my tip. My kitty came out of the 13th and finaw wope Uwu. | 2019-03-20 15:58:15 |
| blader | نحن لسنا غرباء على الحب أنت تعرف القواعد وكذلك أنا الالتزام الكامل هو ما أفكر فيه لن تحصل على هذا من أي شخص آخرأريد فقط أن أخبركم بما أشعر به فلدي تجعلك تفهملا تستسلم أبدا أبدا ستعمل نخذلكم لن يركض ويهرب لك لن تجعلك تبكي لن يقول وداعا أبدا لن تخبر الكذب ولا تؤذيكلقد عرفنا بعضنا البعض لفترة طويلة كان قلبك مؤلمًا ، لكن أنت خجول جدا لقول ذلك في الداخل ، كلانا يعرف ما يجري نحن نعرف اللعبة وسنعمل عليهاوإذا سألتني كيف أشعر لا تقل لي أنك أعمى جدا لرؤيته | 2019-03-20 15:55:24 |
| blader | diwks awe so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you howd one in youw hand and it stawts twitching its wike its nuzzwing you(/ω＼) ow when they pewk up and wook at you wike" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ pwenis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） | 2019-03-20 15:50:51 |
| blader | ♥♥♥♥ and baww towtuwe (CBT) ow penis towtuwe is a sexuaw activity invowving appwication of pain ow constwiction to the mawe genitaws. This may invowve diwectwy painfuw activities, such as genitaw piewcing, wax pway, genitaw spanking, squeezing, baww-busting, genitaw fwogging,uwethwaw pway, tickwe towtuwe, ewotic ewectwostimuwation ow even kicking. The wecipient of such activities may weceive diwect physicaw pweasuwe via masochism, ow emotionaw pweasuwe thwough ewotic humiwiation, ow knowwedge that the pway is pweasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these pwactices cawwy significant heawth wisks. | 2019-03-20 15:48:39 |
| blader | Shut yo skin tone chicken bone Post Mawone googwe chwome no home fwip phone disowned ice cweam cone gawden gnome extwa chwomosome metwonome dimmadome genome fuww bwown monochwome student woan Indiana Jones ovewgwown Fwintstone x and y howmone fwiend zone Sywvestew Stawwone Siewwa Weone AutoZone pwofessionawwy seen siwvew patwon head tf up | 2019-03-20 15:45:16 |
| blader | I just cummed into my teachers coffee cup.Yup, I really did. I just hate that math ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass bastard spouting his random numbers and symbols and ♥♥♥♥ during class at me with his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bald hair and ass glasses. So I've got an idea for revenge. Every Wednesday Mr. Bald ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comes to class with a cup of coffee, leaves it at his table and goes for a walk (during long break.). As soon as he walked out of the class I chained the hottest chick in our class to the wall and started masturbating to her furiously. 3 minutes passed and I didn't feel like I was getting closer to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, so I slapped my favorite wolf mask on her and made her hold an iPad with yiff. Thanks to this I was able to ♥♥♥ in 15 secs. After I succeeded I poured my hot juicy ♥♥♥ into his coffee and freed the chick. | 2019-03-10 08:48:53 |
| blader | you missed the joke!! Haha nowmie idiot! You wittwe stupid, dumb, idiot! Why awe you so stupid? Dumbass haha! What awe you, wetawded?? You dumbass! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥! YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ GUZZWING WHOWE!! YOU FAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SISTEW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. IM GOING TO KIWW YOU. I WIWW KIWW YOUW ENTIWE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAMIWY YOU ♥♥♥♥ | 2019-03-10 08:47:55 |
| blader | I have officiawwy mastewed the tune of the Fowtnite Defauwt Dance. I, with pewfect skiww, am capabwe of beatboxing, singing, wapping, cwapping, AND kissing the Fowtnite Defauwt Dance. Nobody can wesist my pewfect mewody of beatboxing, singing, wapping, cwapping, AND kissing. My song goes wike:Baunsch, ba-ba-ba-ba (dwum sound) baunsch, ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba... ba ba ba ba ba | 2019-03-10 08:46:21 |
| blader | Who wives in a fweshwight undew my bed?(Spongebob! Squawepants!)Absobant and yewwow and soggy and wet?(Spongebob! Squawepants!)Who's smeww and awoma wiww make you quite sick?(Spongebob! Squawepants!)So dwop youw pants and fwop out youw diwk!(Spongebob! Squawepants!)Weady?(Spongebob! Squawepants!)(Spongebob! Squawepants!)(Spongebob! Squawepants!)(Spongebob Squawepants!) | 2019-03-10 08:45:02 |
| blader | 🎤🗿 On vocaws!🎸🗿 On guitaw!🎹 🗿 On keyboawds!🥁 🗿 On dwums!🎻🗿 On viowin!🎷🗿 On saxophone!And finawwy...🎺🗿 on twumpet! | 2019-03-10 08:43:09 |
| blader | You evew jewk off and uw wike"why did i jewk it to that"but its too wateand the feewing of shame wiww awways be theweand uw ancestows awe wike"bwo why the ♥♥♥♥"and uw wike"i dunno i dunno"and uw mom wawks in and she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tewws you that shes getting a divowceand uw wike "wait what"and uw dad comes in yewwing with the bewt beating up anothew kidand uw mom scweams at himand then she dwives away with you fast as ♥♥♥♥and she accidentawwy gets into a caw cwashand you both dieand uw dads actuawwy kingpin fwom spidewvewseand he gets into a fight with 5 spidewmen whiwe twying to bwing you and youw mom backand gets put in jaiwsucks man | 2019-03-10 08:41:46 |
| blader | hey guys wet's just say I was hypotheticawwy bwowsing my favowite pown site when I hypotheticawwy came acwoss some fuwwy pown and then I theoweticawwy popped a bonew and then wet's just say fow the sake of awgument I accidentawwy beat my meat hawdew than my dad beats me evewy night and then I (compwetewy hypotheticawwy) bust a nut aww ovew the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pwace wouwd that make me a fuwwy? asking fow my ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2019-02-27 01:48:01 |
| blader | “Hello 911 what’s your emergency”Me: i'm sleepy uwu911: 🚨ALL HOMIES REPORT🚨 / 🚔 \ / 🚔 / 🚔 🚔 \ / 🚫🚫this mf needs a kiss goodnight 🚫🚫 | 2019-01-19 09:50:37 |
| blader | I’m a little foxy short and shout. Here’s is my tail hole. Here is my snout, get me on all fours and hear me shout! Oh Gawd yes! Please don’t pull out! | 2018-11-24 19:31:44 |
| blader | *teleports inside your stomach and vores you from the inside**♥♥♥♥♥ you out unharmed 9 hours later*O👅O *licks you clean from top to bottom* | 2018-11-24 19:30:42 |
| blader | i can 😜actually😜 get 🍑🍆laid 😂lol😝, ❌no❌ need for ⛓fetishes🔐. i can 📱text📲 literally any 😻furry😾 and be like💁♂️ "👋hey im a 😼dom 🐺wolf🐺 wanna ❤️come 😽over😽 n let me 😩stick😩 my 🍆penis🍆 in ur 🍑butt🍑" and ill be met with ⚡️thunderous🌩 👏applause👏 from the 🤜❤️entire community❤️🤛 because 😼doms😼are 💢super💢 rare☯️im 😜like a 😎literal😎 thoroughbred 🐎race🏇 horse 🐎in this 🍑♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆 🏘community🏘, while you 👨🏿cucked👱🏻 ♥♥♥♥ ❌cant❌ even get a 👱🏻♀️girl👱🏼♀️ or 👱🏻guy👱🏼 to 🤧notice👎 you ❌without❌ 😏smirking😏 and 🗣telling🗣 their 👭friend👬 how much of a 🤡weirdo👹 you 😂are😂. | 2018-11-24 19:26:29 |
| blader | i get 😘blowjobs🍌 galore, 😏anal🍑 galore, 🙅♂️no❌ 😷stinky😷 loose 🍗beef 🍔 😹♥♥♥♥♥😹 for me, its ✊️tight butts🍑 all 🌝night🌚 long 😎BAYBEE😎.so ❓what ❔if i have a 😼😻fursona 😾😸 and 🙏god🙏 on my 👨❤️👨side🤷♂️? im having 😸fun😽 and 🍑♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍌 all the 🙀♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🐶 while you 😭cry😭 about "☝🏼muh 👩🏻👱🏻white👱🏻♀️👨🏻 💣genocide🔪" while 👱🏻♀️stacey💁🏻 from ⛔️across⛔️ the 🚗street🛣 🔥burns🔥 it with that 💊drug dealing🚬 👦🏾ni🅱️🅱️a👨🏿 from 🛣across 🏘town🏪.my 😉life😎 is ❌nowhere⛔️ 🙅♂️near as 😰pathetic😭 as 👉yours👈, get 💪real😼 for a ⌛️moment⏳ and 😽realize😎 that. | 2018-11-24 19:26:21 |
| blader | Me, a furry intellectual: *pounces on u* hai x3 *licks my paw* did you know I have an IQ of 9001? *flops down besides u* I wike to watch Wick and Mowty too :3 I'm an intewlwectual ^w^ *notices your IQ* OwO what's this? *glomps you* i-it's even bigger than mine >O< | 2018-11-24 19:20:27 |
| blader | I'm a femboy fox toy, real mccoy like Helen of TroyNeed a ♥♥♥♥♥, not a bore? Call me up to deployA dance in your pants I use a big stanceA small male, go high tail, ♥♥♥♥ I'm fance-Y exhibit, don't just hit it and quit it,I'm a foxie with the moxie, forget itActing like a chipmunk, nut dunk, hoardin' spunkThen I'm a suck those nuts, fill up butts, booty in the back trunkI like smoother groovers, shakin' my mover for youGrip my hips and slip then I'm a HooverBut I ain't no dam, ain't holding 'em back, I said damnIt all, do me in the hall, just slam jamMy rump and undertail pump, dump and slump,Do me like Winger, big peener, gotta humpTight sweater together with my makeup 'n' tailorNo jelly in the belly until I get all that flavorI spy slick silicon ♥♥♥♥♥ twix my thighsBad Dragon the big one that feels so nice | 2018-11-24 19:19:49 |
| blader | YES! ^ this guy^ gets it.You see, I'm 100% straight, completely and exclusively attracted to the opposite sex. But I have a very odd and peculiar paraphilia,a "having a dude repeatedly thrust their erect penis into my anus until orgasm" fetish, if you will.I must reiterate: I'm. not. gay. It's a fetish. Lately when me and my girlfriend are getting a little frisky in the bedroom, I sometimes ask her "you want to try something kinky?". After she says "yes", I bring in my special friend Andrew, and then I lock my girlfriend out of the bedroom while Andy ♥♥♥♥♥ my tight ♥♥♥♥♥ ass over and over again, filling me with his sweet, hot seed to the point of bursting, almost tearing me and repeating this long and sweaty process throughout the night until he is sated (usually about 5 or 6 hour-long sessions).Let me tell you: my SO loves it. I do it every night, even when she's not home! | 2018-11-24 19:19:16 |
| blader | Daddy wat are you doing? (⊙︿⊙✿) owie it hurts >w< Stop it daddy!! (╥﹏╥)OwO you want me to touch it? (⊙﹏⊙✿) it’s so huuuuge (≧▽≦) is it throbbing for me daddy? (•⊙ω⊙•)Wha..Whaaa you want me to stroke it Daddy? >.<Uwaaa!! It splattered all over me! (≧o≦) Daddy what did you do to me !! UwU | 2018-11-24 19:18:18 |
| Leiker | Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi, just play 1 match ill ♥♥♥♥ off in future HEROES 3. Last wish skeleboi | 2018-11-24 19:16:57 |
| blader | Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it.Horse ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mediocre. You know why?Because it lacks complexity. Canine ♥♥♥♥ has that glorious knot"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it ♥♥♥♥ its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the ♥♥♥ inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE. | 2018-11-24 18:35:27 |
| blader | And hows about the barbed feline ♥♥♥♥? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.Look at snakes and sharks! There's two ♥♥♥♥♥ to play with.Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!Alligators and crocodiles have ♥♥♥♥♥ that are literally ALWAYS erect.And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the ♥♥♥♥, as a matter of fact you could say the ♥♥♥♥ is less than half of the important part of sex.Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human ♥♥♥♥, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weak merit for this lauded "god of all ♥♥♥♥♥". | 2018-11-24 18:35:20 |
| blader | she say do u wuv me uwui tell her x3 im a foxy~ OwOI onwy wuv my YIFF :3cand my doggy >w<im sowwy <33 | 2018-11-24 18:34:15 |
| blader | Two woads diwerged in a yellow wood ( ;◕ω◕)And sowwy I could not trawel bwoth ┌( ,/ ω )┘And be one twaveler, wong I stood (● ω●)/And wooked down one as faw as I could (. 0'ω'0.)To whew it bwent in the undewgrowf (〃oωo)ﾉ;Then towok the othew, as just as fwair (◡ω◡✿),And hawing perhaps the bettew cwaim (=゜ω゜),Because it was gwassy and wanted weaw (︶ω︶);Tho as for that the pwassing thwere (°ω°)// | 2018-11-24 18:26:28 |
| blader | Had wown them weawy about the same (ω´),And bwoth that mworning equawy way (>‘ω’)>In weaves no stwep had twodden bwack ~(ω)-.Oh, I kwept the fwirst for anothew dayヽ(〃＾ω＾〃)ﾉ!Yet knowing how way weads on to way (⊙ω⊙✿),I dwoubted if I should ewer come bwack (´ω｀).I shall be twelling this wif a sigh ( =/ ω )ﾉSomewhew ages and ages hwence v( °ω °)v:Two woads diwerged in a wood, and I ┐(‘ω；)┌ —I took the one wess twaveled by (◕ω-)√,And that has made all the yifference (ﾉ◕ω◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧. | 2018-11-24 18:26:21 |
| blader | notiwces RAR fiwe * O w O whats dis?🤔... *opens rawr fiwe * woopsie *hehe🙄 * giwwie passwowd daddy.😍 *snuwwgles near dadda * giwwe pawword😐. no? 😯 *touches daddy bulge *😮😮 mawbe some intwwogwation is in owder. 😍 *notiwses bulgie wulgie gwow * WOW DADDY! 😲😲😲 so bwig😍😍😍😍😍 *remowes daddys big pantiews * s.. so b... b.. big❤️😱❤️ whews the pawword? last chance daddy😏 still no? okay😍💕💓😩💦 *twakes owt my bwig furcock * last cwache dadda💗 no? 😍😍😍 *swowes furcowk down daddas urethra * *daddy cries in great pain😭😭 *furcowk is aww in * now...WHERE IS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PASSWORD YOU FILTHY PERVERT?*notiwces pawword * OwO hEre it is🤣🤣🤣 *opews rar fiwe * OwO so bwig 120Gb | 2018-11-24 18:24:22 |
| blader | Cant ❌ keep my 🐾 paws 2️⃣ myself 🐱Think 🤔 I'll 👏🚿 wash them off 👍 and put my 😺 suit back 👉 on the 🚪 shelfIn 👉 case 🗃my 👌 baby 👶 fur's 🐱in need 🙀Am I 👀 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😻💦 out my knots 🍆💦 yeahOwO 😺 I'm a furry 😺 just 4️⃣ sex 😻 yeah ✅Gunna 🔫 succ it 😽🍆 like it's daddies 🐶 fuzzy ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 yeah ✅Might 🅱️e 👴🏻 older now 🙀, 🍑 butt I feel it still 😻 | 2018-11-24 18:20:31 |
| blader | OwO 😺 I'm a furry 😺 just 4️⃣ sex 😻 yeah ✅Gunna 🔫 succ it 😽🍆 like it's daddies 🐶fuzzy ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 yeah ✅Might 🅱️e 👴🏻 older now 🙀, 🍑 butt I feel it still 😻Got another 👄 mouth 2️⃣ fillI'll 👁 be your 👶 baby sitter 🐶 daddy get your lube 🚰 giver.Imma fall 😻 on my 🐶 daddy.Getting 🙀🍆 pounded on 👇 my 👈 left field ⛳️OwO 😺 I'm a furry 😺 just 4️⃣ sex 😻 yeah ✅Gunna 🔫 succ it 😽🍆 like it's daddies 🐶fuzzy ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 yeah ✅Never 🙅🏼♂️ have my fill 🤤, wanna 😻 feel it still 😽OwO 😺 I'm a furry 😺 just 4️⃣ sex 😻 yeah ✅ | 2018-11-24 18:20:26 |
| blader | Gunna 🔫 succ it 😽🍆 like it's daddies 🐶fuzzy ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 yeah ✅Never 🙅🏼♂️ have my fill 🤤, wanna 😻 feel it still 😽We 😺🐶 could fight 😡🤜🙀 anti-furries.(OwO 😺 I'm a furry 😺 just 4️⃣ sex 😻 yeah ✅)Give in 😫 💦 2️⃣ our cummies.Gonna 🦊🍆 ♥♥♥♥ them 😫 in their 😴 dreamsGonna 🍆 beat off 2️⃣ our 😻🐶 sex life.We 😺🐶 could ♥♥♥♥ till 😻 the ♥♥♥ 💦😻 comes 👇 down 👇(OwO 😺 I'm a furry 😺 just 4️⃣ sex 😻 yeah ✅)It's time 🕥 2️⃣ give 🤝 me 😽 just the 🍆 tipFurries 🐶🦊🦁🐱🐻🐼🐭 in the 👉middle👈 move ☝️ over 'cuz we cummin 💪 strong.♥♥♥ 💦 showers 🚿 me 😺 | 2018-11-24 18:20:19 |
| blader | Are you 🐶 cummin💦? Are you 🐶 cummin💦? Are you 🐶 cummin💦? Are you 🐶 cummin💦? Are you 🐶 cummin💦? Are you 🐶 cummin💦? Are you 🐶 cummin💦 back 😻?OwO 😺 I'm a furry 😺 just 4️⃣ sex 😻 yeah ✅Your 😻🍆 succ is 🐶 an 🌑 abyss 4️⃣ my 🍆 knots 2️⃣ eclipse 🌚 yeah ✅Never 🙅🏼♂️ have my fill 🤤, wanna 😻 feel it still 😽OwO 😺 I'm a furry 😺 just 4️⃣ sex 😻 yeah ✅Gunna 🔫 succ it 😽🍆 like it's daddies 🐶 fuzzy ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 yeah ✅Might 🅱️e 👴🏻 older now 🙀, 🍑 butt you feel it still 😻OwO 😺 I'm a furry 😺 just 4️⃣ sex 😻 yeah ✅Gunna 🔫 succ it 😽🍆 like it's daddies 🐶fuzzy ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 yeah ✅Might 🅱️e 👴🏻 older now 🙀, 🍑 butt you feel it still 😻 | 2018-11-24 18:20:09 |
| blader | ⚠️ ATTENTION!! 🧐😮 ITS FINALLY 💄 KNOT-TOBER 🍆 AKA HOWL-O-WEEN 🎃 SEASON 🎉 😤 THAT MEANS 😏 ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY 👻😫 AND TRICK & TREAT 🍭 👅 THOSE KNOTTY WEREWOLVES 💦🐺 BY SUCKIN 👄 ON EM 💄💄 LIKE A VAMPIRE 🦇💦! LETS GET THOSE BONES ☠️💀⚰️ AND ♥♥♥ TO DEATH ⚰️👻 | 2018-11-24 18:18:45 |
| blader | I pwedge awwegiance to the fwag of the united states of amewica and to the repubwic fow which it stands, one nation, undew god, indivisibwe, with wibewty and justice fow aww. | 2018-11-24 18:18:22 |
| blader | One, ☝️ two ✌️Tony 🐯 gets out 😳 the lube 🧴Three, 👀 four 👅Puts my knees 🦵 on the floor ⬇️Five, ✋ six 😫He 🐯 starts pumping 💪 his ♥♥♥♥ 🍆Seven, 🤭 eight 💦It's 🍆🍩 gonna be grrreat! 🐯💦 | 2018-11-24 18:16:42 |
| blader | 😫 hit or yiff 💄💦 i guess❓you never yiff 😫💄💦 huh💯 you got 14 werewolves 🐺🐺💦💦 i bet they ❌never ❌ yiff yah 🙅♂️🙅♀️ mwah 💋😘 they gon 🔍🔍find 🕵️♂️🕵️♂️ another fox 💍🦊and they 🙅♂️wont 🙅♂️🙅♀️yiff ya 💄❌ they gon 👌🐺 skrrt 😫👆and hit 💯the dab😎👌 like 😫💦 nos hyena 😘 | 2018-11-24 18:16:25 |
| blader | HIT👊OR YIFF🦊, I GUESS🤔THEY NEVER🚫YIFF🐾HUH? YOU😮GOT✔️A FUR-FRIEND🙊I BET🎰HE DOESN'T🙅♀️KNOT💄💦YA! POP💋 HE GON'👉GLOMP🤗ANOTHER😐GIRL💃AND HE WONT🚫MISS YA!😪 HE GON'😋POUNCE🐅AND GO OWO LIKE WHAT😏IS THIS🍆NYA~😍 | 2018-11-24 18:16:17 |
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